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(The Sun)   Twenty-seven-year-old hottie: "My boobs literally exploded" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 200
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2012-06-08 10:53:02 PM
UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?
 
2012-06-08 11:45:41 PM
This never happens to Katie Price.

Or has it?
 
2012-06-08 11:50:46 PM
I felt the same way when I reached puberty.
 
2012-06-08 11:51:00 PM
Self esteem issues aren't pretty.
 
2012-06-08 11:58:55 PM
Her head looks way too big for her body in that first picture.
Or maybe not.

I don't know what it is.
Just something is way off in that first picture.
 
2012-06-09 12:00:05 AM
I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.
 
2012-06-09 12:04:04 AM
Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.
 
2012-06-09 12:25:04 AM
I like the small ones, too bad she ruined em.
 
2012-06-09 12:28:33 AM
Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...
 
2012-06-09 12:31:56 AM
This is a classic example of the have-nots overshooting their ability to become a have. She should have first purchased A cups. Then B cups. Then C cups. Give each set a year to settle in.

/also make sure they remove the previous cups before they install the new ones.
 
2012-06-09 12:40:31 AM
I think she needs a knee rounding surgery before a boob job.
 
2012-06-09 12:54:20 AM
I was promised a hottie...
 
2012-06-09 01:22:49 AM
Bigger Boobs or Bust!
 
2012-06-09 01:25:21 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


It's very subjective...
 
2012-06-09 01:25:24 AM
now I'm terrified my new ones will be rejected too

If only her brain was as big as her new boobs...
 
2012-06-09 01:26:04 AM

Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...


Didn't you see the photo of her mum further down the page?
 
2012-06-09 01:26:09 AM
Fake titties. Hot or not?
 
2012-06-09 01:26:18 AM
I found this disturbingly easy to fap to.
 
2012-06-09 01:26:53 AM
Unfortunately, I don't think she learned the most important lesson of all... if she hadn't been stupid and vain and not had bags of saline shoved into her chest, this never would have happened.
 
2012-06-09 01:27:31 AM
that pic is okay...yeah, she's a fairly good-looking woman, considering her age...she looks OK there, too...DEAR GOD, DON'T SMILE!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!1!!
 
2012-06-09 01:27:34 AM
In Britain, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
 
2012-06-09 01:27:37 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


I don't even know how she had the skin required to make that kind of change
 
2012-06-09 01:28:17 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


the technical term we use is 'douchebag'
 
2012-06-09 01:28:24 AM
Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit
 
2012-06-09 01:28:36 AM

Need_MindBleach: Fake titties. Hot or not?


I think shape and chest positioning > size. Size is important, but I've seen girls with big'uns that look fantastic in a bra, then they take it off and they're halfway down her torso and a 4 inch gap between them. Not sexy.
 
2012-06-09 01:29:02 AM
i4.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:29:11 AM
if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes
 
2012-06-09 01:29:31 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:30:28 AM
British hot.
 
2012-06-09 01:31:20 AM
What a flat chested woman might look like:

us.cdn2.123rf.com
 
2012-06-09 01:31:57 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


Weeeellllll, she looks like one, especially when standing next to her mom. Pikey is very similar to what we here in the US call "trailer trash". It is a socio-economic term. I'd say it is likely.

Nice wig on her mom though, yes? lol

Oh, and Subby...even for jolly old England, that is not a hottie.

/Married to a Brit hottie.
 
2012-06-09 01:32:01 AM

Warthog: UK Farkers, help me out here: is this what you call a pikey?


Only if you like dags. You like dags?
 
2012-06-09 01:32:46 AM
I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.
 
2012-06-09 01:33:34 AM

davynelson: if you have a boob job please stay away

as it means you're a no-esteem dumbass with poor taste

yikes




Seeing what image society feeds them..Can you really blame her or anyone else?
 
2012-06-09 01:34:00 AM

Paris1127: Kylie revealed: "I wore chicken fillets 24 hours a day, even in bed. I was wearing them so much they were giving me sores.

I hope that's a type of bra, because that just sounds so unsanitary...


Apparently that's a bra filler in Brit slang. I remember the term being used on the pilot of Doc Martin and not knowing exactly what the joke was... now I know!
 
2012-06-09 01:36:15 AM

cowgirl toffee: I felt the same way when I reached puberty.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-09 01:37:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...


...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?
 
2012-06-09 01:38:19 AM

paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.


Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)
 
2012-06-09 01:40:58 AM

RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?


Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland
 
2012-06-09 01:42:27 AM
I remember the time when 'my balls literally exploded' in my pants.

I literally died of shame because I was watching Schindler's List at the time.

/literally
 
2012-06-09 01:42:43 AM

Smeggy Smurf: RibbyK: Smeggy Smurf: Big tits won't help that face. Big tits won't overcome the crazy from having 3 crotchfruit...

...from two guys. How the hell can a single mother afford 4,000 quid implants and a beach vacation?

Welfare fraud or whatever they call it over in pikeyland


Caravan fraud.
 
2012-06-09 01:43:53 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


In the metric system, that's only like .7 cup sizes.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:18 AM
The real tragedy here is women who think they need to mutilate themselves to feel better about themselves, plus ruining perfectly good breasts.

Fake tits look bad, feel awful, can't move, and overall suck. You're left with two half-globes or full-globes that lost their flexibility, so they're always sticking straight out. They don't sag, they don't swing together or separate, they just sit there like bumps on a log. It's... ugh.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:32 AM

SpinStopper: paygun: I've never seen a flat chested girl that would look better with fake tits.

Ditto, and I have been intimate with a couple of women who literally had no breasts at all, and this wasn't because of surgery. I'd take flat as a board over fake any day ;)


[Why don't you have a seat over there.jpg]
 
2012-06-09 01:44:40 AM

Lando Lincoln: Going from a "less-than-A-cup" to "size D" doesn't sound like a good move.


My thoughts as well. Sounds like her doctor is an idiot for not recommending a smaller size.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:47 AM
With delight?
 
2012-06-09 01:45:29 AM
NSFW? Nip Shadow?

img.thesun.co.uk

/coat.hang.nip
 
2012-06-09 01:46:18 AM

bingethinker: I know women's boobs get bigger when they're breastfeeding, but to go from nothing to a D-cup? I kind of doubt it.


Yup, I agree.

I went from a D to a G in 48 hours after my milk came in with the youngest. (Luckily didn't get as big with my second child.) But it is possible to jump that dramatically in cup sizes for MOST women.

As far as being flat chested, duct system for the milk is in place, but the connective tissues for the breast itself doesn't manifest or grow for some reason. It is conceivable for a woman who is flat chested to gain a couple of cup sizes, but I think a D is stretching it.... literally. That would have to be quite painful and I'm sure there would be some repercussions with excess skin after multiple births if that is the case. But I am willing to bet she was probably no bigger than a B at most and she just went overboard when she found out she could get a free set of tits out of the deal and justified the size by lying about it.
 
2012-06-09 01:46:35 AM

diaphoresis: Lionel Mandrake: I was promised a hottie...

It's very subjective...


Ugly Submitters are ugly, so they take it out on women in articles.
 
2012-06-09 01:47:52 AM
So what the fark happened? Article light on technical details.
 
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