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(Oregon Live)   What's worse than being high on drugs and plowing your car into a crime scene? Being high on drugs while masturbating and plowing your car into a crime scene   (oregonlive.com) divider line 14
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2012-06-09 12:07:52 PM
2 votes:
I knew this had to be a guy. Women can't drive a stick.
2012-06-09 11:56:15 AM
2 votes:
Here he is in happier times:

www.wildsoundmovies.com
2012-06-09 10:33:24 AM
2 votes:
Did he finish?
2012-06-09 03:45:03 AM
2 votes:
That's not even a fivehead, that's like a twelvehead.
2012-06-09 07:48:31 PM
1 votes:
At the crime scene, lol

/good tweet, good tweet
2012-06-09 01:18:37 PM
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: I knew this had to be a guy. Women can't drive a stick.


I know this is both a double entendre and a troll remark but I'll bite- never owned an automatic in my life. Owned five cars, all manual transmission. I'm a pro with the stick.

/Freudian slip mebbe
2012-06-09 12:54:48 PM
1 votes:
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So, did he cum or what?
2012-06-09 12:00:24 PM
1 votes:
Well, at least he got to plow SOMETHING.
2012-06-09 11:53:24 AM
1 votes:

Gergesa: I don't know it seems to me that this might lead to a more intense climax. I will need some volunteers to participate in a study on this matter.


Is this auto-erotic asphyxiation?
2012-06-09 11:52:04 AM
1 votes:
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Looks like the bastard son of Baron von Raschke.
2012-06-09 11:46:55 AM
1 votes:
What's worse than being high on drugs and plowing your car into a crime scene? Being high on drugs while masturbating and plowing your car into a crime scene.

How about texting while doing all the above?
2012-06-09 08:34:42 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: This makes me feel light hearted for some reason.


Smoking meth and jerking off while stealing a car is as American as Mom and Apple Pie. I wanna see the Norman Rockwell version of it.
2012-06-09 03:33:29 AM
1 votes:
When one of the officers confronted Signalness about his masturbation and the pornography on the front passenger seat, Signalness reportedly replied "You caught me red-handed."

They sure did.
2012-06-09 03:16:15 AM
1 votes:
media.oregonlive.com

But he seems like such a nice young man.
 
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