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2012-06-09 12:21:04 AM
I blame all the pot shops.
 
2012-06-09 12:46:19 AM
Damn, I was gonna make a weed joke!

But done in one.
 
2012-06-09 01:30:30 AM
At least they're more active and less likely to be fatties...
 
2012-06-09 05:54:57 AM

drnugget: I blame all the pot shops.


Unlimited online porn and video games.

Who needs the real thing when the virtual experience is always available.
 
2012-06-09 06:44:53 AM
Are they over 18?

No? Stay in school, do you homework, eat your veggies, and try not get eaten by a bear.

Yes? AW YEAH! Hello boys and girls, I'm uncle doglover and while I'm drinking this here beer, because I can do that y'see and you can't, you're gonna hear a short speech about my time in chemistry class, physics class, and shop class. At the end of this speech, you're all of you probably going to do some incredibly foolish things involving words like potato, combustion, and trajectory. I cannot condone this behavior yet neither can I fault you for it as you are legally adults and I'm just telling you a story. Just remember the the S's whatever you do: Stay Safe, Stupid.
 
2012-06-09 06:58:30 AM
i.usatoday.net

Totally boring.
 
2012-06-09 07:08:10 AM
Pussies.
 
2012-06-09 07:09:48 AM
What's wrong with African-American teens now?
 
2012-06-09 07:24:50 AM
i.imgur.com

/That was set in Colorado, right?
 
2012-06-09 07:35:01 AM

bahknee: [i.usatoday.net image 245x182]

Totally boring.


damn, beat me to it
 
2012-06-09 07:40:33 AM
As a sexagenarian in Denver who had wild sex last night, I am getting a kick out of this thread. Hey kids, have more sex even if you are alone, its good for you!
 
2012-06-09 07:43:09 AM
Wat? A story about teens that's not "OMG THE SNOWFLAKES ARE INTO EVERYTHING PERVERTED AND DANGEROUS IMAGINABLE, AND PEDOS AND BOOGIEMEN ARE UNDER THEIR BEDS! Film at 11."?

And they wonder why people are abandoning traditional media.
 
2012-06-09 07:50:02 AM
At least that's what they tell snoopy people like pollsters and their parents.
 
2012-06-09 07:52:01 AM
Colorado is the greatest state in the Union. If you disagree, you're a filthy traitor.
This is fact and cannot be disputed.
 
2012-06-09 07:57:13 AM
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
 
2012-06-09 08:07:33 AM

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.


...and a gay one!
 
2012-06-09 08:09:49 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 320x302]

/That was set in Colorado, right?


Nope, California.

This and Clock Work Orange were my two favorite movies when I was 13. And now I'm on Fark.
 
2012-06-09 08:42:14 AM

bahknee: Totally boring.


prescription antidepressants and violence -->

/sure, sure, dismiss my argument
//'works' (moderately, placatingly) for a vast number of paying customers
/every 1 in x snaps though
//jared, columbine, VTech, some kook in Germany iirc
/how 'bout that canadien uh,.. yeah
 
2012-06-09 08:43:42 AM
I was gonna say it's that Christian thing in Colorado but then I read the article and saw marijuana usage at 23%. They're too baked to do anything.
 
2012-06-09 08:45:49 AM
They're all raking in money -- high -- on porn cams and not interested in you, plebeianmitter.
 
2012-06-09 08:52:38 AM
Ha, my teenage son was one of the teens "sampled". My kids are tragically boring. We've actually suggested that they SHOULD have some secret shenanigans going on. Alas, I think the lure of the internet and their vast home entertainment options are too much for them to overcome.
 
2012-06-09 09:02:44 AM

badscooter: [i.imgur.com image 320x302]

/That was set in Colorado, right?


It was set in New Granada. :-D
 
2012-06-09 09:21:13 AM
Boring yes, but are they hawt?
 
2012-06-09 09:30:49 AM

Buffet: My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.
No sex and no fistfights makes Jack a dull boy.

...and a gay one!


Newsflash for you: Gay kids have sex too.
 
2012-06-09 10:40:46 AM
These guys make the best of it though.
cdn.twentytwowords.com
 
2012-06-09 11:13:39 AM
It's better that they're smoking cannabis than those nasty and addicting nicotine cancer sticks. /not sarcastic
 
2012-06-09 11:16:30 AM
I thought it would be an article about a trepanning fad.
 
2012-06-09 12:25:21 PM
What is "enough fruit juice"? I would say "none" is about right. Fruit is healthy. Fruit juice, not so much (in fact you almost might as well drink a soda).
 
2012-06-09 12:58:12 PM
Colorado teens are boring liars.

FIFY Subby
 
2012-06-09 01:30:54 PM

vodka: What is "enough fruit juice"? I would say "none" is about right. Fruit is healthy. Fruit juice, not so much (in fact you almost might as well drink a soda).


Came here just to make the comment about the article mentioning "enough fruit juice."

Thanks for doing the work for me.
 
2012-06-09 02:49:50 PM

blackhonda: As a sexagenarian in Denver who had wild sex last night, I am getting a kick out of this thread. Hey kids, have more sex even if you are alone, its good for you!


dammit that was sexy. and i feel sexier for having read it.

/take me down
//to sexy town
 
2012-06-09 03:18:14 PM
Well that was not what I expected- the text in the link was "/colorado-teens-sex-fight-activity-rate" So I was kinda curious about what that entailed. I imagined kinda a coed fight club that got a little rapey.
 
2012-06-09 07:31:18 PM

OccamsWhiskers: Ha, my teenage son was one of the teens "sampled". My kids are tragically boring. We've actually suggested that they SHOULD have some secret shenanigans going on. Alas, I think the lure of the internet and their vast home entertainment options are too much for them to overcome.


I'm gonna be honest with you, if my parents ever suggested to me that I should have "secret shenanigans" I would assume that they are trying to kill me for life insurance. Or maybe that "secret shenanigans" is what led them to live the life they lived and I should avoid "secret shenanigans" if I don't want to end up like them.

/secret shenanigans
 
2012-06-10 02:54:11 AM
I don't know...an individual making good choices toward a goal is one thing but an overall trend of less sex and fighting is kind of disturbing.
 
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