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(Twitter)   Amazing Spider-Man writer Dan Slott pulls into the lead for best comic book joke of the year   (twitter.com) divider line 6
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14461 clicks; posted to Geek » on 09 Jun 2012 at 5:54 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-09 06:02:46 PM  
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i1136.photobucket.com
2012-06-09 07:43:48 PM  
2 votes:

LockeOak: That decades-old effort to make comic book more realistic by killing a character via physics fails by not recognizing the elasticity of spider silk.


If we're nitpicking Spider-Man physics, let's point out that even with incredibly generous assumptions about the height and spacing of buildings he'd be swinging from in Manhattan, Spidey could only make about 30 mph on the straightaway. Pendulums do not work that way.

This is why supervillains are never shown attacking Staten Island. Spider-Man would show up two hours later, in a cab.
2012-06-10 10:27:53 AM  
1 votes:
"Hey Goku! What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?"

"Huh?"

"CHRISTOPHER REEVES!" *crushes legs*

"Owwwwwwww.... that was in horrible taste...."
2012-06-10 12:33:11 AM  
1 votes:
blogs.westword.com

/so ashamed.
2012-06-09 10:41:07 PM  
1 votes:
digitaldailyfix.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-09 04:26:49 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, snap!
 
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