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(The Sun)   Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-06-08 10:53:02 PM
UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?
 
2012-06-08 11:45:41 PM
This never happens to Katie Price.

Or has it?
 
2012-06-08 11:50:46 PM
I felt the same way when I reached puberty.
 
2012-06-08 11:51:00 PM
Self esteem issues aren't pretty.
 
2012-06-08 11:58:55 PM
Her head looks way too big for her body in that first picture.
Or maybe not.

I don't know what it is.
Just something is way off in that first picture.
 
2012-06-09 12:00:05 AM
I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.
 
2012-06-09 12:04:04 AM
Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.
 
2012-06-09 12:25:04 AM
I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.
 
2012-06-09 12:28:33 AM
Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...
 
2012-06-09 12:31:56 AM
This is a classic example of the have-nots overshooting their ability to become a have. She should have first purchased A cups. Then B cups. Then C cups. Give each set a year to settle in.

/also make sure they remove the previous cups before they install the new ones.
 
2012-06-09 12:40:31 AM
I think she needs a knee rounding surgery before a boob job.
 
2012-06-09 12:54:20 AM
I was promised a hottie...
 
2012-06-09 01:22:49 AM
Bigger Boobs or Bust!
 
2012-06-09 01:25:21 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


It's very subjective...
 
2012-06-09 01:25:24 AM
now I'm terrified my new ones will be rejected too

If only her brain was as big as her new boobs...
 
2012-06-09 01:26:04 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


Didn't you see the photo of her mum further down the page?
 
2012-06-09 01:26:09 AM
Fake titties. Hot or not?
 
2012-06-09 01:26:18 AM
I found this disturbingly easy to fap to.
 
2012-06-09 01:26:53 AM
Unfortunately, I don't think she learned the most important lesson of all... if she hadn't been stupid and vain and not had bags of saline shoved into her chest, this never would have happened.
 
2012-06-09 01:27:31 AM
that pic is okay...yeah, she's a fairly good-looking woman, considering her age...she looks OK there, too...DEAR GOD, DON'T SMILE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!
 
2012-06-09 01:27:34 AM
In Britain, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
 
2012-06-09 01:27:37 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


I don't even know how she had the skin required to make that kind of change
 
2012-06-09 01:28:17 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


the technical term we use is 'douchebag'
 
2012-06-09 01:28:24 AM
Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit
 
2012-06-09 01:28:36 AM

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


I think shape and chest positioning > size. Size is important, but I've seen girls with big'uns that look fantastic in a bra, then they take it off and they're halfway down her torso and a 4 inch gap between them. Not sexy.
 
2012-06-09 01:29:02 AM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:29:11 AM
if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes
 
2012-06-09 01:29:31 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:30:28 AM
British hot.
 
2012-06-09 01:31:20 AM
What a flat chested woman might look like:

us.cdn2.123rf.com
 
2012-06-09 01:31:57 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.
 
2012-06-09 01:32:01 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


Only if you like dags. You like dags?
 
2012-06-09 01:32:46 AM
I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.
 
2012-06-09 01:33:34 AM

davynelson: if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes




Seeing what image society feeds them..Can you really blame her or anyone else?
 
2012-06-09 01:34:00 AM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


Apparently that's a bra filler in Brit slang. I remember the term being used on the pilot of Doc Martin and not knowing exactly what the joke was... now I know!
 
2012-06-09 01:36:15 AM

cowgirl toffee: I felt the same way when I reached puberty.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:37:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...


...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?
 
2012-06-09 01:38:19 AM

paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.


Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)
 
2012-06-09 01:40:58 AM

RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?


Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland
 
2012-06-09 01:42:27 AM
I remember the time when 'my balls literally exploded' in my pants.

I literally died of shame because I was watching Schindler's List at the time.

/literally
 
2012-06-09 01:42:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?

Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland


Caravan fraud.
 
2012-06-09 01:43:53 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


In the metric system, that's only like .7 cup sizes.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:18 AM
The real tragedy here is women who think they need to mutilate themselves to feel better about themselves, plus ruining perfectly good breasts.

