If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo)   Maria Sharapova wins French Open to capture a career Grand Slam. Let us all celebrate her glorious body...... of work   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 54
    More: Spiffy, Maria Sharapova, Grand Slam, Samantha Stosur, Chris Evert, first World Cup, Anna Kournikova, Billie Jean King, Martina Navratilova  
•       •       •

1949 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Jun 2012 at 1:46 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



54 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-06-09 01:33:42 PM
pohdiaries.com
 
2012-06-09 01:52:57 PM
Still hot
 
2012-06-09 01:53:22 PM
I'd love to show her my backhand.
 
2012-06-09 01:57:52 PM
www.insidesocal.com
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-06-09 02:05:11 PM
That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.

If only they'd grunt and scream "OKAY!" so easily.
 
2012-06-09 02:08:09 PM
Anna Kournikova is better looking
 
2012-06-09 02:09:59 PM

Errk: Anna Kournikova is better looking


Wrong. Plus, Maria can actually win a tennis match.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:00 PM

Elvis_Bogart: Errk: Anna Kournikova is better looking

Wrong. Plus, Maria can actually win a tennis match.


If how a tennis player looked was less important than how they played then I wouldnt change the channel when mens tennis or the Williams sisters were playing.
 
2012-06-09 02:21:45 PM

Elvis_Bogart: Errk: Anna Kournikova is better looking

Wrong. Plus, Maria can actually win a tennis match.


Yes, I hear she's screamingly good at playing Tennis.
 
2012-06-09 02:22:43 PM
Good for her. That's one impressive list to make.
 
2012-06-09 02:28:31 PM

mikaloyd: mens tennis or the Williams sisters were playing.



Those two are the same.
 
2012-06-09 02:30:12 PM
Yay! My first green!

(checks profile)

... that I can remember!

Speaking of screamingly good, Adam Leavine denies making these comments about Sharapova in bed.

Singer Adam Levine has denied claims he labeled tennis ace Maria Sharapova a "dead frog" in bed.

A Russian publication claimed that the Maroon 5 frontman slammed Sharapova's lack of skill in the bedroom.

Levine was alleged to have said: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was.

"I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type."

The caddish quote was quickly rebutted by Levine's camp who dismissed the comments as completely untrue.

- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-478483/Maroon-5-singer-de nies-reports-called-Sharapova-dead-frog.html#ixzz1xK1rxf7n



nbcsportsmedia4.msnbc.com

"I don't know, I just Tennis and I Grand Slam lol!"

Congrats Maria.
 
2012-06-09 02:42:00 PM
Time to wrap my keyboard in Saran Wrap. Be back in a second..
 
2012-06-09 02:45:42 PM
She's the Mickelson of Women's Tennis. She's won all the big ones now. No longer underrated.
 
2012-06-09 02:45:55 PM
Here's a nice pic of Maria

i.imgur.com

when she was 14.
 
2012-06-09 02:49:57 PM

FNG: That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.


Sharapova embodies everything that's wrong with women's tennis nowadays. If they had clamped down on the grunting nonsense when she won her first grand slam, it wouldn't have taken off so badly.
 
2012-06-09 02:50:56 PM
I bet it was very loud.
 
Azz
2012-06-09 02:56:07 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: FNG: That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.

Sharapova embodies everything that's wrong with women's tennis nowadays. If they had clamped down on the grunting nonsense when she won her first grand slam, it wouldn't have taken off so badly.


Azarenka is way worse than Sharapova when it comes to grunting. Hers is more like shrieking
 
2012-06-09 03:02:19 PM
i39.tinypic.com

not maria sharapova.
 
2012-06-09 03:08:31 PM

FlashHarry: [i39.tinypic.com image 365x512]

not maria sharapova.


That's an old pic, she downsized a few years ago.
 
2012-06-09 03:15:18 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: FNG: That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.

Sharapova embodies everything that's wrong with women's tennis nowadays. If they had clamped down on the grunting nonsense when she won her first grand slam, it wouldn't have taken off so badly.


Wasn't Seles the first to start with that crap?
 
2012-06-09 03:17:05 PM

ChrisDe: FlashHarry: [i39.tinypic.com image 365x512]

not maria sharapova.

That's an old pic, she downsized a few years ago.


which is why i posted the old pic.
 
2012-06-09 03:20:29 PM

carnifex2005: Here's a nice pic of Maria

[i.imgur.com image 600x480]

when she was 14.


I'd make a joke about balls, but I don't want to have a seat over there.
 
2012-06-09 03:24:33 PM
I never knew until now that she was 6'2". Holy crap!
 
2012-06-09 03:26:13 PM

bmfderek: Seth'n'Spectrum: FNG: That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.

Sharapova embodies everything that's wrong with women's tennis nowadays. If they had clamped down on the grunting nonsense when she won her first grand slam, it wouldn't have taken off so badly.

Wasn't Seles the first to start with that crap?


Many have done it, and if anyone thinks that's what's wrong with tennis they're not paying much attention.
 
