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(The Sun)   Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-06-09 04:18:01 AM

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


Pikeys are Irish travelers; chavs stay in a caravan for holidays.

In usage you may hear "thieving pikey git farked up my driveway" and "dumb chav loser has more kids than teeth".
 
2012-06-09 04:21:58 AM
THAT'S NOT WHAT LITERALLY MEA... ... ... ...

Oh, well, carry on then. Pip pip.
 
2012-06-09 04:24:11 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)


They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.
 
2012-06-09 04:26:42 AM

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?

Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.


But what about those other things you mentioned?
/Alright I'm sorta scared to actually know.
 
2012-06-09 04:34:43 AM

phoxxy: I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-06-09 04:37:48 AM

Paris1127: Herb Utsmelz: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

[imgboot.com image 617x456]

Har. Check out the visually similar images.

Is that Kim Jong-il? *Looks closer* No, it's a toilet.


I hope not!

/moobs don't need a bro yet...
 
2012-06-09 05:03:52 AM
I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.
 
2012-06-09 05:23:59 AM
That's all fine and everything, but why is she wearing a diaper made from my grandma's curtains?
 
2012-06-09 05:29:13 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


She's waaaaay above Stubby's usual standards.
 
2012-06-09 05:32:58 AM
Silly me, I thought that the girl who looked like the 12-year-old boy would be the one to finally convince the many farkers who would happily tell a woman that she is worthless and unlovable for wanting a fake that people who never got theirs might be exceptions.

Some men fetishize fake boobs, but maybe it's time to admit that some of you fetishize real boobs, and feel the need to post about your fetish in every fake boob thread. Her husband might be one of them, hope he hasn't divorced her yet.
 
2012-06-09 05:34:18 AM

Driver: Oh you pretty Titty Bang Bang
Titty Titty Bang Bang
We love you.


Oh no you didn't.
Well done.
 
2012-06-09 05:35:50 AM
I didn't know Noel Fielding had a uterus.

/Had he felt this way for long?
//I'm not even British.
 
2012-06-09 05:38:18 AM

Uncle Tractor: fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?

Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.


This is like the absurd reduction of the no true scotsman: If I like the way they look, that makes them real, and if I don't like them, that means they're fake. Something tells me that the legions of cheap tennis balls you see every day are distracting you from the more expensive blended fakes.
 
2012-06-09 05:39:07 AM

frozenhotchocolate: I got a bill for three grand today for a stay in the ER last month which consisted mostly of IV fluids (super wasted in public, police made me go). That's some bullshiat, send that to collections, I can't pay that. I am twenty six and have donated my -O cmv negative premature baby blood every two months since I was seventeen, the red cross makes money on it, then the hospital makes money on it and I get a bill for three grand for some suger water. Its a good thing I dont see much promise for the rest of my life or otherwise I might be concerned about getting a bill I cannot pay. But I dont, so im not sweating it too much. I figure I am just not deemed productive enough by society to have rational heathcare available to me.


LOL
Dude... Stagger up two threads.
 
2012-06-09 05:54:54 AM

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


I'm not sure what I'd call this person. I'd say "scumbag" would probably cover it.

Generally speaking, a pikey is a derogatory term for a gypsy, in the UK these are most commonly Irish Travellers (these differ from Roma gypsies which are the gypsies that are in mainland Europe). Although they have kind of Irish accents, generally they are not from Ireland.

A proper explanation of these people requires more space than this reply will allow. For more information Google "Irish Travellers" and "Dale Farm" and try to avoid Brad Pitt's performance in the film 'Snatch'. A common (not altogether untrue) stereotype is that they drive round in Transit vans, live in caravans, offer to tarmac your driveway and don't pay tax.

\I live in a town often frequented by gypsy folk. Some are good, some not so good.
\\here in the UK there is a documentary series about the (see "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding"
\\\yes, seriously.
 
2012-06-09 05:57:29 AM
Don't have surgery you don't need, there are always risks.

Implants suck blow.
 
2012-06-09 06:48:44 AM

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term.


In the UK a Pikey is a Gypsy. See the film "Snatch" for details...
 
2012-06-09 06:54:20 AM

Greenbeanx: davynelson: if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes



Seeing what image society feeds them..Can you really blame her or anyone else?


Uh, yes.
 
2012-06-09 06:55:39 AM
My ex gf had implants that were 700 ml per boob. I was with her for three years and we had SO much fun with them!

/don't know how to download pics (:
 
2012-06-09 06:57:49 AM
us.123rf.com
 
2012-06-09 06:58:14 AM
Exploding Boobies would be a great name for a rock band.
 
2012-06-09 07:00:13 AM
If this cautionary tale stops just one woman from having unnecessary boob implants, then the sacrifice has been worth it!
 
2012-06-09 07:07:28 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
"*bong* My breasts have... exploded... Do you have a pillow?"
 
2012-06-09 07:08:33 AM

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)


True, but most men will settle for "has warm hole somewhere on body with no teeth in" if there's enough good personality.
 