Fake tits look bad, feel awful, can't move, and overall suck. You're left with two half-globes or full-globes that lost their flexibility, so they're always sticking straight out. They don't sag, they don't swing together or separate, they just sit there like bumps on a log. It's... ugh.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:32 AM

SpinStopper: paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.

Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)


[Why don't you have a seat over there.jpg]
 
2012-06-09 01:44:40 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


My thoughts as well. Sounds like her doctor is an idiot for not recommending a smaller size.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:47 AM
With delight?
 
2012-06-09 01:45:29 AM
NSFW? Nip Shadow?

img.thesun.co.uk

/coat.hang.nip
 
2012-06-09 01:46:18 AM

bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.


Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.
 
2012-06-09 01:46:35 AM

diaphoresis: Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...

It's very subjective...


Ugly Submitters are ugly, so they take it out on women in articles.
 
2012-06-09 01:47:52 AM
So what the fark happened? Article light on technical details.
 
2012-06-09 01:48:42 AM
 
2012-06-09 01:49:34 AM
Tattoos... not hot. Foot tattoos... idiotic trend and really not hot.

Fake tits? Christ. Women who get fake tits are morons. I literally cannot fap to porn stars with fake tits because they're so gross.
 
2012-06-09 01:50:46 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.
 
2012-06-09 01:53:58 AM

phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.


Yowza :3~
 
2012-06-09 01:54:24 AM

omnibus_necanda_sunt: So what the fark happened? Article light on technical details.



Shush, we're talking tits not technicalities. Go stand over there unless you have pics to contribute.
 
2012-06-09 01:54:28 AM
Came for a Charwoman reference. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-09 01:55:18 AM
Sorry about that. I'm so good in the sack that women's breasts literally explode with delight. I probably should not have given her the full treatment so soon after surgery.
 
2012-06-09 01:56:32 AM
Yeah, with all the tattoos, there is something else going on.
 
2012-06-09 01:57:06 AM
That's 27? DAYUM.
 
2012-06-09 01:58:23 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


imgboot.com

Har. Check out the visually similar images.
 
2012-06-09 02:05:09 AM

Herb Utsmelz: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

[imgboot.com image 617x456]

Har. Check out the visually similar images.


Is that Kim Jong-il? *Looks closer* No, it's a toilet.
 
2012-06-09 02:06:13 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-09 02:06:52 AM

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.


Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:46 AM
 
2012-06-09 02:17:04 AM
At first I had several questions that popped in mind, such as the following:
I wonder, Is the implant overfilled beyond the manufacturer's suggestion?
Did the surgeon advise against such a dramatic size increase?
Did she do anything strenuous before her surgery has fully closed that has exacerbated the situation?
Can I take the Sun as reliable news source?
Did her body reject the implants despite every effort to cause her body to accept foreign materials such as implants?

By that last question, it occurred to me that we really don't have the full story and from the article itself, it mentions that the second implant has a 50/50 chance of rejection again. (paraphrased.) This implies that the first one is a rejection as well. Kylie (the person who got the enhancement) even admitted that hers is an 'extreme case'.

To which I am now wondering, why is this a news story? Then it hit me - 'Fark - It's not news.'

Ha.

I'm an idiot.
 
2012-06-09 02:21:07 AM

Mazzic518: SpinStopper: paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.

Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)

[Why don't you have a seat over there.jpg]


Be nice.

The first was 19 while I was 19, the second was 20 while I was 21, and the third was... at least 28. Pbbbth ;)
 
2012-06-09 02:26:45 AM
Oh you pretty Titty Bang Bang
Titty Titty Bang Bang
We love you.
 
2012-06-09 02:28:56 AM
Maybe it's because she waited 6 weeks to have a bath?
 
2012-06-09 02:33:23 AM
I have literally exploded onto boobs before but have never had them explode upon me, except perhaps in the metaphorical sense - that when said boobs are first revealed unto the face that the immediacy of contact and the changing dynamic from non-boob to boob world is an "explosion" of booberific boob-experience. But yeah, that's not literal, you wouldn't want that, no, uh, and it would be particularly disturbing if you exploded on someone's boobs and then the boobs exploded right back at you. So, yeah that's just terrible. Hotties with exploding boobs - haunt your dreams.
 
