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(ESPN)   Will the Celtics follow the script and let the best team money can buy advance to the finals? It's the Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat in game 7 of the NBA Eastern Conference finals, 8:30 PM on ESPN   ( espn.go.com) divider line
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2012-06-09 02:00:33 PM  
Dear NBA Store last night,

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2012-06-09 03:49:24 PM  
Heat lose by 9.

James contracts plague and tears both ACL's.

ideally.
 
2012-06-09 05:24:08 PM  
Boston salary, 2011-12: $88 million
Miami salary, 2011-12: $80 million
 
2012-06-09 05:46:24 PM  

robsul82: Dear NBA Store last night,

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So if Boston loses then we know it's rigged.
 
2012-06-09 05:57:30 PM  

Aar1012: So if Boston loses then we know it's rigged.


Just like we know Dwight Howard is going to the Nets, via another one of their "mistakes."
 
2012-06-09 06:35:03 PM  

robsul82: Dear NBA Store last night,

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Just another moment that proves what a joke basketball is. Think about it: In basketball, if you lay up the basketball, you get two points. What kind of joke is that? If you tried to lay up a basketball in mixed martial arts, you would get KTFO. If I ever meet the person who invented basketball, I'm going to beat the shiat out of him.
 
2012-06-09 07:33:45 PM  

Mike_LowELL: robsul82: Dear NBA Store last night,

i63.photobucket.com

Just another moment that proves what a joke basketball is. Think about it: In basketball, if you lay up the basketball, you get two points. What kind of joke is that? If you tried to lay up a basketball in mixed martial arts, you would get KTFO. If I ever meet the person who invented basketball, I'm going to beat the shiat out of him.


Well your gonna need a shovel, a map and a rainbow afro wig.
 
2012-06-09 07:34:01 PM  
I feel like the ESPN broadcast is intentionally trying to be unwatchable.
 
2012-06-09 07:37:45 PM  

Zombie Hitler: I feel like the ESPN broadcast is intentionally trying to be unwatchable.


I wish ESPN would allow their older female anchors to age gracefully. I don't need them to slather on a pound of foundation onto Doris Burke or transform Holly Rowe into a rodeo clown.
 
2012-06-09 07:39:54 PM  
I'm torn. Two weeks ago when the Spurs had won 20 in a row and were invincible I was thinking a Spurs-Celtics final would be great to see. Now OKC is in I'm thinking a Durant/LeBron series would be more entertaining.
 
2012-06-09 07:40:23 PM  

IAmRight: Boston salary, 2011-12: $88 million
Miami salary, 2011-12: $80 million


Miami guys at front end of backloaded contracts vs Boston guys in last year of theirs?

/from memory, no research to back this up
 
2012-06-09 07:41:40 PM  
Thanks, Mike_LowELL!
 
2012-06-09 07:42:07 PM  
Best team money can buy? This ain't baseball or soccer, headline makes no sense.
 
2012-06-09 07:42:21 PM  
I can't believe Magic Johnson's talk show wasn't a hit.
 
2012-06-09 07:45:26 PM  

TheJoe03: Best team money can buy? This ain't baseball or soccer, headline makes no sense.


THIIIIIS
 
2012-06-09 07:46:31 PM  

The1andonlyZack: TheJoe03: Best team money can buy? This ain't baseball or soccer, headline makes no sense.

THIIIIIS


Lets just be happy we got a thread.
 
2012-06-09 07:51:34 PM  
Boston +8 from what I'm seeing on the Vegas sites. Total overreaction, this game will be close.
 
2012-06-09 07:57:31 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Lets just be happy we got a thread.


Indeed, and they've been more popular than I expected, but I guess we're still no hockey or wrestling.
 
2012-06-09 07:58:18 PM  

IAmRight: Aar1012: So if Boston loses then we know it's rigged.

Just like we know Dwight Howard is going to the Nets, via another one of their "mistakes."


Thought you said you were skipping threads these days.
 
2012-06-09 07:59:03 PM  

TheJoe03: Zombie Hitler: Lets just be happy we got a thread.

Indeed, and they've been more popular than I expected, but I guess we're still no hockey or wrestling.


Heatles = ratings posts

/well, yeah, ratings too, lol
 
2012-06-09 07:59:35 PM  

coolio mack: Boston +8 from what I'm seeing on the Vegas sites. Total overreaction, this game will be close.


Agreed, at least within 5.
 
2012-06-09 08:00:13 PM  

coolio mack: Boston +8 from what I'm seeing on the Vegas sites. Total overreaction, this game will be close.


Baring a quick 3 fouls on Rondo I think they'll keep it close. I hope it comes down to a final possession. I wonded which one of the Marginal 9 that LeBron will defer the final shot to.
 
2012-06-09 08:00:42 PM  

robsul82: Heatles = ratings posts


True but game 6 of OKC/SA got more posts than game 6 of Celtics/Heat, probably because it was a blowout, but still. Been a great conference finals on both sides.
 
2012-06-09 08:01:42 PM  
Love that Manny Pacquiao is such a big Celtics fan that he is waiting till the game is over to start the fight.
 
2012-06-09 08:02:34 PM  

TheJoe03: robsul82: Heatles = ratings posts

True but game 6 of OKC/SA got more posts than game 6 of Celtics/Heat, probably because it was a blowout, but still. Been a great conference finals on both sides.


Yeah, people just quit on that one, but definitely has been.
 
2012-06-09 08:02:41 PM  

TheJoe03: Love that Manny Pacquiao is such a big Celtics fan that he is waiting till the game is over to start the fight.


Holy shiat, seriously?
 
2012-06-09 08:03:26 PM  
The real questions:

1. Can Lebron pull off that kind of effort again?
2. Do the elder Celtics have anything left in the tank?
3. Will Wade continue to hide, or will he impose his will on the game?
4. Will either team get much (anything?) from their bench players?
 
2012-06-09 08:04:10 PM  

TheJoe03: Love that Manny Pacquiao is such a big Celtics fan that he is waiting till the game is over to start the fight.


Is that true, lol? How'd that happen.
 
2012-06-09 08:04:57 PM  

Zombie Hitler: TheJoe03: Love that Manny Pacquiao is such a big Celtics fan that he is waiting till the game is over to start the fight.

Holy shiat, seriously?


Seriously. Works for me, I was worried about having to switch between the fight and the game.
 
2012-06-09 08:05:54 PM  
The Celtics seemed to imply that they were going to stick with their previous strategy (doubling wade constantly)...daring LeBron to play the same game.

The most I saw was "we need to play our same strategy better".

I just find that hard to believe.
 
2012-06-09 08:07:10 PM  

TheJoe03: Zombie Hitler: TheJoe03: Love that Manny Pacquiao is such a big Celtics fan that he is waiting till the game is over to start the fight.

