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2012-06-09 09:22:36 AM
Oh. The places you'll go.


/probably need eye bleach.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:53 AM
news.bbc.co.uk

Bare bear
 
2012-06-09 09:29:16 AM
And then very quickly decide to drop it after they realize how painful a bike seat would be with nothing on...

/hurts just thinking about it...
//whoever invented gel chamois should be sainted
 
2012-06-09 09:29:59 AM
Mm, no. Cycling strikes me as one of those activities - like hiking - that simply don't lend themselves to nudity. Issues of chafing and sunburn come to mind.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:30 AM
The naked aspect of it just looks like attention seeking? To me at least.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:51 AM

Ashyukun: And then very quickly decide to drop it after they realize how painful a bike seat would be with nothing on...

/hurts just thinking about it...
//whoever invented gel chamois should be sainted


A nude cyclist down not need the seat. The post it's normally attached to can hold them in place just fine.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:53 AM

El Dudereno: Ashyukun: And then very quickly decide to drop it after they realize how painful a bike seat would be with nothing on...

/hurts just thinking about it...
//whoever invented gel chamois should be sainted

A nude cyclist down not need the seat. The post it's normally attached to can hold them in place just fine.


www.explosm.net
/hot
 
2012-06-09 09:50:54 AM

ethics-gradient: The naked aspect of it just looks like attention seeking? To me at least.


Yes. to the cause.

When you're one of 100 cyclists, you're likely to get little attention.
 
2012-06-09 09:55:40 AM
There will be a lot of scented bike seats.
 
2012-06-09 09:56:18 AM
They have a naked bike ride up here every summer, and last year I happened to be biking my way to a Timbers game right along their route when I merged into a pack of 20-somethings in black lengerie.

Best bike ride ever.

/CSB
 
2012-06-09 10:18:56 AM
I see someone is about to go on vacation.
 
2012-06-09 10:41:20 AM
FTA: "celebrate free-body culture, bicycling as an alternative to cars and a generally greener way of living."
What a crock, should have just said "Flash your junk, without getting arrested"
 
2012-06-09 10:42:25 AM
My father does the English version of this every single year. He paints himself bright purple.
 
2012-06-09 10:56:37 AM
*lingerie

stupid early mornings.
 
2012-06-09 11:24:49 AM
Generally speaking, the people who are brave enough to be nude in public are the precise people you don't want to see nude in public.
 
2012-06-09 11:31:09 AM

ethics-gradient: The naked aspect of it just looks like attention seeking? To me at least.


Ssh. Don't tell anyone, OK?

The whole purpose is to draw attention.
 
2012-06-09 11:36:43 AM

angrymacface: Generally speaking, the people who are brave enough to be nude in public are the precise people you don't want to see nude in public.


Last year for the Portland naked right Sara Jean Underwood rode naked. Of course we've all seen her naked online but it was a thing of beauty to see firsthand. Tell you the truth, there were more hot chicks than I ever expected. I'll be observing the PDX naked right next week with great interest.

/mrs. detroitdoesntsuckthatbad is also participating
//no I won't tell you what she looks like, but suffice to say "she's hot"
 
2012-06-09 11:41:09 AM

cig-mkr: FTA: "celebrate free-body culture, bicycling as an alternative to cars and a generally greener way of living."
What a crock, should have just said "Flash your junk, without getting arrested"


Except as the article says it's not illegal to be nude in public there so they wouldn't need to go to all the effort of a bike ride just to flash their junk.
 
2012-06-09 11:41:13 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: El Dudereno: Ashyukun: And then very quickly decide to drop it after they realize how painful a bike seat would be with nothing on...

/hurts just thinking about it...
//whoever invented gel chamois should be sainted

A nude cyclist down not need the seat. The post it's normally attached to can hold them in place just fine.

[www.explosm.net image 560x640]
/hot


"The truth hurts. Oh, sure, not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!"


/not obscure
 
2012-06-09 11:41:37 AM
In San Francisco nudity is not illegal, but if you do want to sit down somewhere, be sure to bring a towel to sit on.

John Angelico is one hoopy frood.
 
2012-06-09 11:54:43 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: angrymacface: Generally speaking, the people who are brave enough to be nude in public are the precise people you don't want to see nude in public.

Last year for the Portland naked right Sara Jean Underwood rode naked. Of course we've all seen her naked online but it was a thing of beauty to see firsthand. Tell you the truth, there were more hot chicks than I ever expected. I'll be observing the PDX naked right next week with great interest.

