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2012-06-09 11:54:07 AM
 
2012-06-09 12:04:09 PM

bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html


Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.
 
2012-06-09 12:20:23 PM
Why would A 10's be involved in a nuclear accident?
 
2012-06-09 01:03:24 PM

GAT_00: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.


if radiation lost containment, then containment was restored it seems to me that a spike is exactly what would be seen
 
2012-06-09 01:16:34 PM

bongmiester: GAT_00: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.

if radiation lost containment, then containment was restored it seems to me that a spike is exactly what would be seen


Explain how within the spike it returns to zero for several periods if it is lost containment. That makes no sense. It would have to be basically next to the reactor and containment was perfectly restored, then completely lost again a minute later. That's ridiculous. Perfect containment cannot be restored for only one minute, for that spike to reach the bottom again, then lost, then restored, then lost, then restored and so on. If it was any distance away, variable winds would mean the downward spikes would be somewhat smoothed, in other words it wouldn't fall all the way down, just slow down.

So that makes no sense. It would have to be like someone had a contained nuclear explosion within a container, and they took the lid off a couple of times. Also that detector doesn't seem to really measure much of value. A quick look shows CPM is counts per minute, not any standardized SI unit. But assuming that was Cesium or something else radioactive, someone should have radiation poisoning by now. Why is it that conspiracy nutjobs think the government is completely incapable of keeping secrets, but when something happens there are absolutely no leaks? If it was that high, people would be dying of radiation poisoning. How have NONE of them gone online and said so?

This whole thing is utter bullshiat of a faulty detector.
 
2012-06-09 01:17:02 PM
It's zombies - we're trying to contain them, but they're absorbing the radiation...
 
2012-06-09 01:33:55 PM
or someone was spoofing it with a portable Xray machine.

I know, it's probably not the right kind of radiation.
 
2012-06-09 01:36:30 PM
or if an alien craft was hovering nearby
 
2012-06-09 01:38:57 PM

sithon: or someone was spoofing it with a portable Xray machine.

I know, it's probably not the right kind of radiation.


I'm not sure an X-Ray machine can put out that level of radiation.
 
2012-06-09 01:38:59 PM

basemetal: Why would A 10's be involved in a nuclear accident?


Why wouldn't they? All nuclear disaster plans call for CAS just in case an armored column shows up.
 
2012-06-09 01:45:37 PM

GAT_00: bongmiester: GAT_00: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.

if radiation lost containment, then containment was restored it seems to me that a spike is exactly what would be seen

Explain how within the spike it returns to zero for several periods if it is lost containment. That makes no sense. It would have to be basically next to the reactor and containment was perfectly restored, then completely lost again a minute later. That's ridiculous. Perfect containment cannot be restored for only one minute, for that spike to reach the bottom again, then lost, then restored, then lost, then restored and so on. If it was any distance away, variable winds would mean the downward spikes would be somewhat smoothed, in other words it wouldn't fall all the way down, just slow down.

So that makes no sense. It would have to be like someone had a contained nuclear explosion within a container, and they took the lid off a couple of times. Also that detector doesn't seem to really measure much of value. A quick look shows CPM is counts per minute, not any standardized SI unit. But assuming that was Cesium or something else radioactive, someone should have radiation poisoning by now. Why is it that conspiracy nutjobs think the government is completely incapable of keeping secrets, but when something happens there are absolutely no leaks? If it was that high, people would be dying of radiation poisoning. How have NONE of them gone online and said so?

This whole thing is utter bullshiat of a faulty detector.


I don't know. That site looks super credible.
 
2012-06-09 01:48:48 PM
there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar
 
2012-06-09 01:51:05 PM

bongmiester: there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar


*facepalm*
 
2012-06-09 01:51:47 PM

bongmiester: GAT_00: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.

if radiation lost containment, then containment was restored it seems to me that a spike is exactly what would be seen


good thing that you are not in charge of anything "sciency". None of your words reflect reality.
 
2012-06-09 01:52:39 PM

GAT_00: bongmiester: there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar

*facepalm*


rofl

how many of these sites also support cell phone brain tumor theories?
 
