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(WXYZ Detroit)   Detroit could be bankrupt by Friday. Friday. GONNA GET BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY   (wxyz.com) divider line 96
    More: Scary, bing, Detroit, Rick Snyder, Corporation Counsel, bankruptcy, Detroit City Council, special session  
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2012-06-09 01:13:09 PM
You mean it's not already?
 
2012-06-09 01:36:24 PM
I would like to smite submitter for getting that f*cking song in my head.

You, sir or ma'am are a complete bastard.
 
2012-06-09 02:43:18 PM
so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.
 
2012-06-09 02:52:06 PM

Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.


The state comes in and takes it over. Rhode Island is experiencing the joys of this as we speak.
 
2012-06-09 03:01:40 PM

Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.


Cleveland did in the late 1970's when its mayor was the man who 90% of fark faps to: Dennis Kucinich.
 
2012-06-09 03:03:30 PM

NewportBarGuy: I would like to smite submitter for getting that f*cking song in my head.

You, sir or ma'am are a complete bastard.


I don't get it it?

What song?

Anybody have a link?
 
2012-06-09 03:04:19 PM

mikemoto: Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.

Cleveland did in the late 1970's when its mayor was the man who 90% of fark faps to: Dennis Kucinich.


Excuse me sentence, I believe you dropped this "se wife".
 
2012-06-09 03:04:30 PM

mikemoto: the man who 90% of fark faps to: Dennis Kucinich.


We may fap to his wife, but only a very small percent enjoy his ultra-liberal policies. He's like the mini Ron Paul for the other side.
 
2012-06-09 03:05:58 PM
Everybody's looking forward to Chaaaapter Seeeeeven
 
2012-06-09 03:07:46 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Anybody have a link?


What you are doing there... I can see it.
 
2012-06-09 03:09:15 PM
♫ Devil's night, devil's night, YEAH!
Devil's night, devil's night, YEAH!
Guns, guns, guns, guns
Burnin' houses down all weekend... ♫
 
2012-06-09 03:10:07 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-09 03:12:03 PM

Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.


s3.hubimg.com
www.jackiekcooper.com
www.aetv.com
 
2012-06-09 03:13:43 PM
Liquidating, liquidating, YEAH
Liquidating, liquidating, YEAH
Banks, banks, banks, banks
Looking forward to the estate sale.

// nope, definitely not bored at all
 
2012-06-09 03:15:18 PM
You gonna get /raped/ bunkrupt
 
2012-06-09 03:15:20 PM

Macinfarker: Everybody's looking forward to Chaaaapter Seeeeeven


Chaaaapter Niiiiiine

/rhymes better too
 
2012-06-09 03:16:47 PM

Ooba Tooba: You gonna get /raped/ bunkrupt


I fail
 
2012-06-09 03:18:15 PM
 
2012-06-09 03:18:21 PM
I'd buy that one for a dollar!
 
2012-06-09 03:18:39 PM
Sell something you have too many of.
 
2012-06-09 03:19:23 PM
So, when does OCP swoop in and buy the lot? :P
 
2012-06-09 03:19:30 PM
Microsoft can't make money with Bing, I guess Detroit can't either.
 
2012-06-09 03:20:06 PM
My daddy taught me in this country everyone's the same
You work hard for your dollar and you never pass the blame
When it don't go your way
Now I see all these big shots whining on my evening news
About how they're losing billions and it's up to me and you
To come running to the rescue


Well, pardon me if I don't shed a tear
They're selling make believe and we don't buy that here


Because in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
While the boss man takes his bonus paid jets on out of town
DC's bailing out them bankers as the farmers auction ground
Yeah, while they're living up on Wall Street in that New York City town
Here in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
Here in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down


Well that old man's been working in that plant most all his life
Now his pension plan's been cut in half and he can't afford to die
And it's a crying shame, 'cause he ain't the one to blame
When I looked down to see his calloused hands
Well let me tell you friend it gets me fightin mad


'Cause in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
While the boss man takes his bonus paid jets on out of town
DC's bailing out them bankers as the farmers auction ground
Yeah, while there living up on Wall Street in that New York City town
Here in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down


Yeah while they're living up on Wall Street in that New York City town
Here in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
Here in the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
In the real world they're shuttin Detroit down
They're shuttin Detroit down
 
2012-06-09 03:20:51 PM
I was reading that Omni Consumer Products was interested in buying Detroit and turning it into a for profit venture. I wonder how that would turn out.
 
2012-06-09 03:22:00 PM

fat boy: Sell something you have too many of.


I think the 13th Amendment put a stop to that.


/it's a joke, people
 
2012-06-09 03:22:14 PM

KoolerThanJesus: I'd buy that one for a dollar!


biatches leave
 
2012-06-09 03:27:51 PM

fat boy: Sell something you have too many of.


White rappers?
 
2012-06-09 03:28:37 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone: KoolerThanJesus: I'd buy that one for a dollar!

biatches leave


Dead or Alive! You're coming with me.
 
