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(Natural Society)   Nuclear accident in Indiana yesterday or Internet hoax? You decide   (naturalsociety.com ) divider line
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2012-06-09 02:23:04 PM  
It's Weather Control Satellites being manipulated by Nancy Reagan and Bjorne the Pink Dinosaur, who are themselves controlled by the Fiendish Flouridators during an 18 1/2 Minute Gap. It's so obvious! Fnord.
 
2012-06-09 02:23:17 PM  
That site looked really legit. It even had comments that say they were posted 2-3 hours from now.

Reading those comments I was just waiting for someone to start talking about holographic moons, chemtrails, annunaki, nibiru, and the new world order.
 
2012-06-09 02:24:27 PM  

crabsno termites: FTA: "dozens of organic comments "

WTF are "organic" comments?


Manure-based, as opposed to petrochemical-based.
 
2012-06-09 02:24:56 PM  
Sometimes I wish the conspiracy theories were true. It would be a way more interesting world. Of course, 99% of them aren't and the other 1% are only part true.
 
2012-06-09 02:25:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 02:27:00 PM  

crabsno termites: FTA: "dozens of organic comments "

WTF are "organic" comments?


They use only natural fertilizer

/you know... bullshiat
 
2012-06-09 02:28:00 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: I don't think nuclear reactors make a series of explosions like people are reporting even under the worst of conditions. That story is probably a cover if something truly happened.


did you miss the explosions in japan after the tsunami??
 
2012-06-09 02:28:31 PM  

bongmiester: dahmers love zombie: Clemkadidlefark: L Ron Hubbard has come back via a Stargate which experienced a field flux blow back.

The question we should be asking is why is there a Stargate near Union City, MI.

They filmed the Evil Dead movies there. (knowing nod)

I think we need say no more, yes?

just one thing

[www.zug.com image 450x338]


Bwa-hahahahaha (out loud, too)
 
2012-06-09 02:28:34 PM  
Well, this seems credible.

FEMA must not be very competent if we're still not in the secret prison camps I've been promised since before 2000.
 
2012-06-09 02:29:40 PM  

GAT_00: Explain how within the spike it returns to zero for several periods if it is lost containment. That makes no sense. It would have to be basically next to the reactor and containment was perfectly restored, then completely lost again a minute later. That's ridiculous. Perfect containment cannot be restored for only one minute, for that spike to reach the bottom again, then lost, then restored, then lost, then restored and so on. If it was any distance away, variable winds would mean the downward spikes would be somewhat smoothed, in other words it wouldn't fall all the way down, just slow down.



Clearly there is an out of control radiation beam that is spinning around and around. Sometimes it points right at the detector and sometimes it points away.
 
2012-06-09 02:30:33 PM  
Aquapope: It's Weather Control Satellites being manipulated by Nancy Reagan and Bjorne the Pink Dinosaur, who are themselves controlled by the Fiendish Flouridators during an 18 1/2 Minute Gap. It's so obvious! Fnord.

Shut your face.

EVERYONE Knows that it's the lizard aliens David Icke warned us about.
 
2012-06-09 02:30:56 PM  

duskglow2000: Sometimes I wish the conspiracy theories were true. It would be a way more interesting world. Of course, 99% of them aren't and the other 1% are only part true.


images.wikia.com

"Just shut up and listen for a second. Christ, JC, this kind of behavior, not to mention your brother's defection, is making certain powerful people very nervous. Nervous about you. You understand the importance of loyalty, don't you?"
 
2012-06-09 02:31:01 PM  
WTF, is the plant so far away from civilization that no townsfolk are out and about seeing events unfold? if something of significance took place, wouldn't the major news networks have ground crews and Chopper Four reporting on it?

seems these days you can't trip on a cracked sidewalk without some dooshbag posting it on YouTube. one would think zombie aliens attacking a nuke plant may receive a little attention from the locals.
 
2012-06-09 02:31:20 PM  
I've noticed Chinooks on three occasions in NW Ohio in the last two weeks. I thought it was odd, but mostly interesting as I love watching those things fly. I need to do a better job of recognizing obvious government coverups in progress and recording videos to youtube.

A-10s and F-16s used to fly over our house daily. The F-16s were like clockwork, 10:00 every morning, northwest to southeast. The A-10s were a little less frequent. Anyhow, I guess I'm just saying that these things fly by all the time. The booms (admittedly, I didn't watch the linked vid) could certainly have been quarry blasting.
 
2012-06-09 02:31:41 PM  

namatad: did you miss the explosions in japan after the tsunami??


I didn't say there weren't any explosions at all, just not like people are reporting here.
 
2012-06-09 02:32:38 PM  

Wulfman: Clearly there is an out of control radiation beam that is spinning around and around. Sometimes it points right at the detector and sometimes it points away.


right round, baby right round like a record, baby right round, round, round
 
2012-06-09 02:33:54 PM  

SweetBabyJebus: That site looked really legit. It even had comments that say they were posted 2-3 hours from now.


