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2012-06-09 11:00:10 AM

Oldiron_79: I'm pretty sure the whole less than an A cup to a D cup jump is the reason for these problems. Most surgeons advise against it, some strait up will not do it. I'm sure the Fark Trannys will chime in about this one being true.


TFA: "I'd be boosted to a 34D, I'd have been happy with an A cup but because my boobs had swelled to a D when I was pregnant the surgeons filled the skin that was already there."

Ther ya goes. R'in'TFA actually gives info, t the current bun, no less! WHOODUTHUNKT?!?

Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar, Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar, Yogi and Boo Boo walk into a bar..etc.
 
2012-06-09 11:00:41 AM
TFA: She rushed to the hospital where the op had been done, and the private surgeon immediately operated again, putting in two new implants.

...okay, so the first set of implants went horribly, horribly wrong... so instead of removing them and letting her chest heal, she has another pair immediately installed? How the hell does that not count as malpractice on the surgeon's part?
 
2012-06-09 11:03:08 AM
You misspelled asploded, subby.
 
2012-06-09 11:08:27 AM

phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.


Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.
 
2012-06-09 11:29:11 AM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


Both i and my ex were very happy with the results of her breast-reduction surgery. Her back/shoulders weren't sore all the time, she stopped having numb spots from her bra straps, and she was beyond thrilled to finally be able to wear cute frilly bras. Can't say i minded either. :-D. If i remember correctly, she went from a DDD to somewhere between a B and C.

Hers were causing her enough issues that our insurance covered it as medically necessary. She did a ton of research before choosing a surgeon here in the DFW area, and he did an amazing job. You'll definitely want to have someone help you afterward with the nastiness of recovery for the first week, but on the whole it was well worth it for her.
 
2012-06-09 11:33:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.


Their SOs might not want to hurt their feelings.

(then again, some men like fakes)
 
2012-06-09 11:36:25 AM

foxyshadis: This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake.


Uh, no.

They look fake because they look fake. The fact that they're also farking hideous doesn't change the fact that they look fake.

Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.

Then there should be a huge grey zone of "not sure if real."
 
2012-06-09 11:39:44 AM

foxyshadis: Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.


So... wanting women to be the way nature made them is a fetish?

Wow.
 
2012-06-09 12:01:12 PM
Ah, have to love fark. Where women getting breast implants are monsters, self mutilators, terrible people, deserve to have thier breasts explode, and a dozen other horrible things.

They're just farking tits. Good fakes look fine. It's the 'omg wtf' fakes that make people shiat themselves in fear.

Never been in a situation to test drive fakes, so I can't judge feel. But looks, eh. I've seen some that until I saw the scars, I didn't know were fakes. Size, shape, placement, surgeon skill, install-method, all matter.

I just love the fark 'fake tits ruined my life and killed my dog and you should be burned at the stake' brigade.
 
2012-06-09 12:07:25 PM
Now she has been told her body may also reject her replacement implants - leaving her with just flaps of empty skin.

Well, real ones are just bags of fat with a nipple.

i.imgur.com

/lovely, lovely bags of fat
//life goal -- see them all
 
2012-06-09 12:12:41 PM

gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.


Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*
 
2012-06-09 12:14:22 PM

profplump: phoxxy: But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.

Or she's standing slightly behind an overhead light that exaggerates the shadow; without knowing the angle between her chest and the light source you can't say anything about size


But she's claiming to be flat chested w/out the implants. That would signify nothing being there to even make a shadow.
 
2012-06-09 12:21:29 PM

FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.


I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.
 
2012-06-09 12:44:24 PM

Uncle Tractor: foxyshadis: Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.

So... wanting women to be the way nature made them is a fetish?

Wow.


When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.
 
2012-06-09 01:07:10 PM

foxyshadis: When it becomes more important than anything else and you can't enjoy a woman without it, it's a fetish. Much like men who chase nothing but blonds or redheads, just because god gave it to 'em doesn't make it any less of a fetish.


How would you feel about dating a man with breast implants?
 
2012-06-09 01:07:20 PM
Subby... you misspelt "Fattie" in yer headline.
 
2012-06-09 01:14:17 PM
British white trash is so much more...trashtacular? than American white trash.
 
2012-06-09 01:17:56 PM
You are hereby prohibited from ever using the term "Hottie" again.

Gah.
 
2012-06-09 01:25:36 PM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2012-06-09 01:48:34 PM
Found another pic of her mother

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 02:11:24 PM
Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.


