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(The Sun)   Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll where he was going to play JFK, because what does he have in common with a handsome, laid-back, alpha male chick magnet with a perfect smile and one smooth, sexy accent?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 59
    More: Silly, Matthew McConaughey, human beings, JFK, Peaches Geldof, Gordon Smart, Forest Whitaker, Jackie Kennedy, Gary Barlow  
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2012-06-09 02:56:09 AM
Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

That's what I love about rolls... You keep getting older and they stay warm and moist.
 
2012-06-09 02:59:34 AM

NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

That's what I love about rolls... You keep getting older and they stay warm and moist.


I had a really tasty whole wheat roll with my dinner Friday night. Slathered with whipped butter too. Mmmmmm!
 
2012-06-09 04:36:42 AM

NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

That's what I love about rolls... You keep getting older and they stay warm and moist.


I see we've covered what needed to be covered. Nothing more to see here. Good night.
 
2012-06-09 04:52:56 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

That's what I love about rolls... You keep getting older and they stay warm and moist.

I see we've covered what needed to be covered. Nothing more to see here. Good night.


Heh! Good night.
 
2012-06-09 08:41:16 AM
He must have found out that the role required wearing a shirt.
 
2012-06-09 08:50:01 AM
Hey man, you got a roll? It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
 
2012-06-09 08:50:08 AM

bronyaur1: He must have found out that the role required wearing a shirt.


Done in five.
 
2012-06-09 09:23:27 AM
Spellling Thread!
 
2012-06-09 11:08:02 AM

NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll


Now see, I thought he was in some sort of dive roll. Maybe he was doing parkour to escape an assassination attempt from the book depository, I don't know.
 
2012-06-09 11:22:16 AM

TwistedIvory: NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

Now see, I thought he was in some sort of dive roll. Maybe he was doing parkour to escape an assassination attempt from the book depository, I don't know.


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They're delicious, but I cant see how they'd stop an assassination.
 
2012-06-09 12:36:42 PM
Bad mistake, Subby.

The proper phrase is "pulled OFF of a roll".

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2012-06-09 12:38:43 PM
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2012-06-09 12:40:02 PM
Is this Matt guy a gymnast of some sort?
 
2012-06-09 12:45:33 PM

NewportBarGuy: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

That's what I love about rolls... You keep getting older and they stay warm and moist.


Looks like he pulled out just in time I might add...

weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
 
2012-06-09 12:45:38 PM
Maybe he wanted to do a barrel roll.
 
2012-06-09 12:46:10 PM
My first Amendment? We all take off our shirts. It'd be a lot cooler if we did.
 
2012-06-09 12:46:57 PM
He did this to take the part of playing a biscuit.


It's going to be delicious!


/Roll, roll, roll your boat
 
2012-06-09 12:51:45 PM
Sigh. I mental pictured Owen Wilson. And was very confused.
 
2012-06-09 12:56:42 PM
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I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!
 
2012-06-09 01:09:08 PM
He pulled out of a roll in the hay? Guess it's because he's getting married.
 
2012-06-09 01:22:31 PM
Are there really people outwith New England who actually found President Kennedy's accent sexy?
 
2012-06-09 01:23:44 PM
Someone smart and funny needs to make a joke here about g forces.

/hurry up
//my taxes pay your salary
 
2012-06-09 01:30:54 PM
Subby, are you saying that JFK's accent was smooth and sexy?



BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2012-06-09 01:31:10 PM

xpisblack: Are there really people outwith New England who actually found President Kennedy's accent sexy?


Girls in Texas really seemed to love my friend's South Boston accent. It made me vomit in my own mouth. Well, girls in Killeen will "love" anything that will get them the hell out of Killeen. So, I guess that's a bad comparison.
 
2012-06-09 01:31:45 PM
We need a worst headline award on Fark.
 
2012-06-09 01:32:09 PM

xpisblack: Are there really people outwith New England who actually found President Kennedy's accent sexy?


The Kennedy accent is NOT a New England accent. It is actually an oddball mix of old and New England accents. The Kennedy clan (of that era) were all privately schooled in places like Oxford. The fact that they were the RICHEST family in New England is what brought the ladies running more than the accent.
 
2012-06-09 01:36:10 PM

One Bad Apple: xpisblack: Are there really people outwith New England who actually found President Kennedy's accent sexy?

The Kennedy accent is NOT a New England accent. It is actually an oddball mix of old and New England accents. The Kennedy clan (of that era) were all privately schooled in places like Oxford. The fact that they were the RICHEST family in New England is what brought the ladies running more than the accent.


