I remember the time when 'my balls literally exploded' in my pants.

I literally died of shame because I was watching Schindler's List at the time.

/literally

Bigger Boobs or Bust!

Oh you pretty Titty Bang Bang
Titty Titty Bang Bang
We love you.

Tattoos... not hot. Foot tattoos... idiotic trend and really not hot.

Fake tits? Christ. Women who get fake tits are morons. I literally cannot fap to porn stars with fake tits because they're so gross.

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.

In the metric system, that's only like .7 cup sizes.

gerbilpox: phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*

For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever.

/'xcept maybe full frontal
//or actual contact
///but still... B00BIES!!!!
////boobies
//did I mention boobies?
//slashies!

Oh don't I know this. My husband is a boob man. For my boobs of course. But there is no better way to get his attention than for me to flash 'em at him. :)

Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".

One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".

Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.

So I understand completely.... and you are excused. :)

Found another pic of her mother

foxyshadis: When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.

How would you feel about dating a man with breast implants?

kevinboehm: It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.

I shouldn't have clicked on this. This is going to f*ck up what Amazon recommends for me for a while.

Chicka, you have an awesome ass, just let the whole boob thing go.
Just. Let. It. Go.

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

I'm being followed by a nip shadow
nip shadow
nip shadow

Exploding Boobies would be a great name for a rock band.

frozenhotchocolate: I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.

LOL
Dude... Stagger up two threads.

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...

She's waaaaay above Stubby's usual standards.

phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

"I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

Alright, baby-daddy, you fail at the man thing. I'm a generous guy, and I like to help, so I'm going to set you straight. Repeat after me, "Honey, I think you're beautiful. You have nothing to be ashamed of, and [I married you | I'm with you] because I like every part of you. I want for you to be comfortable around me, even when you're nude. Trust me, I love you and your entire body."

I can get you to say the words, Sir, but I can't make you mean them. You're going to have to do that. When you do, you get your man card back. Until then, I'm holding on to it. Procedure.

I have literally exploded onto boobs before but have never had them explode upon me, except perhaps in the metaphorical sense - that when said boobs are first revealed unto the face that the immediacy of contact and the changing dynamic from non-boob to boob world is an "explosion" of booberific boob-experience. But yeah, that's not literal, you wouldn't want that, no, uh, and it would be particularly disturbing if you exploded on someone's boobs and then the boobs exploded right back at you. So, yeah that's just terrible. Hotties with exploding boobs - haunt your dreams.

Sorry about that. I'm so good in the sack that women's breasts literally explode with delight. I probably should not have given her the full treatment so soon after surgery.

NSFW? Nip Shadow?



/coat.hang.nip

With delight?

Smeggy Smurf: RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?

Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland

Caravan fraud.

What a flat chested woman might look like:

I found this disturbingly easy to fap to.

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...

Didn't you see the photo of her mum further down the page?

now I'm terrified my new ones will be rejected too

If only her brain was as big as her new boobs...