2012-06-09 02:34:35 AM
First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?
 
2012-06-09 02:35:23 AM
i359.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 02:35:51 AM

captjc: First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?


wat
 
2012-06-09 02:37:43 AM
Immediate 54 year old.
 
2012-06-09 02:42:41 AM
listverse.files.wordpress.com

\first thing I thought of...
 
2012-06-09 02:43:14 AM
 
2012-06-09 02:44:12 AM
I thought that headline was for the Lindsey Lohan car wreck thread. Never mind.
 
2012-06-09 02:45:16 AM

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


exactly.. cute little boobs are cute.. big fake ones are just nasty and get really ugly with age..
 
2012-06-09 02:47:47 AM
FTFA: "I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

At that point I would have used hidden cameras.
 
2012-06-09 02:49:38 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 03:00:28 AM

libranoelrose: captjc: First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?

wat


This story from Yesterday. It is still on the front page of Fark.
 
2012-06-09 03:07:40 AM
"I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

Alright, baby-daddy, you fail at the man thing. I'm a generous guy, and I like to help, so I'm going to set you straight. Repeat after me, "Honey, I think you're beautiful. You have nothing to be ashamed of, and [I married you | I'm with you] because I like every part of you. I want for you to be comfortable around me, even when you're nude. Trust me, I love you and your entire body."

I can get you to say the words, Sir, but I can't make you mean them. You're going to have to do that. When you do, you get your man card back. Until then, I'm holding on to it. Procedure.
 
2012-06-09 03:13:02 AM

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.
 
2012-06-09 03:16:40 AM

fragMasterFlash: They made him better, stronger, faster. Did his balls explode when he fapped?


No, but I'm sure he poked a few people's eyes out.
 
2012-06-09 03:29:48 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.


It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.
 
2012-06-09 03:30:28 AM

phoxxy: But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.


Or she's standing slightly behind an overhead light that exaggerates the shadow; without knowing the angle between her chest and the light source you can't say anything about size.

cloudfront2.bostinno.com
 
2012-06-09 03:38:29 AM
Back when I was younger, the universe was warmer, and a dollar bill was still worth $0.37 I had a girlfriend who was as flat chested as a 10 year old. Nothing but a couple of nips standing up like thumbs. Sweetest girl ever and great in the sack. Nothing is worse than fake boobs. Girls, work on your personality and education, conditioning, and when the right guy comes along he'll not give a damn about your upper thoracic subcutaneous fat deposits. Be happy. Stay natural.
 
2012-06-09 03:42:16 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


I've heard there are under the pectoral implants that there are pretty good, either way I'm not doing implants.
/Although I am now curious as to hot Bathia_Mapes finds boobies ;)
 
2012-06-09 03:45:42 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D
 
2012-06-09 03:50:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D


Scholarly research. I'm hoping my grant from Bausch & Lomb comes through..
 
2012-06-09 03:53:48 AM

Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?


No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

i560.photobucket.com

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves
 
2012-06-09 03:54:45 AM
Fake tits are only an improvement when you've got something genuinely wrong with your breasts, like if they're small but hang like socks to your belly button or one is square. There is noting wrong with humble breasts. Myself and many others prefer them to large breasts. But mostly, breasts are breasts. Guys just don't care all that much. Sure, we have our ideals, but we're not so picky. I imagine it is similar to what girls think about penises.

But in the end, it's your self-esteem and your body. Do whatever the hell you want with it.
 
2012-06-09 03:54:56 AM

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


This. A healthy bod is beautiful.
 
2012-06-09 03:59:13 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?
 
2012-06-09 04:00:22 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?

No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves


Snerk, interesting graph :)
 
2012-06-09 04:06:48 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D

Scholarly research. I'm hoping my grant from Bausch & Lomb comes through..


I applaud your dedication. Keep up the good work.
 
2012-06-09 04:08:22 AM

swahnhennessy: Fake tits are only an improvement when you've got something genuinely wrong with your breasts, like if they're small but hang like socks to your belly button or one is square.


IMO the worst real boobs I've ever seen were about as bad as the best fake ones, and we're talking "wet paper bags" of the third-world variety here. A real breast has to be pretty damned awful to be worse than the mangled variety.