2012-06-09 01:55:47 PM

basemetal: Why would A 10's be involved in a nuclear accident?

FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL!

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-06-09 01:55:56 PM
A couple months ago I remember reading a local story about FEMA or DHS running a dirty bomb disaster drill in Michiana this summer. Unfortunately I cant find any mention of it now- so yeah, it's probably aliens. Or the govt. fighting aliens.
 
2012-06-09 01:56:50 PM

GAT_00: bongmiester: there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar

*facepalm*


I'll one up you: the sun is going nova and the government is hiding it. Or at least there is a massive solar flare. It's from that competing site that I doubt we're allowed to link here. I'll give you a hint: they have a little alien for a mascot and they love RON PAUL.
 
2012-06-09 01:57:22 PM

dugitman: A couple months ago I remember reading a local story about FEMA or DHS running a dirty bomb disaster drill in Michiana this summer. Unfortunately I cant find any mention of it now- so yeah, it's probably aliens. Or the govt. fighting aliens.


Yeah

Definitely aliens.
 
2012-06-09 01:59:24 PM
I blame gay marriage.
 
2012-06-09 02:00:13 PM
Exercise. That's the radiation signature of a test kit designed to trigger radiation alarms. Quick puff of impregnated air within a confined space creates an immediate spike in "local" radiation, which marks the start of the containment exercise. Almost immediately after the alarm is triggered the test sample dissipates and the sensor returns to normal limits.

If it were an actual breach of containment then the local sample would remain significantly higher, even if the breach were immediately sealed.
 
2012-06-09 02:02:15 PM

GAT_00: GAT_00: bongmiester: there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar

*facepalm*

I'll one up you: the sun is going nova and the government is hiding it. Or at least there is a massive solar flare. It's from that competing site that I doubt we're allowed to link here. I'll give you a hint: they have a little alien for a mascot and they love RON PAUL.


but the CME only hit indiana!!!
 
2012-06-09 02:02:53 PM
I hear they're also fluoridating the water.
 
2012-06-09 02:03:48 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Viral marketing.
 
2012-06-09 02:04:02 PM
I don't think nuclear reactors make a series of explosions like people are reporting even under the worst of conditions. That story is probably a cover if something truly happened.
 
2012-06-09 02:04:02 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: Exercise. That's the radiation signature of a test kit designed to trigger radiation alarms. Quick puff of impregnated air within a confined space creates an immediate spike in "local" radiation, which marks the start of the containment exercise. Almost immediately after the alarm is triggered the test sample dissipates and the sensor returns to normal limits.

If it were an actual breach of containment then the local sample would remain significantly higher, even if the breach were immediately sealed.


Dude, we've already determined it's aliens.
 
2012-06-09 02:05:56 PM
Magic.

Eirin's shady new drug.

Yukari is fooling around again.

It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.


Pick one?
 
2012-06-09 02:06:03 PM

Fat-D: dugitman: A couple months ago I remember reading a local story about FEMA or DHS running a dirty bomb disaster drill in Michiana this summer. Unfortunately I cant find any mention of it now- so yeah, it's probably aliens. Or the govt. fighting aliens.

Yeah

Definitely aliens.


It's probably just aliens, guys.
 
2012-06-09 02:06:07 PM
L Ron Hubbard has come back via a Stargate which experienced a field flux blow back.

The question we should be asking is why is there a Stargate near Union City, MI.
 
2012-06-09 02:06:20 PM

L.D. Ablo: I hear they're also fluoridating the water.


Break out the rainwater and grain alcohol.
 
2012-06-09 02:08:26 PM

Clemkadidlefark: L Ron Hubbard has come back via a Stargate which experienced a field flux blow back.

The question we should be asking is why is there a Stargate near Union City, MI.


They filmed the Evil Dead movies there. (knowing nod)

I think we need say no more, yes?
 
2012-06-09 02:09:44 PM

dugitman: Dude, we've already determined it's aliens.



Farkin' B1 visas.
 
