If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Digital Spy)   Robert Pattinson wants to "strangle" the person who came up with his nickname "R-Patz," because he "struggles to maintain credibility." About that, R-Patz   (digitalspy.com) divider line 41
    More: Fail, Robert Pattinson, David Cronenberg, inventors  
•       •       •

1225 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Jun 2012 at 2:00 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



41 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-06-09 01:18:51 PM  
What credibility?
 
2012-06-09 02:03:00 PM  
I call him "the sparkly douche from the Twilight movies"

We could call him that if he wants.
 
2012-06-09 02:05:01 PM  
True story. In Japan, he is known as Ro-nin-son.

/not really
 
2012-06-09 02:10:05 PM  
Douche.
 
2012-06-09 02:14:29 PM  
R-Putz, then?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:49 PM  
How about Dick-P?
 
2012-06-09 02:21:49 PM  
Few names can fail to be improved by a adopting a street-gang type diminuitive form.
 
2012-06-09 02:26:39 PM  
Somewhere a devastated 14 year old twihard is slitting her wrists, having come up with that ridiculous name in the first place.
 
2012-06-09 02:31:07 PM  
How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?
 
2012-06-09 02:32:48 PM  
Also, I didn't know Robert Pattinson was doing a zombie movie.

i2.cdnds.net
 
2012-06-09 02:36:28 PM  

CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?


To be fair Titanic did get me to stop calling him the guy from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", or the moron that did modern Romeo and Juliet, or Basketball Diaries kid.
 
2012-06-09 02:37:00 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Few names can fail to be improved by a adopting a street-gang type diminuitive form.


Very true... I would be P-Witty
 
2012-06-09 02:40:03 PM  
I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.
 
2012-06-09 02:43:34 PM  

Bear in the Woods: CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?

To be fair Titanic did get me to stop calling him the guy from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", or the moron that did modern Romeo and Juliet, or Basketball Diaries kid.


You left out Little Squirt Brother in Mystic Pizza.
 
2012-06-09 03:01:29 PM  
Robert Pattinson wants to "strangle" the person who came up with his nickname "R-Patz," because he "struggles to maintain credibility." About that, R-Patz.

he became quickly annoyed by the use of 'R-Patz. who invented that thing, 'R-Patz', I want to strangle them. R-Patz pretty quickly after everyone saw him play. every single article that came out, was, 'R-Patz's struggle for credibility!'" Hmm we can't see Robert shaking off R-Patz that easily.
 
2012-06-09 03:04:09 PM  

carrion_luggage: I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.


dammit i love you and you're a genius
 
2012-06-09 03:06:16 PM  

carrion_luggage: I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.


I admit it. I LOL'd. And then I shared it with my husband and he LOL'd too.
 
2012-06-09 03:06:43 PM  
Well... fine. How about Dickcheese? Good. There you go, Dickcheese.
 
2012-06-09 03:10:33 PM  

CraicBaby: Also, I didn't know Robert Pattinson was doing a zombie movie.

[i2.cdnds.net image 300x225]


That's an AMAZING waxen likeness of David Cronenberg.
 
2012-06-09 03:18:35 PM  
To be fair, the first initial and shortened last name nickname is lame and lacks creativity. While this might describe Pattinson, it still makes me cringe when I hear it. (insert your own A-Rod joke here).
 
2012-06-09 03:22:49 PM  

Cubs300: To be fair, the first initial and shortened last name nickname is lame and lacks creativity. While this might describe Pattinson, it still makes me cringe when I hear it. (insert your own A-Rod joke here).


iPad
 
2012-06-09 03:31:49 PM  
kill the spare...
 
2012-06-09 03:38:21 PM  

CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?


I call him Lee-pats.

I'm a bit retarded though
 
2012-06-09 03:42:28 PM  

Bear in the Woods: CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?

To be fair Titanic did get me to stop calling him the guy from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", or the moron that did modern Romeo and Juliet, or Basketball Diaries kid.


I think he goes by "the guy from that movie that goes BWAAAAAAAAAHM these days, heh.
 
2012-06-09 04:11:10 PM  

carrion_luggage: I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.


I gotta give you a vote and a green arrow for that.
 
2012-06-09 04:58:44 PM  

carrion_luggage: I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.


I bow to your brilliance. You actually got quite a laugh from me.

TheShavingofOccam123: Bear in the Woods: CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?

To be fair Titanic did get me to stop calling him the guy from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", or the moron that did modern Romeo and Juliet, or Basketball Diaries kid.

You left out Little Squirt Brother in Mystic Pizza.