There is noting wrong with humble breasts. Myself and many others prefer them to large breasts. But mostly, breasts are breasts. Guys just don't care all that much. Sure, we have our ideals, but we're not so picky.

This.

When I was a teenager, the only thing I cared about was the size. Didn't mind implants back then. Anything was good as long as they were *huge*.

Then I grew up.

But in the end, it's your self-esteem and your body. Do whatever the hell you want with it.

...But don't expect stable, mature men to like your mangled, ruined, faked-up frankenteats. ;)
 
2012-06-09 04:08:55 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?

No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves


I've seen some post-mastectomy implants that look very realistic, but these women also weren't going for the massively oversized porn star look either.
 
2012-06-09 04:10:12 AM

fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?


I propose a carefully planned, scientifically conducted test. All volunteers shall be fairly considered.

EIP
 
2012-06-09 04:13:04 AM

fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?


Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.
 
2012-06-09 04:16:28 AM

Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants


This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)
 
2012-06-09 04:18:01 AM

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


Pikeys are Irish travelers; chavs stay in a caravan for holidays.

In usage you may hear "thieving pikey git farked up my driveway" and "dumb chav loser has more kids than teeth".
 
2012-06-09 04:21:58 AM
THAT'S NOT WHAT LITERALLY MEA... ... ... ...

Oh, well, carry on then. Pip pip.
 
2012-06-09 04:24:11 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)


They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.
 
2012-06-09 04:26:42 AM

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?

Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.


But what about those other things you mentioned?
/Alright I'm sorta scared to actually know.
 
2012-06-09 04:34:43 AM

phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-09 04:37:48 AM

Paris1127: Herb Utsmelz: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

[imgboot.com image 617x456]

Har. Check out the visually similar images.

Is that Kim Jong-il? *Looks closer* No, it's a toilet.


I hope not!

/moobs don't need a bro yet...
 
2012-06-09 05:03:52 AM
I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.
 
2012-06-09 05:23:59 AM
That's all fine and everything, but why is she wearing a diaper made from my grandma's curtains?
 
2012-06-09 05:29:13 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


She's waaaaay above Stubby's usual standards.
 
2012-06-09 05:32:58 AM
Silly me, I thought that the girl who looked like the 12-year-old boy would be the one to finally convince the many farkers who would happily tell a woman that she is worthless and unlovable for wanting a fake that people who never got theirs might be exceptions.

Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.
 
2012-06-09 05:34:18 AM

Driver: Oh you pretty Titty Bang Bang
Titty Titty Bang Bang
We love you.


Oh no you didn't.
Well done.
 
2012-06-09 05:35:50 AM
I didn't know Noel Fielding had a uterus.

/Had he felt this way for long?
//I'm not even British.
 
2012-06-09 05:38:18 AM

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?

Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.


This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake. Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.
 
2012-06-09 05:39:07 AM

frozenhotchocolate: I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.


LOL
Dude... Stagger up two threads.
 
2012-06-09 05:54:54 AM

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


I'm not sure what I'd call this person. I'd say "scumbag" would probably cover it.

Generally speaking, a pikey is a derogatory term for a gypsy, in the UK these are most commonly Irish Travellers (these differ from Roma gypsies which are the gypsies that are in mainland Europe). Although they have kind of Irish accents, generally they are not from Ireland.

A proper explanation of these people requires more space than this reply will allow. For more information Google "Irish Travellers" and "Dale Farm" and try to avoid Brad Pitt's performance in the film 'Snatch'. A common (not altogether untrue) stereotype is that they drive round in Transit vans, live in caravans, offer to tarmac your driveway and don't pay tax.

\I live in a town often frequented by gypsy folk. Some are good, some not so good.
\\here in the UK there is a documentary series about the (see "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"
\\\yes, seriously.
 
2012-06-09 05:57:29 AM
Don't have surgery you don't need, there are always risks.

Implants suck blow.
 
2012-06-09 06:48:44 AM

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term.


In the UK a Pikey is a Gypsy. See the film "Snatch" for details...
 
2012-06-09 06:54:20 AM

Greenbeanx: davynelson: if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes



Seeing what image society feeds them..Can you really blame her or anyone else?