Time zones - the site's running on UTC.
 
2012-06-09 02:34:18 PM  
What I think is more interesting, is why are a number of the comments in Chinese?

/hmm...
 
2012-06-09 02:34:41 PM  
Explosions are still reportedly being heard in rapid secession

So I guess maybe Indiana is leaving the Union faster than the speed of sound?
 
2012-06-09 02:35:01 PM  

bongmiester: Wulfman: Clearly there is an out of control radiation beam that is spinning around and around. Sometimes it points right at the detector and sometimes it points away.

right round, baby right round like a record, baby right round, round, round



All I know is that to me you look like you're lots of fun.
 
2012-06-09 02:35:52 PM  
Ecobuckeye: A-10s and F-16s used to fly over our house daily. The F-16s were like clockwork, 10:00 every morning, northwest to southeast. The A-10s were a little less frequent. Anyhow, I guess I'm just saying that these things fly by all the time. The booms (admittedly, I didn't watch the linked vid) could certainly have been quarry blasting.

I'm pretty sure if you're seeing A-10s, you're not hearing booms. A-10s cannot go supersonic. In fact, it's Never Exceed Speed is 518 MPH
 
2012-06-09 02:36:00 PM  
Its sunspots
 
2012-06-09 02:41:22 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 640x362]


Ok, who the hell is this guy?
 
2012-06-09 02:42:04 PM  

BronyMedic: Ecobuckeye: A-10s and F-16s used to fly over our house daily. The F-16s were like clockwork, 10:00 every morning, northwest to southeast. The A-10s were a little less frequent. Anyhow, I guess I'm just saying that these things fly by all the time. The booms (admittedly, I didn't watch the linked vid) could certainly have been quarry blasting.

I'm pretty sure if you're seeing A-10s, you're not hearing booms. A-10s cannot go supersonic. In fact, it's Never Exceed Speed is 518 MPH


If you're seeing A-10s and hearing booms.....you're probably a target.
 
2012-06-09 02:42:28 PM  

Wulfman: Clearly there is an out of control radiation beam that is spinning around and around. Sometimes it points right at the detector and sometimes it points away.


ZOMG PULSAR!
 
2012-06-09 02:42:51 PM  

srtpointman: Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 640x362]

Ok, who the hell is this guy?


The new Centauri ambassador?
 
2012-06-09 02:43:02 PM  

durgledoggy: Nothing in Indiana, but the Davis-Besse plant in Ohio had a small unexpected coolant leak yesterday.


That's horrible. That's way worse than an expected coolant leak.
 
2012-06-09 02:43:40 PM  
A-10s would serve no purpose in something like this. Just people with active imaginations and no backbone.
 
2012-06-09 02:46:08 PM  

L.D. Ablo: I hear they're also fluoridating the water.


assets0.ordienetworks.com

If you only knew what else they were putting in the water...
 
2012-06-09 02:46:10 PM  
And of course all of the aircraft are black and unmarked. They can tell that from the specks in the photographs.
 
2012-06-09 02:46:15 PM  

srtpointman: Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 640x362]

Ok, who the hell is this guy?


Seriously? Here.
 
2012-06-09 02:46:46 PM  

bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html


Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.
 
2012-06-09 02:47:14 PM  
The comments under the article make me rage.... like 9/11 conspiracy nuts all over again. I gave up arguing with them when it was apparently clear it didn't matter how much evidence I had to support my view, it was all just part of the conspiracy.

Nutjob: "The hole in the pentagon is too small to be from a plane!"

Me: "You watched Loose Change didn't you. Here, let me show you the ACTUAL hole"
-Posts the pulled back camera view, showing the area just a few feet to the left Loose Change's "impact hole". Where the floors partially collapsed.

Nutjob: "Thats photoshopped by the government! Wake up!"
 
2012-06-09 02:48:27 PM  

LasersHurt: Paging Ringshadow from the Pony thread, Ringshadow from the Pony thread to the Radiation thread.


I'm sure she doesn't even want a part of this one...

The level of Derp involved has my migraine returning...
 
2012-06-09 02:51:13 PM  

zippolight2002: The comments under the article make me rage.... like 9/11 conspiracy nuts all over again. I gave up arguing with them when it was apparently clear it didn't matter how much evidence I had to support my view, it was all just part of the conspiracy.

Nutjob: "The hole in the pentagon is too small to be from a plane!"

Me: "You watched Loose Change didn't you. Here, let me show you the ACTUAL hole"
-Posts the pulled back camera view, showing the area just a few feet to the left Loose Change's "impact hole". Where the floors partially collapsed.

Nutjob: "Thats photoshopped by the government! Wake up!"


authorities used to warn us that all of the drug use would result in offspring with low intelligence and mild to moderate brain damage. Turns out that they were correct.
 
