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		Can the Kings clinch their first Stanley Cup, or will the Devils extend the series to a sixth game? It's the LA Kings vs. the New Jersey Devils in game five of the NHL Stanley Cup finals, 8 PM on NBC. BYOB (sports.espn.go.com)		963
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Fubegra		2012-06-09 10:24:40 PM

soopey: Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.

Makes me think of the local 7-11 and the music on their TV displays - every time I hear it I think of the old Moon Patrol video game theme.

Earguy		2012-06-09 10:24:44 PM

Break! NSFW

Link

And really, really cute. NSFW Link

soopey		2012-06-09 10:24:49 PM

Scott Dixon just hit the wall in Texas.

Earguy		2012-06-09 10:25:37 PM

Awm screw it. Link to page with twins. http://www.graydonkey.com/gorgeous-twins/?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_me dium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha

yookaloco		2012-06-09 10:25:51 PM

RminusQ: Theys houldn't be getting breakaways on our power-play but thank you for breaking it up.

This is hockey this year. For some teams, they score better shorthanded than power play or even strength.

caira		2012-06-09 10:26:04 PM

soopey:
Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.

Yeah, but at least you guys get paid tuppence ha'penny for your suffering . . .

Game on!

Polish Hussar		2012-06-09 10:26:33 PM

IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?

It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...

I'd get a t-shirt, but I don't think I'd order a jersey from them. I loved the Vipers' logo as a kid, I thought it was the coolest thing.
/Coiled snakes make almost everything 12% cooler

Fubegra		2012-06-09 10:26:36 PM

Earguy: And really, really cute. NSFW Link

Perky.

ontariolightning		2012-06-09 10:26:59 PM

Gawdzila: Primitive Screwhead: Gawdzila: Devils up by one on YET ANOTHER unlucky bounce off -- guess who -- Voynov. Sigh.
It's okay, Kings are undiscouraged, playing hard, and we've had lots of sustained pressure. The Devils can't survive forever on luck and goalposts.

LETS GO KINGS

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 459x500]

Hell yeah!
Let's go Kings!

I was at Staples for Game 4 (no ticket, just wanted to be in the crowd at L.A. Live) and met Hannah and Vanessa in person (took a picture with Vanessa, gotta get it off my friend's camera). They're both absurdly gorgeous, but there's just something about Hannah...

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 326x400]

[media.nesn.com image 370x450][www.thefourthperiod.com image 296x450]

[img163.imageshack.us image 600x800]

/Last one taken by my phone

plastic surgery and make up can make anyone hot

see this girl without make up on then decide if shes as flawless as you believe

FastJeff		2012-06-09 10:27:13 PM

Vangor: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.

Link

Looks like they're actual holes. I think he's trying to be all retro. lol
I like the way it looks though, makes me think of the good ol days.

IMDWalrus		2012-06-09 10:27:17 PM

Earguy: Break! NSFW

Protip: if you replace the 500 at the end of the URL with a 1280, you can usually get the image at its original resolution, as long as the user who posted it hasn't blocked that.

Doesn't work with those two, but it does work with vacuum chick from earlier.

robsul82		2012-06-09 10:27:59 PM

All this time in their zone's nice and all, but if we could start putting it on net, that'd be great.

paj		2012-06-09 10:28:03 PM

/to save weight
//some companies do make them with faux-holes now though.

Smiths		2012-06-09 10:28:06 PM

VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!

WTF IS THIS CRAP

/reported

caira		2012-06-09 10:28:40 PM

WhiskeySticks: caira: That was a very polite block by Zidlicky on Richards. I mean, in Australia (in any sport, soccer included) he'd've knocked the guy over.

Even golf and swimming?

Maybe not golfers. They're generally those rich farks who lack the physical courage for rugby union. But I wouldn't put much past our swimmers, there's a reason the Olympic selectors panicked and sent a couple home early just for posing with lethal weapons and it's not our gun laws . . .

vegaswench		2012-06-09 10:28:49 PM

Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP

We were spammed. That's new.

soopey		2012-06-09 10:28:51 PM

caira: soopey:
Supermarkets music in the 3 weeks before Christmas. You start making up alternative lyrics to Rudolph the Herpes Reindeer and Chesty Broads toasting on over an open bottle of wine.

Yeah, but at least you guys get paid tuppence ha'penny for your suffering . . .

Game on!

Aye. I worked in the Deli so there was a lot of meat jokes and slices of cheese stolen. I mostly loved taunting the stoned kids with slices of cheese.

/Tastes so good
// Makes your cotton mouth so much worse.

yookaloco		2012-06-09 10:28:52 PM

Lidstrom was the best defensive defenseman of my generation. Don't feel bad, wings fans.

2wolves		2012-06-09 10:29:06 PM

VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!

What sorority did you pledge?

Earguy		2012-06-09 10:29:06 PM

Totally more hardcore than what I usually post, but I've not seen anything quite like this. NSFW. 100% NSFW Link

WhiskeySticks		2012-06-09 10:29:22 PM

Still don't understand why Corey and Nick are carpooling after a game.

Gawdzila		2012-06-09 10:29:24 PM

VivianVivisect: I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going

catherinecw.files.wordpress.com

Wasn't Looking at his Neck		2012-06-09 10:29:25 PM

IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?

It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...

Now I wonder if my Vipers t-shirt is still buried somewhere in the house.

CSB: Was in attendance at Gordie Howe's last official game ever.

RminusQ		2012-06-09 10:29:56 PM

RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.

dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it

ontariolightning		2012-06-09 10:30:23 PM

Earguy: Totally more hardcore than what I usually post, but I've not seen anything quite like this. NSFW. 100% NSFW Link

do you think you have a porn addiction?

it can be quite serious

Vangor		2012-06-09 10:30:30 PM

paj: Nope, they are actual holes:

Those look like holes, but the Brodeur ones I've seen are just black dots. Has been a while, but Brodeur was big when I was playing, and I seem to recall the look on more than just his.