Holy shiat, seriously?

Seriously. Works for me, I was worried about having to switch between the fight and the game.


That's unbelievably convenient.
 
2012-06-09 08:07:32 PM  
Boston needs to get their zone defense going, that's the best way to beat Miami. It closes up the lane and forces their non Wade and James players to step up and hit shots.
 
2012-06-09 08:10:59 PM  
 
2012-06-09 08:13:15 PM  

robsul82: Dear NBA Store last night,

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Maybe they are trying to jinx the Heat?
 
2012-06-09 08:14:12 PM  
This should be a hell of a game, and by extension a hell of a thread.
 
2012-06-09 08:14:41 PM  
Yes, win, lose or draw LeBron. OMG what a press conference choker? LeBrick amirite? Good effort, good job on knowing the rules of basketball LeFAIL.
 
2012-06-09 08:17:46 PM  
Chinese or Italian?
 
2012-06-09 08:18:40 PM  
I would love it if LeBron and the Heat overcame the Bills as the most notorious chokers.
 
2012-06-09 08:20:12 PM  

RepoManTSM: I would love it if LeBron and the Heat overcame the Bills as the most notorious chokers.


As a Bills and Knicks fan, this prospect fills me with glee.
 
2012-06-09 08:21:43 PM  
Let me state this for the record: I find myself actually wanting the Heat to win this game with a huge LeBron performance just because I think the backlash against him has been excessive.

That said, I'd be neutral on a Heat-OKC final.
 
2012-06-09 08:24:35 PM  
Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!

Youtube
 
2012-06-09 08:24:55 PM  
I thought Bosh was the ugly face.
 
2012-06-09 08:25:39 PM  
BOSH goes for 20 and 10 tonight. Mayans proven correct.
 
2012-06-09 08:25:43 PM  

Frena: Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!

Youtube


That's not the Wendy's girl.
 
2012-06-09 08:26:28 PM  

Frena: Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!

Youtube


That's not a young Mrs Garret.
 
2012-06-09 08:28:08 PM  
LeBron scores 70 and misses a layup with a minute left. Wade goes 3-17 and misses 6 free throws in the final 30 seconds. Heat lose by 1.

LeBron James laughed out of the league.
 
2012-06-09 08:28:10 PM  

Frena: Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!

Youtube


She has very farkable eye sockets
 
2012-06-09 08:29:10 PM  
Let's go Celtics!
 
2012-06-09 08:29:28 PM  

RepoManTSM: Yes, win, lose or draw LeBron.


http://www.fark.com/comments/7149569 (link goes to link, text goes to thread)
 
2012-06-09 08:29:38 PM  
Van Gundy applied a double layer of the turtle wax for tonight
 
2012-06-09 08:29:46 PM  
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2012-06-09 08:30:05 PM  

RepoManTSM: Frena: Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!
Youtube

That's not the Wendy's girl.


Zombie Hitler: Frena: Last minute pre-game entertainment... the girl of your dreams!
Youtube

That's not a young Mrs Garret.


Nope, but she will be faithful to you no matter what... even if you don't want it.
 
2012-06-09 08:30:54 PM  
Joey Crawford working the game tonight.
 
2012-06-09 08:32:41 PM  
You guys gotta want this game as bad as your next beer?
 
2012-06-09 08:32:54 PM  
Was that Col. Sanders in the background of Garnett's warmup shooting?
 
2012-06-09 08:33:35 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Joey Crawford working the game tonight.


Fark!
 
2012-06-09 08:34:15 PM  

Frena: Was that Col. Sanders in the background of Garnett's warmup shooting?


Yep and he just told Lebron that theres something wrong with his medulla oblongata. What a piece of subhuman filth.
 
2012-06-09 08:35:33 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Joey Crawford working the game tonight.


All you have to do is flatter the guy. Tell him that he knows best. Every call he makes, even if it's against you, give him a nod. A nod that says, "You got eyes like a hawk, Joey. I'm grateful that you're calling this game."

Do that, and you win.
 
2012-06-09 08:41:03 PM  

Winning team goes to the Finals, loser gets a trophy.


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2012-06-09 08:41:13 PM  
Did anybody see the pudgy white guy in khakis shooting free throws behind Steven A Smith and Kevin Nagandhi during the 6pm sportscenter?

I made fun of the guy for sneaking out there and messing around, then he knocked down 10 straight and 12/13 and I figured I shouldn't talk
 
2012-06-09 08:42:32 PM  
That's such a stupid foul.
 
2012-06-09 08:42:37 PM  
Go Celtics!
 
2012-06-09 08:43:56 PM  
Celtics with three airballs to start the game?
 
2012-06-09 08:45:25 PM  
I love the inbounding self pass. Bucket by Rondo. Assisting on the play, Dwayne Wade's ass.
 
2012-06-09 08:46:13 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: For teh lulz:

66 Shows that have better ratings than the Stanley Cup Finals


That's just depressing.
 
2012-06-09 08:47:23 PM  
Boston is screwed if guys like Battier are hitting those shots.
 
2012-06-09 08:49:25 PM  
Oh Ray. It's so pretty.
 
2012-06-09 08:50:06 PM  

Frena: Was that Col. Sanders in the background of Garnett's warmup shooting?


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2012-06-09 08:50:26 PM  
Haslem's beard, man.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:38 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Haslem's beard, man.


That is a gorilla mask.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:43 PM  
I still think Haslem looks weird without the cornrows.
 
2012-06-09 08:52:31 PM  

pissedoffmick: Zombie Hitler: Haslem's beard, man.

That is a gorilla mask.


Someone was pulling duct tape off that shiat, then.
 
2012-06-09 08:54:27 PM  
Kind of surprised they're not putting this game on ABC.
 
2012-06-09 08:55:01 PM  
Anyone got a link for a video feed?
 
2012-06-09 08:55:25 PM  

9beers: Kind of surprised they're not putting this game on ABC.


They're showing a concert for the Queen. That's way more important. In America.
 
2012-06-09 08:55:59 PM  

JamuncaSpud: Anyone got a link for a video feed?


espn.com is streaming it
 
2012-06-09 08:56:15 PM  
Nice J, Pierce.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:00 PM  

JamuncaSpud: Anyone got a link for a video feed?


FirstRowSports
 
2012-06-09 08:57:09 PM  
MANJAM, Pierce!

Celtics +9
 
2012-06-09 08:57:24 PM  

9beers: Kind of surprised they're not putting this game on ABC.


Yeah, I couldn't figure that out. Saturday night in the summer doesn't draw too many viewers to anything besides sports.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:29 PM  
Just the start I wanted to see. Miami is such a bad home court.
 
2012-06-09 08:57:35 PM  
Sick to death cheering for the Celtics, but...
 