2012-06-09 03:27:47 PM

SharkTrager: bmfderek: Seth'n'Spectrum: FNG: That was an awesome grunt-fest. You've got Sharapova and her trademark grunts, and the other chick screaming "OKAY!" with every shot.

Sharapova embodies everything that's wrong with women's tennis nowadays. If they had clamped down on the grunting nonsense when she won her first grand slam, it wouldn't have taken off so badly.

Wasn't Seles the first to start with that crap?

Many have done it, and if anyone thinks that's what's wrong with tennis they're not paying much attention.


The problem with tennis is the lack of power ups.
 
2012-06-09 03:36:58 PM

carnifex2005: Here's a nice pic of Maria



when she was 14.


So?
 
2012-06-09 03:59:00 PM

9beers: I never knew until now that she was 6'2". Holy crap!


As a comparison, here is 6'3":

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-06-09 04:00:06 PM

OtherLittleGuy: She's the Mickelson of Women's Tennis. She's won all the big ones now. No longer underrated.


What in the hell are you talking about?
 
2012-06-09 04:13:19 PM
Just saw her give an interview on ESPNNEWS...

Randymarshcum.jpg
 
2012-06-09 04:32:08 PM

carnifex2005: Here's a nice pic of Maria

[i.imgur.com image 600x480]

when she was 14.


Hows the trial going for you there Sandusky?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-06-09 05:14:35 PM
I don't mind the grunting as long as the chicks are hot. It was close despite the final scores.

Maybe if they wore less clothes it'd be better. Although Sharapova isn't getting any younger.

/before the backlash, of course I'd still hit it
 
2012-06-09 05:18:45 PM

Milos Hattrick: www.insidesocal.com


I like that pic. Years ago I started an animated gif. You can imagine what of. Maybe I'll find it and finally finish it in celebration of her fine victory.

/Let's just say that banana disappeared.
 
2012-06-09 05:25:20 PM
The grunting is beyond distracting. I can't watch her matches.

/Time for some PlayStation with my friend Paul Rudd
 
2012-06-09 05:35:29 PM

the biggest redneck here: OtherLittleGuy: She's the Mickelson of Women's Tennis. She's won all the big ones now. No longer underrated.

What in the hell are you talking about?


2004 Fark: Sharapova may be more talented, but she'll be another Ann Kournikova

2006: Sharapova is overrated

Yes, she won Wimbledon at 17. But people have been looking at her the past few years as "but she'll fizzle out and be more famous for posing in swimsuits". And she's stayed at the top of her game despite that expectation. So, good for her.

/and, as a future rebuttal, you're a towel!
 
2012-06-09 05:51:47 PM

mikaloyd: carnifex2005: Here's a nice pic of Maria

[i.imgur.com image 600x480]

when she was 14.

Hows the trial going for you there Sandusky?


Sandusky liked little boys.

Put your line back on your outrigger and troll again.
 
2012-06-09 06:06:07 PM

OtherLittleGuy: 2004 Fark: Sharapova may be more talented, but she'll be another Ann Kournikova

2006: Sharapova is overrated

Yes, she won Wimbledon at 17. But people have been looking at her the past few years as "but she'll fizzle out and be more famous for posing in swimsuits". And she's stayed at the top of her game despite that expectation. So, good for her.

/and, as a future rebuttal, you're a towel!


Phil Mickelson has not won all of the big ones. He's won two big ones (though he won one of those three times).
 
2012-06-09 06:07:04 PM
Though I will give you bonus points for having Fark history at your fingertips.
 
2012-06-09 07:41:29 PM

carnifex2005: Here's a nice pic of Maria

[i.imgur.com image 600x480]

when she was 14.



No, HERE'S a nice picture of Maria:

s3.hubimg.com
 
2012-06-09 07:52:51 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I never knew until now that she was 6'2". Holy crap!

As a comparison, here is 6'3":


6'3"
www.rockbottommusic.com

/and happily married with 2 daughters, supermodel wife
 
2012-06-09 08:12:24 PM
every time Errani had a small opening, Sharapova would spackle the crack

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/tennis/news/20120609/maria-sharapova- french-open-2012/#ixzz1xLQAZrJD


She's a man, baby.
 
2012-06-09 08:19:23 PM
l.yimg.com
l.yimg.com


l.yimg.com
l.yimg.com
l.yimg.com
l.yimg.com
 
2012-06-09 08:26:32 PM
I'm going to smash through the parable here and just state, for the record, I would place my penis into whichever orifice she'd allow me to.
 
2012-06-09 08:33:46 PM
That was supposed to be palaver.
 
2012-06-09 09:19:33 PM
beaneater.com
BOW DOWN
 
2012-06-09 11:20:53 PM
p.twimg.com
l.yimg.com
s019.radikal.ru
s43.radikal.ru
s019.radikal.ru
s019.radikal.ru
 
2012-06-09 11:39:52 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-06-10 12:20:43 AM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-10 12:35:06 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-10 12:36:48 AM
Seems to me, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, that her vic, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, tory was predictabl, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
 
Displayed 50 of 54 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report