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(The Sun)   Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-06-09 01:48:42 AM  
 
2012-06-09 01:49:34 AM  
Tattoos... not hot. Foot tattoos... idiotic trend and really not hot.

Fake tits? Christ. Women who get fake tits are morons. I literally cannot fap to porn stars with fake tits because they're so gross.
 
2012-06-09 01:50:46 AM  

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.
 
2012-06-09 01:53:58 AM  

phoxxy: bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.

Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest.


Yowza :3~
 
2012-06-09 01:54:24 AM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: So what the fark happened? Article light on technical details.



Shush, we're talking tits not technicalities. Go stand over there unless you have pics to contribute.
 
2012-06-09 01:54:28 AM  
Came for a Charwoman reference. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-09 01:55:18 AM  
Sorry about that. I'm so good in the sack that women's breasts literally explode with delight. I probably should not have given her the full treatment so soon after surgery.
 
2012-06-09 01:56:32 AM  
Yeah, with all the tattoos, there is something else going on.
 
2012-06-09 01:57:06 AM  
That's 27? DAYUM.
 
2012-06-09 01:58:23 AM  

GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip


imgboot.com

Har. Check out the visually similar images.
 
2012-06-09 02:05:09 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: GungFu: NSFW? Nip Shadow?

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x498]

/coat.hang.nip

[imgboot.com image 617x456]

Har. Check out the visually similar images.


Is that Kim Jong-il? *Looks closer* No, it's a toilet.
 
2012-06-09 02:06:13 AM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-09 02:06:52 AM  

Balchinian: Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?

Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.


Now when is it appropriate to use pikey versus chav?
 
2012-06-09 02:16:46 AM  
 
2012-06-09 02:17:04 AM  
At first I had several questions that popped in mind, such as the following:
I wonder, Is the implant overfilled beyond the manufacturer's suggestion?
Did the surgeon advise against such a dramatic size increase?
Did she do anything strenuous before her surgery has fully closed that has exacerbated the situation?
Can I take the Sun as reliable news source?
Did her body reject the implants despite every effort to cause her body to accept foreign materials such as implants?

By that last question, it occurred to me that we really don't have the full story and from the article itself, it mentions that the second implant has a 50/50 chance of rejection again. (paraphrased.) This implies that the first one is a rejection as well. Kylie (the person who got the enhancement) even admitted that hers is an 'extreme case'.

To which I am now wondering, why is this a news story? Then it hit me - 'Fark - It's not news.'

Ha.

I'm an idiot.
 
2012-06-09 02:21:07 AM  

Mazzic518: SpinStopper: paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.

Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)

[Why don't you have a seat over there.jpg]


Be nice.

The first was 19 while I was 19, the second was 20 while I was 21, and the third was... at least 28. Pbbbth ;)
 
2012-06-09 02:26:45 AM  
Oh you pretty Titty Bang Bang
Titty Titty Bang Bang
We love you.
 
2012-06-09 02:28:56 AM  
Maybe it's because she waited 6 weeks to have a bath?
 
2012-06-09 02:33:23 AM  
I have literally exploded onto boobs before but have never had them explode upon me, except perhaps in the metaphorical sense - that when said boobs are first revealed unto the face that the immediacy of contact and the changing dynamic from non-boob to boob world is an "explosion" of booberific boob-experience. But yeah, that's not literal, you wouldn't want that, no, uh, and it would be particularly disturbing if you exploded on someone's boobs and then the boobs exploded right back at you. So, yeah that's just terrible. Hotties with exploding boobs - haunt your dreams.
 
2012-06-09 02:34:35 AM  
First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?
 
2012-06-09 02:35:23 AM  
i359.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 02:35:51 AM  

captjc: First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?


wat
 
2012-06-09 02:37:43 AM  
Immediate 54 year old.
 
2012-06-09 02:42:41 AM  
listverse.files.wordpress.com

\first thing I thought of...
 
2012-06-09 02:43:14 AM  
 
2012-06-09 02:44:12 AM  
I thought that headline was for the Lindsey Lohan car wreck thread. Never mind.
 
2012-06-09 02:45:16 AM  

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


exactly.. cute little boobs are cute.. big fake ones are just nasty and get really ugly with age..
 
2012-06-09 02:47:47 AM  
FTFA: "I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

At that point I would have used hidden cameras.
 
2012-06-09 02:49:38 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 03:00:28 AM  

libranoelrose: captjc: First the story about large breasts being a health risk and now this. Deadly breasts trifecta in play?

wat


This story from Yesterday. It is still on the front page of Fark.
 
2012-06-09 03:07:40 AM  
"I was with the dad of my two eldest children for 14 years but he never saw me naked without a bra."

Alright, baby-daddy, you fail at the man thing. I'm a generous guy, and I like to help, so I'm going to set you straight. Repeat after me, "Honey, I think you're beautiful. You have nothing to be ashamed of, and [I married you | I'm with you] because I like every part of you. I want for you to be comfortable around me, even when you're nude. Trust me, I love you and your entire body."

I can get you to say the words, Sir, but I can't make you mean them. You're going to have to do that. When you do, you get your man card back. Until then, I'm holding on to it. Procedure.
 