2012-06-09 03:30:14 PM

fat boy: Sell something you have too many of.


Abandoned houses?
 
2012-06-09 03:32:36 PM

KoolerThanJesus: The_Gallant_Gallstone: KoolerThanJesus: I'd buy that one for a dollar!

biatches leave

Dead or Alive! You're coming with me.


I LIKE IT!

Guns Guns Guns
 
2012-06-09 03:36:17 PM
 
2012-06-09 03:36:45 PM

Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.


Remember that emergency manager law everybody hates? This is what that law is supposed to prevent/handle.
 
2012-06-09 03:37:18 PM
Going to be a lean two weeks until the first, when the checks come.
 
2012-06-09 03:37:26 PM

ChrisDe: Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.

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[www.aetv.com image 623x413]


If there was ever a show that colored my view of a city (and the human race), it would be hardcore pawn. I watch that show occasionally because I want to believe I will see someone on the show with redeeming value, or have them end an episode with everyone hugging and saying "hey we are just kidding! We aren't total *ssholes in Detroit, we just thought it would make better tv." The entire show is a human train wreck. I have to watch 2 episodes of Pawn stars after Hardcore, just to feel ok again.

Of course, what do I know, I'm from MN. I get disappointed when I see someone fail to recycle...
 
2012-06-09 03:37:41 PM
getfile9.posterous.com
 
2012-06-09 03:40:36 PM

Pvt Joker: fat boy: Sell something you have too many of.

Abandoned houses?


Almost all of them have been looted of everything from kitchen cabinets to wiring and plumbing. So all you have left is a rotting shell with a bad foundation. Fixing them up costs far more than there worth. And in most neighborhoods, a new house wouldn't sell for the cost to build it. Of course that's if you could get one built, what with the builders and constructions site constantly under siege by robbers, looters, and corrupt officials looking for a bribe.

I say we level the old part of the city and build a new Detroit. I hear OCP is already working on the plans.
 
2012-06-09 03:41:22 PM

mikemoto: Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.

Cleveland did in the late 1970's when its mayor was the man who 90% of fark faps to: Dennis Kucinich.


You know what bankrupts a city? The Mayor. Genius, you are. Pure genius.
 
2012-06-09 03:43:50 PM

BigBooper: Pvt Joker: fat boy: Sell something you have too many of.

Abandoned houses?

Almost all of them have been looted of everything from kitchen cabinets to wiring and plumbing. So all you have left is a rotting shell with a bad foundation. Fixing them up costs far more than there worth. And in most neighborhoods, a new house wouldn't sell for the cost to build it. Of course that's if you could get one built, what with the builders and constructions site constantly under siege by robbers, looters, and corrupt officials looking for a bribe.

I say we level the old part of the city and build a new Detroit. I hear OCP is already working on the plans.



I don't know - this one just needs a little paint:

images.slidesharecdn.com
 
2012-06-09 03:45:11 PM
If ever you want the original song scrubbed out of your head, just have a watch of the Friday in Hell satanic metal remix complete with altered visuals.

/Actually better than the original.
 
2012-06-09 03:46:16 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/does not approve of headline, subby
 
2012-06-09 03:46:51 PM
Sell it to Mexico
 
2012-06-09 03:49:38 PM

wxboy: Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.

Remember that emergency manager law everybody hates? This is what that law is supposed to prevent/handle.


damn shame that law gets abused to push a political agenda rather than to salvage the wreckage of bankrupt local municipalities.
 
2012-06-09 03:53:05 PM

Captain Steroid: So, when does OCP swoop in and buy the lot? :P


images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-09 03:57:44 PM
Well they can just go over to the Hardcore Pawn pawnshop and get a few bucks.

City of Detroit? I'll give you $15 for it...

//Family of rip off artists and a clientele of crazy people
 
2012-06-09 03:58:02 PM

SuperDuperMatt: I was reading that Omni Consumer Products was interested in buying Detroit and turning it into a for profit venture. I wonder how that would turn out.


I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2012-06-09 04:02:09 PM
As long as Big Worm gets HIS Money
 
2012-06-09 04:11:32 PM

mikemoto: Weaver95: so...if Detroit goes bankrupt....what does that mean? they close up shop for good? I've never seen a major metro city close down before.

Cleveland did in the late 1970's when its mayor was the man who 90% of fark faps to: Dennis Kucinich.


It was to avoid turning Muni Power over to private interests in order to jack up rates and profits. The long term shows that Kucinich made the right call.
 
2012-06-09 04:21:23 PM
Probably could change the "gonna get" to "going" so it flows better with your sing-song headline.
 
2012-06-09 04:22:19 PM
Me too! That's neat!
 
2012-06-09 04:26:31 PM

NewportBarGuy: Pray 4 Mojo: Anybody have a link?

What you are doing there... I can see it.


Is there a name for this particular kind of trolling?
 
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