Say what?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:20 PM

HighlanderRPI: Found another pic of her mother

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 275x325]


She looka like a man.
 
2012-06-09 02:17:45 PM
Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


jennyz: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.

Say what?


I'm pretty sure its UK slang for those rubber inserts you can put on between boobs and bra
 
2012-06-09 02:46:30 PM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.
 
2012-06-09 02:53:41 PM

phoxxy: FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.

I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.


You just said yourself you had a 3" change (from D to G) due to your milk coming in. 4" isn't implausible. I've seen bigger changes on women I know over the years. It may not have been smart for her to get implants, but that doesn't mean she's lying about the effect lactation had on her. Maybe the sagging you posit was part of the reason for her decision.
 
2012-06-09 03:37:22 PM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


It is an insert for your bra to make your chest look bigger. The snooki wannabe on that hair salon show got them to see how much more ridiculous her tits would look like with them.


The reason that she got the implants wasn't for vanity. She had 3 kids, her chest was small before that and afterwards the extra skin made her even more self conscious. She is a prime candidate for implants. I don't think she should have gone so large.
 
2012-06-09 03:40:27 PM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


to be fair, sir, men are not really equipped for having moobs of that size...
 
2012-06-09 04:22:03 PM
"I was desperate for a boob job and tried to save, but I felt selfish saving £4,000 to spend on myself when I had a child.

Meh, no you didn't.

/so she was having severe psoriasis issues?
//an autoimmune issue?
///and probably went too big too fast
////yeah.........
 
2012-06-09 04:22:58 PM

brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.


That was good by the way, very nice.
 
2012-06-09 04:51:45 PM

FSTFKL: phoxxy: FSTFKL: phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.

Just to be clear, though, the actual sizes of the cups on a bra change "letter" as the band size changes. The actual cup size of a 32D bra is the same as a 34C, or 36B, or 38A. "D" represents about a 4" difference between chest measurement below and over the breasts, no matter what size the band is. Depending on how big her rib cage is, going up to a D cup might not actually be that huge of a change.

I'm fully aware how bra sizes work. I've been measured and fitted for several over the years. You are still talking about a significant volume change going from nothing to a D on a woman who is skinny as a rail.

You just said yourself you had a 3" change (from D to G) due to your milk coming in. 4" isn't implausible. I've seen bigger changes on women I know over the years. It may not have been smart for her to get implants, but that doesn't mean she's lying about the effect lactation had on her. Maybe the sagging you posit was part of the reason for her decision.


I never said it wasn't. But given the woman in question and that it is the Sun, I'm willing to bet she's trying to justify her flub by exaggerating the truth. I could understand faulty medical workmanship on the part of the doctor, but the article more about attention whoring herself than anything else. So I stand by my assertion that she got greedy on the size and thought bigger would help her land her next baby daddy or meal ticket. Just saying.

She mentioned nothing of sagging. Sagging I could understand... to a point. Even then, there are other options -- such as a breast lift -- that doesn't involve stuffing your chest full of plastic.
 
2012-06-09 05:33:38 PM
Came here to say i hate the word "mum" with a firey passion, and that awful pic of her and her "MUM" holding hands staring into the camera.
 
2012-06-09 06:01:25 PM

phoxxy: But she's claiming to be flat chested w/out the implants. That would signify nothing being there to even make a shadow.


My apologizes. I wasn't aware that the common understand of "flat chested" was "my chest has been certified as flat to within 1 part per billion". I was thinking it was more like "my breasts are in the bottom 10% by size for women my age".
 
2012-06-09 06:40:02 PM

jennyz: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

"But I couldn't put cream on the sores as it would stop them sticking.

Say what?



She's an idiot.
 
2012-06-09 07:20:51 PM
Because breasts are always relevant:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/her breasts make me explode, if you know what I mean
 
2012-06-09 08:34:33 PM
Tax money well spent.
 
2012-06-09 08:58:59 PM
This thread was a disappointment...
 
2012-06-09 09:22:18 PM
A bit of research for us Yanks:

Pikey -- a low income person, especially Irish Travellers or non-Romana gypsies; originated from transient people who lived along turnpikes; white trash in the US
Chav -- young, lower class youth influenced by hip hop; comes from chavi meaning child; guidos or wiggers in the US
Dag -- non-perjorative term for someone who is crude and has no class; term also refers to a dingleberry on a sheep; redneck in the US

/we learned something today
 
2012-06-09 09:24:13 PM
I'm a boob guy, and I've felt some really bad rock hard fakies but most of the recent ones I've been lucky enough to get my hands on felt just like real boobs. As long as it's under the muscle and she had some boob to start with it's like having regular boobs, only bigger and better looking. It does suck when a woman is flat as a board, I'm a skinny guy and I like skinny women so I've had my fair share and something is always funner than nothing in that area. As a matter of fact I was just talking about this with a girl I work with and she let me squeeze hers cause I said they were probably hard due to being saline instead of silicone.