/mrs. detroitdoesntsuckthatbad is also participating
//no I won't tell you what she looks like, but suffice to say "she's hot"


I was think more of saggy old men...
 
2012-06-09 11:55:00 AM
www.nathantimmel.com
Won't somebody please think of the chafing!?
 
2012-06-09 11:56:48 AM

bim1154: There will be a lot of scented bike seats.


I think you mean tainted seats.
 
2012-06-09 12:05:01 PM
SO anyone from Farka gonna be there and if so any pics??
BIE ?
EIP
PLEASE no Die....see that joke there...san fran and all.....
 
2012-06-09 12:44:53 PM
I can't even imaging how uncomfortable it would be to have unrestrained balls jostling around on a bike seat. Bad enough under normal circumstances.

Seems like a good way to pinch off a nut whilst seeing a lot more skin than you ever would want to.
 
2012-06-09 12:54:21 PM
FUNFACT! Life Would Be Oh So Neat (If My Face Were a Bicycle Seat) was an off-Broadway musical produced in the late 80s.

I was really upset I didn't see it.
 
2012-06-09 01:11:12 PM

dotSylvia: My father does the English version of this every single year. He paints himself bright purple.


Is his name Barney?
 
2012-06-09 01:18:22 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Tell you the truth, there were more hot chicks than I ever expected. I'll be observing the PDX naked right next week with great interest.


I was pleasantly surprised last time I checked it out, I may have to wander up to it myself.
 
2012-06-09 01:46:29 PM
You bunch of SF freaks!!

Drop off the face of the Earth...PLEASE!!
 
2012-06-09 01:50:08 PM

Nick Nostril: I can't even imaging how uncomfortable it would be to have unrestrained balls jostling around on a bike seat. Bad enough under normal circumstances.

Seems like a good way to pinch off a nut whilst seeing a lot more skin than you ever would want to.


That's why a good bike seat has a deep groove running through the center.

Trivia: the groove was invented by the Wright brothers, but they never explained the purpose of it, and so it didn't catch on until someone rediscovered it until nearly 100 years later
 
2012-06-09 02:14:21 PM

Gestankfaust: You bunch of SF freaks!!


Says the guy with the Fark login name, "stinky fist."
 
2012-06-09 02:39:05 PM

cig-mkr: FTA: "celebrate free-body culture, bicycling as an alternative to cars and a generally greener way of living."
What a crock, should have just said "Flash your junk, without getting arrested"


FTFA Nudity is legal in San Francisco, as long as you bring a towel to sit on.
 
2012-06-09 03:03:33 PM
Article is just fine without pics!
 
2012-06-09 03:10:50 PM
There was one of these in Manhattan that I happened across when I was going to a movie. It made my day.

50 or so naked bikers biking in their birthday suits. It looked refreshing. Part of me was thinking, "at least wear a helmet, you won't look so free with a head injury", which made me kind of feel like a complete pill for a moment.

Safety Pup.
 
2012-06-09 03:18:40 PM
came for Queen's "Bicycle Race" cover, or at least mention of the marketing gimmick, leave disappointed
 
2012-06-09 03:47:36 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: came for Queen's "Bicycle Race" cover, or at least mention of the marketing gimmick, leave disappointed


It was here earlier Dude. You really missed it.
 
2012-06-09 04:53:45 PM
I would at least wear proper cycling shoes...... Sidis.
 
2012-06-09 05:31:30 PM

Gestankfaust: You bunch of SF freaks!!

Drop off the face of the Earth...PLEASE!!


i32.photobucket.com
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i621.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 05:47:26 PM
I bought my baby a recumbent bike, I thought it would be fun to watch her ride naked... I was mistaken.
 
2012-06-09 05:50:01 PM
Houston had a little bit for everyone. A big buxom blonde 20 something and a mousey brunette with itty bitties...all the way to the guy who was the white Mandingo.
 
2012-06-09 06:18:27 PM
Two words: road rash.
 
2012-06-09 06:36:42 PM
recycling?
 
2012-06-10 01:26:07 AM
I cannot imagine that my junk would appreciate me bike riding naked.
 
2012-06-10 05:54:46 AM

Gestankfaust: You bunch of SF freaks!!

Drop off the face of the Earth...PLEASE!!


Portland, Oregon held a World Naked Bike Ride in June, 2011. Article contains NSFW images.
 
2012-06-10 11:01:01 PM
Chicago's ride was last night too....about 2,000 of us
http://s96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/rkelley25/?action=view&current= wnbr12downtown.jpg
 
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