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(ESPN)   Can the Kings clinch their first Stanley Cup, or will the Devils extend the series to a sixth game? It's the LA Kings vs. the New Jersey Devils in game five of the NHL Stanley Cup finals, 8 PM on NBC. BYOB   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 963
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2012-06-09 08:49:20 AM
Not so SOON.
 
2012-06-09 09:58:42 AM
Entertaining hockey. That's all I ask. My hopes of winning my pool were shot dead long ago.
 
2012-06-09 12:40:13 PM
While I'd like the Kings to take it all I actually hope that they lose tonight. They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd (not that I don't think the NJ fans wouldn't be polite & stick around to applaud them (more to boo Bettman actually...)).

/oh well, 8 hours to be productive so that I can sit down later & watch the game, that's doable....
 
2012-06-09 03:08:16 PM

Recoil Therapy: While I'd like the Kings to take it all I actually hope that they lose tonight. They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd (not that I don't think the NJ fans wouldn't be polite & stick around to applaud them (more to boo Bettman actually...)).

/oh well, 8 hours to be productive so that I can sit down later & watch the game, that's doable....


That's my thinking, plus a win at home would be nice for the Devils' fans.

So glad the game is tonight, gorgeous out there today. Except for the supposed nuclear armageddon in my neck of the woods and all.

/I will my art collection to Silvara, my rock memorabilia to Rev.K and my jewelry to vegaswench.
 
2012-06-09 05:30:53 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 05:31:04 PM

Recoil Therapy: While I'd like the Kings to take it all I actually hope that they lose tonight. They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd (not that I don't think the NJ fans wouldn't be polite & stick around to applaud them (more to boo Bettman actually...)).


But undefeated on the road for the entire playoffs would be more badass than that.
 
2012-06-09 06:16:38 PM

Recoil Therapy: They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd


As a very casual fan, yeah... it would be more entertaining to me. Especially since they've never won it.
 
2012-06-09 06:49:08 PM
Kings haven't lost a road game yet in the playoffs.
 
2012-06-09 06:59:44 PM
Let's do something impossible
Let's do something grand


img713.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 07:04:14 PM
Well, my prediction of a Kings sweep went up in smoke on Wednesday, but here's hoping that L.A. closes the deal tonight and keeps its perfect, amazing road record intact.

distilleryimage6.instagram.com
 
2012-06-09 07:04:34 PM
One hour
ONE HOUR
The streak will continue.
 
2012-06-09 07:05:40 PM
B is B.
 
2012-06-09 07:11:36 PM
King in 6 games.
 
2012-06-09 07:20:07 PM
Go Devs!
 
2012-06-09 07:22:08 PM

Smiths: B is B.



i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 07:25:10 PM
Well now that NJ has avoided the broom, might as well see this mofo go 7 games.
img840.imageshack.us
Because Hockey.
 
2012-06-09 07:25:16 PM
Needs to get to six games. Kings, I want you to win, but the Devils fans should see a win on home ice, and you should hoist the cup on home ice, and we should all get a little more hockey at least. Seven overtimes or something...
 
2012-06-09 07:31:15 PM

Vangor: the Devils fans should see a win on home ice,


You dont want to get jersey people thinking that they can have nice things, Its cruel and raises expectations roo high.
 
2012-06-09 07:34:03 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 07:34:12 PM
So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.
 
2012-06-09 07:34:51 PM

mikaloyd: Vangor: the Devils fans should see a win on home ice,

You dont want to get jersey people thinking that they can have nice things, Its cruel and raises expectations roo high.


img688.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 07:35:40 PM
60 days
1 threadjack
1 Smiths ban

keep it alive, brothuz
 
2012-06-09 07:36:21 PM
Just so we're clear. I've been busy, so I haven't quite finished updating. I'll need another two, maybe four days (HINT HINT), to finish updating my spreadsheet on the playoff badge, but... 21 Farkers were badge-eligible following Round 1, and 15 survived Round 2. I still need to verify their existence in Conference Final and Stanley Cup Final threads, but here are the 15 who might be badge-eligible:
4NSpy [TotalFark]
caira
craigzy
desertgeek [TotalFark]
HeathenHealer
IMDWalrus
netweavr
ontariolightning
paj
pregerstheHobo
RminusQ [TotalFark]
Silvara [TotalFark]
Smiths
vegaswench [TotalFark]
ytterbium [TotalFark]


I have made a slight note on some people who posted in threads long after the games ended, but no one's abused that privilege, and I'm not going to hold it against someone from Australia.
 
2012-06-09 07:37:26 PM

Silvara: So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.


You make this seem so neanderthal having to stream games over an internet connection rather than watch on a television. Next you'll bemoan the lack of a dial and black-and-white picture on your televideodisplaybox.
 
2012-06-09 07:37:56 PM

Recoil Therapy: While I'd like the Kings to take it all I actually hope that they lose tonight. They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd (not that I don't think the NJ fans wouldn't be polite & stick around to applaud them (more to boo Bettman actually...)).

/oh well, 8 hours to be productive so that I can sit down later & watch the game, that's doable....


I get the sentiment. But as a life long Kings fan with tickets to game 6, I want this done tonight. Just. Win.
 
2012-06-09 07:41:16 PM
Checking in for tonight, though I probably won't post much due to a pounding headache.
 
2012-06-09 07:42:14 PM

RminusQ: I have made a slight note on some people who posted in threads long after the games ended, but no one's abused that privilege, and I'm not going to hold it against someone from Australia.


I think it was a case of posting before broadcast ends if they're talking to players and coaches at the most extreme.

Back in the day, mods used to never green threads until the game started, so you basically HAD to post during the game and people would know if you had posted during the game or "post-broadcast" in the thread.

Now, with early greens it's hard to know what the "rules" are because if it greens at 2pm, you could post in it at 2:05 and miss the entire game.

does that count as "being there" for playoffs threads? That's what the badge says.

It get grey

and fuzzy

and i drink more.

too much math.

TOO MUCH MEN!

/kudos on doing the work though
//I can't post it in my profile anymore
///had timeouts due to 'off-topic profile talk' from Good Ol' T
////now i do good deeds morning till night!
 
2012-06-09 07:42:17 PM

Vangor: You make this seem so neanderthal having to stream games over an internet connection rather than watch on a television. Next you'll bemoan the lack of a dial and black-and-white picture on your televideodisplaybox.


I like a crisp picture bigger than that on a tiny laptop. Yes, I'm spoiled. I'm OK with that. :P
 
2012-06-09 07:42:43 PM
Couple of chocolate honeys singing karaoke. Yum!
 
2012-06-09 07:43:23 PM

desertgeek: Checking in for tonight, though I probably won't post much due to a pounding headache.


Vodak. Lots of vodak. With maybe some tomato juice and a spritz of tobasco and pepper. Your head will be fine.
 
2012-06-09 07:43:31 PM
Hockey Video from our Taiwan friends.

Cup Finals.
 
2012-06-09 07:44:11 PM
As someone with no horse in this race, I'm hoping the Devils win in a way just so I can have more playoff hockey.

But the Kings seem to be a better executing team.

Brodeur seems to have a great first move, but very slow recovering. His age showing, perhaps? Quick seems very, very good.
 
2012-06-09 07:44:24 PM
oh and if Australia posted in every thread, Australia gets it.
 
2012-06-09 07:44:29 PM

Vangor: Silvara: So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.

You make this seem so neanderthal having to stream games over an internet connection rather than watch on a television. Next you'll bemoan the lack of a dial and black-and-white picture on your televideodisplaybox.


img823.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 07:45:14 PM

sonnyboy11: desertgeek: Checking in for tonight, though I probably won't post much due to a pounding headache.

Vodak. Lots of vodak. With maybe some tomato juice and a spritz of tobasco and pepper. Your head will be fine.


I had the one night of hockey where I did 2 dayquil, 3 excedrin migraine, and a claritan.

cleared that crap up enough for vodak abilities by the 2nd period.
 
2012-06-09 07:45:52 PM
@LAKings

We are 2-0 in the Final when the #NHLDevils play scary funeral music before the game starts. Let's see what happens tonight...
 
2012-06-09 07:45:58 PM
Have a really bad feeling about the game. But that's good, feeling confident means a pasting's coming 95% of the time, so.
 
2012-06-09 07:47:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 07:48:01 PM
Go Devils.

I want more hockey!
 
2012-06-09 07:49:15 PM

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 640x425]


I don't think they've produced those.
 
2012-06-09 07:50:53 PM
I'm gonna go grab more beer and I'll be back. Go Kovalchuk and Quick!
 
2012-06-09 07:52:41 PM
awww...gonna miss the badge due to having had travel games....
 
2012-06-09 07:54:00 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 07:54:14 PM
I thought we had an exemption if you attended the game in person. Oh well.
 
2012-06-09 07:54:35 PM
Still ain't heard no fat lady.

Boo Kings! Boo!
 
2012-06-09 07:54:54 PM
Red pants man has practiced some of Jackson's moves. Not successfully, but he was too comfortable.

Also, what the f*ck with th eman climbing through the window?
 
2012-06-09 07:55:16 PM

Smiths: sonnyboy11: desertgeek: Checking in for tonight, though I probably won't post much due to a pounding headache.

Vodak. Lots of vodak. With maybe some tomato juice and a spritz of tobasco and pepper. Your head will be fine.

I had the one night of hockey where I did 2 dayquil, 3 excedrin migraine, and a claritan.

cleared that crap up enough for vodak abilities by the 2nd period.


I like the cut of your jib!
 
2012-06-09 07:56:14 PM

Vangor: Not successfully, but he was too comfortable.


Alright, I feel I was served by his moonwalk. Sorry red pants man.
 
2012-06-09 07:57:45 PM
i63.photobucket.com

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
2012-06-09 07:58:17 PM

JT_Goalie: awww...gonna miss the badge due to having had travel games....


Yeah, stupid life, getting in the way of sitting on the couch and letting my beard grow.

Anyway, I'll be here tonight. Feel like posting pics during the breaks, but it seems like I'm secondary to paj now...which I'm fine with, since he lets me not work so hard, and I can watch more of the game.

Preview? Link
 
2012-06-09 08:00:21 PM
Predictions I heard today from family.
4-0 LA
3-1 NJ
4-2 NJ
 
2012-06-09 08:03:35 PM
Ohhhhhh, so nervous. Nervous nervous nervous.
 
2012-06-09 08:03:37 PM
8:22 for actual puck drop?
 
2012-06-09 08:05:40 PM

FastJeff: Predictions I heard today from family.
4-0 LA
3-1 NJ
4-2 NJ


I'd like to see NJ win it just to extend the fun.
 
2012-06-09 08:06:03 PM
Matthew Perry

Could I BE... more needing a show
 
2012-06-09 08:06:27 PM
I don't think any of these guys knows what "American Woman" is about, akin to patriots rocking out to "Born in the U.S.A.".
 
2012-06-09 08:08:14 PM
Almost time to drop the puck! C'mon Kings, let's end this tonight!!!
 
2012-06-09 08:08:24 PM
Commercial? NSFW Link
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:09:04 PM

Earguy: Anyway, I'll be here tonight. Feel like posting pics during the breaks, but it seems like I'm secondary to paj now...which I'm fine with, since he lets me not work so hard, and I can watch more of the game.


I'm taking the night off of posting pics to focus on the game I think. If its a blowout/super boring I might spice it up a bit.
 
2012-06-09 08:09:35 PM
Just win one game, Devils.

/then just one more on Monday
/and one more Wednesday
 
2012-06-09 08:09:59 PM

Earguy: Commercial? NSFW Link


That was awesome.
 
2012-06-09 08:10:04 PM

robsul82: I thought we had an exemption if you attended the game in person. Oh well.


i think we do.

seriously i think we've considered that a "green light" for not posting. so long as people know.
 
2012-06-09 08:10:26 PM
 
2012-06-09 08:10:27 PM
I'd laugh if these analysts put out a tooth on the ice filming that.
 
2012-06-09 08:10:39 PM
ELEVATE THE PUCK IS A DRINK. MANDATORY.
 
2012-06-09 08:11:06 PM

paj: Earguy: Anyway, I'll be here tonight. Feel like posting pics during the breaks, but it seems like I'm secondary to paj now...which I'm fine with, since he lets me not work so hard, and I can watch more of the game.

I'm taking the night off of posting pics to focus on the game I think. If its a blowout/super boring I might spice it up a bit.


You are both heroes! :-)
 
2012-06-09 08:11:49 PM
DoubleD and Abbey are together on stage. Things should be entertaining in intermissions.
 
2012-06-09 08:13:07 PM

TheJoe03: Earguy: Commercial? NSFW Link

That was awesome.


And it just goes on forever!

Like this one.

NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 08:13:13 PM
Go Kings Go!
Just end it tonight. Come home with the cup.
 
