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(The Sun)   Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-06-09 12:04:04 AM
5 votes:
Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.
2012-06-09 03:07:40 AM
4 votes:
"I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

Alright, baby-daddy, you fail at the man thing. I'm a generous guy, and I like to help, so I'm going to set you straight. Repeat after me, "Honey, I think you're beautiful. You have nothing to be ashamed of, and [I married you | I'm with you] because I like every part of you. I want for you to be comfortable around me, even when you're nude. Trust me, I love you and your entire body."

I can get you to say the words, Sir, but I can't make you mean them. You're going to have to do that. When you do, you get your man card back. Until then, I'm holding on to it. Procedure.
2012-06-09 01:26:53 AM
4 votes:
Unfortunately, I don't think she learned the most important lesson of all... if she hadn't been stupid and vain and not had bags of saline shoved into her chest, this never would have happened.
2012-06-10 05:36:17 PM
3 votes:

natawheee: Would you be such a picky bastard if you started to really be into woman but later found out she had to have reconstructive surgery after some horrific accident, cancer, whatever, only to find out those fun bags under her shirt weren't the ones she was born with?

I would hope not.


No, because she would have a legitimate reason to have breast implants, instead of a vain attention whore reason.
2012-06-09 03:38:29 AM
3 votes:
Back when I was younger, the universe was warmer, and a dollar bill was still worth $0.37 I had a girlfriend who was as flat chested as a 10 year old. Nothing but a couple of nips standing up like thumbs. Sweetest girl ever and great in the sack. Nothing is worse than fake boobs. Girls, work on your personality and education, conditioning, and when the right guy comes along he'll not give a damn about your upper thoracic subcutaneous fat deposits. Be happy. Stay natural.
2012-06-09 01:44:18 AM
3 votes:
The real tragedy here is women who think they need to mutilate themselves to feel better about themselves, plus ruining perfectly good breasts.

Fake tits look bad, feel awful, can't move, and overall suck. You're left with two half-globes or full-globes that lost their flexibility, so they're always sticking straight out. They don't sag, they don't swing together or separate, they just sit there like bumps on a log. It's... ugh.
2012-06-09 11:39:44 AM
2 votes:

foxyshadis: Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.


So... wanting women to be the way nature made them is a fetish?

Wow.
2012-06-09 07:00:13 AM
2 votes:
If this cautionary tale stops just one woman from having unnecessary boob implants, then the sacrifice has been worth it!
2012-06-09 05:57:29 AM
2 votes:
Don't have surgery you don't need, there are always risks.

Implants suck blow.
2012-06-09 01:49:34 AM
2 votes:
Tattoos... not hot. Foot tattoos... idiotic trend and really not hot.

Fake tits? Christ. Women who get fake tits are morons. I literally cannot fap to porn stars with fake tits because they're so gross.
2012-06-09 01:38:19 AM
2 votes:

paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.


Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)
2012-06-09 01:25:24 AM
2 votes:
now I'm terrified my new ones will be rejected too

If only her brain was as big as her new boobs...
2012-06-09 04:22:03 PM
1 votes:
"I was desperate for a boob job and tried to save, but I felt selfish saving £4,000 to spend on myself when I had a child.

Meh, no you didn't.

/so she was having severe psoriasis issues?
//an autoimmune issue?
///and probably went too big too fast
////yeah.........
2012-06-09 12:01:12 PM
1 votes:
Ah, have to love fark. Where women getting breast implants are monsters, self mutilators, terrible people, deserve to have thier breasts explode, and a dozen other horrible things.

They're just farking tits. Good fakes look fine. It's the 'omg wtf' fakes that make people shiat themselves in fear.

Never been in a situation to test drive fakes, so I can't judge feel. But looks, eh. I've seen some that until I saw the scars, I didn't know were fakes. Size, shape, placement, surgeon skill, install-method, all matter.

I just love the fark 'fake tits ruined my life and killed my dog and you should be burned at the stake' brigade.
2012-06-09 11:36:25 AM
1 votes:

foxyshadis: This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake.


Uh, no.

They look fake because they look fake. The fact that they're also farking hideous doesn't change the fact that they look fake.

Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.

Then there should be a huge grey zone of "not sure if real."
2012-06-09 10:28:26 AM
1 votes:
It never ceases to amaze me how, as a feminist, I'm supposed to look upon forced Victorian-style corsetry with horror . . . and we are supposed to be soo relieved that we don't have to wear 1950's-style girdles. . you're supposed to want to burn your bra as a symbol of the "male harness" constraining your body. . . but slitting the body open, and inserting a goddamned foreign body to make your tits artificially bigger is "empowering."

What. the. everloving. fark.

And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.
2012-06-09 09:36:13 AM
1 votes:

kevinboehm: It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.


I shouldn't have clicked on this. This is going to f*ck up what Amazon recommends for me for a while.
2012-06-09 07:58:44 AM
1 votes:
i7.photobucket.com
2012-06-09 05:38:18 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?

Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.


This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake. Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.
2012-06-09 04:16:28 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants


This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)
2012-06-09 04:13:04 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?


Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.
2012-06-09 04:08:55 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?

No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves


I've seen some post-mastectomy implants that look very realistic, but these women also weren't going for the massively oversized porn star look either.
2012-06-09 03:54:56 AM
1 votes:

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


This. A healthy bod is beautiful.
2012-06-09 03:54:45 AM
1 votes:
Fake tits are only an improvement when you've got something genuinely wrong with your breasts, like if they're small but hang like socks to your belly button or one is square. There is noting wrong with humble breasts. Myself and many others prefer them to large breasts. But mostly, breasts are breasts. Guys just don't care all that much. Sure, we have our ideals, but we're not so picky. I imagine it is similar to what girls think about penises.

But in the end, it's your self-esteem and your body. Do whatever the hell you want with it.
2012-06-09 03:53:48 AM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?


No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

i560.photobucket.com

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves
2012-06-09 02:45:16 AM
1 votes:

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


exactly.. cute little boobs are cute.. big fake ones are just nasty and get really ugly with age..
2012-06-09 01:42:43 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?

Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland


Caravan fraud.
2012-06-09 01:37:43 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...


...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?
2012-06-09 01:33:34 AM
1 votes:

davynelson: if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes




Seeing what image society feeds them..Can you really blame her or anyone else?
2012-06-09 01:32:46 AM
1 votes:
I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.
2012-06-09 01:30:28 AM
1 votes:
British hot.
2012-06-09 01:29:11 AM
1 votes:
if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes
2012-06-09 12:28:33 AM
1 votes:
Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...
2012-06-09 12:25:04 AM
1 votes:
I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.
2012-06-09 12:00:05 AM
1 votes:
I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.
2012-06-08 11:51:00 PM
1 votes:
Self esteem issues aren't pretty.
 
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