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(Huffington Post)   Rolled me down to the corner, up to the apartment door. Stuffed myself in a suitcase for a man named Curtis Lowe   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 24
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2012-06-09 08:38:54 AM  
She looked to be 50, maybe I was 43, 5 foot six inches and way to sharp knees
 
2012-06-09 08:59:14 AM  
This... is a Kola nut...
 
2012-06-09 11:14:00 AM  
well I used to wake the mornin
befor the rooster crowed
searchin for soda bottles to get my self some dough
brought em down to the corner
down to the country store
cash em in and give my money to a man named Curtis Lowe
old Curt was a black man with white curly hair
when he had a fifth of wine he didnot have a care
he used to own and old dobro used to play across his knee
I'd give old Curt my money he play all day for me

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe
well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro
people said he was useless them people all were fools
cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

he looked to be 60 maybe I was 10
momma used to whoop me
but I'd go see him again
I'd clap my hands, stomp my feet tryin to keep in time
well he'd play me a song or 2 then take another drink of wine

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe
well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro
people said he was useless but them people all were fools
cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

on the day old Curtis died nobody came to pray
old preacher said some words
they chucked him in the clay
well he lived a lifetime playin the black mans blues
and on the day he lost his life thats all he had to lose

(chours)
play me a song Curtie Lowe Curtis Lowe
I wish that you was here so everyone would know
people said he was useless but them people all were fools
cuz Curtis your finest picker to ever play the blues
 
2012-06-09 11:17:42 AM  
Well done subby.
 
2012-06-09 11:22:02 AM  
Ah, the true power of HOAs in Portlandia: you broke our extinguisher case, you're banned.
 
2012-06-09 11:24:44 AM  
Love means never having to say you're sorry....for human smuggling.
 
2012-06-09 11:31:55 AM  
I love you, Subby.
 
2012-06-09 11:32:33 AM  
Freddies dead

/d'oh
 
2012-06-09 11:36:13 AM  
Since the article makes no sense at all...I say this is now a music thread.
 
2012-06-09 11:41:15 AM  

Welfare Xmas: well I used to wake the mornin
befor the rooster crowed
searchin for soda bottles to get my self some dough
brought em down to the corner
down to the country store
cash em in and give my money to a man named Curtis Lowe
old Curt was a black man with white curly hair
when he had a fifth of wine he didnot have a care
he used to own and old dobro used to play across his knee
I'd give old Curt my money he play all day for me

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe
well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro
people said he was useless them people all were fools
cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

he looked to be 60 maybe I was 10
momma used to whoop me
but I'd go see him again
I'd clap my hands, stomp my feet tryin to keep in time
well he'd play me a song or 2 then take another drink of wine

(chours)
play me a song Curtis Lowe Curtis Lowe
well I got your drinkin money tune up your dobro
people said he was useless but them people all were fools
cuz Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues

on the day old Curtis died nobody came to pray
old preacher said some words
they chucked him in the clay
well he lived a lifetime playin the black mans blues
and on the day he lost his life thats all he had to lose

(chours)
play me a song Curtie Lowe Curtis Lowe
I wish that you was here so everyone would know
people said he was useless but them people all were fools
cuz Curtis your finest picker to ever play the blues


Today is YOUR day!
 
2012-06-09 12:04:01 PM  

FeatheredSun: Since the article makes no sense at all...I say this is now a music thread.


revsongbird.typepad.com

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN! SO LET IT BE DONE!
 
2012-06-09 12:19:57 PM  

Allen. The end.: Welfare Xmas: actual lyrics

Today is YOUR day!


I feel like I got screwed out of my opportunity to write parody lyrics that go with the story.

/not quite pissed off, but i am disappoint
 
2012-06-09 12:45:52 PM  
People said he was useless, them people all were fools
'Cause Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues
 
2012-06-09 01:19:23 PM  
Remember this lesson gents: You don't always have to do everything for her. Women will do Houdini tricks for you if you're both crazy enough.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:17 PM  
It's always partay time..
/Kurtis Blow.
 
2012-06-09 02:45:05 PM  
WTH ever happened to a long wig and big sunglasses? idiots.
 
2012-06-09 03:00:32 PM  
Who needs to think when your feet just go?
 
2012-06-09 03:38:41 PM  
It's Curtis Loew, not Curtis Lowe.

/in the song, that is
 
2012-06-09 04:36:09 PM  
i.imgur.com

RIP
 
2012-06-09 07:37:44 PM  
As someone who shares a patronym with the aforementioned Curtis, I hereby officially apologize for anyone with my name dating anyone who looks like that. I'd also like to mention he's probably from a German Lowe family, while my forbears are of Scots-Irish stock and we are, therefore, not related.
 
2012-06-10 07:41:31 AM  
Bravo! subby.
 
2012-06-10 11:27:48 AM  
At 5'6" 96lbs they could have used a trombone case.
 
2012-06-10 04:50:48 PM  
The "Faces of Meth" chick knows Curtis Lowe?

Play me a methhead song, Curtis Lowe!
 
2012-06-11 09:50:12 AM  

Leeds: The "Faces of Meth" chick knows Curtis Lowe?

Play me a methhead song, Curtis Lowe!


Seriously though- Is this the meth chick or not?

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