AbbeySomeone: This makes me feel light hearted for some reason.
dickfreckle: /ah, damn the car wasn't stolen//sorry, I just assumedA man who was intoxicated and masturbating to pornography when he drove a stolen car through the crime scene tape surrounding the homicide of a teen-age boy last year will not have to register as a sex offender.
Gergesa: I don't know it seems to me that this might lead to a more intense climax. I will need some volunteers to participate in a study on this matter.
Mr. Potatoass: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x224]Looks like the bastard son of Baron von Raschke.
vartian: When one of the officers confronted Signalness about his masturbation and the pornography on the front passenger seat, Signalness reportedly replied "You caught me red-handed."They sure did.
whither_apophis: Gergesa: I don't know it seems to me that this might lead to a more intense climax. I will need some volunteers to participate in a study on this matter.Is this auto-erotic asphyxiation?
vudukungfu: "When you're on your meds and you're off drugs, it's clear to me you're really a decent person,"
dickfreckle: AbbeySomeone: This makes me feel light hearted for some reason.Smoking meth and jerking off while stealing a car is as American as Mom and Apple Pie. I wanna see the Norman Rockwell version of it.
dstanley: I'm hoping someone else will post the cartoon character he looks like./can't remember the name
Ed Finnerty: Did he finish?
Porous Horace: If he came at the very moment that he crashed the car it would've been all worth it. It's not called 'climax' for nothing.Also, he looks like the guy from Community.
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