PowerSlacker: I take it they were joyriding with his penis inside of her.
ecl: PowerSlacker: I take it they were joyriding with his penis inside of her.I was going to say that you bastard.
Kurmudgeon: FTA:"Sheriff Hitchcock says that since a riding lawn mower is not considered an off-road vehicle, no charges will be filed"Ahh what a shame, none of those nice profitable fines will be collected. I'm surprised the sheriff didn't think of some obscure thing like excessive lawn mower passenger capacity to charge them with.Oh well, I'm sure he'll get them next time.
Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?
JohnCarter: Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?It's Tennessee - I would assume Schlitz or PBR
Evil Mackerel: JohnCarter: Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?It's Tennessee - I would assume Schlitz or PBRSteel reserve.
Buffet: How - and WHY were they both on the mower???
oukewldave: The article left out alcohol being a factor. How can it not be?
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