2012-06-09 08:57:36 PM  

oMaJoJ: JamuncaSpud: Anyone got a link for a video feed?

espn.com is streaming it


I was shocked they are streaming it. And hockey is on regular tv as well!
 
2012-06-09 08:58:02 PM  
And one, Wade. Wow.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:12 PM  
I hate NBA continuation.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:13 PM  

ZMugg: JamuncaSpud: Anyone got a link for a video feed?

FirstRowSports


Also on ESPN3
 
2012-06-09 08:58:14 PM  

jaylectricity: Yeah, I couldn't figure that out. Saturday night in the summer doesn't draw too many viewers to anything besides sports.


Probably part of the TV contract.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:27 PM  
I don't have an internet provider that can go the ESPN route. Hoping for a link to some kind of crazy-illegal offshore type thing.
 
2012-06-09 08:59:19 PM  
Rondo again going for style over substance on layups, what a jackwagon.
 
2012-06-09 08:59:57 PM  

JamuncaSpud: I don't have an internet provider that can go the ESPN route. Hoping for a link to some kind of crazy-illegal offshore type thing.


Link
 
2012-06-09 09:00:05 PM  
23-17 Boston, 2:44 1st
 
2012-06-09 09:00:17 PM  

JamuncaSpud: I don't have an internet provider that can go the ESPN route. Hoping for a link to some kind of crazy-illegal offshore type thing.


http://www.vipbox.tv/sports/basketball.html
 
2012-06-09 09:01:25 PM  
Boston came out hot after LeBron torched them in Game 6. I've haven't been able to watch much of the series (I would try to keep up by reading the fark threads when I had time) so have the Celtics usually done this or what?
 
2012-06-09 09:02:37 PM  

TheJoe03: JamuncaSpud: I don't have an internet provider that can go the ESPN route. Hoping for a link to some kind of crazy-illegal offshore type thing.

Link


That's more like it. Danke! And thanks to pissedoffmick, too.
 
2012-06-09 09:04:11 PM  
JVG is starting to sound like he co-signed for a loan with Spoelstra.
 
2012-06-09 09:06:35 PM  
2 on Allen
 
2012-06-09 09:07:21 PM  
I love Hondo's floaters.
 
2012-06-09 09:07:39 PM  
Yes, it was a moving screen. They've been doing them uncalled for 40 years now. Explain why it's being called in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Next thing you know James will be called for traveling when he drives and jumps and stops and jumps again. Oops. nope. It was a foul.
/getting my inner IAmRight on.
 
2012-06-09 09:07:55 PM  
Haha, Mike Miller cannot even hit his shot.
 
2012-06-09 09:08:39 PM  
Wow nice block by James. And i think he killed Hondo.
 
2012-06-09 09:08:53 PM  
Damn, LeBron with the biatchslap
 
2012-06-09 09:09:35 PM  
He went right into a camera too I love those shots.
 
2012-06-09 09:09:40 PM  
That hipster dude couldn't be bothered to get his ass out of the way with Rondo laying on the ground next to his chair?
 
2012-06-09 09:09:52 PM  
Farking photographers. A guy could fracture his skull on some that equipment. Assholes. Then they show the footage.
 
2012-06-09 09:09:58 PM  
Nobody on the floor is happy. Sign of the refs doing a decent job.
 
2012-06-09 09:11:00 PM  

oMaJoJ: Damn, LeBron with the biatchslap


..and follow up tae kwon rope-a-dope kick to the back

GT's with Rondo and Lebron '12
 
2012-06-09 09:11:23 PM  
Step 1: Block shot.
Step 2: Put your knee into the player as you're coming down.
Step 3: Try to shove the player with your free arm.
Step 4: He's LeBron, so it's okay.
 
2012-06-09 09:11:55 PM  
Each person has a ref to work
 
2012-06-09 09:12:01 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Nobody on the floor is happy. Sign of the refs doing a decent job.


I was afraid they'd quick 3 somebody. I'm glad they're saving their influence for the 4th quarter.
 
2012-06-09 09:12:25 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Nobody on the floor is happy. Sign of the refs doing a decent job.


You just know at some point Crawford is going to make a huge tech call. And he'll let us all know about it too.
 
2012-06-09 09:12:27 PM  
27-23 Boston, 12:00 2nd
 
2012-06-09 09:12:51 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Farking photographers. A guy could fracture his skull on some that equipment. Assholes. Then they show the footage.


brings to mind the time Dennis Rodman kicked a photographer who spent the next 5 minutes trying to turn it into a meal ticket.
 
2012-06-09 09:12:53 PM  

elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: Nobody on the floor is happy. Sign of the refs doing a decent job.

I was afraid they'd quick 3 somebody. I'm glad they're saving their influence for the 4th quarter.


lol, going for the big score instead of a series of little stick-ups.
 
2012-06-09 09:16:21 PM  
If they're calling the screen, this game is over.
 
2012-06-09 09:16:55 PM  
Clever girl...
 
2012-06-09 09:17:13 PM  
Where are the morons that were saying Bosh wasn't important to this team?
 
2012-06-09 09:17:34 PM  
Bosh of the bench with a spot up 3? Wtf am i watching. This is crazy town.
 
2012-06-09 09:18:05 PM  

elguerodiablo: Bosh of the bench with a spot up 3? Wtf am i watching. This is crazy town.


Come my lady, come come my lady
 
2012-06-09 09:18:14 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Chris Bosh looks like a raptor.
 
2012-06-09 09:22:29 PM  
Watching Dooling guard Bron is hilarious.
 
2012-06-09 09:22:46 PM  

TheJoe03: Where are the morons that were saying Bosh wasn't important to this team?


I was one of them. I thought they were better off with Lebron and Wade getting more touches.

Then I saw the stat where without Wade or James their win % was about the same as it was when they were playing but without Bosh they dropped to just under .500.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:45 PM  
Wow.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:35 PM  
woah. kill the umpires
 
2012-06-09 09:24:38 PM  
You better believe it is a point of emphasis tonight

Did the Heat purchase Pietrus's contract after game 5?
 
2012-06-09 09:24:43 PM  
This is a call you rarely see... So let's bust it out in a game 7!

/WTF?
 
2012-06-09 09:25:12 PM  
Farkin refs, stop trying to decide games!
 
2012-06-09 09:25:40 PM  
I dont like that call on Garnett. He didnt move into him he just stuck his hip out. He was still planted. Like Gundy said he's been doing that for 17 years why call it now.
 
2012-06-09 09:26:17 PM  
Jesus Christ James can jump high.
 
2012-06-09 09:26:56 PM  

elguerodiablo: I dont like that call on Garnett. He didnt move into him he just stuck his hip out. He was still planted. Like Gundy said he's been doing that for 17 years why call it now.


Because Lebron James needs to get into the finals, of course.
 