Uh, yes.
 
2012-06-09 06:55:39 AM
My ex gf had implants that were 700 ml per boob. I was with her for three years and we had SO much fun with them!

/don't know how to download pics (:
 
2012-06-09 06:57:49 AM
us.123rf.com
 
2012-06-09 06:58:14 AM
Exploding Boobies would be a great name for a rock band.
 
2012-06-09 07:00:13 AM
If this cautionary tale stops just one woman from having unnecessary boob implants, then the sacrifice has been worth it!
 
2012-06-09 07:07:28 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
"*bong* My breasts have... exploded... Do you have a pillow?"
 
2012-06-09 07:08:33 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)


True, but most men will settle for "has warm hole somewhere on body with no teeth in" if there's enough good personality.
 
2012-06-09 07:28:07 AM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.
 
2012-06-09 07:31:37 AM

doglover: Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)

True, but most men will settle for "has warm hole somewhere on body with no teeth in" if there's enough good personality.


www.filehurricane.com
 
2012-06-09 07:42:31 AM

calufrax: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 315x315]
"*bong* My breasts have... exploded... Do you have a pillow?"


Nancy Grace?
 
2012-06-09 07:53:23 AM
FTA, describing the "mum" -- Julie Shaw, 47, a specialist foster carer.

My widdle head hurt after reading that description of what mum does. What does that mean? Is that just the Sun continuing to poke fun at the entire family tree?
 
2012-06-09 07:58:44 AM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 08:01:15 AM
I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!
 
2012-06-09 08:01:25 AM

Hawnkee: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Only if you like dags. You like dags?


She's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue.
 
2012-06-09 08:03:28 AM

xanadian: that pic is okay...yeah, she's a fairly good-looking woman, considering her age...she looks OK there, too...DEAR GOD, DON'T SMILE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 08:04:34 AM

unicron702: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

I think shape and chest positioning > size. Size is important, but I've seen girls with big'uns that look fantastic in a bra, then they take it off and they're halfway down her torso and a 4 inch gap between them. Not sexy.


THIS

shape > size every day, all day
 
2012-06-09 08:25:11 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

"I miss my mommy's fake boobies..."
 
2012-06-09 08:27:18 AM
British hot
 
2012-06-09 08:45:23 AM

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


Not.

Got to lay hands on some fakies once, it felt like trying to squeeze over-filled water balloons.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:59 AM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 09:21:18 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


I'm being followed by a nip shadow
nip shadow
nip shadow
 
2012-06-09 09:23:00 AM
Chicka, you have an awesome ass, just let the whole boob thing go.
Just. Let. It. Go.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:07 AM
Was it the bags themselves that burst, or her skin that literally ripped open?
 
2012-06-09 09:33:05 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


no.

bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.


fusillade762: Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.

My thoughts as well. Sounds like her doctor is an idiot for not recommending a smaller size.


TFA: "I'd be boosted to a 34D, I'd have been happy with an A cup but because my boobs had swelled to a D when I was pregnant the surgeons filled the skin that was already there."

Ther ya goes. R'in'TFA actually gives info, t the current bun, no less! WHOODUTHUNKT?!?

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


When dealing with either face to face. Unless you no longer like the current arrangement of said face, then loudmouth as much as possible on the subject, and an appropriate re-arrangement shall no doubt ensue.

Bathia_Mapes: Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)

They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.


Citation? I ask because I know a guy filing for divorce because his girl got a 'surprize' boob-job, that has ruined her perfect B's to a set of DD rocks (saline, FWIW)

Oh, the huge mammories...
 
2012-06-09 09:36:07 AM
Why is she wearing a sack over her belly? WTF?
 
2012-06-09 09:36:13 AM

kevinboehm: It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.


I shouldn't have clicked on this. This is going to f*ck up what Amazon recommends for me for a while.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:05 AM

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.


pics or it didnt happen
 
2012-06-09 09:54:10 AM
From the pic., it looks like they've found Demi and Bruce's long lost daughter.
 
2012-06-09 10:04:49 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


I was hoping it was "spoiler boobs". :/
 
2012-06-09 10:05:31 AM

Archimedes' Principal: From the pic., it looks like they've found Demi and Bruce's long lost daughter.


