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(Fox News)   Man tells police he was "standing his ground" after he showed up to his neighbor's house with a gun because the party was too loud   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Houston, unincorporated areas, concealed handgun, Baytown, Grant Scheiner  
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2012-06-09 07:06:40 PM  
2 votes:
fluffy2097: I'm asking you very nicely to stop posting.
2012-06-09 06:56:17 PM  
2 votes:

fluffy2097: How many of those loud ass farks are going to throw another party any time soon? hmm?

Hopefully all your neighbors.
2012-06-10 10:08:46 AM  
1 vote:

My Yali or Yours: If you carry a gun and are not a cop, you have a small penis. End of story.

I thought cops already had small penises.
2012-06-10 04:14:41 AM  
1 vote:
Dispatcher: 911, What's your emergency?
Shooter: Um, yeah. I just shot a his own home. Um...he...I mean, I...I was standing my ground.
Dispatcher: That's sounds pretty sketchy.
Shooter: He was black.
Dispatcher: Oh, OK then. Have a nice day.
2012-06-10 12:56:20 AM  
1 vote:

bugontherug: BarkingUnicorn: I don't buy Zimmerman's story at all. But there's nothing to refute it.

Yes, there is. Facts which are not in dispute:

* Zimmerman was so angry, he could not refrain from using foul language and epithets while on the phone with police.

* Zimmerman was especially angry that "these assholes always get away." From this, and combined with his angry, aggressive demeanor, we may infer that Zimmmerman set out with the intent to detain Trayvon.

* Zimmerman was carrying a loaded firearm, which gives rise to the inference he was confident in his ability to handle a physical confrontation.

* When asked to arrange a meeting place with the officer, Zimmerman declined. Instead, he asked that the officer call him upon arrival. This evidence adds to the inference that Zimmerman intended to follow Trayvon after hanging up with the police.

* Trayvon tried to avoid confrontation, by fleeing from Zimmerman.

* Trayvon was not carrying a loaded firearm, or any weapon at all.

* Trayvon was conducting lawful business in a place he had a right to be, and minding his own business.

Thus, it is undisputed that an armed, angry, and confrontational Zimmerman had a physical confrontation with Trayvon after a) know for a fact he pursued Trayvon before talking to the police, and b) we may permissibly infer from the undisputed evidence he continued to pursue Trayvon after talking to the police. We likewise know Trayvon, unarmed, tried to avoid physical confrontation altogether.

The undisputed facts alone give rise to the inference that Zimmerman started the physical confrontation. In reality, the only evidence Trayvon started the physical confrontation comes from Zimmerman himself. We now know Zimmerman is less than credible, and the most reasonable course of action is to disregard his statements.

We have other credible evidence supporting the inference that Zimmerman started the physical confrontation. Specifically, Trayvon's girlfriend's statement that Trayvon was fright ...

Assumption. Assumption. Assumption. Assumption. Assumption.

You're a farking idiot.
2012-06-09 08:54:52 PM  
1 vote:
If you carry a gun and are not a cop, you have a small penis. End of story.
2012-06-09 08:23:02 PM  
1 vote:
Standing. his ground.
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"It's go time!!"
2012-06-09 07:57:30 PM  
1 vote:
I've shot people for a lot less than playing loud music
2012-06-09 07:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
Big government has no right to tell me when I can or can't kill someone.

Don't treat on me or I'll rise again.
2012-06-09 07:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

ghare: you are a puppet: fluffy2097: I'm asking you very nicely to stop posting.

let him go on and on proving what a colossal douche he is.

His posts are annoying me and my trigger finger is itchy. He's been asked once. The polite thing to do would be to stop posting.
2012-06-09 06:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
These Hispanic vigilantes are out of control. This isn't Pancho Villas March to the Border for god sakes.
2012-06-09 05:51:14 PM  
1 vote:


Watch out, 9beers is going to come in and yell at you.
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