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(Chron)   Woman uses paintball gun to detain Elvis until police arrive   (blog.chron.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Galveston, ramen, Galveston County Daily News  
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4653 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2012 at 6:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-09 02:24:56 PM  
Is that a tan line on his forehead?

blog.chron.com
 
2012-06-09 03:56:22 PM  
She could have threatened him with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and making him sit on the toilet until his heart finally gave out.
 
2012-06-09 04:10:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: She could have threatened him with a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and making him sit on the toilet until his heart finally gave out.


lulz
 
2012-06-09 04:11:38 PM  
He's accused of stealing coins and Ramen noodles. Not just a thief, but a low-rent thief to boot.
 
2012-06-09 07:03:00 PM  
www.stationbay.com

Everybody let's rock!
 
2012-06-09 07:11:03 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: He's accused of stealing coins and Ramen noodles. Not just a thief, but a low-rent thief to boot.


If you live in skankville, steal skank things. if you live in Beverly Hills, steal expensive things.
 
2012-06-09 07:20:58 PM  
it's a marker. made for marking trees that are to be felled.
 
2012-06-09 07:21:08 PM  
You must be pretty bad off to need to steal Ramen noodles...
 
2012-06-09 07:28:57 PM  
Hope she gave him at least 2 coats.
 
2012-06-09 07:35:45 PM  

Sleazy_as_Pie: You must be pretty bad off to need to steal Ramen noodles...


Yeah, probably just hungry and figured they wouldn't notice, or wouldn't mind them going missing... I'm sure there were other items of value that could have been taken, or at least something tastier than ramen.

/maybe he doesn't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadents
 
2012-06-09 07:57:58 PM  
He wouldn't last a minute at Greendale.
 
2012-06-09 08:32:01 PM  

phlegmmo: Is that a tan line on his forehead?

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I came here to say that too!
 
2012-06-09 08:39:40 PM  
Ramen... It's a helluva snack.
 
2012-06-09 10:23:28 PM  
He looks more like JFK than Elvis
 
2012-06-09 10:51:11 PM  
blog.bedlampaintball.co.uk

Noooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2012-06-09 11:41:53 PM  

LordOfThePings: [blog.bedlampaintball.co.uk image 500x333]

Noooooooooooooooooooo!


WTF, was he holding a squadbuster when it went off?
 
2012-06-10 12:18:01 AM  

phlegmmo: Is that a tan line on his forehead?

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Maybe. Maybe not.

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
/hot like the tropics
 
2012-06-10 09:04:13 AM  
Now he is a marked man.
 
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