Whenever I see their kids, I am reminded of the song "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Mix."
 
2012-06-09 10:28:26 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how, as a feminist, I'm supposed to look upon forced Victorian-style corsetry with horror . . . and we are supposed to be soo relieved that we don't have to wear 1950's-style girdles. . you're supposed to want to burn your bra as a symbol of the "male harness" constraining your body. . . but slitting the body open, and inserting a goddamned foreign body to make your tits artificially bigger is "empowering."

What. the. everloving. fark.

And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.
 
2012-06-09 10:34:33 AM

naveline: And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.


*dammit* (re-purposes 10yr savings account)
 
2012-06-09 10:54:19 AM
I'm pretty sure the whole less than an A cup to a D cup jump is the reason for these problems. Most surgeons advise against it, some strait up will not do it. I'm sure the Fark Trannys will chime in about this one being true.
 
2012-06-09 11:00:10 AM

Oldiron_79: I'm pretty sure the whole less than an A cup to a D cup jump is the reason for these problems. Most surgeons advise against it, some strait up will not do it. I'm sure the Fark Trannys will chime in about this one being true.


TFA: "I'd be boosted to a 34D, I'd have been happy with an A cup but because my boobs had swelled to a D when I was pregnant the surgeons filled the skin that was already there."

Ther ya goes. R'in'TFA actually gives info, t the current bun, no less! WHOODUTHUNKT?!?

Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar, Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar, Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar..etc.
 
2012-06-09 11:00:41 AM
TFA: She rushed to the hospital where the op had been done, and the private surgeon immediately operated again, putting in two new implants.

...okay, so the first set of implants went horribly, horribly wrong... so instead of removing them and letting her chest heal, she has another pair immediately installed? How the hell does that not count as malpractice on the surgeon's part?
 
2012-06-09 11:03:08 AM
You misspelled asploded, subby.
 
2012-06-09 11:08:27 AM

phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.


Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.
 
2012-06-09 11:29:11 AM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


Both i and my ex were very happy with the results of her breast-reduction surgery. Her back/shoulders weren't sore all the time, she stopped having numb spots from her bra straps, and she was beyond thrilled to finally be able to wear cute frilly bras. Can't say i minded either. :-D. If i remember correctly, she went from a DDD to somewhere between a B and C.

Hers were causing her enough issues that our insurance covered it as medically necessary. She did a ton of research before choosing a surgeon here in the DFW area, and he did an amazing job. You'll definitely want to have someone help you afterward with the nastiness of recovery for the first week, but on the whole it was well worth it for her.
 
2012-06-09 11:33:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.


Their SOs might not want to hurt their feelings.

(then again, some men like fakes)
 
2012-06-09 11:36:25 AM

foxyshadis: This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake.


Uh, no.

They look fake because they look fake. The fact that they're also farking hideous doesn't change the fact that they look fake.

Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.

Then there should be a huge grey zone of "not sure if real."
 
2012-06-09 11:39:44 AM

foxyshadis: Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.


So... wanting women to be the way nature made them is a fetish?

Wow.
 
2012-06-09 12:01:12 PM
Ah, have to love fark. Where women getting breast implants are monsters, self mutilators, terrible people, deserve to have thier breasts explode, and a dozen other horrible things.

They're just farking tits. Good fakes look fine. It's the 'omg wtf' fakes that make people shiat themselves in fear.

Never been in a situation to test drive fakes, so I can't judge feel. But looks, eh. I've seen some that until I saw the scars, I didn't know were fakes. Size, shape, placement, surgeon skill, install-method, all matter.

I just love the fark 'fake tits ruined my life and killed my dog and you should be burned at the stake' brigade.
 
2012-06-09 12:07:25 PM
Now she has been told her body may also reject her replacement implants - leaving her with just flaps of empty skin.

Well, real ones are just bags of fat with a nipple.

i.imgur.com

/lovely, lovely bags of fat
//life goal -- see them all
 
2012-06-09 12:12:41 PM

gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*
 
2012-06-09 12:14:22 PM

profplump: phoxxy: But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.

