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(WXYZ Detroit)   When we asked if he had any plans to clean up the mess he responded: "Oh yes. I'm Mr. Clean Up. I'm not Mr. Clean. I'm Mr. Clean Up," said Stetkewycz." He went on to tell 7 Action News that he's from Mars   (wxyz.com) divider line 25
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2012-06-09 12:25:39 PM
One one hand, you've got the neighbor who everybody describes after the unprovoked killings as "a nice, quiet guy who mostly kept to himself." And on the other hand, you've got this guy that everyone knows is a loon.
 
2012-06-09 12:46:40 PM
On one hand
 
2012-06-09 01:05:21 PM
"It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up." he said.



What's his fark handle?
 
2012-06-09 01:16:39 PM

phlegmmo: One one hand, you've got the neighbor who everybody describes after the unprovoked killings as "a nice, quiet guy who mostly kept to himself." And on the other hand, you've got this guy that everyone knows is a loon.


And, on the other, other hand, we've a freakin' three armed alien who probably does windows!
 
2012-06-09 01:45:50 PM
Pants on the ground,pants on the ground!
Looking a fool perv
With his pants on the ground!
 
2012-06-09 01:58:10 PM
He's got a spoonful of the 'tard in his voice, somewhat shaming our giddy fun. Would love to see him host a pubic access show, though.
 
2012-06-09 02:01:07 PM
Stetkewycz explained the incident by saying, "My mom bought me pants that were ten sizes too big for me."

Nothing to see here. Perfectly legit.
 
2012-06-09 02:42:04 PM

timharrod: He's got a spoonful of the 'tard in his voice, somewhat shaming our giddy fun. Would love to see him host a pubic access show, though.


Yeah, he sure does sound Canadian.
 
2012-06-09 02:59:55 PM
He went on to tell 7 Action News that he's from Mars.


Oh, well that turns this incident into a whole other situation.
 
2012-06-09 03:03:46 PM
Ah, so that's the kind of guy who doesn't take orders from a woman.
 
2012-06-09 03:22:26 PM
"Before entering 37th District Court on Thursday afternoon, Stetkewycz turned to 7 Action News cameras to extend and apology to Brown."

I'm sooo glad he extend AND apology. What a gentleman.
 
2012-06-09 03:29:56 PM
prakhsis.com
 
2012-06-09 03:31:34 PM
Senor Clean gets it done!
images.wikia.com
"Sometimes with my penis!"
 
2012-06-09 03:36:12 PM
He says he don't take no orders from no woman but I don't see anything in the story about him slapping her into next Tuesday.
 
2012-06-09 03:45:41 PM
 
2012-06-09 04:14:05 PM
And he exposed himself a few weeks ago. So now he has two cases of showing people wood they didn't want to see.
 
2012-06-09 04:36:54 PM
Wonder if he knows Mr. Scoop.
 
2012-06-09 04:43:09 PM

NewportBarGuy: "It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up." he said.



What's his fark handle?


By this guy's logic, he is most likely subby.
 
2012-06-09 05:04:20 PM
Ihor Stetkewycz was in court Thursday facing indecent exposure, malicious destruction of property and disorderly conduct charges in a total of four cases.

You are forgiven!

/not for the first two things, though.
 
2012-06-09 05:29:20 PM

NewportBarGuy: "It must have been a woman and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up." he said.



What's his fark handle?


That's because that, while he is from Mars, she is from Venus.
 
2012-06-09 06:34:04 PM
Doctor Manhattan, I presume
 
2012-06-09 06:58:19 PM
Oh yea? Well, "I am Mister Heat Miser...I'm Mister Sun....I'm Mr. Heat Miser, I'm Mister Hundred and One.........I'm too much!...."
 
2012-06-09 07:15:23 PM
Stetkewycz showed up to court several hours late on Thursday. He claimed he had spotted one of his stolen cars and tried to chase it down along I-94. This explanation clearly upset the judge.


One of his stolen cars. Just how many are we talking here?
 
2012-06-09 07:15:49 PM
He makes Gary Bussey seem logical.
 
2012-06-09 07:20:31 PM

sallys: He makes Gary Busey seem logical.

"Quoted for tooth."
www.smilepolitely.com
 
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