2012-06-09 02:10:40 PM
A tiny coolant leak happened, but no radiation was released. As a precaution, nearby units were dispatched just in case.

Coincidentally, a radiation detector some distance away had an erroneous spike.

OR, or, a massive conspiracy of some kind happened.

Whichever you think is more likely.
 
2012-06-09 02:11:51 PM
FTA: "dozens of organic comments "

WTF are "organic" comments?
 
2012-06-09 02:12:02 PM

dahmers love zombie: Clemkadidlefark: L Ron Hubbard has come back via a Stargate which experienced a field flux blow back.

The question we should be asking is why is there a Stargate near Union City, MI.

They filmed the Evil Dead movies there. (knowing nod)

I think we need say no more, yes?


just one thing

www.zug.com
 
2012-06-09 02:12:26 PM
Paging Ringshadow from the Pony thread, Ringshadow from the Pony thread to the Radiation thread.
 
2012-06-09 02:12:37 PM

bongmiester: or if an alien craft was hovering nearby


Maybe some aliens destroyed an underground base.

/owned by the Rand Corporation
//under the supervision of the reverse vampires
 
2012-06-09 02:14:04 PM
Ghouls, it's the only explanation. The glowing ones to be precise
 
2012-06-09 02:14:43 PM

Bakeroo: [upload.wikimedia.org image 354x174]
Viral marketing.


I loved that game.
 
2012-06-09 02:14:56 PM
Oh, s**t! Loki's back! O_O
 
2012-06-09 02:15:13 PM
it took, like three seconds to google "Indiana radiation" to resolve this.

The data spike was caused by an equipment failure or at least, that's what the MiB are tell us.
 
2012-06-09 02:16:39 PM
Nuclear accident in Indiana yesterday or Internet hoax?

Why can't it be both?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:42 PM
Wow, the comments on that page are strong in the derp.

Always found it amazing that conspiracy theorists say "you decide", and then when you decide, they call you a sheep and a part of the conspiracy. Idiots.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:12 PM

namatad: GAT_00: GAT_00: bongmiester: there's another site claiming that the current ground clutter in the local doppler radar is evidence of radiation

radar

*facepalm*

I'll one up you: the sun is going nova and the government is hiding it. Or at least there is a massive solar flare. It's from that competing site that I doubt we're allowed to link here. I'll give you a hint: they have a little alien for a mascot and they love RON PAUL.

but the CME only hit indiana!!!


It seems to have hit Colorado and Tampa, Florida as well.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:13 PM

Viljo Tawast: it took, like three seconds to google "Indiana radiation" to resolve this.


party pooper
 
2012-06-09 02:17:39 PM

duskglow2000: Wow, the comments on that page are strong in the derp.

Always found it amazing that conspiracy theorists say "you decide", and then when you decide, they call you a sheep and a part of the conspiracy. Idiots.


You're free to make up your own mind, as long as you agree with me.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:46 PM

Viljo Tawast: it took, like three seconds to google "Indiana radiation" to resolve this.

The data spike was caused by an equipment failure or at least, that's what the MiB are tell us.


Well I'm sure Alex Jones will have something to say about that tomorrow, mister smarty google-pants.

/still think it was a scheduled exercise
 
2012-06-09 02:18:17 PM

Viljo Tawast: it took, like three seconds to google "Indiana radiation" to resolve this.


With coverups in the modern age, i'm pretty sure they'd account for clever plans like that.
 
2012-06-09 02:19:17 PM

Inquisitive Inquisitor: Exercise. That's the radiation signature of a test kit designed to trigger radiation alarms. Quick puff of impregnated air within a confined space creates an immediate spike in "local" radiation, which marks the start of the containment exercise. Almost immediately after the alarm is triggered the test sample dissipates and the sensor returns to normal limits.


Given that detectors are online, and people would see that spike - wouldn't they announce a test ahead of time?

Don't think it's real, just asking.
 
2012-06-09 02:22:47 PM
Nothing in Indiana, but the Davis-Besse plant in Ohio had a small unexpected coolant leak yesterday.
 
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