2012-06-09 08:13:27 PM
HD stream from my MythTV box upstairs. Check.
Laptop on tray table. Check.
Glass of bourbon. Check.
All systems go. HOCKEY!
 
2012-06-09 08:14:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 08:14:32 PM
One shift at a time, one period at a time, one game at a time.

Let's go Devils!
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:14:57 PM
Adele as the HNiC intro. What's with all the slow songs lately?
 
2012-06-09 08:15:10 PM

Smiths: ELEVATE THE PUCK IS A DRINK. MANDATORY.


Elevate the puck? Elevate your drink.

*clink*
 
2012-06-09 08:16:42 PM

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 634x350]


How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
2012-06-09 08:16:50 PM
NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 08:17:00 PM

paj: Adele as the HNiC intro. What's with all the slow songs lately?


I really wish this was not such a coincidental acronym, because I always suffer a slight moment of confusion before remembering this is Saturday hockey.
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:17:13 PM
Hello Canada and hockey fans from the United States and Newfoundland! (and Australia)
 
2012-06-09 08:17:14 PM

paj: Adele as the HNiC intro. What's with all the slow songs lately?


Better than Nickleback, right?
 
2012-06-09 08:18:06 PM

Earguy: NSFW Link


I have not saved an image from these threads yet...but...save.
 
2012-06-09 08:18:11 PM
For old time's sake...

i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 08:18:30 PM
We have hockey sign!

I pre-gamed WAY too much, so I doubt my posts will make much sense tonight.
 
2012-06-09 08:18:33 PM

Vangor: paj: Adele as the HNiC intro. What's with all the slow songs lately?

I really wish this was not such a coincidental acronym, because I always suffer a slight moment of confusion before remembering this is Saturday hockey.


Being from the south, I'm with ya.

Huh, I installed an autocorrect program that works in Firefox, and while it's cool it's taking me a while to get used to not backspacing as much.
 
2012-06-09 08:18:41 PM

Silvara: So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.


What part of the state? If you had said something earlier (& you're near enough you could have come over here)
 
2012-06-09 08:19:01 PM
so if LA goes up like 3-0 at the end of period 1... how many people in the building will leave?
 
2012-06-09 08:19:21 PM
the adele intro was awesome
such drama
 
2012-06-09 08:19:21 PM
Not wasting any time, Red Alert towel. Not even waiting for the puck drop to beseech you for the icebreaker. Let's go.
 
2012-06-09 08:19:25 PM

Recoil Therapy: Silvara: So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.

What part of the state? If you had said something earlier (& you're near enough you could have come over here)


Right outside of Columbus - Delaware.
 
2012-06-09 08:20:28 PM

paj: Adele as the HNiC intro. What's with all the slow songs lately?


Adele Set Fire To The Rain isnt exactly a slow song
 
2012-06-09 08:20:33 PM
ANTHEM!
 
2012-06-09 08:20:38 PM
well.... i'm a horrid person.


they said "presents tonight's colors."

and she walked out.

and i went "AW AWWWWWWWWW"
 
2012-06-09 08:20:49 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 08:20:55 PM
Nice to see I haven't missed anything.
 
2012-06-09 08:20:55 PM
Lets go Debbils! Kings gotta lose a road game sometime.
 
2012-06-09 08:20:56 PM
What's up with the little girl glued to the singer?
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:21:05 PM
Grapes tonight:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 08:21:16 PM
Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

/Delicious
// Beer is the backup.
/// Go hockey!
// Switch back and forth between this and the Indy Car race.
/ And occasionally checking the Celtics@Heat game.
 
2012-06-09 08:21:36 PM
Sing slower please.
 
2012-06-09 08:21:44 PM

Smiths: so if LA goes up like 3-0 at the end of period 1... how many people in the building will leave?


and miss the chance to boo Gary?
 
2012-06-09 08:21:58 PM
img842.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 08:22:06 PM

soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.


Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.
 
2012-06-09 08:22:07 PM

Silvara: Recoil Therapy: Silvara: So, on vacation in OH and at a friends house. Where they have no cable and no way to get over the air channels, so i'll be plugging in my laptop it seems.

What part of the state? If you had said something earlier (& you're near enough you could have come over here)

Right outside of Columbus - Delaware.


Never mind then. I'm about 20 min from downtown Cincinnati so you could have made it here during intermission (almost) if you were in the metro area. Columbus however is a good 2 hour drive. Oh well.

/you probably didn't want the 130lb dog trying to sit on your lap anyway (she likes visitors...)
 
2012-06-09 08:22:12 PM

Smiths: well.... i'm a horrid person.


they said "presents tonight's colors."

and she walked out.

and i went "AW AWWWWWWWWW"


Had the same reaction I think last game or game before. "That isn't an appropriate thing to call her".
 
2012-06-09 08:22:30 PM

Mr.Tangent: Smiths: so if LA goes up like 3-0 at the end of period 1... how many people in the building will leave?

and miss the chance to boo Gary?


Good call.
 
2012-06-09 08:22:38 PM
I'm come back from beer run and get a simulpost? Unpossible!
 
2012-06-09 08:23:02 PM
GaME ON


BAWITDABA
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:23:04 PM
Game on!
 
2012-06-09 08:23:07 PM

Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.


Good call.
 
2012-06-09 08:23:13 PM
Forget "soon"..

www.allisonnazarian.com
 
2012-06-09 08:23:15 PM
Game on.
 
2012-06-09 08:23:16 PM
imageshack.us
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:24:07 PM
P-P-P-Pokechec!k
 
2012-06-09 08:24:10 PM
Nice hit by Kopitar on... Williams?!
 
2012-06-09 08:24:22 PM
Dude looked like he hit his head hard.
 
2012-06-09 08:24:24 PM
Ah, Kovy.
 
2012-06-09 08:24:32 PM
btw..

"HELTER SKELTER" = two drinks
 
2012-06-09 08:24:48 PM
First minute and 21 seconds has been pretty awesome...
 
2012-06-09 08:24:50 PM
hay guise, wats goig on in this thread?

/red 5 standing by
 
2012-06-09 08:25:21 PM
Devils on the wrong side of these hits if they want to win the game.
 
2012-06-09 08:25:43 PM

Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.


Beer (Bastone pale ale) until I run out, then I'll have to pick between whiskey and gin
 
2012-06-09 08:25:59 PM
Where's it streaming?
 
2012-06-09 08:26:22 PM

Silvara: Where's it streaming?


try a tributary of the Nile
 
2012-06-09 08:26:36 PM

Polish Hussar: Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.

Beer (Bastone pale ale) until I run out, then I'll have to pick between whiskey and gin


What whiskey do you have? What gin? I will help you decide.
 
2012-06-09 08:26:40 PM

Silvara: Where's it streaming?


On the internet.
 
2012-06-09 08:26:50 PM

Silvara: Where's it streaming?


FirstRow which I am using. Seems current and hasn't been a stutter or anything.
 
2012-06-09 08:26:52 PM
http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/ice-hockey.html

Silvara: Where's it streaming?

 
2012-06-09 08:26:56 PM
Ting!
 
2012-06-09 08:26:58 PM
PING!
 
2012-06-09 08:26:58 PM
Post! Drink!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:00 PM
TING!!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:05 PM
Big ting!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:09 PM
Ping!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:12 PM
Whew!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:15 PM
Ting
 
2012-06-09 08:27:15 PM
PING!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:23 PM

Silvara: Where's it streaming?


I had a vile comment in mind, but since it's you, I'll refrain.

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-09 08:27:27 PM
PING!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:45 PM

Vangor: Silvara: Where's it streaming?

FirstRow which I am using. Seems current and hasn't been a stutter or anything.


Thanks for being the first one not to be a coont about it.
 
2012-06-09 08:27:47 PM
Damn!
 
2012-06-09 08:27:50 PM
We're all unoriginal hacks.
 
2012-06-09 08:28:10 PM
NJ fails to score on a big mental error by the Kings.
 
2012-06-09 08:28:40 PM
Friend just had proper comment:

"What weren't the Devils playing like this from the start?"
 
2012-06-09 08:28:48 PM
What a great pace so far!
 
2012-06-09 08:28:53 PM
Someone is going to have to get murdered to draw a penalty.

I like it.
 
2012-06-09 08:29:21 PM

Earguy: Polish Hussar: Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.

Beer (Bastone pale ale) until I run out, then I'll have to pick between whiskey and gin

What whiskey do you have? What gin? I will help you decide.


Whiskey: Templeton rye, Balvenie 17 madeira cask, Bowmore 17, Blanton's

Gin: Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire
 
2012-06-09 08:29:23 PM
Marty won't suffer that fool!
 
2012-06-09 08:29:23 PM
Devils narrowly miss two breakaway opportunities after sustained LA pressure.
 
2012-06-09 08:29:31 PM
Holy crap.
 
2012-06-09 08:29:40 PM

ravenssettle: http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/ice-hockey.html
Silvara: Where's it streaming?


This being on NBC, I bet it is streaming in pretty high quality on nbcsports.com.
 
2012-06-09 08:30:38 PM

Polish Hussar: Earguy: Polish Hussar: Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.

Beer (Bastone pale ale) until I run out, then I'll have to pick between whiskey and gin

What whiskey do you have? What gin? I will help you decide.

Whiskey: Templeton rye, Balvenie 17 madeira cask, Bowmore 17, Blanton's

Gin: Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire


Snob.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 08:30:56 PM

Polish Hussar: Earguy: Polish Hussar: Earguy: soopey: Vodka and Tonic tonight. Going up scale with Tito's and Polar Lime flavored Tonic Water.

Haven't started yet, but I'll probably go with whiskey on the rocks.

Beer (Bastone pale ale) until I run out, then I'll have to pick between whiskey and gin

What whiskey do you have? What gin? I will help you decide.

Whiskey: Templeton rye, Balvenie 17 madeira cask, Bowmore 17, Blanton's

Gin: Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire


"please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..."

You have some good choices. Go with Balvenie. Forget the beer.
 
2012-06-09 08:31:07 PM
Not much jet lag tonight, folks! :-)
 
2012-06-09 08:31:49 PM
Quiznos goes Subway
 
2012-06-09 08:31:50 PM
What a crazy 7-minute start to the game. A shame it had to go to commercial.
 
2012-06-09 08:31:55 PM
For all your streaming needs.

http://www.thefirstrow.eu/
http://www.vipbox.tv/
http://www.wiziwig.tv/
http://lshunter.tv/

There are many others, but these 4 are the best I've found. Never had a problem finding an event with them.
 
2012-06-09 08:31:56 PM
HOCKEY!
 
2012-06-09 08:32:05 PM
This is AWESOME! God I love playoff hockey.
 
2012-06-09 08:32:43 PM
They better hope it gets taken care of one way or another in regulation. There's going to be nothing left in either team's tank if it goes to OT (as it should be).

If tonight's the end of the season, if they keep it up it will be one hell of a game to go out on.
 
2012-06-09 08:33:12 PM
"could i BE more at a hockey game?"
 
2012-06-09 08:33:16 PM

Silvara: Vangor: Silvara: Where's it streaming?

FirstRow which I am using. Seems current and hasn't been a stutter or anything.

Thanks for being the first one not to be a coont about it.


Welcome, though I think linking or speaking directly of streams tends to be frowned on. But I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.
 
2012-06-09 08:33:17 PM
"I Saw Her Standing There" and Matthew Perry, of course.
 
2012-06-09 08:33:43 PM

Smiths: Quiznos goes Subway


beat me to it.
 
2012-06-09 08:34:19 PM

robsul82: "I Saw Her Standing There" and Matthew Perry, of course.


"Name two things that are good, but old and tired, Alex."
 
2012-06-09 08:34:27 PM
At least Matthew Perry is a real fan. Most of the other celebs are posers who attend the home games just to get noticed.
 
2012-06-09 08:34:29 PM

Smiths: "could i BIE more at a hockey game?"

You could, but the row behind you might start asking questions.
 
2012-06-09 08:34:33 PM

Polish Hussar: Whiskey: Templeton rye, Balvenie 17 madeira cask, Bowmore 17, Blanton's

Gin: Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire



Nice selection. I'm going cheap for now (unless the Kings win), with Kirkland Signature bourbon. If that happens, I could break out some Eagle Rare 17, or George T. Stagg, or some of my stash of Ardbeg, or a pour from my first-edition Compass Box Spice Tree.
 
2012-06-09 08:34:49 PM

KarlMaldensNose: ravenssettle: http://www.thefirstrow.eu/sport/ice-hockey.html
Silvara: Where's it streaming?

This being on NBC, I bet it is streaming in pretty high quality on nbcsports.com.


Nope. For some reason, NBC is refusing to stream the finals.
 