2012-06-09 09:28:07 PM  
Bench Points:

BOS - 2
MIA - 9
 
2012-06-09 09:29:39 PM  
Is anyone else noticing the seemingly half speed effort of Hondo on these fast breaks? If he just went full speed and dunked the ball, he wouldn't have to worry about it getting blocked or missing at the rim. At worst he'd get to the line.
 
2012-06-09 09:31:40 PM  

coolio mack: Is anyone else noticing the seemingly half speed effort of Hondo on these fast breaks? If he just went full speed and dunked the ball, he wouldn't have to worry about it getting blocked or missing at the rim. At worst he'd get to the line.


At worst he could take a flying knee to the back and a camera to the face again.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:10 PM  

coolio mack: Is anyone else noticing the seemingly half speed effort of Hondo on these fast breaks? If he just went full speed and dunked the ball, he wouldn't have to worry about it getting blocked or missing at the rim. At worst he'd get to the line.


Can he dunk like that? I think I've seen him dunk once.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:10 PM  
Miami has forgotten how to throw bounce passes.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:14 PM  
Why oh why does Miami play like they don't care all the time. Bunch of jabronis.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:20 PM  

coolio mack: Is anyone else noticing the seemingly half speed effort of Hondo on these fast breaks? If he just went full speed and dunked the ball, he wouldn't have to worry about it getting blocked or missing at the rim. At worst he'd get to the line.


I've been griping about it my mind all series.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:33 PM  
Bass must be terrified of the ball. Ooops. Uppp. Dammit. Oops.
 
2012-06-09 09:32:35 PM  
GO GO GO GREEN!!!!!! BEAT THE HEAT BEAT YOUR ME...
wait wha....
 
2012-06-09 09:33:19 PM  
The Amazing Hondo!
 
2012-06-09 09:33:43 PM  
Rondo feeling it.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:21 PM  
MANJAM!
 
2012-06-09 09:34:29 PM  
What the hell is Rondo's problem with finishing tonight?

And who is this Super Bass character?
 
2012-06-09 09:34:33 PM  
Geez, 11 point lead in Miami.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:37 PM  
Good job, good effort Wade.
 
2012-06-09 09:34:42 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Bass must be terrified of the ball. Ooops. Uppp. Dammit. Oops.


Wasn't scared of the ball that time! Damn
 
2012-06-09 09:34:53 PM  
Wade would have been on the line if the roles were reversed there.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure the Heat aren't going to win with 25 turnovers
 
2012-06-09 09:35:12 PM  
49-38 Boston, 3:12 2nd
 
2012-06-09 09:35:18 PM  

karmaceutical: What the hell is Rondo's problem with finishing tonight?


He's a bad at scoring, he's actually stepped it up big time this series.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:27 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Wade would have been on the line if the roles were reversed there.


Surprised by the no-call there. If he had missed, they would have HAD to call it.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:43 PM  
It's LeBron's fault that Wade is losing the game for the Heat.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:50 PM  
Three minutes until the ESPN Halftime Show! Drink!

No game, just drink.
 
2012-06-09 09:35:54 PM  
can't wait for the whistlehappy 2nd half to even this up
 
2012-06-09 09:36:18 PM  

Zombie Hitler: Wade would have been on the line if the roles were reversed there.


WIZARD!
 
2012-06-09 09:36:28 PM  

Zombie Hitler: No game, just drink.


I'll drink to that!
 
2012-06-09 09:36:42 PM  
14 points for Bass? He looked like LeBron on that steal to dunk. Usually he just loses the ball and falls down.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:03 PM  
That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:06 PM  

TheManofPA: Zombie Hitler: Wade would have been on the line if the roles were reversed there.

WIZARD!


lol, Wasting my powers here.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:42 PM  

skinink: Good job, good effort Wade.


This meme may be the only reason I want the Heat to lose tonight. If they win tonight, fark it, I want them to win it all.
 
2012-06-09 09:37:48 PM  

RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.


Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:38 PM  
Heat are turning the ball over big time, here's hoping they keep up this level of play.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:47 PM  

Leader O'Cola: can't wait for the whistlehappy 2nd half to even this up


Celtics 11 fouls; Heat 6. Close on FTs though. I could see them call a lot of Boston fouls in the 2nd if this were close on count or if Heat had more. I don't think they'll go too wild though with all the heat on the calls from game 2.
 
2012-06-09 09:39:41 PM  
Please Hammer, don't hurt em!
 
2012-06-09 09:39:45 PM  
Wow, Jeff Van Gundy. MC Hammer?
 
2012-06-09 09:40:20 PM  

TheJoe03: Please Hammer, don't hurt em!


I wonder how that dude with the one spike hair is doing.
 
2012-06-09 09:40:49 PM  

Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.


Hah! You just made me spit coors light on my dog.

Yes I'm ashamed I'm drinking Coors Light. It was free leftovers from my sisters party last weekend.

Also it would be awesom if Quatto was the middle boob on the three boobed lady.
 
2012-06-09 09:41:25 PM  
LeBron is ANGRY
 
2012-06-09 09:41:33 PM  
Wow, even PP was stunned on the no foul call. He's used to it at this point.
 
2012-06-09 09:41:33 PM  
Funny votes for the Menino "Hondo" reference!
 
2012-06-09 09:41:45 PM  
Yes, he pushed Lebron away and up into the air to get the rebound...
 
2012-06-09 09:41:50 PM  
Heat fans cheering this should be beaten with sticks.
 
2012-06-09 09:41:51 PM  

elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

Hah! You just made me spit coors light on my dog.

Yes I'm ashamed I'm drinking Coors Light. It was free leftovers from my sisters party last weekend.

Also it would be awesom if Quatto was the middle boob on the three boobed lady.


Hey man, I got FIVE boobs to feed!
 
2012-06-09 09:41:51 PM  
HAHA Refs sucks
 
2012-06-09 09:42:10 PM  
Miami Crowd: WHY WOULD YOU TURN ON THE REFS? Do you really want an EVENLY CALLED 2nd HALF?
 
2012-06-09 09:43:25 PM  
Kick ball... but whatever
 
2012-06-09 09:43:34 PM  
Wade and Rondo being stupid
 
2012-06-09 09:43:47 PM  
If Rondo and Wade both get kicked out Miami wins though, because Wade kinda sucks
 
2012-06-09 09:43:49 PM  

karmaceutical: Kick ball... but whatever


REFS YOU SUCK.

YAY REFS.
 
2012-06-09 09:43:53 PM  
I hate double technicals.
 
2012-06-09 09:43:57 PM  
Wade and Rondo have been giving each other the stink-eye for much of the game.

It would hurt Boston more to have Rondo ejected. I figure Wade would love to get ejected if it meant getting rid of Rondo too.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:23 PM  

elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

Hah! You just made me spit coors light on my dog.

