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phoxxy: Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.
Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.
cowgirl toffee: I felt the same way when I reached puberty.
gerbilpox: phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.Pics or it didn't happen.Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.*SMACK*For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever./'xcept maybe full frontal//or actual contact///but still... B00BIES!!!!////boobies//did I mention boobies?//slashies!
foxyshadis: When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.
naveline: And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.
kevinboehm: It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.
doglover: Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implantsThis, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)that look very realistic"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)True, but most men will settle for "has warm hole somewhere on body with no teeth in" if there's enough good personality.
frozenhotchocolate: I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.
Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...
phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.
Herb Utsmelz: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]/coat.hang.nip[imgboot.com image 617x456]Har. Check out the visually similar images.
Smeggy Smurf: Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland
SpinStopper: paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)
Smeggy Smurf: RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit......from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland
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