/happy to report they were soft DD's and felt FANTASTIC!!! woot
 
2012-06-09 10:42:24 PM

phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*


For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever.

/'xcept maybe full frontal
//or actual contact
///but still... B00BIES!!!!
////boobies
//did I mention boobies?
//slashies!
 
2012-06-10 12:53:23 AM

gerbilpox: phoxxy: gerbilpox: phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, like that was the driving force of my focus while lying in the hospital.

*SMACK*

For guys, there IS no greater focus. Ever.

/'xcept maybe full frontal
//or actual contact
///but still... B00BIES!!!!
////boobies
//did I mention boobies?
//slashies!


Oh don't I know this. My husband is a boob man. For my boobs of course. But there is no better way to get his attention than for me to flash 'em at him. :)

Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".

One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".

Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.

So I understand completely.... and you are excused. :)
 
2012-06-10 03:56:29 AM
phoxxy: Years ago when we were dating, he saw my boobs for the first time. It's like he went dumb at the sight of them. At time, I know he was joking if not a little bit serious when he asked me what he was supposed to do with them. I told him to "make like a blind man in an orgy and feel his way out" just to be a bit of a smartass. 18 years later, he'll reach over in the middle of the night, I'm half asleep and ask him what he's doing. He'll either get all giddy and say "boobies" or he'll go "I'm makin' like a blind man".

One night in bed he had me cracking up laughing, though. I don't know what it was but his aim was off and he kept landing his hand between my boobs. He starts slapping his hand back and forth between the two and giggling his ass off. I'm like "what the hell are you doing?" Response: "paddle boat".

Point is, he gets really silly if almost stupid when the girls come out or he gets to touch 'em.


musicapps.com.br
 
2012-06-10 04:58:58 AM
Would you be such a picky bastard if you started to really be into woman but later found out she had to have reconstructive surgery after some horrific accident, cancer, whatever, only to find out those fun bags under her shirt weren't the ones she was born with?

I would hope not.
 
2012-06-10 05:07:53 AM
Yikes, that's a hard 27.
 
2012-06-10 09:22:33 AM

basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.


Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...
 
2012-06-10 09:44:45 AM

98RKC: basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.

Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...


Ha, I wish I had read the comments. Oh wait, I didn't.

Oh well, such is life. Let the healing begin. To nips!
 
2012-06-10 09:53:24 AM

brap: 98RKC: basemetal: brap: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

-Cat Stevens voice

I'm being followed by a nip shadow.

Nip shadow, nip shadow.

That was good by the way, very nice.

Ha, wish I had said that...oh wait, I did 6 hrs ago...

Ha, I wish I had read the comments. Oh wait, I didn't.

Oh well, such is life. Let the healing begin. To nips!

Hear Hear! to Nips!
 
2012-06-10 11:55:31 AM
This lady needs less sex, not more. Maybe that's why her breasts popped.
 
2012-06-10 05:36:17 PM

natawheee: Would you be such a picky bastard if you started to really be into woman but later found out she had to have reconstructive surgery after some horrific accident, cancer, whatever, only to find out those fun bags under her shirt weren't the ones she was born with?

I would hope not.


No, because she would have a legitimate reason to have breast implants, instead of a vain attention whore reason.
 
2012-06-11 03:18:38 PM
Nothing says to me low self esteem like fake boobs. I've always been a fan of petite small-chested girls. A big rack will turn my head, but doesn't really improve my long term desire, and it's just that much more fending off mouth-breathing douchebags.

Ladies, unless you are disfigured in some way, leave your chest alone. If you are insecure to the point of wanting to surgically fix it, believe me, you will be just as insecure after the novelty of your new assets wears off. If you already complain that you are constantly dating assholes, a fake rack will only make that 10 times worse. Confidence and a great smile is 10x the turn-on of a huge rack.
 
2012-06-12 03:54:17 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Because breasts are always relevant:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 278x400]

/her breasts make me explode, if you know what I mean


She's cute, I give you that but her breasts are too droopy. Personally, I prefer smaller and perky than larger and saggy.
 
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