I take it they were joyriding with his penis inside of her.

PowerSlacker: I take it they were joyriding with his penis inside of her.

I was going to say that you bastard.

The article left out alcohol being a factor. How can it not be?

Was the case of Coors Light okay?

Not an off-road vehicle! Where the hell does he mow?

ecl: PowerSlacker: I take it they were joyriding with his penis inside of her.

I was going to say that you bastard.

Good, I thought 'riding lawnmower' was a sexual euphemism in Michigan.

Feel like if you lose control of a riding mower, you can just jump off.

This story will become an epic thriller movie.

FTA:"Sheriff Hitchcock says that since a riding lawn mower is not considered an off-road vehicle, no charges will be filed"

Ahh what a shame, none of those nice profitable fines will be collected. I'm surprised the sheriff didn't think of some obscure thing like excessive lawn mower passenger capacity to charge them with.
Oh well, I'm sure he'll get them next time.

Kurmudgeon: FTA:"Sheriff Hitchcock says that since a riding lawn mower is not considered an off-road vehicle, no charges will be filed"

Ahh what a shame, none of those nice profitable fines will be collected. I'm surprised the sheriff didn't think of some obscure thing like excessive lawn mower passenger capacity to charge them with.
Oh well, I'm sure he'll get them next time.

They probably deserve some kind of punishment for being dumbasses though.

Now CMU won't get their waterboy dream championship they've been waiting for.

Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?

It's Tennessee - I would assume Schlitz or PBR

JohnCarter: Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?

It's Tennessee - I would assume Schlitz or PBR

Steel reserve.

Oh it's Tennessee. That explains pretty much everything.

Kurmudgeon: FTA:"Sheriff Hitchcock says that since a riding lawn mower is not considered an off-road vehicle, no charges will be filed"

Ahh what a shame, none of those nice profitable fines will be collected. I'm surprised the sheriff didn't think of some obscure thing like excessive lawn mower passenger capacity to charge them with.
Oh well, I'm sure he'll get them next time.

As a victim of a car crash and having an ticket-hungry officer chase the ambulance back to ER to cite me while I may have been at death's door, I say FARK the goddamn cops.

Got out of the ticket, though, But it cost me money and time. To serve and protect. Riiiight.

Let me guess. No power steering + almost first time driver?

/Seriously, it took me almost a week to consistently get to the point where I could pull out of the turn in the direction I wanted to be going, because you need to stop turning well before your turn ends.

Evil Mackerel: JohnCarter: Ed Finnerty: Was the case of Coors Light okay?

It's Tennessee - I would assume Schlitz or PBR

Steel reserve.

Natty or Busch Light probably - cheapest

How - and WHY were they both on the mower???

Im sure they were driving it around a hill and hooked left. not having an ultra low center of gravity.. tippy time... and then it rolled.

Buffet: How - and WHY were they both on the mower???

I answered that at the top of the thread.

He knew how to do it right.



Wouldn't see him going over the high side.

oukewldave: The article left out alcohol being a factor. How can it not be?

Haven't been to Dunlap, have you?

So..the woman was driving?
As a female I'm completely allowed to say, no wonder she crashed the damn thing. Having seen the difficulties my own female relative has trying to park something as stupidly simple as a hyundai, no pity whatsoever. Sorry