2012-06-09 08:35:14 PM

robsul82: "I Saw Her Standing There" and Matthew Perry, of course.


Matthew Perrys mom worked personally for Pierre Trudeau when he was PM
 
2012-06-09 08:35:14 PM

9beers: At least Matthew Perry is a real fan. Most of the other celebs are posers who attend the home games just to get noticed.

because they're placed there by the networks.

FTFY
 
2012-06-09 08:35:28 PM
Right idea, lacked finishing touch.
 
2012-06-09 08:35:29 PM
Goddamn it, not again.
 
2012-06-09 08:35:29 PM
Elias down... uh oh
 
2012-06-09 08:35:42 PM
Dude just got buried. Not good.
 
2012-06-09 08:35:43 PM
Is Elias dead?
 
2012-06-09 08:35:43 PM
MAN DOWN! O_O
 
2012-06-09 08:35:51 PM
Arrrgh!!!! Could the goal BE any more open?
 
2012-06-09 08:35:55 PM
Even on a big HD box the speed of these guys doesn't really come through. You have to see it live.
 
2012-06-09 08:36:05 PM
ow.

clean hit but ow.
 
2012-06-09 08:36:05 PM
Looks like he went into the boards spine first.
Probably can't breathe.
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:36:14 PM
He's dead, Jim.
 
2012-06-09 08:36:23 PM
C'mon, Patty, be OK.
 
2012-06-09 08:36:27 PM
OK, that was a rough hit. Ow.
 
2012-06-09 08:37:02 PM
ok he up and skating off.

and they prolly just showed replay cuz of reaction

could it BE any more of a reaction?
 
2012-06-09 08:37:03 PM
Vicious hit on Elias...
 
2012-06-09 08:37:03 PM
 
2012-06-09 08:37:06 PM
Did Healy call all the shot blocking "Erotic"?
 
2012-06-09 08:37:07 PM
He's okay! :D
 
2012-06-09 08:37:18 PM
"When did you become a tough guy?"
 
2012-06-09 08:37:30 PM
I predict this will be a hell of a game.
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:37:35 PM

Smiths: if they did our favorite stripper would be arrested for some of the false ID crap that the site allowed.


Wait, what?
 
2012-06-09 08:38:02 PM
They finally gave that bald guy in the middle a friend.
 
2012-06-09 08:38:24 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-09 08:38:25 PM

paj: Smiths: if they did our favorite stripper would be arrested for some of the false ID crap that the site allowed.

Wait, what?


not tonight, my friend. i need to stay unbanned for a bit.

stay thirsty.
 
2012-06-09 08:38:33 PM
Hey all!!!

LET'S GO HOCKEY!!!!
 
2012-06-09 08:38:38 PM
If the teams are finally going to get angry with each other, then we've gotta have a Game 6, lol.
 
2012-06-09 08:39:14 PM
jesus close
 
2012-06-09 08:39:21 PM
I think Stoll just took a nasty slash on the wrists.
 
2012-06-09 08:39:25 PM
Has anyone made a word map for these threads
 
2012-06-09 08:39:46 PM

Smiths: when i first joined Fark's hockey threads there was a poster who opened every thread with where streams would be


I recall this, but I thought the posts were being removed every so often. I don't know, I just see what I see with people being obtuse about streams.
 
2012-06-09 08:40:10 PM
Is there only one puck on the ice, or are we playing multi-ball?
 
2012-06-09 08:40:26 PM
PP NJD
 
2012-06-09 08:40:32 PM
PP Devils
 
2012-06-09 08:40:56 PM
heh heh heh. you said pee pee.
 
2012-06-09 08:41:15 PM
Good time for a break. I needed another beer.
 
2012-06-09 08:41:22 PM
COmmercial Link

Link
 
2012-06-09 08:41:41 PM

Earguy: Arrrgh!!!! Could the goal BE any more open?


That reminds me, I need to watch the "Eclipse" Rifftrax again. Thank you for the reminder, the alcohol advice, and the bounty of boobies you have provided for us, Earguy
 
2012-06-09 08:41:43 PM

netweavr: Has anyone made a word map for these threads


Post, drink, Marty, NSFW, Karaoke, Smiths, VODAK, drunk, HOCKEY, FARK, FARKING, douche-canoe, knifed, mastodon.
 
2012-06-09 08:42:18 PM

Earguy: Is there only one puck on the ice, or are we playing multi-ball?


Just one. I think you have to get a Hat Trick to unlock that.
 
2012-06-09 08:42:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 08:42:31 PM

soopey: I think Stoll just took a nasty slash on the wrists.


parise, elias & zajac have had their wrists slashed all series
 
2012-06-09 08:42:37 PM
 
2012-06-09 08:42:51 PM
WHOA, thought that was going in!!
 
2012-06-09 08:42:55 PM
NO GOAAAAAL!
 
2012-06-09 08:42:56 PM
Without Taylor Stevens, I don't know how we can overcome!
 
2012-06-09 08:42:58 PM

Smiths: i.imgur.com


THANK YOU!!
 
2012-06-09 08:43:08 PM
w.skhlff's'jadsgasgd
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jdsfjfjasdf
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WTF

/typed when it happened, delayed due to flood control
 
2012-06-09 08:43:13 PM
Cash it in for the icebreaker, Devils, let's go. See to it that it happens, Red Alert towel.

Faaaaaark, this reeks of Game 1 all over again. Multiple blown opportunities.
 
2012-06-09 08:43:31 PM
Holy shiat how was that not in the net?
 
2012-06-09 08:43:47 PM
Devils still have the best P.A. music of the playoffs.
 
2012-06-09 08:43:50 PM
OK, had to go on a wild goose chase, because I'm one of five people who knows the campus where this event I'm at is taking place, but ti's OK because I didn't miss any goals.
 
2012-06-09 08:43:51 PM
That's what the call was for? Wow.
 
2012-06-09 08:43:53 PM
Hope you were staring at a real cute chick, Zach.
 
2012-06-09 08:44:02 PM
Note to self: Even in June, ice is slippery.
 
2012-06-09 08:44:02 PM
Sykora forgot how to skate for a sec, but he'll be fine.
 
2012-06-09 08:44:03 PM
I love Earguy. There I said it.
 
2012-06-09 08:44:16 PM

swahnhennessy: That's what the call was for? Wow.


Weak
 
2012-06-09 08:44:41 PM
Oh, damn.
 
2012-06-09 08:44:41 PM
DEVGOAL!
 
2012-06-09 08:44:41 PM
fark!!!
 
2012-06-09 08:44:42 PM
WHOO DEVILS!
 
2012-06-09 08:44:43 PM

KarlMaldensNose: Holy shiat how was that not in the net?


we don't know cuz NBC has no chance to show the replay cuz whistles GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
paj
2012-06-09 08:44:44 PM
Isa goooooooooooooal!
 
2012-06-09 08:44:52 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL, NEW JERSEY!

PARISE MAKES UP FOR IT!
 
2012-06-09 08:44:52 PM
WE FOUND OUR POWER PLAY!!!!!
 
2012-06-09 08:45:00 PM
SCORE!

DRINK!

Need new beverage.

Indy Car race is starting.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:07 PM
i1182.photobucket.comimageshack.usi1182.photobucket.com

1-0 NJ

ON THE POWER PLAY?!
 
2012-06-09 08:45:08 PM
Damn it, Doc. Totally jinxed LA there.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:09 PM
Well hell
 
2012-06-09 08:45:12 PM
Hmmmm, that's interesting....
 
2012-06-09 08:45:12 PM
GOLY SHIAT!
 
2012-06-09 08:45:15 PM
ZACGOAL
 
2012-06-09 08:45:16 PM
Goal Devils! Some piss poor puck handling by Quick there.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:19 PM
WTF was that Quick??
 
2012-06-09 08:45:24 PM
NEW JERSEY POWER PLAY DEVILS GOAL!
Kings 0-1 Devils (1st, 7:15)
 
2012-06-09 08:45:25 PM
damn. Quick didn't watch Bryz replays.

STAY IN NET
 
2012-06-09 08:45:27 PM
Holy shiat. Quick actually made a mistake.

I didn't know that was possible.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:31 PM

ravenssettle: I love Earguy. There I said it.


i18.photobucket.com

Just kidding. Thanks!

I try to contribute to the fun.

Oh, did anyone notice that the Devils scored first tonight?
 
2012-06-09 08:45:43 PM
Nice quick effort by Parise to get through the little space.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:44 PM
Quick uncharacteristically farked up. It happens. Shake it off, Kings!
 
2012-06-09 08:45:50 PM
Devils get the first goal! Don Cherry's prediction for tonight: whoever scores first
 
2012-06-09 08:46:06 PM
That was beautiful!!!
 
2012-06-09 08:46:12 PM

Earguy: Is there only one puck on the ice, or are we playing multi-ball?


images.wikia.com

It's CalvinBall.
 
2012-06-09 08:46:14 PM
Now let's get an insurance goal before the end of the first period, Red Alert towel, let's go!
 
2012-06-09 08:46:15 PM

soopey: SCORE!

DRINK!

Need new beverage.

Indy Car race is starting.


And a good boxing match streaming, er, on PPV tonight.
 
2012-06-09 08:46:20 PM

swahnhennessy: Damn it, Doc. Totally jinxed LA there.


He was the voice of the Devils for over a decade. About time he start using his kharma points.
 
2012-06-09 08:46:44 PM
First time the Devils have scored in the first period in this series.
 
2012-06-09 08:47:00 PM
I think chippy might be an understatement right now.

It's getting nasty.

/Took long enough.
 
2012-06-09 08:47:14 PM
"team that scores first has won every game"

jiiiiiiiiiiinx!
 
2012-06-09 08:47:42 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-09 08:48:03 PM
Kings skaters are finally starting to show lack of focus.
 
2012-06-09 08:48:04 PM
I took the Kings to the Cup. They're a finesse team.
 
2012-06-09 08:48:13 PM

Mr.Tangent: "team that scores first has won every game"

jiiiiiiiiiiinx!


It's a rule until it's not.
 
2012-06-09 08:49:38 PM

Vangor: Mr.Tangent: "team that scores first has won every game"

jiiiiiiiiiiinx!

It's a rule until it's not.


First rule of statistics: Small sample size screws up everything.
Second: Correlation is not causation.
 
2012-06-09 08:49:56 PM
stroke #3 so far tonight
 
2012-06-09 08:49:58 PM
Marty!
 
2012-06-09 08:50:25 PM
Bad Marty pass
Drink
 
2012-06-09 08:50:25 PM
Good defense by NJ, not allowing shot after shot after the block.
 
2012-06-09 08:50:27 PM
Kings are completely dominated
 
2012-06-09 08:50:36 PM
Five Devils around two Kings on the last attempt; thinking New Jersey might be giving ground too fast too early.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:08 PM

Earguy: Vangor: Mr.Tangent: "team that scores first has won every game"

jiiiiiiiiiiinx!

It's a rule until it's not.

First rule of statistics: Small sample size screws up everything.
Second: Correlation is not causation.


Third: The cake is a lie
 
2012-06-09 08:51:09 PM
I like how the Devil knocked the stray stick farther away from the man trying to retrieve it.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:15 PM
ZUUUUUUUUUBE!
 
2012-06-09 08:52:18 PM
last time i seen da debbils play this hard in the fhirst, they've died by the third
 
2012-06-09 08:52:33 PM
The Devils have actually showed up to play... I'm thinking Game 6 now.
 
2012-06-09 08:52:37 PM

Polish Hussar: Earguy: Vangor: Mr.Tangent: "team that scores first has won every game"

jiiiiiiiiiiinx!

It's a rule until it's not.

First rule of statistics: Small sample size screws up everything.
Second: Correlation is not causation.

Third: The cake is a lie


God, I don't know if I can wait another 31 till my favorite.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:14 PM

Fubegra: The Devils have actually showed up to play... I'm thinking Game 6 now.


One period at a time.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:38 PM

Fubegra: The Devils have actually showed up to play... I'm thinking Game 6 now.


One shift, one period, one game at a time.
 
2012-06-09 08:53:47 PM

Earguy: I like how the Devil knocked the stray stick farther away from the man trying to retrieve it.


too bad it didnt turn into a crosby/giroux sideshow
 
2012-06-09 08:54:18 PM

Vangor: Silvara: Vangor: Silvara: Where's it streaming?

FirstRow which I am using. Seems current and hasn't been a stutter or anything.

Thanks for being the first one not to be a coont about it.

Welcome, though I think linking or speaking directly of streams tends to be frowned on. But I don't follow anyone's rules, not even my own.


Seems to not usually be a problem here.
 
2012-06-09 08:54:26 PM
Any ladies in the thread? For you. Guys, you were warned. NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 08:54:42 PM

Earguy: I like how the Devil knocked the stray stick farther away from the man trying to retrieve it.