Yes I'm ashamed I'm drinking Coors Light. It was free leftovers from my sisters party last weekend.

Also it would be awesom if Quatto was the middle boob on the three boobed lady.


So would you rather do one three boobed lady or three one boobed lady? I'd just go for the one three boobed lady. Too much work to satisfy three ladies who are 50% less fun to band than the average woman.
 
2012-06-09 09:44:43 PM  
That's not a T?
 
2012-06-09 09:44:53 PM  
Did Lebron try to kick the guy in front of him while he was hanging on the rim?
 
2012-06-09 09:45:03 PM  
Man, Pietrus has been horrid the past 2 games.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:07 PM  
Hate the Heat but love watching Wade and James do their thing.

/Baby Bron Bron does complain to much, just shut up and play.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:08 PM  
Stupid stupid stupid passing Celtics, you dumb farking hillbillies
 
2012-06-09 09:45:18 PM  
White people going crazy in expensive seats in Miami.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:20 PM  
douchinator fratboys in the crowd

where's that UGGs guy ?
 
2012-06-09 09:45:31 PM  
HOW IN THE fark IS THAT NOT HANGING ON THE RIM?
 
2012-06-09 09:45:33 PM  

Zombie Hitler: That's not a T?


Does he look like Brandon Bass to you?
 
2012-06-09 09:45:51 PM  
ANYBODY else gets a T for being a rim hanging dick like that. ANYBODY.
 
2012-06-09 09:45:54 PM  

RepoManTSM: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

Hah! You just made me spit coors light on my dog.

Yes I'm ashamed I'm drinking Coors Light. It was free leftovers from my sisters party last weekend.

Also it would be awesom if Quatto was the middle boob on the three boobed lady.

So would you rather do one three boobed lady or three one boobed lady? I'd just go for the one three boobed lady. Too much work to satisfy three ladies who are 50% less fun to band than the average woman.


Three one boobed women. But the boob has to either be directly in the middle, or on the back.
 
2012-06-09 09:46:07 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Did Lebron try to kick the guy in front of him while he was hanging on the rim?


I actually said out loud "thats a tech". He went over him and then did pull ups on the rim. I don't care though, if they don't want to call it that's fine.
 
2012-06-09 09:46:11 PM  
Although Bass is having a decent game, I'm kind of pissed that he can't seem to catch a pass. If he had handled that last one he could have swung it to Ray Allen for an EASY three.
 
2012-06-09 09:46:31 PM  

you are a puppet: Zombie Hitler: That's not a T?

Does he look like Brandon Bass to you?


REFS YOU SUCK!
 
2012-06-09 09:46:37 PM  
Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.
 
2012-06-09 09:46:55 PM  
No T for hanging on the rim?
 
2012-06-09 09:47:13 PM  
Was Miami's play nothing but hope we get fouled on a 3 rather than try to make a 3?
 
2012-06-09 09:47:20 PM  
uh oh. Bass has some face time with the crazy lady.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:25 PM  

elguerodiablo: Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.


Shumpert and Smith think it was shiat.

Of course they're thinking that from home.
 
2012-06-09 09:47:54 PM  

elguerodiablo: Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.


Come on dude. You never saw the one where Dr J's arm was like 10 feet long?
 
2012-06-09 09:48:02 PM  
The NBA has kind of stopped calling that hanging-on-the-rim if anyone is nearby. I mean, you pretty much have to start doing pull ups to get T'ed up.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:20 PM  
53-46 Boston, halftime.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:33 PM  
At least the C's didn't fall apart w/ KG out of the game like usually seem to do.
 
2012-06-09 09:48:42 PM  

poughdrew: The NBA has kind of stopped calling that hanging-on-the-rim if anyone is nearby. I mean, you pretty much have to start doing pull ups to get T'ed up.


He did a double George Michael Bluth.
 
2012-06-09 09:49:34 PM  

you are a puppet: elguerodiablo: Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.

Come on dude. You never saw the one where Dr J's arm was like 10 feet long?


That's nothing, once I saw MJ extend his arm to dunk from halfcourt.

/Best basketball movie ever
 
2012-06-09 09:50:03 PM  

Mr. J 13: No T for hanging on the rim?


Poison tipped tacks on the rim would take care of that.
 
2012-06-09 09:50:39 PM  
My favorite play of the first half was when LeBron acted like he got fouled and then biatched about the no call.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:11 PM  
Guess I can watch some of this hockey game for once, actually looks like a good game.
 
2012-06-09 09:51:56 PM  
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Waiting on the main event.
 
2012-06-09 09:52:14 PM  

you are a puppet: elguerodiablo: Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.

Come on dude. You never saw the one where Dr J's arm was like 10 feet long?


No no no... that Bird to Ainge to DJ to Bird full court without a dribble was the best... or some lineup similar.
 
2012-06-09 09:52:19 PM  
My favorite halftime show is on ESPN right now.
 
2012-06-09 09:53:01 PM  

Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.


I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.
 
2012-06-09 09:53:49 PM  
Stupid hockey having their intermission during the NBA halftime, guess I can't watch it.
 
2012-06-09 09:54:10 PM  

you are a puppet: elguerodiablo: Wow. That Wade-James fast break was the best I think Ive ever seen. I dont like those dicks but they sure can ball.

Come on dude. You never saw the one where Dr J's arm was like 10 feet long?


I have not. Im gonna youtube that business.
 
2012-06-09 09:55:04 PM  
Gonna watch the rest of Book of Eli... or as I like to call it, the dumbest movie of ALL TIME!
 
2012-06-09 09:56:02 PM  

elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.


Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.
 
2012-06-09 09:59:17 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.


He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.
 
2012-06-09 10:00:35 PM  
"Well win or lose Lebron will still have his championship trophy from CP3's bowling tournament.

When it comes to guys that can bowl under pressure......Lebron is your man."

Stolen from the ESPN comments section.
 
2012-06-09 10:01:53 PM  
Why can't John Malkovich start talking to Siri like "Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich... Malkovich!"
 
2012-06-09 10:01:57 PM  

babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.


Plus with the three boobed chick you can titty bang and motorboat at the same time
 
2012-06-09 10:02:47 PM  

babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.


Because you have a decent sample size to make the decision?
 
2012-06-09 10:03:02 PM  

TheJoe03: "Well win or lose Lebron will still have his championship trophy from CP3's bowling tournament.

When it comes to guys that can bowl under pressure......Lebron is your man."

Stolen from the ESPN comments section.


I always figured a combination bowling alley/shooting range would be the ultimate man cave at the house.
 
2012-06-09 10:03:13 PM  
Hey everybody. Sorry I'm late.

Let's party...
 
2012-06-09 10:05:19 PM  

CavalierEternal: Let's party...


We need some hookers and blow to really party.
 
2012-06-09 10:05:23 PM  

pissedoffmick: babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.