That would be Matt Damon not Leo.

How about that twirp from Growing Pains? Yep Leo was in the last season of Growing Pains.
 
2012-06-09 05:02:35 PM  

nimawai: carrion_luggage: I'd go with Maxi-Patz because he's so self-absorbed.

I bow to your brilliance. You actually got quite a laugh from me.

TheShavingofOccam123: Bear in the Woods: CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?

To be fair Titanic did get me to stop calling him the guy from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", or the moron that did modern Romeo and Juliet, or Basketball Diaries kid.

You left out Little Squirt Brother in Mystic Pizza.

That would be Matt Damon not Leo.

How about that twirp from Growing Pains? Yep Leo was in the last season of Growing Pains.


You know, right after I hit "Add Comment" I thought...that was Matt Damon. Oh well. You can't get anything past Fark.com
 
2012-06-09 05:51:33 PM  
Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.
 
2012-06-09 06:02:23 PM  
hey. I liked him in "Water for Elephants".

So there.
 
2012-06-09 07:06:05 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.


Lulz.
 
2012-06-09 07:09:09 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.


Where's the fun in that?

R-Putz, definitely.
 
2012-06-09 07:50:55 PM  

CraicBaby: How long did it take Leonardo DiCaprio to stop being known as "the guy from Titanic"?


DiCaprio had a pretty respectable acting career before Titanic, especially for someone his age. R-Patz had what, a bit part in one of the Harry Potter movies? Apples and oranges, dude.
 
2012-06-09 08:47:29 PM  
I don't get what women/girls see in him. I find him massively unappealing and grody.... like he needs a wash or something.

And I'm still trying to figure out what is up with his face. Like someone smashed it into a wall or something. Can't quite place it.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:18 PM  
14:56, 14:57, 14:58, ...
 
2012-06-09 10:37:14 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.


I'm curious as to how one would go about getting rid of fear from the world? Are we going to start surgically removing everyone's amygdalae? Are we going to include our pets in this effort as well? They have fears you know. For that matter what about wild animals? Are we going to go find every rabbit squirrel and fish on the planet and start farking with their brains too? What type of environmental effects would that result in?

I haven't even gotten into the details on how we are to remove strife and hunger yet.

I'm very curious about your plans and methods for this grand elimination of strife hunger and fear and how I can do my part.
 
2012-06-10 01:10:11 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: 14:56, 14:57, 14:58, ...


Totally off subject, but your handle makes me crack the hell up every time I see it.
 
2012-06-10 01:24:09 AM  
Jesus, just how many nicknames does Rhinestone McGillicuddy have??
 
2012-06-10 04:52:35 AM  

nimawai:
How about that twirp from Growing Pains? Yep Leo was in the last season of Growing Pains.


And it must just eat Kirk Cameron up that the Cousin Oliver of Growing Pains is a superstar now.
 
2012-06-10 08:21:08 AM  

jimbodahobo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.

I'm curious as to how one would go about getting rid of fear from the world? Are we going to start surgically removing everyone's amygdalae? Are we going to include our pets in this effort as well? They have fears you know. For that matter what about wild animals? Are we going to go find every rabbit squirrel and fish on the planet and start farking with their brains too? What type of environmental effects would that result in?

I haven't even gotten into the details on how we are to remove strife and hunger yet.

I'm very curious about your plans and methods for this grand elimination of strife hunger and fear and how I can do my part.


Maybe he is actually an evil genius and wants to remove all life from earth. No living organisms no fear hunger or strife.
 
2012-06-10 08:35:48 AM  
So Robert is bothered? Haha...
 
2012-06-10 03:40:05 PM  

Carth: jimbodahobo: Keizer_Ghidorah: Yes yes, he was in some movies that you hated so you're going to be a complete asstard about him for the rest of your lives. If you people focused all of that energy into something productive the world would be free of strife, hunger, and fear.

I'm curious as to how one would go about getting rid of fear from the world? Are we going to start surgically removing everyone's amygdalae? Are we going to include our pets in this effort as well? They have fears you know. For that matter what about wild animals? Are we going to go find every rabbit squirrel and fish on the planet and start farking with their brains too? What type of environmental effects would that result in?

I haven't even gotten into the details on how we are to remove strife and hunger yet.

I'm very curious about your plans and methods for this grand elimination of strife hunger and fear and how I can do my part.

Maybe he is actually an evil genius and wants to remove all life from earth. No living organisms no fear hunger or strife.


Nah, then Earth would be really boring. I'll just roboticize everything.

www.megamink.co.uk
 
Displayed 41 of 41 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report