Just clearing the lane is all.

Almost gave that player the puck by himself in the corner too.
 
2012-06-09 08:54:43 PM
Giroux is 3rd in scoring even though he was eliminated in the 2nd round
lolz
 
2012-06-09 08:55:22 PM
INTERMISSION!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 08:55:26 PM
1-0 New Jersey after 20.

Keep it up, Devils! Great work!
 
2012-06-09 08:55:35 PM
Kings 0-1 Devils (end 1st)
 
2012-06-09 08:55:38 PM

Earguy: Any ladies in the thread? For you. Guys, you were warned. NSFW Link


Some guys like that too.
 
2012-06-09 08:56:06 PM
Break time. As in "time to break out the whiskey."

I could post each of these pics individually, but screw it. Check out this link. Link
 
2012-06-09 08:56:41 PM
1-0 Devils after 20.

i159.photobucket.com

Also, this is the worst rendition of this crappy song I've ever heard.
 
2012-06-09 08:56:42 PM

ontariolightning: Giroux is 3rd in scoring even though he was eliminated in the 2nd round
lolz


*snicker*

Then again, the pucks were flying in the Pennsylvania Civil War.
 
2012-06-09 08:56:44 PM

Captain Steroid: INTERMISSION!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 336x189]


oh what the fudge i spit soda everywhere...
 
2012-06-09 08:56:46 PM

ravenssettle: Earguy: Any ladies in the thread? For you. Guys, you were warned. NSFW Link

Some guys like that too.


No problem.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:00 PM
Randomly, for no reason whatsoever, Here's a hot topless redhead (NSFW)
 
2012-06-09 08:57:22 PM
note to farkers intermission is not touch yourself time
its bathroom break
 
2012-06-09 08:57:36 PM
intermission! bob's burgers time
 
2012-06-09 08:58:09 PM

Earguy: ravenssettle: Earguy: Any ladies in the thread? For you. Guys, you were warned. NSFW Link

Some guys like that too.

No problem.


NTTAWWT, right?
 
2012-06-09 08:58:37 PM
Cat's Meow showing promise. Current group on stage is pretty bad, but they often entice the youngsters to come out and shake it right.
 
2012-06-09 08:59:09 PM

Fubegra: ontariolightning: Giroux is 3rd in scoring even though he was eliminated in the 2nd round
lolz

*snicker*

Then again, the pucks were flying in the Pennsylvania Civil War.


they could sell that series and sell a lot of dvds
 
2012-06-09 08:59:49 PM

ontariolightning: note to farkers intermission is not touch yourself time
its bathroom break


Both?
 
2012-06-09 09:00:37 PM
Lots of hockey left
 
2012-06-09 09:00:54 PM

Vangor: 1-0 Devils after 20.

[i159.photobucket.com image 238x260]

Also, this is the worst rendition of this crappy song I've ever heard.


Thanks for the reminder Vangor.

Boy, New Orleans is looking alot brighter than New York right now. Suns almost totally down.
 
2012-06-09 09:01:52 PM
Nice to see the passion is still in their marriage, lol.
 
2012-06-09 09:01:52 PM

Earguy: Cat's Meow showing promise. Current group on stage is pretty bad, but they often entice the youngsters to come out and shake it right.


LOL smack that ass!
 
2012-06-09 09:02:40 PM

robsul82: Nice to see the passion is still in their marriage, lol.


Keith seemed absolutely disinterested except for the chance to strike, not slap, girls on their behinds.
 
2012-06-09 09:02:45 PM

robsul82: Nice to see the passion is still in their marriage, lol.


Earguy: Earguy: Cat's Meow showing promise. Current group on stage is pretty bad, but they often entice the youngsters to come out and shake it right.

LOL smack that ass!


Cat's Meow simulpost!
 
2012-06-09 09:02:48 PM
Intermission entertainment video: The "Top Gear" Winter Olympics

Pick any segment, they're all good
 
2012-06-09 09:04:24 PM
Bad song to Karoake. Too much standing around. Work that crowd!
 
2012-06-09 09:04:26 PM

ravenssettle: ontariolightning: note to farkers intermission is not touch yourself time
its bathroom break

Both?


Intermission is your time, do anything you feel like during it as long as you're back here when the puck drops for the second period.
 
2012-06-09 09:04:30 PM

ravenssettle: ontariolightning: note to farkers intermission is not touch yourself time
its bathroom break

Both?


♫Disco Boy
Shake it more than three times and you're playing with it
(WHOA!)
While you're standing there... ♫

/FZ died untimely
 
2012-06-09 09:05:13 PM
That montage of Parise from the first period - he showed more hustle in that period than I've seen from him this whole series. Which is much more like he played the previous series'.
 
2012-06-09 09:05:14 PM
Free shot for ladies dancing on stage...
 
2012-06-09 09:05:53 PM
ESPN ScoreCenter app just sent out the alert for Parise's goal.
 
2012-06-09 09:05:53 PM
A few tight ends (NSFW)
 
2012-06-09 09:06:08 PM

Earguy: Free shot for ladies dancing on stage...


Asian chick alert.
 
2012-06-09 09:06:29 PM

Polish Hussar: ravenssettle: ontariolightning: note to farkers intermission is not touch yourself time
its bathroom break

Both?

Intermission is your time, do anything you feel like during it as long as you're back here when the puck drops for the second period.


I've found it beneficial to touch myself while going to the bathroom. Unguided jet stream is bad.
 
2012-06-09 09:06:51 PM
 
2012-06-09 09:07:02 PM

Earguy: Earguy: Free shot for ladies dancing on stage...

Asian chick alert.


She at least knows how to gyrate. Booty shaking? Not so much, on both accounts.
 
2012-06-09 09:07:47 PM
Doesn't appear to be too many folks at TMS tonight....
 
2012-06-09 09:08:12 PM
"Siri, why are you burning the hell out of my data plan?"
 
2012-06-09 09:08:22 PM
100% NSFW but visually compelling. Link

Also NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 09:08:24 PM

yookaloco: Kings skaters are finally starting to show lack of focus.


What the fark are you even talking about? They have controlled the neutral zone early and their forecheck is causing the Devils problems. What game are you watching?
 
2012-06-09 09:09:26 PM
I've turned a serious corner, alas, I've had to put the scotch away forever.....I like it too much. Drinking wine and a beer or two. Getting old sucks.
 
2012-06-09 09:10:23 PM

ytterbium: my jewelry to vegaswench


Score!
 
2012-06-09 09:10:45 PM
catandsean.org
 
2012-06-09 09:10:48 PM

Earguy: 100% NSFW but visually compelling. Link

Also NSFW Link

whyweprotest.net
MOAR because MOAR!
 
2012-06-09 09:10:58 PM
Yack, yack, yack...Link Link
 
2012-06-09 09:11:07 PM
An exterior shot of the Stone Pony...
 
2012-06-09 09:11:17 PM

Smiths: intermission! bob's burgers time


I love that show so much.
 
2012-06-09 09:11:25 PM
Help! Need streaming link!
 
2012-06-09 09:11:38 PM

RminusQ: but here are the 15 who might be badge-eligible:


Sadly strike me from the list. I missed two, I believe.
 
2012-06-09 09:11:49 PM

Earguy: Bad song to Karoake. Too much standing around. Work that crowd!


I enjoyed it, actually. Not great, but I have a weakness for the song.

sonnyboy11: yookaloco: Kings skaters are finally starting to show lack of focus.

What the fark are you even talking about? They have controlled the neutral zone early and their forecheck is causing the Devils problems. What game are you watching?


Occasionally causing the Devils problems. Not nearly as bad as its been. And Kings passing isn't nearly as crisp as it's been. the comment was prompted by at least three straight attempts at a tape to tape under durres that were way off the mark. The games they won, they would make at least one (if not all) of those kind of passes.
 
2012-06-09 09:12:24 PM

ytterbium: Recoil Therapy: While I'd like the Kings to take it all I actually hope that they lose tonight. They'd have a better time skating The Cup in front of their home crowd (not that I don't think the NJ fans wouldn't be polite & stick around to applaud them (more to boo Bettman actually...)).

/oh well, 8 hours to be productive so that I can sit down later & watch the game, that's doable....

That's my thinking, plus a win at home would be nice for the Devils' fans.

So glad the game is tonight, gorgeous out there today. Except for the supposed nuclear armageddon in my neck of the woods and all.

/I will my art collection to Silvara, my rock memorabilia to Rev.K and my jewelry to vegaswench.


Can I have your beer?
 
2012-06-09 09:12:37 PM

Earguy: 100% NSFW but visually compelling. Link

Also NSFW Link


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:12:42 PM

The Shoveller: Help! Need streaming link!


Scroll down.
 
2012-06-09 09:13:13 PM
This lithe, red-head in the black dress rubbing on DD is...fantastic.
 
2012-06-09 09:13:38 PM
Game almost on!
 
2012-06-09 09:13:44 PM
Link Intermission seems forever.

Link..
 
2012-06-09 09:13:49 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I've turned a serious corner, alas, I've had to put the scotch away forever.....I like it too much. Drinking wine and a beer or two. Getting old sucks.


Ration it. That way, you can still enjoy it, and your wallet will thank you.

/getting closer to AARP eligibility
//still enjoy my whiskey, just avoid overdoing it

Oh, FFS, more lame GoDaddy commercials?!
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:13:50 PM
Second period - commence!
 
2012-06-09 09:13:53 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:14:19 PM

2wolves: The Shoveller: Help! Need streaming link!

Scroll down.


Up?
 
2012-06-09 09:15:40 PM
Game on!

Drink on!

www.uncommoncaribbean.com

in

ecx.images-amazon.com

Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.
 
2012-06-09 09:16:14 PM

Vangor: Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.


What's the difference?
 
2012-06-09 09:16:35 PM
Some nice long passes by the kings
 
2012-06-09 09:16:44 PM

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 634x350]


farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-09 09:16:59 PM

Earguy: Link Intermission seems forever.

Link..


Not necessarily bad for folks clicking back and forth to the Celtics game.
 
2012-06-09 09:17:10 PM
How long was Quick not in his net back there?
 
2012-06-09 09:17:12 PM
Verdana just doesn't work on a jersey. It looks like the Kings' jerseys were made in Microsoft Word.
 
2012-06-09 09:17:22 PM

Vangor: Game on!

Drink on!

[www.uncommoncaribbean.com image 200x300]

in

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 150x150]

Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.


I hear ya. For beer, I got a set of those Sam Adams glasses with the unusual shape and the laser etching in the bottom. Really does enhance the drinking pleasure.
 
2012-06-09 09:17:53 PM

Vangor: ecx.images-amazon.com

Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.



There's no substitute for a Glencairn. I have a couple of them, and gave my brother-in-law a pair as well. Great for bourbon, rye, Irish whiskey, etc. as well as Scotch.
 
2012-06-09 09:18:08 PM

The Great Gazoo: How long was Quick not in his net back there?


He's been looking a bit renegade tonight. Nerves?
 
2012-06-09 09:18:57 PM
Tied! 1-1
 
2012-06-09 09:18:58 PM
Woooooooo. Tied!
 
2012-06-09 09:18:59 PM
KINGOAL!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:05 PM
Fark, tie game.
 
2012-06-09 09:19:11 PM
TIED
 
2012-06-09 09:19:12 PM
Smooth.
 
2012-06-09 09:19:13 PM
TIED!! Williams
 
2012-06-09 09:19:16 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
TIED!!!!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:17 PM
i1182.photobucket.comimageshack.usi1182.photobucket.com

1-1

KINGS TIE IT UP!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:18 PM
KINGOAL!!!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:22 PM
WOOHOO!! JUSTIN F'N WILLIAMS!!

1-1
 
2012-06-09 09:19:28 PM
Woo hoo

TIED
 
2012-06-09 09:19:34 PM
Nice screen by Brown
 
2012-06-09 09:19:35 PM
My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.
 
2012-06-09 09:19:42 PM
"Time and space..."

DRINK!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:43 PM
Goal Kings! Nice little snipe there.
 
2012-06-09 09:19:51 PM

ravenssettle: Vangor: Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.

What's the difference?


I am sure some is psychological, but the nose is much more full and never caustic to me as you might get with long smells from alcohols. Plus, I prefer mine to be a little more warm, and can easily hand warm without a bulky stemmed glass.

TIE!
 
2012-06-09 09:19:53 PM
And the Kings tie it up! Nice unassisted too.
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:19:54 PM
Crayp
 
2012-06-09 09:20:29 PM
That was exactly the kind of shot that defensemen are supposed to prevent. Still, decent skill to create the chance.
 
2012-06-09 09:20:30 PM
Kings are awake now.
 
2012-06-09 09:20:32 PM
I actually whistled, that was so close.
 