Because you have a decent sample size to make the decision?


What I find interesting in this that my spell check says boobed is a legit word.
 
2012-06-09 10:05:27 PM  
Now I figure if Miami is going to win, there will be some quick fouls called against Boston.

Rondo got one already.
 
2012-06-09 10:06:00 PM  

poughdrew: Why can't John Malkovich start talking to Siri like "Malkovich? Malkovich, Malkovich... Malkovich!"


Hey Malkovich! Think fast! *chucks beer can*
 
2012-06-09 10:06:13 PM  

TheJoe03: CavalierEternal: Let's party...

We need some hookers and blow to really party.


Well, the game is in Miami...
 
2012-06-09 10:06:58 PM  
I'm passing half time trying to understand My Little Pony. Is this advised?
 
2012-06-09 10:07:28 PM  
Threeball, Battier.
 
2012-06-09 10:07:58 PM  

rmcooper4: I'm passing half time trying to understand My Little Pony. Is this advised?


Dude, just leave this one alone. Trust me.
 
2012-06-09 10:08:09 PM  
Geez. Miami is getting called for fouls. Maybe it's going to be called fairly.
 
2012-06-09 10:09:11 PM  
Thanks for just going up with that layup, Rondo.
 
2012-06-09 10:10:50 PM  
My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.
 
2012-06-09 10:11:26 PM  
Has Stan Van ever had a problem with any foul called against Boston?
 
2012-06-09 10:11:34 PM  

robsul82: Threeball, Battier.


I miss cheering him without feeling cold and empty inside.
 
2012-06-09 10:11:38 PM  
Am I the only one who is surprised Van Gundy manages to get his much off of LeBron's dick long enough to commentate?
 
2012-06-09 10:11:57 PM  
As a LA native it pains me to say this, go Celtics.

\hate LeFraud
 
2012-06-09 10:12:31 PM  

babysealclubber: Am I the only one who is surprised Van Gundy manages to get his mouth off of LeBron's dick long enough to commentate?


Fixed it
 
2012-06-09 10:12:56 PM  

jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.


Now that you mention it yes. It definately is more interesting with the Celts up for some reson. Weird.
 
2012-06-09 10:13:01 PM  
fark!
 
2012-06-09 10:13:42 PM  

pissedoffmick: babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.

Because you have a decent sample size to make the decision?


Sure.
 
2012-06-09 10:14:31 PM  
So the object of the game for Miami is to get Rondo his second technical?
 
2012-06-09 10:14:45 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Threeball, Battier.

I miss cheering him without feeling cold and empty inside.


Cool for me, I can just go on hating.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:16 PM  

babysealclubber: babysealclubber: Am I the only one who is surprised Van Gundy manages to get his mouth off of LeBron's dick long enough to commentate?

Fixed it


Fixed or not, you're wrong. This guy has been practically openly rooting for the Celtics for most of this season.
 
2012-06-09 10:15:36 PM  

jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.


I think they would be more gnashing of teeth and all if the roles were reversed, but objectively speaking, it hasn't been a bad game. A few questionable calls but that's about it.
 
2012-06-09 10:16:24 PM  

jaylectricity: babysealclubber: babysealclubber: Am I the only one who is surprised Van Gundy manages to get his mouth off of LeBron's dick long enough to commentate?

Fixed it

Fixed or not, you're wrong. This guy has been practically openly rooting for the Celtics for most of this season series.


Dammit...haha, fixed.
 
2012-06-09 10:16:32 PM  

elguerodiablo: jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.

Now that you mention it yes. It definately is more interesting with the Celts up for some reson. Weird.


I think it's because they're the underdog.
 
2012-06-09 10:16:54 PM  

robsul82: cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Threeball, Battier.

I miss cheering him without feeling cold and empty inside.

Cool for me, I can just go on hating.


I'm sure I'll get there eventually.
 
2012-06-09 10:17:37 PM  

jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.


You mean a bunch of people that are rooting for the Celtics or against the ahead are more interested with the Heat losing?

wut
 
2012-06-09 10:17:43 PM  
Celtics forgetting how to pass.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:16 PM  

elguerodiablo: jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.

Now that you mention it yes. It definately is more interesting with the Celts up for some reson. Weird.


The Celtics haven't been able to hold a lead. When the Heat are up I just think they're going to blow them out.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:53 PM  
The goddamn iPhone can't get shiat right, but it will make sure the i is lowercase and the p is capitalized.
 
2012-06-09 10:18:53 PM  

jaylectricity: jaylectricity: babysealclubber: babysealclubber: Am I the only one who is surprised Van Gundy manages to get his mouth off of LeBron's dick long enough to commentate?

Fixed it

Fixed or not, you're wrong. This guy has been practically openly rooting for the Celtics for most of this season series.

Dammit...haha, fixed.


You must be getting a different broadcast. He almost cried when LeBron fouled out and started saying there should be 7 fouls and fouls shouldn't matter
 
2012-06-09 10:18:58 PM  

babysealclubber: pissedoffmick: babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.

Because you have a decent sample size to make the decision?

Sure.


Belladonna's movie F*ck Face disagrees with you. It proves repeatedly that three chicks can give a helluva blowjob. Especially when their getting competitive over it.

Unless your saying that the 3 chicks are just tip smootchers and the one is skilled. Then you'd be right.
 
2012-06-09 10:19:27 PM  
I think it's about time for #4 on KJ
 
2012-06-09 10:19:55 PM  

RepoManTSM: elguerodiablo: jaylectricity: My subjective opinion doesn't count (because I'm rooting for the Celtics) but does it seem to everybody else that this is a great ball game because the Celtics are up by 5-10? I mean if the Heat were up by 5-10 nobody would really care.

Now that you mention it yes. It definately is more interesting with the Celts up for some reson. Weird.

The Celtics haven't been able to hold a lead. When the Heat are up I just think they're going to blow them out.


In a 3-3 series the Celtics have been able to keep a lead exactly as often as the Heat.
 
2012-06-09 10:20:05 PM  
Someone should think about stopping ball
 
2012-06-09 10:20:11 PM  
F*ck, this is starting to remind me way too much of game six.
 
2012-06-09 10:21:13 PM  

bulldg4life: Someone should think about stopping ball


That's a novel idea.
 
2012-06-09 10:21:25 PM  
Just to stop any momentum, Wade and James have decided to start taking 18 foot jumpers
 
2012-06-09 10:21:34 PM  
Rondo only has 2 more points than Chalmers. Thats not going to get it done.
 
2012-06-09 10:23:26 PM  

CavalierEternal: F*ck, this is starting to remind me way too much of game six.


Then I'll have to question your observational skills.
 
2012-06-09 10:23:53 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Rondo only has 2 more points than Chalmers


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2012-06-09 10:24:38 PM  

CavalierEternal: F*ck, this is starting to remind me way too much of game six.