2012-06-09 07:28:07 AM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.
 
2012-06-09 07:31:37 AM

doglover: Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)

True, but most men will settle for "has warm hole somewhere on body with no teeth in" if there's enough good personality.


www.filehurricane.com
 
2012-06-09 07:42:31 AM

calufrax: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 315x315]
"*bong* My breasts have... exploded... Do you have a pillow?"


Nancy Grace?
 
2012-06-09 07:53:23 AM
FTA, describing the "mum" -- Julie Shaw, 47, a specialist foster carer.

My widdle head hurt after reading that description of what mum does. What does that mean? Is that just the Sun continuing to poke fun at the entire family tree?
 
2012-06-09 07:58:44 AM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 08:01:15 AM
I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!
 
2012-06-09 08:01:25 AM

Hawnkee: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Only if you like dags. You like dags?


She's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue.
 
2012-06-09 08:03:28 AM

xanadian: that pic is okay...yeah, she's a fairly good-looking woman, considering her age...she looks OK there, too...DEAR GOD, DON'T SMILE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-09 08:04:34 AM

unicron702: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

I think shape and chest positioning > size. Size is important, but I've seen girls with big'uns that look fantastic in a bra, then they take it off and they're halfway down her torso and a 4 inch gap between them. Not sexy.


THIS

shape > size every day, all day
 
2012-06-09 08:25:11 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

"I miss my mommy's fake boobies..."
 
2012-06-09 08:27:18 AM
British hot
 
2012-06-09 08:45:23 AM

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


Not.

Got to lay hands on some fakies once, it felt like trying to squeeze over-filled water balloons.
 
2012-06-09 08:51:59 AM

LtDarkstar: I'd do anything to be smaller or even flat chested, I *really hate* being a DDD cup... these things are just TOO BIG and because of their size have even torn cartilage between my ribs at one point which was so painful I ended up in the emergency room thinking I had a heart attack! Trust me, having boobs ain't all that!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-09 09:21:18 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


I'm being followed by a nip shadow
nip shadow
nip shadow
 
2012-06-09 09:23:00 AM
Chicka, you have an awesome ass, just let the whole boob thing go.
Just. Let. It. Go.
 
2012-06-09 09:24:07 AM
Was it the bags themselves that burst, or her skin that literally ripped open?
 
2012-06-09 09:33:05 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


no.

bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.


fusillade762: Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.

My thoughts as well. Sounds like her doctor is an idiot for not recommending a smaller size.


TFA: "I'd be boosted to a 34D, I'd have been happy with an A cup but because my boobs had swelled to a D when I was pregnant the surgeons filled the skin that was already there."

Ther ya goes. R'in'TFA actually gives info, t the current bun, no less! WHOODUTHUNKT?!?

Glicky: Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.

Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?


When dealing with either face to face. Unless you no longer like the current arrangement of said face, then loudmouth as much as possible on the subject, and an appropriate re-arrangement shall no doubt ensue.

Bathia_Mapes: Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants

This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)

They haven't gotten any complaints from their SOs.


Citation? I ask because I know a guy filing for divorce because his girl got a 'surprize' boob-job, that has ruined her perfect B's to a set of DD rocks (saline, FWIW)

Oh, the huge mammories...
 
2012-06-09 09:36:07 AM
Why is she wearing a sack over her belly? WTF?
 
2012-06-09 09:36:13 AM

kevinboehm: It's a kind of... rubber/latex thing that can be used to 'stuff' a bra. This is an example.


I shouldn't have clicked on this. This is going to f*ck up what Amazon recommends for me for a while.
 
2012-06-09 09:38:05 AM

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.


pics or it didnt happen
 
2012-06-09 09:54:10 AM
From the pic., it looks like they've found Demi and Bruce's long lost daughter.
 
2012-06-09 10:04:49 AM

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


I was hoping it was "spoiler boobs". :/
 
2012-06-09 10:05:31 AM

Archimedes' Principal: From the pic., it looks like they've found Demi and Bruce's long lost daughter.


Whenever I see their kids, I am reminded of the song "Pig and Elephant DNA Just Don't Mix."
 
2012-06-09 10:28:26 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how, as a feminist, I'm supposed to look upon forced Victorian-style corsetry with horror . . . and we are supposed to be soo relieved that we don't have to wear 1950's-style girdles. . you're supposed to want to burn your bra as a symbol of the "male harness" constraining your body. . . but slitting the body open, and inserting a goddamned foreign body to make your tits artificially bigger is "empowering."

What. the. everloving. fark.

And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.
 
2012-06-09 10:34:33 AM

naveline: And don't EVEN try to tell tell me women would accept guys with fake dick implants if that technology were possible.


*dammit* (re-purposes 10yr savings account)
 
2012-06-09 10:54:19 AM
I'm pretty sure the whole less than an A cup to a D cup jump is the reason for these problems. Most surgeons advise against it, some strait up will not do it. I'm sure the Fark Trannys will chime in about this one being true.
 
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