2012-06-09 09:20:51 PM
Nice! I break out the weed and the Kings score.

/plan to get quite high tonight
 
2012-06-09 09:20:53 PM

ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.


That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...
 
2012-06-09 09:21:00 PM
FYI: Parise's goal from the first is now listed as unassisted
 
2012-06-09 09:21:10 PM
TIE GAME BOB'S OVER NEVER MAKE HER PANCAKES


MARTY
 
2012-06-09 09:21:15 PM
Saaaaaaaaave, Brodeur!
 
2012-06-09 09:21:18 PM
Oh wow what a chance. nice save.
 
2012-06-09 09:21:21 PM
Nice! O.O
 
2012-06-09 09:21:25 PM
Monster save by Brodeur...
 
2012-06-09 09:21:46 PM
Beautiful shot by Williams. And quite a few Kings fans at the Rock.
 
2012-06-09 09:21:50 PM
Stop making Marty wipe up all your messes, fark. Enough with the turnovers.
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:21:53 PM
Oh and its
i.imgur.com
tied!
 
2012-06-09 09:22:22 PM
First I saw of the rush and thought that was dangerous for Brodeur, but the second angle wasn't much, which is good.
 
2012-06-09 09:22:30 PM

vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...


I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut
 
2012-06-09 09:22:51 PM

vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...


I chuckled.

Vangor: I am sure some is psychological, but the nose is much more full and never caustic to me as you might get with long smells from alcohols. Plus, I prefer mine to be a little more warm, and can easily hand warm without a bulky stemmed glass.


Okay then. I'm not experienced enough to understand.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:07 PM
I that strategically, it's not time for a fight, but it's time for a fight.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:08 PM

Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut


Oh of course, my bad.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:14 PM
mybfolder.com
 
2012-06-09 09:23:42 PM
Great series there. Big saves, big hits.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:49 PM

Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut


Hey, in case you didn't see my reply last game thread, I'm a Columbia MO native. If your sister wants any inside info, let me know.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:13 PM

Earguy: I that strategically, it's not time for a fight, but it's time for a fight.


Stupid auto correct
 
2012-06-09 09:24:46 PM

Smiths: [mybfolder.com image 640x571]


Stay classy.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:57 PM
Good thing Marty's having a great night, or else this one might be boned.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:07 PM
COmmercial, and yea, we're tied. Link Link

Link

All NSFW
 
2012-06-09 09:25:17 PM

Vangor: I am sure some is psychological, but the nose is much more full and never caustic to me as you might get with long smells from alcohols. Plus, I prefer mine to be a little more warm, and can easily hand warm without a bulky stemmed glass.


Good way of putting it... it lets you get the aroma without smashing you over the head with it. Brandy snifters work well with brandy, but the Glencairn rules for anything in the whisky family.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:19 PM

ravenssettle: 'm not experienced enough to understand.


Smell is stronger but not overpowering, I can bring it above room temperature, and it's easy to hold, basically.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:37 PM
Ugh, that's frustrating on the replay, Zajac.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:41 PM

ytterbium: Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut

Hey, in case you didn't see my reply last game thread, I'm a Columbia MO native. If your sister wants any inside info, let me know.


That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard.
 
2012-06-09 09:25:47 PM

ytterbium: Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut

Hey, in case you didn't see my reply last game thread, I'm a Columbia MO native. If your sister wants any inside info, let me know.


Thanks, I did. I sent my brother a text message yesterday but he hasn't gotten back to me yet.
 
2012-06-09 09:26:20 PM
Ha. Just showed a replay of kovy's "back check" on the goal.
 
2012-06-09 09:26:41 PM

Earguy: COmmercial, and yea, we're tied. Link Link

Link

All NSFW


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:26:53 PM

Earguy: COmmercial, and yea, we're tied. Link Link

Link

All NSFW


Keep with this theme, if you would.
 
2012-06-09 09:27:01 PM

yookaloco: Earguy: I that strategically, it's not time for a fight, but it's time for a fight.

Stupid auto correct


No, that's what I meant to say, except "I know that strategically..."

Not a lot of proofreading when I'm watching the game, Cat's Meow, searching for pic links, and drinking.
 
2012-06-09 09:27:36 PM

Earguy: yookaloco: Earguy: I that strategically, it's not time for a fight, but it's time for a fight.

Stupid auto correct

No, that's what I meant to say, except "I know that strategically..."

Not a lot of proofreading when I'm watching the game, Cat's Meow, searching for pic links, and drinking.


Understood. you do great work, typos and all
 
2012-06-09 09:27:52 PM

Smiths: [mybfolder.com image 640x571]


OK I laughed.
 
2012-06-09 09:27:55 PM

Earguy: Not a lot of proofreading when I'm watching the game, Cat's Meow, searching for pic links, and drinking.


Next year we need to combine those by drinking at the Cat's Meow while watching the game and getting pics of DD, Abbey, and assorted girls on stage.
 
2012-06-09 09:28:13 PM

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut

Hey, in case you didn't see my reply last game thread, I'm a Columbia MO native. If your sister wants any inside info, let me know.

Thanks, I did. I sent my brother a text message yesterday but he hasn't gotten back to me yet.


Cool, thanks. Sorry about the mixup on who it was.
 
2012-06-09 09:28:15 PM
Did Doc just say "European porn" instead of "European born"?!
 
2012-06-09 09:28:22 PM

Vangor: Earguy: COmmercial, and yea, we're tied. Link Link

Link

All NSFW

Keep with this theme, if you would.


For some reason Ad-Aware hates that Tumblr. Since you guys apparently haven't gotten any viruses I guess it's just being oversensitive.

Goal! 2-1 NJ
 
2012-06-09 09:28:25 PM
oooh NJD goal.


dmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
2012-06-09 09:28:26 PM
Well shiat...
 
2012-06-09 09:28:27 PM
Yikes! Devils score again!
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:28:27 PM
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
 
2012-06-09 09:28:27 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, NEW JERSEY!
 
2012-06-09 09:28:29 PM
woooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2012-06-09 09:28:39 PM
i1182.photobucket.comimageshack.usi1182.photobucket.com

2-1 NJ

DEVILS BACK IN FRONT!
 
2012-06-09 09:28:42 PM
Dang. Will have to watch that one again.
 
2012-06-09 09:28:53 PM
paulhorton.files.wordpress.com

whoa
 
2012-06-09 09:28:59 PM
GOOAALL!! I am liking this excitement in this game.
 
2012-06-09 09:29:00 PM
Damn it. First one to two?
 
2012-06-09 09:29:07 PM
My ride still isn't done eating his dinner. So I opened it back up. And lo and behold.

NEW JERSEY DEVILS GOAL!
Kings 1-2 Devils (2nd, 10:55)
 
2012-06-09 09:29:17 PM
If that stands up, Clarkson, you MIGHT have paid your debt, lol. Go get an insurance goal now!
 
2012-06-09 09:29:18 PM
Goal and shiat.
 
2012-06-09 09:29:18 PM
Goal Devils!
 
2012-06-09 09:29:37 PM
use the body as a weapon!
 
2012-06-09 09:29:44 PM

Fubegra: Vangor: ecx.images-amazon.com

Those glasses are fantastic. Got my set yesterday and just a massive difference between usual snifters and whiskey glasses.


There's no substitute for a Glencairn. I have a couple of them, and gave my brother-in-law a pair as well. Great for bourbon, rye, Irish whiskey, etc. as well as Scotch.


I haven't tried scotch in years. I tried some (Pinch) and hated it, haven't had the balls to try again. I have a sealed bottle of The Glenlivet in the house, is that better?
 
2012-06-09 09:29:46 PM
CLARKSON!!!
 
2012-06-09 09:29:52 PM
Penalty!
 
2012-06-09 09:29:58 PM
And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.
 
2012-06-09 09:30:01 PM
DEVGOAL
This could be a good series after-all
 
2012-06-09 09:30:01 PM
Fayne, Goddamn it!

PP Kings
 
2012-06-09 09:30:12 PM
Fayne is not having a good playoffs. I very much hope this doesn't result in a tie game.
 
2012-06-09 09:30:15 PM
PP LA

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 09:30:16 PM
GTFO of here with that tip.

shiat that was awesome. I'm still not sure he got it with his stick.

Gary Glitter... hahaha
 
2012-06-09 09:30:33 PM

ytterbium: Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Polish Hussar: vegaswench: ravenssettle: My feed appears to have some lag. I saw your posts before I saw the goal.

That happens.

OMG, did you see the giant shark that came from nowhere to eat Marty?! Didn't expect that...

I think you're seeing things, that was clearly a halibut

Hey, in case you didn't see my reply last game thread, I'm a Columbia MO native. If your sister wants any inside info, let me know.

Thanks, I did. I sent my brother a text message yesterday but he hasn't gotten back to me yet.

Cool, thanks. Sorry about the mixup on who it was.


No problem, thanks for your help.

CSB: My grandfather was stationed in Columbia, MO for six months during World War II. He was in the navy.
 
2012-06-09 09:30:36 PM
Speaking of someone who still owes from Game 1, thanks for that, Fayne. Fark.

Kill it dead, Devils.
 
2012-06-09 09:30:41 PM
Lotta Kings fans in the stands. Nice to see.
 
2012-06-09 09:31:18 PM
BRODEUR!
 
2012-06-09 09:31:18 PM
Damn nice moves by doughty
 
2012-06-09 09:31:20 PM
WTF HOW NO
 
2012-06-09 09:31:31 PM
Denied!
 
2012-06-09 09:31:42 PM
An OMGWTF save by Marty
 
2012-06-09 09:31:48 PM
If Devils win tonight, this goes 7. Only to have Guidos suffer a game 7 loss at home.

s1.moviefanfare.com
Because nobody, I MEAN NOBODY comes back from 3 down.
 
2012-06-09 09:31:56 PM

4NSpy: Damn nice moves by doughty


Yeah, nice pass!
 
2012-06-09 09:31:58 PM

Earguy: I have a sealed bottle of The Glenlivet in the house, is that better?


Glenlivet is much better. Great started scotch. Pinch, according to a friend, is an atrocity. Caustic and no other way to describe.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:00 PM
White girl really trying to rap in New Orleans. But she's really white.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:17 PM
Holy crazy game batman.
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:32:35 PM

vegaswench: Lotta Kings fans in the stands. Nice to see.


I'm betting at least a few of them are Ranger fans.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:35 PM

Earguy: COmmercial, and yea, we're tied. Link Link

Link

All NSFW


Thanks for the contribution. If anyone is at work tonight, I hope they're either very well compensated or looking for different work.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:03 PM
NO GOAL!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:06 PM
"Awesome fundamental hockey!"

Amazing mediocre commentary!!

I wish the fox glow puck was still in use
 
2012-06-09 09:33:06 PM
shiat, that's not a goal... WAY too high!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:07 PM
no high stick damn
 
2012-06-09 09:33:07 PM
Obvious high stick, but it was still cool
 
2012-06-09 09:33:11 PM
Waved off!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:13 PM
NO GOAL!
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:33:17 PM
No goal!
/pending review.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:19 PM

Earguy: I haven't tried scotch in years. I tried some (Pinch) and hated it, haven't had the balls to try again. I have a sealed bottle of The Glenlivet in the house, is that better?


Glenlivet is a good, solid Scotch - it's a Highland/Speyside type, not smoky. If smoke is what puts you off Scotch, you won't need to worry about it.

The Islay Scotches (Ardbeg, Laphroaig, Bowmore, Lagavulin) have the the smoke.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:21 PM
To the Air Canada Center!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:25 PM
Aaaargh
 
2012-06-09 09:33:30 PM
Lacrosse!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:36 PM
Power Play Goal Kings.
Kings 2-2 Devils (2nd, 8:44)
 
2012-06-09 09:33:37 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:33:38 PM
OK that was a high stick. No goal.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:42 PM

Earguy: White girl really trying to rap in New Orleans. But she's really white.


Haha singing "Regulate". That is awesome. Now DD on It's Tricky.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:47 PM
Little bit of a high stick there.
 
2012-06-09 09:33:50 PM

jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use


O_O Uh no
 
2012-06-09 09:33:50 PM
This isn't badminton.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:02 PM

4NSpy: Obvious high stick, but it was still cool


and any puck that ends up in the net rattles a goaltender a bit
 
2012-06-09 09:34:05 PM

jurzdevil: "Awesome fundamental hockey!"

Amazing mediocre commentary!!

I wish the fox glow puck was still in use


img832.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:34:08 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: If Devils win tonight, this goes 7. Only to have Guidos suffer a game 7 loss at home.

[s1.moviefanfare.com image 380x292]
Because nobody, I MEAN NOBODY comes back from 3 down.


Didn't Philly do it recently? Also didn't NJ beat Philly recently?
 
