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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   Mother furious after HOA bans her snowflake from drawing in chalk on a public sidewalk. To be perfectly honest, the three-year-old really is a crappy artist   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, HOA, Stapleton, snowflakes, sidewalks  
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9290 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2012 at 7:51 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-09 08:12:39 PM  
9 votes:
I lived in a condo with an HOA for almost two years and I would never ever to it again. I put up a basketball hoop for my kid and the next morning the president of the HOA knocked on my door. When I opened up he pushed past me, kicked over a lamp and sodomized the porcelain dalmatian that I keep next to my fire place. Then he ate all of my left over Pasta Roni. There is something seriously wrong with those people.
2012-06-09 05:41:13 PM  
4 votes:
Solution for the sidewalk:
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Solution for the HOA:
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2012-06-09 10:38:23 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-06-09 08:15:36 PM  
3 votes:
Snowflakes in question:
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2012-06-09 08:04:52 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously, if you're 'offended' by sidewalk chalk drawing by a 3 year old, you should move to Pakistan where everything can be treated as an outrage and you can just spend all your time rampaging through the streets.
2012-06-09 05:14:18 PM  
2 votes:
Sidewalk chalk is a gateway drug that leads to hard-core graffiti tagging.
2012-06-10 10:05:54 AM  
1 vote:

Troublesome Strumpet: I'm guessing some of you had parents who didn't love you as children and didn't buy you sidewalk chalk.

/Seriously, why all the rage about a child who is actually getting outside and doing something creative with something harmless?

Because children are like farts - you can only stand your own.
2012-06-10 12:56:09 AM  
1 vote:

Ed Willy: theteacher: Downfall of socialism: HOA

HOAs are not socialism.

You'll note the Tea Party has rarely raised a stink about HOAs, probably because they hope they can return to the old-school neighborhood covenants keeping certain "undesirables" from purchasing property.

Neither has the Occupy movement. They must be in it together!
2012-06-10 12:00:51 AM  
1 vote:
I live adjacent to an HOA. The line of demarcation isn't obvious since it's a pretty old neighborhood and the HOA was originally formed in 1926 to manage their water system, but a lot of the people who have moved there in more recent years gradually tweaked it into something resembling a more modern HOA.

The busybodies are endlessly irked by something, and several have mistakenly tried to impose their rules on me. There is nothing sweeter than seeing their fury thwarted.
2012-06-09 09:53:12 PM  
1 vote:
If I wanted my freakin' sidewalks tagged I'd live in the ghetto.
2012-06-09 09:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
When did we give ultimate deciding power to the most offendable?

What could possibly be more innocuous than sidewalk chalk? The kid is gonna get bored of that in a couple days, then it will rain, and they'll have their precious unmarked pavement again. Whatever happened to being slightly tolerant of those around you for the sake of getting along? Everybody can't get their way 100% of the time.
2012-06-09 08:11:05 PM  
1 vote:
I would break the little snot's arm if I caught her defacing a sidewalk
2012-06-09 08:08:58 PM  
1 vote:
A Fark chalk drawing party could be interesting.
Just think of all the memes you could draw...
2012-06-09 08:06:10 PM  
1 vote:

jayphat: Oh you bought a house in a HOA? This is how many farks I give.........

Why don't Republicans pushing "right-to-work" laws also push "right-to- live" laws that let you buy a house without joining the HOA?
2012-06-09 08:05:00 PM  
1 vote:
Oh you bought a house in a HOA? This is how many farks I give.........
2012-06-09 07:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
Rain. Rain washes off chalk. But stupid is permanent.
2012-06-09 07:38:44 PM  
1 vote:
So someone complained and it's going to be discussed at a meeting at some future date...that's what this is about...and another exceedingly slow news day crawls by in Stapleton, Denver.
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