Or she's standing slightly behind an overhead light that exaggerates the shadow; without knowing the angle between her chest and the light source you can't say anything about size


But she's claiming to be flat chested w/out the implants. That would signify nothing being there to even make a shadow.
 
2012-06-09 12:21:29 PM

FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.


I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.
 
2012-06-09 12:44:24 PM

Uncle Tractor: foxyshadis: Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.

So... wanting women to be the way nature made them is a fetish?

Wow.


When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.
 
2012-06-09 01:07:10 PM

foxyshadis: When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.


How would you feel about dating a man with breast implants?
 
2012-06-09 01:07:20 PM
Subby... you misspelt "Fattie" in yer headline.
 
2012-06-09 01:14:17 PM
British white trash is so much more...trashtacular? than American white trash.
 
2012-06-09 01:17:56 PM
You are hereby prohibited from ever using the term "Hottie" again.

Gah.
 
2012-06-09 01:25:36 PM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2012-06-09 01:48:34 PM
Found another pic of her mother

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 02:11:24 PM
Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.


Say what?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:20 PM

HighlanderRPI: Found another pic of her mother

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 275x325]


She looka like a man.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:45 PM
Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


jennyz: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.

Say what?


I'm pretty sure its UK slang for those rubber inserts you can put on between boobs and bra
 
2012-06-09 02:46:30 PM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.
 
2012-06-09 02:53:41 PM

phoxxy: FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.

I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.


You just said yourself you had a 3" change (from D to G) due to your milk coming in. 4" isn't implausible. I've seen bigger changes on women I know over the years. It may not have been smart for her to get implants, but that doesn't mean she's lying about the effect lactation had on her. Maybe the sagging you posit was part of the reason for her decision.
 
2012-06-09 03:37:22 PM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


It is an insert for your bra to make your chest look bigger. The snooki wannabe on that hair salon show got them to see how much more ridiculous her tits would look like with them.


The reason that she got the implants wasn't for vanity. She had 3 kids, her chest was small before that and afterwards the extra skin made her even more self conscious. She is a prime candidate for implants. I don't think she should have gone so large.
 
2012-06-09 03:40:27 PM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


to be fair, sir, men are not really equipped for having moobs of that size...
 
2012-06-09 04:22:03 PM
"I was desperate for a boob job and tried to save, but I felt selfish saving £4,000 to spend on myself when I had a child.

Meh, no you didn't.

/so she was having severe psoriasis issues?
//an autoimmune issue?
///and probably went too big too fast
////yeah.........
 
2012-06-09 04:22:58 PM

brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.


That was good by the way, very nice.
 
2012-06-09 04:51:45 PM

FSTFKL: phoxxy: FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.

I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.

You just said yourself you had a 3" change (from D to G) due to your milk coming in. 4" isn't implausible. I've seen bigger changes on women I know over the years. It may not have been smart for her to get implants, but that doesn't mean she's lying about the effect lactation had on her. Maybe the sagging you posit was part of the reason for her decision.


I never said it wasn't. But given the woman in question and that it is the Sun, I'm willing to bet she's trying to justify her flub by exaggerating the truth. I could understand faulty medical workmanship on the part of the doctor, but the article more about attention whoring herself than anything else. So I stand by my assertion that she got greedy on the size and thought bigger would help her land her next baby daddy or meal ticket. Just saying.

She mentioned nothing of sagging. Sagging I could understand... to a point. Even then, there are other options -- such as a breast lift -- that doesn't involve stuffing your chest full of plastic.
 
2012-06-09 05:33:38 PM
Came here to say i hate the word "mum" with a firey passion, and that awful pic of her and her "MUM" holding hands staring into the camera.
 
2012-06-09 06:01:25 PM

phoxxy: But she's claiming to be flat chested w/out the implants. That would signify nothing being there to even make a shadow.


My apologizes. I wasn't aware that the common understand of "flat chested" was "my chest has been certified as flat to within 1 part per billion". I was thinking it was more like "my breasts are in the bottom 10% by size for women my age".
 
2012-06-09 06:40:02 PM

jennyz: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.

Say what?



She's an idiot.
 