2012-06-09 09:34:17 PM
Oh, ha! High stick. Awesome. We're still leading. OK, going back to hotel. Will be back for third period.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:18 PM

Earguy: White girl really trying to rap in New Orleans. But she's really white.


Double D seems extra jiggly tonight. I love it.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:19 PM
Penalty dead.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:14 PM
I think I am glad was called off. I want this to spur on the Kings because they need to really maintain some effort to keep the game tied until we get into bonus hockey.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:24 PM

swahnhennessy: This isn't badminton.


www.leadingauthorities.com

Either way, I'm good.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:25 PM

yookaloco: Didn't Philly do it recently? Also didn't NJ beat Philly recently?


Philly did it two years ago to Boston. Boston went on to win the Cup the following year.
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:35:32 PM

Polish Hussar: To the Air Canada Centerre!


ftfy.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:45 PM
Break... Link
Link
 
2012-06-09 09:35:55 PM

jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use


Canada almost declared war on us for that.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:15 PM
really karaoke? fark you
 
2012-06-09 09:36:22 PM
Come on, Red Alert towel. Insurance goal before the break, let's see it.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:22 PM

paj: Polish Hussar: To the Air Canada Centerre!

ftfy.


Cancre?
 
2012-06-09 09:36:32 PM

ravenssettle: jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use

Canada almost declared war on us for that.


And no one would have blamed them.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:47 PM
And, just to distract us even more, at 10:00 Red Hot Chili Peppers from Bonnaroo will be streaming live.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:52 PM
Darryl Sutter has a giant nose.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:53 PM
Getting tired of Emrick using the term "knifed".

Guess I could make a drinking game of it, though.
 
2012-06-09 09:36:54 PM
Btw, tho I'm watching I'm also constantly chatting with my friend, so I'll be mostly out of it. Sorry if I miss comments and stuff. Not reading the thread much.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:09 PM

ravenssettle: jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use

Canada almost declared war on us for that.


and we still bring it up to mock americans
 
2012-06-09 09:37:28 PM

vegaswench: Lotta Kings fans in the stands. Nice to see.


Based on StubHub prices, it could actually be cheaper for someone in LA to fly out to NJ and go to a game in Jersey than it would have been to go to a game in LA.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:31 PM

Fubegra: Earguy: I haven't tried scotch in years. I tried some (Pinch) and hated it, haven't had the balls to try again. I have a sealed bottle of The Glenlivet in the house, is that better?

Glenlivet is a good, solid Scotch - it's a Highland/Speyside type, not smoky. If smoke is what puts you off Scotch, you won't need to worry about it.

The Islay Scotches (Ardbeg, Laphroaig, Bowmore, Lagavulin) have the the smoke.


Oban has a fair amount of smoke as well, but not as much as the Islays. It's a Highland scotch, but it's distilled to taste like the lovechild of a Highland and an Islay.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:41 PM
Bryce Salvador continues his torrid scoring pace.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:16 PM

Twitch Boy: Darryl Sutter has a giant nose.


www.michaelkeatoncentral.com

'Tootski....nose candy.....booger sugar.....'
 
2012-06-09 09:38:19 PM

El_Perro: vegaswench: Lotta Kings fans in the stands. Nice to see.

Based on StubHub prices, it could actually be cheaper for someone in LA to fly out to NJ and go to a game in Jersey than it would have been to go to a game in LA.


Lots of rich LA folks hoping to see the Kings win the cup in person.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:22 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: If Devils win tonight, this goes 7. Only to have Guidos suffer a game 7 loss at home.

[s1.moviefanfare.com image 380x292]
Because nobody, I MEAN NOBODY comes back from 3 down.


Exsqueeze me?
 
2012-06-09 09:38:36 PM
Takes a zidlickin', keeps on zidtickin'
 
2012-06-09 09:38:43 PM

ontariolightning: ravenssettle: jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use

Canada almost declared war on us for that.

and we still bring it up to mock americans


Far as I am concerned, Fox is Australian, so the glow puck is Australian.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:45 PM
Enterprise namedrop, my mom will be happy, she works there.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:57 PM
 
2012-06-09 09:39:15 PM

Twitch Boy: Darryl Sutter has a giant nose.


blog.commodorecrush.com
 
2012-06-09 09:40:13 PM

ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans


When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?
 
2012-06-09 09:40:20 PM

Vangor: ontariolightning: ravenssettle: jurzdevil: I wish the fox glow puck was still in use

Canada almost declared war on us for that.

and we still bring it up to mock americans

Far as I am concerned, Fox is Australian, so the glow puck is Australian.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 09:40:23 PM
Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.
 
2012-06-09 09:40:23 PM
Devils looked lost in their own end. Lucky quick whistle.
 
2012-06-09 09:40:25 PM
YO QUIERO TACO MEALS
 
2012-06-09 09:40:26 PM

yookaloco: Twitch Boy: Darryl Sutter has a giant nose.

[blog.commodorecrush.com image 450x331]


Fantastic!
 
2012-06-09 09:40:54 PM

El_Perro: vegaswench: Lotta Kings fans in the stands. Nice to see.

Based on StubHub prices, it could actually be cheaper for someone in LA to fly out to NJ and go to a game in Jersey than it would have been to go to a game in LA.


What? Really?
 
2012-06-09 09:41:08 PM
They must have really needed to run that commercial.
 
2012-06-09 09:41:23 PM
More footage for comparison's sake.

i2.cdn.turner.comimages.forbes.com
 
2012-06-09 09:41:23 PM
Oh, boy, texting while driving - built into the dashboard! The future is here!
 
2012-06-09 09:41:26 PM
NSFW break Link
 
2012-06-09 09:41:43 PM

poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?


Seeing as how nearly 75 % of players in the NHL are Canadian, maybe you should just watch quietly.
 
2012-06-09 09:42:03 PM

poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?


countries dont win stanley cups

y so serious? yew still mad canada beat US for gold in the last 2 of 3 olympics?
 
2012-06-09 09:43:12 PM
I'm closing this window because it's not up to my posting standards, but if you want hundreds of hardcore animated gifs, here's a NSFW link for you. Link
 
2012-06-09 09:43:23 PM
I didn't mean to start a country flamewar. My bad folks.
 
2012-06-09 09:43:32 PM

ontariolightning: poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?

countries dont win stanley cups

y so serious? yew still mad canada beat US for gold in the last 2 of 3 olympics?


They have Olympic gold, we have their Cup.

It's a fair trade. :P
 
2012-06-09 09:43:33 PM

FastJeff: Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.


I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.
 
2012-06-09 09:43:41 PM
Faaaaaaaaark!
 
2012-06-09 09:43:55 PM
Kovy would have scored if he wasn't coasting
 
2012-06-09 09:43:59 PM

ontariolightning: poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?

countries dont win stanley cups

y so serious? yew still mad canada beat US for gold in the last 2 of 3 olympics?


Seriously, I'm pretty sure that horse is dead.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:03 PM
I can't believe all the should-a been goals tonight.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:10 PM
Quick has gotten lucky twice in these last few minutes.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:17 PM
"Missed the yawning 4x6!"
 
2012-06-09 09:44:20 PM
JESUS! O_O
 
2012-06-09 09:44:33 PM
Come ON, Devils, we need that insurance goal! Enough getting close, BURY ONE!
 
2012-06-09 09:44:38 PM
Both goalies are unreal this period
 
2012-06-09 09:44:46 PM
Head save.
Drink
 
2012-06-09 09:45:12 PM

ravenssettle: I didn't mean to start a country flamewar. My bad folks.


The War of 1812 just turned 200, it's only appropriate
 
2012-06-09 09:45:21 PM

Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.

I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.


Make sure you're backed up. My daughter kept complaining from college that her PC was getting slower. By the time I got to it, the hard drive had completely died and I couldn't save the data.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:29 PM

Mr.Tangent: "Missed the yawning 4x6!"


dont you mean "awning"
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:46:13 PM

Earguy: I'm closing this window because it's not up to my posting standards, but if you want hundreds of hardcore animated gifs, here's a NSFW link for you. Link


To add to that - similar but maybe not quite as NSFW: Link still NSFW though
 
2012-06-09 09:46:13 PM

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?

countries dont win stanley cups

y so serious? yew still mad canada beat US for gold in the last 2 of 3 olympics?

Seriously, I'm pretty sure that horse is dead.


Agreed we're (mostly) cool here, cross border cock waving is lame.
 
2012-06-09 09:46:41 PM

Earguy: Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.

I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.

Make sure you're backed up. My daughter kept complaining from college that her PC was getting slower. By the time I got to it, the hard drive had completely died and I couldn't save the data.


Backed it up a week ago after it had a hiccup; the data survived, the games didn't
 
2012-06-09 09:46:51 PM

modest22: Getting tired of Emrick using the term "knifed".

Guess I could make a drinking game of it, though.



I'm tired of him in general. His voice gets worked up about everything and over dramatizes it all. Also his use of waffle board rather than blocker.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:04 PM
Might have bounced up to his face
 
2012-06-09 09:47:09 PM
The A-Train is feeling not so good.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:22 PM
im trying to post more but i wasnt ready for an actual hockey game to occur.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:29 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 09:47:44 PM
Stick in the mush, ouch.

We got blood.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:48 PM
no penalty but OW though
 
2012-06-09 09:47:50 PM
"This guy is impervious to pain"...which is why he is doubled over in pain in the corner.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:52 PM
Kind of hoping this goes to a game 6. That way I won't have to go out for my birthday dinner Monday night...I'd rather drink at home while the old lady makes me sammitches in the kitchen.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:03 PM

Polish Hussar: I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.


I've recently had to replace failing Seagates in two systems, that started failing shortly after their warranties had expired, so I'm getting a kick out of that.

/mirrored drives in both cases, no data lost
 
2012-06-09 09:48:12 PM
It's ok, its just a nose, the Good Lord saw fit to give you a spare.

/oh, right.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:12 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-06-09 09:48:18 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 280x280]


Hallelujah it's raining men blood!
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:48:20 PM
Volchenkov cut on the nose from the follow-through. Lots of blood, heading to the dressing room to get stitched up.

Overheard as he went by: "..something something... farking pussy!"
 
2012-06-09 09:48:22 PM

Smiths: oh and if Australia posted in every thread, Australia gets it.


Now if only they scored IIHF tournaments that way...

/back to your regular hockey thread, already in progress
//I'll be caught up soon, promise
 
2012-06-09 09:48:26 PM

Earguy: Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.

I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.

Make sure you're backed up. My daughter kept complaining from college that her PC was getting slower. By the time I got to it, the hard drive had completely died and I couldn't save the data.



Buy an ssd instead.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:01 PM
oooh
PP LAK
 
2012-06-09 09:49:02 PM
Kings PP.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:04 PM

intelligent comment below: Also his use of waffle board rather than blocker.


Wow that would be lame even for Don Taylor, you Canadians know what I'm talking about.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:09 PM

yookaloco: It's ok, its just a nose, the Good Lord saw fit to give you a spare.

/oh, right.


Ears are better than noses. But, I'm biased.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:12 PM
I can honestly say I've never seen a hockey stick go up a man's nostril like that before. O_O
 
2012-06-09 09:49:21 PM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Salvie.
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:49:29 PM
Salvador to the box for high-sticking.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:36 PM
Oh, the irony. The guy who replaced Kovy gets called for high-sticking.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:39 PM
Kill it dead, Devils, come on.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:53 PM
Salvador comes on the ice for Vol who takes a stick up in the face, and he puts his stick up in someone's face...
 
2012-06-09 09:50:03 PM
You got some shakers at Cat's Meow BTW
 
2012-06-09 09:50:09 PM
I'm listening to this with good headphones, and it sounded like someone just ripped ass into the right channel microphone.
 
2012-06-09 09:50:55 PM

Fubegra: I'm listening to this with good headphones, and it sounded like someone just ripped ass into the right channel microphone.


Worth every penny for the premium phones, right?
 
paj
2012-06-09 09:51:03 PM
Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:06 PM
INTERMISSION!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 09:51:08 PM
wow.... period 2 ends.

wow.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:10 PM
How is what Salvador just did NOT a follow through on a pass (or pass attempt at least )?
 
2012-06-09 09:51:12 PM
Good work, Z!

2-1 New Jersey after 40.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:25 PM
Damn.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:27 PM

Fubegra: I'm listening to this with good headphones, and it sounded like someone just ripped ass into the right channel microphone.


Earguy? Be honest. Was that you?
 
2012-06-09 09:51:36 PM

Mr.Tangent: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: poughdrew: ontariolightning: and we still bring it up to mock americans

When was the last time your country won the cup? Maybe you should get a glow puck?

countries dont win stanley cups

y so serious? yew still mad canada beat US for gold in the last 2 of 3 olympics?

Seriously, I'm pretty sure that horse is dead.