2012-06-09 02:51:35 PM  

Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.


So, what should I do?
 
2012-06-09 02:51:48 PM  

BurnShrike: duskglow2000: Wow, the comments on that page are strong in the derp.

Always found it amazing that conspiracy theorists say "you decide", and then when you decide, they call you a sheep and a part of the conspiracy. Idiots.

You're free to make up your own mind, as long as you agree with me.


Hey! That sounds like some Farkers I know.
 
2012-06-09 02:53:34 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?


go take a look.

If you sprout an extra arm, go see Moira Brown.
 
2012-06-09 02:53:47 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?


45 minutes downwind or upwind? If it's downwind, you should be dying of radiation poisoning, and you're obviously not. If it's upwind, you're fine.
 
2012-06-09 02:54:06 PM  

bongmiester: GAT_00: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Radiation does not spike and immediately fade like that.

if radiation lost containment, then containment was restored it seems to me that a spike is exactly what would be seen


No, when containment was restored, there would still be residual radiation in the air. It would take some time to fade.
 
2012-06-09 02:54:43 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?

go take a look.

If you sprout an extra arm, go see Moira Brown.


Can't this afternoon.

I'm about to leave for a cancer fundraiser.
 
2012-06-09 02:55:22 PM  
Vacation Bible School: If you sprout an extra arm, go see Moira Brown.

But what if I set off the nuke?
 
2012-06-09 02:55:37 PM  
I live pretty much right there and I just got back from town. While we were there, the town sirens went off and several police cars and unmarked squads went flying down the road.

/probably that drill dugitman was talking about, although why they would pick the first busy Saturday of the season is beyond me
 
2012-06-09 02:57:31 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?


The graph on that website shows a spike TWO DAYS ago. There is nothing you can do but call your loved ones (who do not live in your area) and say goodbye.

Then you can all sit around at Thanksgiving and laugh. You not as much as everybody else.
 
2012-06-09 02:58:09 PM  

ytterbium: I live pretty much right there and I just got back from town. While we were there, the town sirens went off and several police cars and unmarked squads went flying down the road.

/probably that drill dugitman was talking about, although why they would pick the first busy Saturday of the season is beyond me


I would guess because if there was any actual panic, it wouldn't be a good test of their preparedness if the entire town/area was practically empty.
 
2012-06-09 02:59:38 PM  

chuckufarlie: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?

The graph on that website shows a spike TWO DAYS ago. There is nothing you can do but call your loved ones (who do not live in your area) and say goodbye.

Then you can all sit around at Thanksgiving and laugh. You not as much as everybody else.


You Farkers are slipping.

I completely expected a snarky response like "Take off all of your clothes and get up onto the roof of your house as soon as possible."
 
2012-06-09 02:59:53 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Vacation Bible School: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?

go take a look.

If you sprout an extra arm, go see Moira Brown.

Can't this afternoon.

I'm about to leave for a cancer fundraiser.


You're a better person than the rest of Fark... You actually get outside now and then, and have bewbs... Nice bewbs... oh wait, where was I again?
 
2012-06-09 03:00:33 PM  

Arcturus72: Grables'Daughter: Vacation Bible School: Grables'Daughter: Grables'Daughter: bongmiester: Click on site 18:

http://www.blackcatsystems.com/RadMap/map.html

Um, that's like 45 minutes from where I live.

So, what should I do?

go take a look.

If you sprout an extra arm, go see Moira Brown.

Can't this afternoon.

I'm about to leave for a cancer fundraiser.

You're a better person than the rest of Fark... You actually get outside now and then, and have bewbs... Nice bewbs... oh wait, where was I again?


In your basement sitting in front of your computer?

: )
 
2012-06-09 03:00:39 PM  

GAT_00: If it's downwind, you should be dying of radiation poisoning, and you're obviously not. If it's upwind, you're fine.


Takes very high amounts to outright kill people. Most of those exposed just get leukemia or thyroid cancer from it, sometimes as long as 10-15 year later.
 
2012-06-09 03:01:59 PM  
Radiation like what happened to the plant in Fukushima doesn't just spike then vanish that quickly it tends to linger around for a very long time...partly because it likes to ir-radiate everything it touches.
I don't see any A-10s in the photos...I see what could be Chinooks ..and a C-130 airframe...which for the tinfoil hat set could be a gunship I suppose... but either thats a training exercise or its the military transporting things, or transferring aircraft. The C-130 was probably present to refuel the Chinooks

Link

Link

this kinda shiat happens all the time...it's part of fighting active wars.

When I lived in Nashville, I'd work out in Smyrna and watch the 180th Airlift wing's C-130's doing training runs nearby, combat landings...no stop drops...occasionally popping flares...it was cool...but hardly ominous if you know what you are looking at.
 
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