2012-06-09 07:20:51 PM
Because breasts are always relevant:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/her breasts make me explode, if you know what I mean
 
2012-06-09 08:34:33 PM
Tax money well spent.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:59 PM
This thread was a disappointment...
 
2012-06-09 09:22:18 PM
A bit of research for us Yanks:

Pikey -- a low income person, especially Irish Travellers or non-Romana gypsies; originated from transient people who lived along turnpikes; white trash in the US
Chav -- young, lower class youth influenced by hip hop; comes from chavi meaning child; guidos or wiggers in the US
Dag -- non-perjorative term for someone who is crude and has no class; term also refers to a dingleberry on a sheep; redneck in the US

/we learned something today
 
2012-06-09 09:24:13 PM
I'm a boob guy, and I've felt some really bad rock hard fakies but most of the recent ones I've been lucky enough to get my hands on felt just like real boobs. As long as it's under the muscle and she had some boob to start with it's like having regular boobs, only bigger and better looking. It does suck when a woman is flat as a board, I'm a skinny guy and I like skinny women so I've had my fair share and something is always funner than nothing in that area. As a matter of fact I was just talking about this with a girl I work with and she let me squeeze hers cause I said they were probably hard due to being saline instead of silicone.

/happy to report they were soft DD's and felt FANTASTIC!!! woot
 
2012-06-09 10:42:24 PM

phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*


For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever.

/'xcept maybe full frontal
//or actual contact
///but still... B00BIES!!!!
////boobies
//did I mention boobies?
//slashies!
 
2012-06-10 12:53:23 AM

gerbilpox: phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*

For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever.

/'xcept maybe full frontal
//or actual contact
///but still... B00BIES!!!!
////boobies
//did I mention boobies?
//slashies!


Oh don't I know this. My husband is a boob man. For my boobs of course. But there is no better way to get his attention than for me to flash 'em at him. :)

Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".

One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".

Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.

So I understand completely.... and you are excused. :)
 
2012-06-10 03:56:29 AM
phoxxy: Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".

One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".

Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.


musicapps.com.br
 
2012-06-10 04:58:58 AM
Would you be such a picky bastard if you started to really be into woman but later found out she had to have reconstructive surgery after some horrific accident, cancer, whatever, only to find out those fun bags under her shirt weren't the ones she was born with?

I would hope not.
 
2012-06-10 05:07:53 AM
Yikes, that's a hard 27.
 
2012-06-10 09:22:33 AM

basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.


Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...
 
2012-06-10 09:44:45 AM

98RKC: basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.

Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...


Ha, I wish I had read the comments. Oh wait, I didn't.

Oh well, such is life. Let the healing begin. To nips!
 
2012-06-10 09:53:24 AM

brap: 98RKC: basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.

Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...

Ha, I wish I had read the comments. Oh wait, I didn't.

Oh well, such is life. Let the healing begin. To nips!

Hear Hear! to Nips!
 
2012-06-10 11:55:31 AM
This lady needs less sex, not more. Maybe that's why her breasts popped.
 
2012-06-10 05:36:17 PM

natawheee: Would you be such a picky bastard if you started to really be into woman but later found out she had to have reconstructive surgery after some horrific accident, cancer, whatever, only to find out those fun bags under her shirt weren't the ones she was born with?

I would hope not.


No, because she would have a legitimate reason to have breast implants, instead of a vain attention whore reason.
 
2012-06-11 03:18:38 PM
Nothing says to me low self esteem like fake boobs. I've always been a fan of petite small-chested girls. A big rack will turn my head, but doesn't really improve my long term desire, and it's just that much more fending off mouth-breathing douchebags.

Ladies, unless you are disfigured in some way, leave your chest alone. If you are insecure to the point of wanting to surgically fix it, believe me, you will be just as insecure after the novelty of your new assets wears off. If you already complain that you are constantly dating assholes, a fake rack will only make that 10 times worse. Confidence and a great smile is 10x the turn-on of a huge rack.
 
2012-06-12 03:54:17 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Because breasts are always relevant:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 278x400]

/her breasts make me explode, if you know what I mean


She's cute, I give you that but her breasts are too droopy. Personally, I prefer smaller and perky than larger and saggy.
 
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