Agreed we're (mostly) cool here, cross border cock waving is lame.


im pretty sure most canadians will brag up canada beating US for gold
canadians are a patriotic bunch

why do you hate your country so much?
 
2012-06-09 09:52:11 PM

The Great Gazoo: How is what Salvador just did NOT a follow through on a pass (or pass attempt at least )?


Because the announcers were wrong. Shot follow through only, not on passes.
 
2012-06-09 09:52:21 PM

Earguy: Fubegra: I'm listening to this with good headphones, and it sounded like someone just ripped ass into the right channel microphone.

Worth every penny for the premium phones, right?


beans audio?
 
2012-06-09 09:52:38 PM
Intermission...Link

Link

Link
 
2012-06-09 09:53:08 PM

paj: Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.


t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-06-09 09:53:29 PM
I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee
 
2012-06-09 09:53:55 PM
Eww. Madonna. God damned womens(and gay men).
 
2012-06-09 09:54:35 PM
I gotta admit, I like the Sonic commercials.
 
2012-06-09 09:54:36 PM
I have the feeling these two guys in the Sonic commercials stick more than hot dogs in their mouth when they're with each other.
 
2012-06-09 09:54:38 PM

yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee


looks like the perfect movie for the brain dead
 
2012-06-09 09:55:21 PM
Stumbled across this. I don't quite know what to say or do, but I can't just let it go. Link

There's gotta be something we can do with it. Caption it. Photoshop a hockey stick. Something.
 
2012-06-09 09:55:25 PM
 
2012-06-09 09:55:27 PM

Earguy: Fubegra: I'm listening to this with good headphones, and it sounded like someone just ripped ass into the right channel microphone.

Worth every penny for the premium phones, right?


The lulz can be worth it indeed. Not to mention that for music they're outstanding.

/Beyerdynamic DT770 Pro
//hear every detail
 
2012-06-09 09:55:35 PM

yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee


IT FAMILY GUY THE MOTION PICTURE IT FUNNY I LOVE STEWIE

and fark this i like this commercial for boys out of men but seriously

Cup Raise

best

ever
 
2012-06-09 09:56:32 PM

ontariolightning: yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee

looks like the perfect movie for the brain dead


The premise is interesting, what happens when childhood dreams come true. I'll watch it when it comes to HBO Cinemax.
 
2012-06-09 09:57:10 PM

Primitive Screwhead: beans audio?


Now that sounds like a potential Saturday Night Live commercial. Good job.
 
2012-06-09 09:57:19 PM
DD is going to town.
 
2012-06-09 09:57:29 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: paj: Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.

[t2.gstatic.com image 200x252]


Can't ague with that. Switch over to Celtics and the bong. Wake me when we're back to Devils and beer.
 
2012-06-09 09:58:06 PM
Holy crap. It looks like lootie is outside Cat's Meow right now.
 
2012-06-09 09:58:12 PM
I like it, Smiths, but you texted over the tiara.
 
2012-06-09 09:58:37 PM
Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-09 09:58:59 PM

yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee


This is a soccer qiuestion
 
2012-06-09 09:59:16 PM
We found a new Vanilla Ice...
 
2012-06-09 09:59:43 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee

looks like the perfect movie for the brain dead

The premise is interesting, what happens when childhood dreams come true. I'll watch it when it comes to HBO Cinemax.


they copied Winnie the Pooh
 
2012-06-09 10:00:21 PM

Vangor: We found a new Vanilla Ice...


Purse and all.

/Who get's on stage with their purse!?
 
2012-06-09 10:00:30 PM
Well, we are in intermission. Maybe, possibly, the last intermission of the season. Let's live. All NSFW
Link

Link

Link
 
2012-06-09 10:01:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 10:01:17 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: paj: Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.

[t2.gstatic.com image 200x252]


Not going to lose my clearance.
 
2012-06-09 10:01:34 PM

Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Commercial break, time to reboot. Lappy is acting all weird.

I feel you pain. I need to replace the hard drive in mine.


Mine might be as simple as reseating the video cables. If it's not, I got a reasonable amount of service out the old hunk of plastic.
 
2012-06-09 10:01:46 PM
Found two jerseys at a thrift store today. Total spent: $12.

First one:

i.imgur.com

Second one (minus the Turner Cup patch):

www.hockeyjimm.com

I'm REALLY happy about the Vipers one - they were the first hockey game I ever went to. I miss that team.
 
2012-06-09 10:02:02 PM
Caution flag in the Indy race. Some asshole spun out on the front stretch.
 
2012-06-09 10:02:54 PM
DD singing about her lady humps.

/mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2012-06-09 10:02:57 PM
I say Parise comes up large in the third.
 
2012-06-09 10:03:00 PM
Asian chick is drunker now at the Meow
 
2012-06-09 10:03:16 PM
Niiice... NBC commentators just made a porn star reference? Really? Good job guys!
 
2012-06-09 10:03:22 PM

Earguy: ontariolightning: yookaloco: I cant wait for Ted. I'm really curious as to how he relates to women. I mean, on many levels, he seems to have... nothing to offer them. But still, from the trailer, he does well with them. Your thoughts.

/i go pee

looks like the perfect movie for the brain dead

The premise is interesting, what happens when childhood dreams come true. I'll watch it when it comes to HBO Cinemax.


torrent.
 
2012-06-09 10:03:29 PM
Now this one knows how to shake things nicely

/those bouncing squats are hard on the knees though....
 
2012-06-09 10:04:34 PM

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 369x1100]


So FedEx planes have IFF and target radar? What are they flying, F-16s?

/First Strike Air Delivery Service
//When it absolutely, positively has to be there first
 
2012-06-09 10:04:48 PM

Earguy: Asian chick is drunker now at the Meow


Drunk Asian chick? What's the link again?
 
2012-06-09 10:04:55 PM

IMDWalrus: Turner Cup


I miss the IHL.

/Go 'diggers!!!
 
2012-06-09 10:05:08 PM

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 369x1100]


imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 10:05:21 PM

Earguy: Asian chick is drunker now at the Meow


I respectfully apologize to her for insinuating she could merely gyrate rather than booty shake. She is able to at least shake. But she is f*cking plastered.
 
2012-06-09 10:05:26 PM
Double D's booty is far better than the other two girls up there now!
 
2012-06-09 10:06:08 PM

Earguy: I like it, Smiths, but you texted over the tiara.


there was a tiara?

i was staring at the penis
 
2012-06-09 10:06:17 PM

Gawdzila: Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 459x500]


Hell yeah!
Let's go Kings!
 
2012-06-09 10:06:59 PM
Journey song.

/Mute
 
2012-06-09 10:07:08 PM
Now it's the off key drunken bridal party..... good times ahead.
 
2012-06-09 10:07:16 PM

Smiths: Earguy: I like it, Smiths, but you texted over the tiara.

there was a tiara?

i was staring at the penis


Mesmerizing, isn't it?
 
2012-06-09 10:08:22 PM

soopey: Journey song.

/Mute


Because other people can't sing Journey, right?
 
2012-06-09 10:08:39 PM
Our cloud can kick your cloud's ass.
 
2012-06-09 10:08:48 PM
MONKEYS!

AREN'T!

FUNNY! >:-(
 
2012-06-09 10:08:56 PM
The chick on the left is farking cute.
 
2012-06-09 10:09:22 PM
Last one. Link
 
2012-06-09 10:09:44 PM

mcmnky: I_Love_Cheesecake: paj: Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.

[t2.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Can't ague with that. Switch over to Celtics and the bong. Wake me when we're back to Devils and beer.


mcmnky, wake up!
 
2012-06-09 10:09:56 PM
jesus... 3rd period.

i farkin love playoff hockey.

so goddamn much.

but i can't keep being drunk as much as i want to.
 
2012-06-09 10:09:59 PM
All right, Devils, let's go.
 
2012-06-09 10:10:00 PM
academyblog.files.wordpress.com
MENOPAUSE TIME, IT'S THE LAST PERIOD!!!
 
2012-06-09 10:10:08 PM
Game's about back
 
2012-06-09 10:10:08 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-06-09 10:10:35 PM

Polish Hussar: mcmnky: I_Love_Cheesecake: paj: Second intermission! Smoke 'em if ya got em.

[t2.gstatic.com image 200x252]

Can't ague with that. Switch over to Celtics and the bong. Wake me when we're back to Devils and beer.

mcmnky, wake up!


I'm up, ma!

Alright, a little Jimi in the house.
 
2012-06-09 10:10:46 PM
And we're back! Hold the line!
 
2012-06-09 10:11:19 PM

mcmnky: Alright, a little Jimi in the house.


That's what she said!
 
2012-06-09 10:11:28 PM
Covered up, penalty dead.
 
2012-06-09 10:11:37 PM
It's not that LA isn't playing hard, it's that NJD are playing like there is no tomorrow.

sometimes you don't play that great until your back is to the wall.
 
2012-06-09 10:12:22 PM
I remember a few molson canadian commercials parodying the streaking puck
by putting a streak behind the american in the commercial who was walking or running away

it was funny
 
2012-06-09 10:12:57 PM

Vangor: soopey: Journey song.

/Mute

Because other people can't sing Journey, right?


I feel bad for folks that work at that bar, they probably hear Journey-Dont Stop Believing 20 times a night.
 
2012-06-09 10:12:58 PM
Reacharound fail.
 
2012-06-09 10:12:58 PM

Smiths: It's not that LA isn't playing hard, it's that NJD are playing like there is no tomorrow.

sometimes you don't play that great until your back is to the wall.


*smart*
 
2012-06-09 10:13:35 PM
I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.
 
2012-06-09 10:13:38 PM
Already 3 for the Kings here, let's give Marty some help, guys.
 
2012-06-09 10:14:27 PM
Marty is on
 
2012-06-09 10:14:30 PM
The Devils are 7-0 when leading after two playoffs this postseason.
 
2012-06-09 10:14:40 PM
Damn, he basically punched Richards.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:04 PM

FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.


Save weight? They're in the middle, so you wouldn't lose any ability to save.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:05 PM
"We've had some unbelievable collisions that have been very, very weird. Here's two bumper cars banging into each other..." -- CBC
 
2012-06-09 10:15:27 PM
Quick whistle
 
2012-06-09 10:15:32 PM
Still loose, ya idiot.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:35 PM

FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.


Cause when you're as hot as Marty, you need a little air.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:35 PM
Sorry, you're not gonna get to whack at his pads this game.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:36 PM

IMDWalrus: The Devils are 7-0 when leading after two playoffs this postseason.


I need to talk to you about your drinking. You haven't had enough
 
2012-06-09 10:15:41 PM
Holy early whistle, Batman!
 
2012-06-09 10:16:09 PM

soopey: I feel bad for folks that work at that bar, they probably hear Journey-Dont Stop Believing 20 times a night.


Probably. When I was coteaching, we allowed the radio to stay on this poppish station. I heard the same songs at least twice daily every day of every week of every month for the entire year. Now, imagine the station was controlled by drunk folks who are in the, "This will be hilarious and never thought of!" level of intoxication.
 
2012-06-09 10:16:34 PM

Polish Hussar: IMDWalrus: The Devils are 7-0 when leading after two playoffs this postseason.

I need to talk to you about your drinking. You haven't had enough


My Kroger brand Dr. Pepper isn't strong enough, I guess.

Replace "playoffs" with "periods."
 
2012-06-09 10:16:55 PM

IMDWalrus: Found two jerseys at a thrift store today. Total spent: $12.

First one:

[i.imgur.com image 640x640]

Second one (minus the Turner Cup patch):

[www.hockeyjimm.com image 640x506]

I'm REALLY happy about the Vipers one - they were the first hockey game I ever went to. I miss that team.


You're a God amongst men. That is some awesome shiat.

Frozen_Puck: Double D's booty is far better than the other two girls up there now!


InDEED!

Smiths: jesus... 3rd period.

i farkin love playoff hockey.

so goddamn much.

but i can't keep being drunk as much as i want to.


Dude, as soon as it ends, lets both fark alcohol and do P90x!!

(half joke, as I hear it alot, but basically, I'm gonna give it a shot as soon as this series ends)
 
2012-06-09 10:17:15 PM
Jab at the Pirates?

Bring it talking boy.
 
2012-06-09 10:17:21 PM
Sometimes photographers over-think things. NSFW Link

Okay, back to the game.
 
2012-06-09 10:17:49 PM
This mornings hangover has left my body...time for the first beer of the day. Overtime please.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:01 PM
Violent Femmes?? No, just...no. I lvoe them too much to subject them to that kind of treatment.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:05 PM

IMDWalrus: Second one (minus the Turner Cup patch):

www.hockeyjimm.com

I'm REALLY happy about the Vipers one - they were the first hockey game I ever went to. I miss that team.


Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?
 