Mary Joe should have focused more on swimming than running.

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2012-06-09 01:42:25 PM
Did anybody notice that subby misspelt 'role'?
 
2012-06-09 01:44:56 PM
Always preferred a nice liver, but a warm roll might be good too.
 
2012-06-09 01:47:22 PM
I'd like to see him pull a nose out of a roll.
 
2012-06-09 01:54:08 PM

Mildot: Mary Joe should have focused more on swimming than running.


What's your take on Laura Bush killing someone with her car? Horrified and scandalized I'm sure?
 
2012-06-09 02:01:49 PM
You know who else is famous for pulling out of a roll?

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2012-06-09 02:02:28 PM
Pastry f*cker.
 
2012-06-09 02:04:08 PM

One Bad Apple: The Kennedy accent is NOT a New England accent. It is actually an oddball mix of old and New England accents.


Of course it is a New England accent. A peculiar and now slightly dated one, sure, and certainly not exactly a Boston accent, but it's well within the spectrum of New England accents. I don't think President Kennedy's ill month at the LSE did much to alter his accent, and the bits of UK-English he got from his parents had more to do with New England's sense of class and wealth w/r/t accent than anything else-- and such influences can still be heard in New England today. Less prominently, now that Peter Gomes is dead, but that was their version of the stereotype of the Boston Brahmin accent.

NewportBarGuy: Well, girls in Killeen will "love" anything that will get them the hell out of Killeen.


This is also my experience with Belton, which makes sense.
 
2012-06-09 02:22:52 PM
Who are they going to get to play Marilyn Monroe?
 
2012-06-09 02:26:20 PM
Roll? Really? c'mon, man...
 
2012-06-09 02:27:46 PM
subby: Matthew McConaughey pulls out of a roll

Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf?

/ DNRTRestOfTheHeadline
 
2012-06-09 02:38:10 PM
He's an asshole.
 
2012-06-09 02:43:00 PM
Have people actually heard tapes of JFK? His voice was terrible.

theorellior: Mildot: Mary Joe should have focused more on swimming than running.

What's your take on Laura Bush killing someone with her car? Horrified and scandalized I'm sure?


Nice equivalency, entirely relevant and perfectly rational.
 
2012-06-09 03:00:06 PM
I pull things out of a roll when I need to wipe my ass.

www.loorolls.com
 
2012-06-09 03:05:19 PM

WickerNipple: We need a worst headline award on Fark.




No, FARK just needs a link to the submitter of every headline. Out these FARKERS. Mostly, so I can stick their stupid asses on block. And make that block active to each idiotic headline that they submit also. I won't miss them.
 
2012-06-09 03:05:57 PM

LesserEvil: I pull things out of a roll when I need to wipe my ass.

[www.loorolls.com image 300x276]


Umm... you're sposta use the paper... not the cardboard tube.

Did you think all that soft paper was just for shipping?
 
2012-06-09 03:21:58 PM
VOTE QUIMBY!
 
2012-06-09 03:23:56 PM

Crude: WickerNipple: We need a worst headline award on Fark.



No, FARK just needs a link to the submitter of every headline. Out these FARKERS. Mostly, so I can stick their stupid asses on block. And make that block active to each idiotic headline that they submit also. I won't miss them.


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2012-06-09 03:29:05 PM

theorellior: Mildot: Mary Joe should have focused more on swimming than running.

What's your take on Laura Bush killing someone with her car? Horrified and scandalized I'm sure?


Something something apples, something oranges something something.
 
2012-06-09 03:46:31 PM

weirdneighbour: Is this Matt guy a gymnast of some sort?


I'm pretty sure he's a Libra.
 
2012-06-09 03:47:50 PM
Matt stinks. I mean, the man reeks.

Kennedy wore a lot of suits. Nobody wants to be on a set where Matthew McConaughey is running around in suits all day.
 
2012-06-09 04:31:34 PM
Back and to the left.
 
2012-06-09 04:43:36 PM

FLMountainMan: Nice equivalency, entirely relevant and perfectly rational.


I'm sorry, he struck first with his dumbass Chappaquiddick trollfarkery, I figured a mild logical fallacy to point out his misconduct would be acceptable. Unless you think there's a good reason someone should post pictures of Mary Jo Kopechne in an Entertainment tab thread that mentions JFK, not Teddy?
 
2012-06-09 05:05:27 PM
There was only one actor capable of playing JFK.

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