How so? IIRC, by this time the LeBron was in full-on blowout mode with the occasional basket from his teammates. It wasn't even close.
 
2012-06-09 10:25:25 PM  

jaylectricity: CavalierEternal: F*ck, this is starting to remind me way too much of game six.

Then I'll have to question your observational skills.


More specifically, the point mid-to-late in the second quarter where, after Managing to match Miami fairly well to that point, they started making bad passes, taking bad shots, not being able to play defense.

You're right to question my observational skills, though.
 
2012-06-09 10:27:24 PM  
Yikes, 4th on PP. KG with only 3 but he's been on the bench a lot.
 
2012-06-09 10:27:48 PM  
James is a real dick to Chalmers.
 
2012-06-09 10:28:31 PM  

pissedoffmick: James is a real dick to Chalmers.

 
2012-06-09 10:28:42 PM  
James and Wade are getting on Chalmers.

This is becoming personal.
 
2012-06-09 10:29:54 PM  
Cmon, Chalmers =/= LBJ, you might be able to draw a charge if you get in front of him...
 
2012-06-09 10:30:56 PM  
Mario Chalmers = TRUTH
 
2012-06-09 10:30:59 PM  
Wait, Rondo can shoot 3s??
 
2012-06-09 10:31:00 PM  
YEAH RONDO!
 
2012-06-09 10:31:04 PM  
Threeball Hondo
 
2012-06-09 10:31:05 PM  
James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT
 
2012-06-09 10:31:10 PM  
Battier and Rondo making 3's? What is this sorcery?
 
2012-06-09 10:31:19 PM  

pissedoffmick: James is a real dick to Chalmers.


Wtf is that all about? Chalmers scoring too many points?
 
2012-06-09 10:31:22 PM  
Hondo Time!
 
2012-06-09 10:31:31 PM  
Well you don't want to let that dinosaur out there all alone.
 
2012-06-09 10:31:56 PM  

TheManofPA: James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT


Sorry James 14 FT
 
2012-06-09 10:32:49 PM  
Awesome. One quarter to decide who gets their collective face torn off by the Thunder.
 
2012-06-09 10:33:00 PM  
73-73 Boston/Miami, 12:00 4th.

The ECF comes down to one quarter.
 
2012-06-09 10:33:17 PM  

babysealclubber: pissedoffmick: James is a real dick to Chalmers.

Wtf is that all about? Chalmers scoring too many points?


Been like that all year. I don't know why but he (and DW) look like bullies. They sure as hell don't call one another out when one is sucking.
 
2012-06-09 10:33:19 PM  
Can't ask for anything more than a tie game going into the 4th quarter of a game 7.
 
2012-06-09 10:33:35 PM  

elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.


That's why you put the titty in the middle. It answers questions without saying anything.
 
2012-06-09 10:33:40 PM  

TheManofPA: James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT


I hate to be all 'IAmRight', but Miami and James in particular have clearly been more aggressive in driving to the basket and drawing the contact.
 
2012-06-09 10:34:25 PM  
I'm really worried about the 4th Q.

We are looking at the whole James 14-Boston 15 FT. Boston 18 fouls to 11 with PP at 4 and Wade/James/Bosh at 4. This just makes me real worried that because of foul trouble Heat get the easy shots and a few extra calls to put someone out of the game.

/very scared
 
2012-06-09 10:36:06 PM  

oMaJoJ: babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.

Plus with the three boobed chick you can titty bang and motorboat at the same time


You're much more flexible than I am.
 
2012-06-09 10:36:07 PM  

poughdrew: Battier and Rondo making 3's? What is this sorcery?


Well, that's Battier's job. Either he does it or doesn't.
 
2012-06-09 10:36:47 PM  

jaylectricity: poughdrew: Battier and Rondo making 3's? What is this sorcery?

Well, that's Battier's job. Either he does it or doesn't.


You PLAY TO MAKE THE SHOTS

YOU PLAY TO MAKE THE SHOTS

/got nothing
 
2012-06-09 10:37:26 PM  

TheManofPA: jaylectricity: poughdrew: Battier and Rondo making 3's? What is this sorcery?

Well, that's Battier's job. Either he does it or doesn't.

You PLAY TO MAKE THE SHOTS

YOU PLAY TO MAKE THE SHOTS


THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!
 
2012-06-09 10:37:52 PM  
We've secretly replaced Bosh with Reggie Miller. Let's see of anyone notices.
 
2012-06-09 10:37:53 PM  
Boshtrich with another three, WTF is this
 
2012-06-09 10:37:55 PM  
AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK
 
2012-06-09 10:38:22 PM  
Rondo looks like he's the only one who wants this thing.
 
2012-06-09 10:38:53 PM  
Geez, Heat are going to be in the bonus with 8 minutes to go
 
2012-06-09 10:39:24 PM  

man metaphysical: AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK


I'M A MAN! I'M 40!
 
2012-06-09 10:39:29 PM  
Oh, what the shiat was THAT, Boston?!
 
2012-06-09 10:39:32 PM  

oMaJoJ: TheManofPA: James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT

I hate to be all 'IAmRight', but Miami and James in particular have clearly been more aggressive in driving to the basket and drawing the contact.


I have no idea why Rondo isn't driving and finishing. He gets deep into the paint then turns around and runs away.
 
2012-06-09 10:39:39 PM  
Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Waaaaaaaaaaaaaade
 
2012-06-09 10:39:55 PM  

man metaphysical: AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK


Oh Gawd....we are going to have to crown their asses aren't we?
 
2012-06-09 10:40:04 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: oMaJoJ: TheManofPA: James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT

I hate to be all 'IAmRight', but Miami and James in particular have clearly been more aggressive in driving to the basket and drawing the contact.

I have no idea why Rondo isn't driving and finishing. He gets deep into the paint then turns around and runs away.


He doesn't want to shoot free throws
 
2012-06-09 10:41:07 PM  
too many passes green guys...
 
2012-06-09 10:41:10 PM  
So....what's the record for most minutes without ever having a foul? If this goes into OT, James could beat it right?
 
2012-06-09 10:41:20 PM  
That could've been on PP
 
2012-06-09 10:42:11 PM  
Get it, Ray-Ray!
 
2012-06-09 10:42:56 PM  
LeBron can't hit that shot when they are trailing...
 
2012-06-09 10:43:03 PM  

bulldg4life: TheShavingofOccam123: oMaJoJ: TheManofPA: James 13 FT
Boston 15 FT

I hate to be all 'IAmRight', but Miami and James in particular have clearly been more aggressive in driving to the basket and drawing the contact.

I have no idea why Rondo isn't driving and finishing. He gets deep into the paint then turns around and runs away.