2012-06-09 10:18:17 PM

Earguy: Sometimes photographers over-think things. NSFW Link


I would make a sexual innuendo mentioning golf and vacuum cleaners and therefore clubs and sucking about her.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:42 PM

IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: IMDWalrus: The Devils are 7-0 when leading after two playoffs this postseason.

I need to talk to you about your drinking. You haven't had enough

My Kroger brand Dr. Pepper isn't strong enough, I guess.

Replace "playoffs" with "periods."


images.wikia.com

Dude didn't stick around to get his degree.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:45 PM
Ping!
 
2012-06-09 10:19:01 PM
WTF?
 
2012-06-09 10:19:02 PM
Off post, into the pads?!?!?!?!?!
 
2012-06-09 10:19:18 PM

Vangor: soopey: I feel bad for folks that work at that bar, they probably hear Journey-Dont Stop Believing 20 times a night.

Probably. When I was coteaching, we allowed the radio to stay on this poppish station. I heard the same songs at least twice daily every day of every week of every month for the entire year. Now, imagine the station was controlled by drunk folks who are in the, "This will be hilarious and never thought of!" level of intoxication.


A charity shop down here replaced their radios with a three-hour repeating tape. And wondered why they started losing volunteers.

(And Brodeur covers it. Apparently. That was scrappy, Devs.)
 
2012-06-09 10:19:19 PM
The Case of the Disappearing Puck
 
2012-06-09 10:19:22 PM
Where's the puck? Another CHI/PHL 2010 SCF situation?
 
2012-06-09 10:19:26 PM
OMG THE PUCK WAS RAPTURED!!1
 
2012-06-09 10:19:28 PM

ravenssettle: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Save weight? They're in the middle, so you wouldn't lose any ability to save.


Might've been, back in the days of 300lbs of leather, anything would've helped.
 
2012-06-09 10:19:50 PM
I've got an old friend talking my ear off, and I really hope he doesn't mind that I barely give a shiat about what he's saying.
 
2012-06-09 10:20:16 PM

vegaswench: Violent Femmes?? No, just...no. I lvoe them too much to subject them to that kind of treatment.


Yeah, I know, I expected better of The Rock.

The arena, not the wrestler.
 
2012-06-09 10:20:17 PM
PP Devils, yes.
 
paj
2012-06-09 10:20:18 PM
DLo Brown to the box
 
2012-06-09 10:20:24 PM
power play!
 
2012-06-09 10:20:54 PM
Red Alert towel, PLEASE see to it that the Devils cash in this powerplay for a BADLY needed insurance goal.
 
2012-06-09 10:21:02 PM
I think I'm ok now. And happy as that bastard Brown sits for 2 (hopefully less)
 
2012-06-09 10:21:08 PM

caira: Vangor: soopey: I feel bad for folks that work at that bar, they probably hear Journey-Dont Stop Believing 20 times a night.

Probably. When I was coteaching, we allowed the radio to stay on this poppish station. I heard the same songs at least twice daily every day of every week of every month for the entire year. Now, imagine the station was controlled by drunk folks who are in the, "This will be hilarious and never thought of!" level of intoxication.

A charity shop down here replaced their radios with a three-hour repeating tape. And wondered why they started losing volunteers.

(And Brodeur covers it. Apparently. That was scrappy, Devs.)


Oh, and wrt Journey specifically: http://youtu.be/YahsOWuemfM

(Penalty on Brown. Bugger. I really wanted to make a pancake joke)
 
2012-06-09 10:21:28 PM

Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?


It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...
 
2012-06-09 10:21:37 PM
Dustin Brown needs to wash that dirt off his face.
 
2012-06-09 10:21:44 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Gawdzila: Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 459x500]

Hell yeah!
Let's go Kings!



I was at Staples for Game 4 (no ticket, just wanted to be in the crowd at L.A. Live) and met Hannah and Vanessa in person (took a picture with Vanessa, gotta get it off my friend's camera). They're both absurdly gorgeous, but there's just something about Hannah...

cdn.bleacherreport.net

media.nesn.comwww.thefourthperiod.com

img163.imageshack.us

/Last one taken by my phone
 
paj
2012-06-09 10:21:54 PM

RminusQ: I've got an old friend talking my ear off, and I really hope he doesn't mind that I barely give a shiat about what he's saying.


If he's trying to catch up with you during the 3rd period of a Stanley Cup Final game, he can't be that much of a friend.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:04 PM

caira: Vangor: soopey: I feel bad for folks that work at that bar, they probably hear Journey-Dont Stop Believing 20 times a night.

Probably. When I was coteaching, we allowed the radio to stay on this poppish station. I heard the same songs at least twice daily every day of every week of every month for the entire year. Now, imagine the station was controlled by drunk folks who are in the, "This will be hilarious and never thought of!" level of intoxication.

A charity shop down here replaced their radios with a three-hour repeating tape. And wondered why they started losing volunteers.

(And Brodeur covers it. Apparently. That was scrappy, Devs.)


Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:05 PM
ZIDLICKY!
 
2012-06-09 10:22:16 PM

RminusQ: I've got an old friend talking my ear off, and I really hope he doesn't mind that I barely give a shiat about what he's saying.


Start showing him the links we've been posting. He may at least change the subject.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:18 PM
Quick with the "ain't no thang" glove save
 
2012-06-09 10:22:23 PM
HELL YEA QUICK
 
2012-06-09 10:22:25 PM
Nice. Way to overthink it.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:29 PM

FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.


Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:32 PM
Theys houldn't be getting breakaways on our power-play but thank you for breaking it up.
 
2012-06-09 10:22:40 PM
DAMN IT!
 
2012-06-09 10:22:47 PM
Great stand up stop by the Devils player there
 
2012-06-09 10:22:48 PM

4NSpy: Quick with the "ain't no thang" glove save


*Calm down, I've got this* jpg
 
2012-06-09 10:22:53 PM
I always thought Zidlicky was a weak defender for a defenseman. He just proved me wrong. That was transcendental. Or however you spell it.
 
2012-06-09 10:23:21 PM
That was a very polite block by Zidlicky on Richards. I mean, in Australia (in any sport, soccer included) he'd've knocked the guy over.
 
2012-06-09 10:23:49 PM
Nice kill by the Kings
 
2012-06-09 10:24:02 PM
Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!
 
2012-06-09 10:24:04 PM
"One shot by the Devils on this power play": oh, good, life's back to normal then.
 
2012-06-09 10:24:05 PM

robsul82: ZIDLICKY!


Great play.
 
2012-06-09 10:24:06 PM

caira: That was a very polite block by Zidlicky on Richards. I mean, in Australia (in any sport, soccer included) he'd've knocked the guy over.


Even golf and swimming?
 
2012-06-09 10:24:29 PM

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: Gawdzila: Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 459x500]

Hell yeah!
Let's go Kings!


I was at Staples for Game 4 (no ticket, just wanted to be in the crowd at L.A. Live) and met Hannah and Vanessa in person (took a picture with Vanessa, gotta get it off my friend's camera). They're both absurdly gorgeous, but there's just something about Hannah...

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 326x400]

[media.nesn.com image 370x450][www.thefourthperiod.com image 296x450]

[img163.imageshack.us image 600x800]

/Last one taken by my phone


Yep. I see what you mean. Thank you.
 
2012-06-09 10:24:40 PM

soopey: Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.


Makes me think of the local 7-11 and the music on their TV displays - every time I hear it I think of the old Moon Patrol video game theme.
 
2012-06-09 10:24:44 PM
Break! NSFW

Link

And really, really cute. NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 10:24:49 PM
Scott Dixon just hit the wall in Texas.
 
2012-06-09 10:25:37 PM
Awm screw it. Link to page with twins. http://www.graydonkey.com/gorgeous-twins/?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_me dium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha
 
2012-06-09 10:25:51 PM

RminusQ: Theys houldn't be getting breakaways on our power-play but thank you for breaking it up.


This is hockey this year. For some teams, they score better shorthanded than power play or even strength.
 
2012-06-09 10:26:04 PM

soopey:
Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.


Yeah, but at least you guys get paid tuppence ha'penny for your suffering . . .

Game on!
 
2012-06-09 10:26:33 PM

IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?

It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...


I'd get a t-shirt, but I don't think I'd order a jersey from them. I loved the Vipers' logo as a kid, I thought it was the coolest thing.
/Coiled snakes make almost everything 12% cooler
 
2012-06-09 10:26:36 PM

Earguy: And really, really cute. NSFW Link


Perky.
 
2012-06-09 10:26:59 PM

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: Gawdzila: Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 459x500]

Hell yeah!
Let's go Kings!


I was at Staples for Game 4 (no ticket, just wanted to be in the crowd at L.A. Live) and met Hannah and Vanessa in person (took a picture with Vanessa, gotta get it off my friend's camera). They're both absurdly gorgeous, but there's just something about Hannah...

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 326x400]

[media.nesn.com image 370x450][www.thefourthperiod.com image 296x450]

[img163.imageshack.us image 600x800]

/Last one taken by my phone


plastic surgery and make up can make anyone hot

see this girl without make up on then decide if shes as flawless as you believe
 
2012-06-09 10:27:13 PM

Vangor: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.


Link

Looks like they're actual holes. I think he's trying to be all retro. lol
I like the way it looks though, makes me think of the good ol days.
 
2012-06-09 10:27:17 PM

Earguy: Break! NSFW


Protip: if you replace the 500 at the end of the URL with a 1280, you can usually get the image at its original resolution, as long as the user who posted it hasn't blocked that.

Doesn't work with those two, but it does work with vacuum chick from earlier.
 
2012-06-09 10:27:59 PM
All this time in their zone's nice and all, but if we could start putting it on net, that'd be great.
 
paj
2012-06-09 10:28:03 PM

Vangor: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.


Nope, they are actual holes:
www.homerweb.com
/to save weight
//some companies do make them with faux-holes now though.
 
2012-06-09 10:28:06 PM

VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!


WTF IS THIS CRAP

/reported
 
2012-06-09 10:28:40 PM

WhiskeySticks: caira: That was a very polite block by Zidlicky on Richards. I mean, in Australia (in any sport, soccer included) he'd've knocked the guy over.

Even golf and swimming?


Maybe not golfers. They're generally those rich farks who lack the physical courage for rugby union. But I wouldn't put much past our swimmers, there's a reason the Olympic selectors panicked and sent a couple home early just for posing with lethal weapons and it's not our gun laws . . .
 
2012-06-09 10:28:49 PM

Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP


We were spammed. That's new.
 
2012-06-09 10:28:51 PM

caira: soopey:
Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.

Yeah, but at least you guys get paid tuppence ha'penny for your suffering . . .

Game on!


Aye. I worked in the Deli so there was a lot of meat jokes and slices of cheese stolen. I mostly loved taunting the stoned kids with slices of cheese.

/Tastes so good
// Makes your cotton mouth so much worse.
 
2012-06-09 10:28:52 PM
Lidstrom was the best defensive defenseman of my generation. Don't feel bad, wings fans.
 
2012-06-09 10:29:06 PM

VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!


What sorority did you pledge?
 
2012-06-09 10:29:06 PM
Totally more hardcore than what I usually post, but I've not seen anything quite like this. NSFW. 100% NSFW Link
 
2012-06-09 10:29:22 PM
Still don't understand why Corey and Nick are carpooling after a game.
 
2012-06-09 10:29:24 PM

VivianVivisect: I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going


catherinecw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-09 10:29:25 PM

IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?

It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...


Now I wonder if my Vipers t-shirt is still buried somewhere in the house.

CSB: Was in attendance at Gordie Howe's last official game ever.
 
2012-06-09 10:29:56 PM

RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.


dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it
 
2012-06-09 10:30:23 PM

Earguy: Totally more hardcore than what I usually post, but I've not seen anything quite like this. NSFW. 100% NSFW Link


do you think you have a porn addiction?

it can be quite serious
 
2012-06-09 10:30:30 PM

paj: Nope, they are actual holes:


Those look like holes, but the Brodeur ones I've seen are just black dots. Has been a while, but Brodeur was big when I was playing, and I seem to recall the look on more than just his.
 
2012-06-09 10:30:39 PM

vegaswench: Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP

We were spammed. That's new.


AWs on Fark.

she needed a wishlist and a website with a subscription service.

those are allowed in Fark threads.
 
2012-06-09 10:30:54 PM

vegaswench: Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP

We were spammed. That's new.


That makes us real people? More posts than the Indy Car thread, NBA thread, and Boxing thread combined.
 
2012-06-09 10:30:56 PM

RminusQ: RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.

dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it


You're mad because we didn't pick up on a Kelly Clarkson reference? I'm rather proud of us, actually.
 
2012-06-09 10:31:02 PM

paj: Vangor: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.

Nope, they are actual holes:
[www.homerweb