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(Daily Mail)   Remember your "girlfriend in Canada?" This woman invented a whole family, including a dying kid, and kept it up for 10 years. Still no cure for cancer   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 6
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2012-06-09 01:20:37 PM
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SharkTrager: And you have no idea how weird it is when you wake up one day and realize you have someone living with you and you never agreed to it.


Sorry about that, dude. I'll be out by Thursday. Swear.
2012-06-09 12:39:01 PM
2 votes:
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I WANT TO BEREAVE
2012-06-09 01:02:05 PM
1 votes:

SharkTrager: I had a girlfriend who:

1) Invented a company she claimed to own.
2) Invented a contract for that company with Rosie O'Donnell.
3) Invented a charity she ran.
4) Invented an uncle with a tow company to have an explanation for why she went out at night.
5) Pretended she owned a house that didn't exist.
6) Claimed her mother had cancer and said that was why she lived with her.

None of it was true. The first 4 were to hide the fact she was a stripper. The last 2 were to hide the fact she was basically homeless.

And you have no idea how weird it is when you wake up one day and realize you have someone living with you and you never agreed to it.


So you got to bang a stripper? Stuck you d*ck in crazy, didn't you? Oh well, we all gotta do it once.
2012-06-09 12:48:47 PM
1 votes:
11 years - she's 22 and using Facebook - eleventy years ago? I uh um - she started this at age eleventy?
#1) this doan add up
#2) I wuz tole there'd be no maths
2012-06-09 12:10:55 PM
1 votes:
I had a girlfriend who:

1) Invented a company she claimed to own.
2) Invented a contract for that company with Rosie O'Donnell.
3) Invented a charity she ran.
4) Invented an uncle with a tow company to have an explanation for why she went out at night.
5) Pretended she owned a house that didn't exist.
6) Claimed her mother had cancer and said that was why she lived with her.

None of it was true. The first 4 were to hide the fact she was a stripper. The last 2 were to hide the fact she was basically homeless.

And you have no idea how weird it is when you wake up one day and realize you have someone living with you and you never agreed to it.
2012-06-09 08:45:20 AM
1 votes:
I'm torn between genuinely feeling sorry for the deep-seated emotional problems causing this charade, and just calling her a c*nt.

Given that polite society precludes me from using the word "coont" as often as I would like to, I'm thinking about taking advantage of this opportunity.
 
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