2012-06-09 03:13:02 AM  

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.
 
2012-06-09 03:16:40 AM  

fragMasterFlash: They made him better, stronger, faster. Did his balls explode when he fapped?


No, but I'm sure he poked a few people's eyes out.
 
2012-06-09 03:29:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.


It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.
 
2012-06-09 03:30:28 AM  

phoxxy: But that's the thing. You can see the full arch of a boob in the shadow. That means SOMETHING significant enough to cast a shadow is actually there. Something more than just being "flat chested".... if you catch my drift.


Or she's standing slightly behind an overhead light that exaggerates the shadow; without knowing the angle between her chest and the light source you can't say anything about size.

cloudfront2.bostinno.com
 
2012-06-09 03:38:29 AM  
Back when I was younger, the universe was warmer, and a dollar bill was still worth $0.37 I had a girlfriend who was as flat chested as a 10 year old. Nothing but a couple of nips standing up like thumbs. Sweetest girl ever and great in the sack. Nothing is worse than fake boobs. Girls, work on your personality and education, conditioning, and when the right guy comes along he'll not give a damn about your upper thoracic subcutaneous fat deposits. Be happy. Stay natural.
 
2012-06-09 03:42:16 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


I've heard there are under the pectoral implants that there are pretty good, either way I'm not doing implants.
/Although I am now curious as to hot Bathia_Mapes finds boobies ;)
 
2012-06-09 03:45:42 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D
 
2012-06-09 03:50:55 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D


Scholarly research. I'm hoping my grant from Bausch & Lomb comes through..
 
2012-06-09 03:53:48 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?


No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

i560.photobucket.com

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves
 
2012-06-09 03:54:45 AM  
Fake tits are only an improvement when you've got something genuinely wrong with your breasts, like if they're small but hang like socks to your belly button or one is square. There is noting wrong with humble breasts. Myself and many others prefer them to large breasts. But mostly, breasts are breasts. Guys just don't care all that much. Sure, we have our ideals, but we're not so picky. I imagine it is similar to what girls think about penises.

But in the end, it's your self-esteem and your body. Do whatever the hell you want with it.
 
2012-06-09 03:54:56 AM  

sithon: I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.


This. A healthy bod is beautiful.
 
2012-06-09 03:59:13 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?

It depends. Are we talking about bolt-on boobs (aka Frankentits) or the ones that actually look the the real deal? Because the former are definitely not hot.

It's the jiggle of a real breast that seems to be tough to achieve in an ersatz add-on. Easily distinguishable through backward binoculars from three blocks away.


If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?
 
2012-06-09 04:00:22 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?

No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves


Snerk, interesting graph :)
 
2012-06-09 04:06:48 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Bathia_Mapes: Are you speaking from personal experience? :-D

Scholarly research. I'm hoping my grant from Bausch & Lomb comes through..


I applaud your dedication. Keep up the good work.
 
2012-06-09 04:08:22 AM  

swahnhennessy: Fake tits are only an improvement when you've got something genuinely wrong with your breasts, like if they're small but hang like socks to your belly button or one is square.


IMO the worst real boobs I've ever seen were about as bad as the best fake ones, and we're talking "wet paper bags" of the third-world variety here. A real breast has to be pretty damned awful to be worse than the mangled variety.

There is noting wrong with humble breasts. Myself and many others prefer them to large breasts. But mostly, breasts are breasts. Guys just don't care all that much. Sure, we have our ideals, but we're not so picky.

This.

When I was a teenager, the only thing I cared about was the size. Didn't mind implants back then. Anything was good as long as they were *huge*.

Then I grew up.

But in the end, it's your self-esteem and your body. Do whatever the hell you want with it.

...But don't expect stable, mature men to like your mangled, ruined, faked-up frankenteats. ;)
 
2012-06-09 04:08:55 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Bathia_Mapes: or the ones that actually look the the real deal?

No such thing.

Fake boobs look fake, unless you happen to be in that *one* pose where they sorta look right and then shoop out the wrong bits.

[i560.photobucket.com image 640x500]

/goes to nudist beaches
//fake boobs are *very* obvious
///really wish women would stop mutilating themselves


I've seen some post-mastectomy implants that look very realistic, but these women also weren't going for the massively oversized porn star look either.
 
2012-06-09 04:10:12 AM  

fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?


I propose a carefully planned, scientifically conducted test. All volunteers shall be fairly considered.

EIP
 
2012-06-09 04:13:04 AM  

fusillade762: If they're good enough that you can't tell then how would you know?


Here's the thing; if there was possible to make fake boobs that look like the real thing, there would be a large grey zone between "bad implants" and "OMG I can't believe those are implants." Lots of "not sure" and "maybe."

That grey zone does not exist. Boobs are either real or they are obviously fake. No grey zone. No room for doubt.

Again; I swim at nudist beaches. I see lots of boobs (and other things). The fake boobs are very, very obvious, in a bad way. They're farking hideous.
 
2012-06-09 04:16:28 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: post-mastectomy implants


This, btw, is the only situation in which a woman can get implants without also being a vapid twit. (that I know of)

that look very realistic

"Look very realistic" doesn't cut it in the eyes of a man. ;)
 
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