He doesn't want to shoot free throws


I don't think he has to worry about that this quarter. I don't forsee many Boston FTs unless Stern calls in for the epic lulz (i.e. The Heat are better as nonchamps, let's flip the script)
 
2012-06-09 10:43:35 PM  
BIg shot by RayRay. This might come down to the wire.
 
2012-06-09 10:44:25 PM  

HighZoolander: oMaJoJ: babysealclubber: TheShavingofOccam123: elguerodiablo: Zombie Hitler: RepoManTSM: That Total Recall remake better have the three boobed lady.

Or three one boobed women. I demand an odd number of titties in that movie.

I texted this to my friend. His response was:

One three boobed is much better than three one boobed. The later is just a breast cancer Lifetime movie.

Tell your friend he's full of crap.

Think about this very slowly. One guy. Three mouths. Yeah.

He still has one dick. I prefer an awesome blowjob from one girl versus a mediocre one from three.

Plus with the three boobed chick you can titty bang and motorboat at the same time

You're much more flexible than I am.


Thats what I was thinking. If you could reach that you could.... well lets just say you wouldn't even need to leave the house.

One of my friends was really into yoga for a while and the studio he went to had some challenge where you had to do some stuff in a certain time period Im not sure I dont really listen when people talk about Yoga. So I started telling our other friends that the Yoga Challenge was self-fellation to completion. A couple weeks later we're out and he comes up to us all proud and says "Hey guys I just completed the Yoga Challenge." We laughed for a long time.
 
2012-06-09 10:44:39 PM  
Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.
 
2012-06-09 10:44:42 PM  
Ray Allen is the man.
 
2012-06-09 10:44:46 PM  
Boston has had terrible shot selection tonight and a few tricky-tack fouls, they will be lucky to win this if the don't start playing better on the offensive end.

/predicts a few bad forced shots by pierce coming up
 
2012-06-09 10:45:31 PM  
Miami better get out on a run and open up a lead. They don't win very many close games.
 
2012-06-09 10:46:36 PM  

karmaceutical: Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.


God, I just had a flashback. 18 year old Uma Thurman! Jeeeesus.
 
2012-06-09 10:47:03 PM  
Stop ball?
 
2012-06-09 10:47:10 PM  
Dammit Boston, just put all five guys in the lane and pray they can't hit jumpers.
 
2012-06-09 10:47:30 PM  
That squealing fan is driving me crazy. Jesus, shut her up..
 
2012-06-09 10:47:48 PM  
that was a monster dunk
 
2012-06-09 10:47:48 PM  
Pierce is hurting the C's right now.
 
2012-06-09 10:48:03 PM  
These black fellas are pretty good at the basketball.

What ever happened to Rick Barry?

Did he finally retire?
 
2012-06-09 10:48:08 PM  

Zombie Hitler: karmaceutical: Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.

God, I just had a flashback. 18 year old Uma Thurman! Jeeeesus.


What the heck is going on here.....
 
2012-06-09 10:48:15 PM  

Zombie Hitler: karmaceutical: Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.

God, I just had a flashback. 18 year old Uma Thurman! Jeeeesus.


I became a teenage spank artist when that movie made it to video.
 
2012-06-09 10:48:26 PM  
Rondo could at least draw fouls if he did what James just did. Push the ball like Doc said.
 
2012-06-09 10:49:47 PM  

pjlawrence81: Miami better get out on a run and open up a lead. They don't win very many close games.


Im hoping for it coming down to a one possession game with Miami having last shot. I can't decide who LeBron should pass it to to jit the game winner for him this time. Maybe Super Nintendo Chalmers.
 
2012-06-09 10:49:59 PM  

karmaceutical: Zombie Hitler: karmaceutical: Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.

God, I just had a flashback. 18 year old Uma Thurman! Jeeeesus.

I became a teenage spank artist when that movie made it to video.


lol, no shame in that.
 
2012-06-09 10:50:33 PM  

TheManofPA: Zombie Hitler: karmaceutical: Siri, show me those pictures of the time I sucked on Uma's titties when they were round and awesome.

God, I just had a flashback. 18 year old Uma Thurman! Jeeeesus.

What the heck is going on here.....


John Malkovich had several love scenes with nekkid Uma Thurman in Dangerous Liasons ca 1988
 
2012-06-09 10:50:51 PM  
THANK YOU, ESPN, FOR SHOWING US THE LEBRON JAMES DECISION FOOTAGE THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
 
2012-06-09 10:50:55 PM  

ksdanj: These black fellas are pretty good at the basketball.

What ever happened to Rick Barry?

Did he finally retire?


If his jacket at the Mullin ceremony is any indication, he's working very hard on a ranch, or acting in a straight gay parody theater.
 
2012-06-09 10:51:18 PM  
How is Bosh hitting these?
 
2012-06-09 10:51:24 PM  

oMaJoJ: Boshtrich with another three, WTF is this

 
2012-06-09 10:51:34 PM  
There is no statue of limitation on your stupidity Stan Van
 
2012-06-09 10:51:48 PM  
lol, those are fouls when Pierce goes up in NY.
 
2012-06-09 10:52:19 PM  

RepoManTSM: There is no statue of limitation on your stupidity Stan Van


Who are you Dwight Howard? Why bring Stan into this?
 
2012-06-09 10:52:19 PM  
Splooo-osh!!
 
2012-06-09 10:52:21 PM  
bring out the wheelchair. Pierce is gonna need it!
 
2012-06-09 10:52:45 PM  
Bosh just did the "Confidence!" song from that one car commercial.
 
2012-06-09 10:52:56 PM  

Zombie Hitler: lol, those are fouls when Pierce goes up in NY.


They're fouls when it's Lebron also.
 
2012-06-09 10:53:04 PM  
I'm sorry, but LeBron is wearing a double wide headband to hide the fivehead

It continues to bother me
 
2012-06-09 10:53:06 PM  
Tell that biatch to shut up. biatch be cool.
 
2012-06-09 10:53:11 PM  
Come on Boston! Spoil this love-fest!
 
2012-06-09 10:53:56 PM  
Ok, time to switch Bass off of James.
 
2012-06-09 10:53:58 PM  
Just a note...ESPN has completely stopped showing replays where they know the call is wrong.
 
2012-06-09 10:54:16 PM  

bulldg4life: I'm sorry, but LeBron is wearing a double wide headband to hide the fivehead

It continues to bother me


head spanx
 
2012-06-09 10:54:41 PM  
Have the celtics had any offensive rebounds (or even defensive rebounds it would appear )
 
2012-06-09 10:54:57 PM  
is that really a rfarking kick ball?
 
2012-06-09 10:55:11 PM  
Dagger.
 
2012-06-09 10:55:15 PM  
Boston is just toying with the Miami fans, before sending them home angry and butthurt for another off-season of stealing car stereos. right? RIGHT?!