Smiths		2012-06-09 10:30:39 PM

vegaswench: Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP

We were spammed. That's new.

AWs on Fark.

she needed a wishlist and a website with a subscription service.

those are allowed in Fark threads.

soopey		2012-06-09 10:30:54 PM

vegaswench: Smiths: WTF IS THIS CRAP

We were spammed. That's new.

That makes us real people? More posts than the Indy Car thread, NBA thread, and Boxing thread combined.

vegaswench		2012-06-09 10:30:56 PM

RminusQ: RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.

dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it

You're mad because we didn't pick up on a Kelly Clarkson reference? I'm rather proud of us, actually.

FastJeff		2012-06-09 10:31:02 PM

paj: Vangor: FastJeff: I remember way back in the day I used to know why, but now I can't remember...
Why do those old timey blockers have holes in them? Everytime I see Brodeur's I try to remember.

Uh...those little black dots are just little black dots, as far as I know. Some of our goalies have used Brodeur sets with the pattern.

Nope, they are actual holes:
[www.homerweb.com image 400x300]
/to save weight
//some companies do make them with faux-holes now though.

When I was a kid I used to wonder why some goalies like those blockers with the bowed... ahh... blocking part(?). Took a while to dawn on me why they were bent that way.

Fubegra		2012-06-09 10:31:36 PM

C'mon, Kings! We need bonus hockey!

desertgeek		2012-06-09 10:31:47 PM

Smiths: VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!

WTF IS THIS CRAP

/reported

Yeah, as soon as I get to my computer, she's getting ignored. Fark spammers.

robsul82		2012-06-09 10:31:56 PM

FIIIIIIIGHT

NuttierThanEver		2012-06-09 10:31:59 PM

HERE WE GO

Captain Steroid		2012-06-09 10:32:03 PM

IT'S ON!!! O.O

Polish Hussar		2012-06-09 10:32:08 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: IMDWalrus: Polish Hussar: Awesome, I miss the Vipers too. I used to have a Viper's poster that featured the goalie mask hanging on my wall. Two questions: (1) Which thrift store? (2) Did they have any Vipers jerseys left?

It was the Sterling Heights Salvation Army. Didn't see any others, unfortunately. First time I've ever seen any hockey jerseys at that one, so probably not worth your time.

This might be worth looking at, though:
http://www.detroitvipers.net/store_hockey_detroit_vipers.php

No idea what kind of quality those are, but I'm tempted...

Now I wonder if my Vipers t-shirt is still buried somewhere in the house.

CSB: Was in attendance at Gordie Howe's last official game ever.

I was there too! Do you remember the Howe family skate during the intermission?

2wolves		2012-06-09 10:32:10 PM

ontariolightning:

OL, how you doing?

WhiskeySticks		2012-06-09 10:32:19 PM

EVERYBODY'S HUGGING!

Smiths		2012-06-09 10:32:43 PM

desertgeek: Smiths: VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!

WTF IS THIS CRAP

/reported

Yeah, as soon as I get to my computer, she's getting ignored. Fark spammers.

joined 2010 as well

this isn't a spammer. this is a bonafide AW.

but i am not allowed to talk about them because i get banned.

soopey		2012-06-09 10:33:08 PM

Neighbors putting on a good fireworks show.

Captain Steroid		2012-06-09 10:33:10 PM

WhiskeySticks: EVERYBODY'S HUGGING!

i1182.photobucket.com

caira		2012-06-09 10:33:12 PM

"And the helmet came off because Richards got hit from behind by Zidlicky . . . " Ah, that's more like, it boys!

RminusQ: RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.

dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it

And on that bombshell . . .

Earguy		2012-06-09 10:33:22 PM

ontariolightning: Earguy: Totally more hardcore than what I usually post, but I've not seen anything quite like this. NSFW. 100% NSFW Link

do you think you have a porn addiction?

it can be quite serious

No, I have a photography addiction. I could easily flip the switch and start posting compelling landscapes or macros. Most porn leaves me uninspired. Tonight I'm more NSFW than usual, often I'll just post pics of girls with beautiful eyes, or bikini models.

Just goin' with the flow.

FastJeff		2012-06-09 10:33:28 PM

Poor Brodeur. Feel bad about laughing so hard.

Vangor		2012-06-09 10:34:04 PM

Smiths: this isn't a spammer. this is a bonafide AW.

I just figured that was a "I am currently..." type meme. Never mind, though, ignore.

vegaswench		2012-06-09 10:34:06 PM

Ignore him, earguy. The rest of us have.

2wolves		2012-06-09 10:34:08 PM

Smiths: desertgeek: Smiths: VivianVivisect: Hi my hunky sports enthusiast!

I'm having a LA Fark party! A lot of girls are going, you can check my Facebook event page for details

Details in my profile!

WTF IS THIS CRAP

/reported

Yeah, as soon as I get to my computer, she's getting ignored. Fark spammers.

joined 2010 as well

this isn't a spammer. this is a bonafide AW.

but i am not allowed to talk about them because i get banned.

You don't get banned you AW, you get a timeout.

Grow up.

yookaloco		2012-06-09 10:34:12 PM

RminusQ: RminusQ: And it's Clarkson! Clarkson scored! I can't believe it happened. We've been waiting forever for a moment like this.

dammit I literally was waiting the whole series for him to do something right for that payoff and no one picked up on it

Sorry bro. I do like her very much, but I just googled the song, and I vaguely know it, woud never have thought it was her. Although it does make me want to by an engagement ring. Which is sad, since I'm not dating right now.