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(WRCB)   The Lord said to make a joyful noise. He just didn't mean doing it for five hours at a time every Sunday as loud as you possibly can. Plus, you probably shouldn't be "goofing off and cussing" when police show up   ( divider line
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2012-06-08 10:32:25 PM  
3 votes:

Waldo Pepper:
but don't judge Christians by the bad apples,

Especially since I'm an atheist
2012-06-09 01:06:16 AM  
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: I also understand arguing about it with those who don't feel the same is pretty much a waste of time. There is no 100% concrete scientific proof on the non creation/non divine intervention side and other than the Bible which is taken as false by non Christians nothing 100% on the creation side.

What makes you believe I'm an athiest? I follow the teachings of Jesus every day. Though to be fair I follow the homeless hippie philosopher google ("don't be evil") Jesus, not the flying zombie psychopath ("if you don't eat the living flesh from my body I will send you and everyone you have ever loved to a place of everlasting fire and torment") Jesus.
2012-06-09 12:08:50 AM  
2 votes:

eddiesocket: This is the part where Christians say "well, since when do we take our moral cues from animals?!"
And around and around we go...

Waldo Pepper: i don't put animals in the same category as humans, no souls.

2012-06-08 11:30:19 PM  
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: eddiesocket: Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.

/Buzz. I'm gay.

Woody, I'll let my cousin know if he breaks up with his life partner. he is a heck of a guy

Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone. Dr. Freud to the white courtesy phone, please.
2012-06-08 10:23:17 PM  
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.
2012-06-08 09:48:33 PM  
2 votes:

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Cue the "I hate Christian" liberal rhetoric in 3...2...

Queue the whiny "conservative" outrage in...3...oh wait, it's already here.
2012-06-08 09:21:03 PM  
2 votes:
I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.
2012-06-08 09:18:36 PM  
2 votes:
She told them she spent five hours on Sundays praising and dancing to music by Johnny Cash, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson and The Judds.

Hell is such a subjective thing.
2012-06-09 02:28:54 AM  
1 vote:
coasm.files.wordpress.comThis isn't applicable anymore?
2012-06-09 01:49:27 AM  
1 vote:
Damn you fark. All the typing and it didn't even post it.
2012-06-09 01:41:01 AM  
1 vote:

Waldo Pepper: eddiesocket: Waldo Pepper: eddiesocket: Waldo Pepper: no different that the one night stand the chick gets knocked up and she decides to have the baby and the man has to pay child support for a kid he doesn't want.

Holy shiat.

Seriously? Men shouldn't have to pay child support? (Provided of course, they "didn't want" the kid?) You're seriously advocating that? I thought the poster above was being harsh when he said don't procreate, but I had no idea until just now how morally abhorrent you are.

did I say men shouldn't pay child support? dang nothing like making an issue out of nothing. i simply said it is unfair the a man has to pay child support if he doesn't want the kid but the has no say if the woman doesn't want to have the kid and he does. how is that abhorrent? I also said in the "one night stand context"

If you don't know how that's abhorrent, i honestly don't know what to say to you. You're even pro-life. Which means if a man and a woman have a one-night stand and the woman gets pregnant you believe it is wrong and should be illegal for her to have an abortion and that it is unfair for the man to pay child-support. Do I have that right?

only from a rights stand point yes you have it wrong. why should a woman have more rights than a man? if all things are equal why does the man have no choice? that is all i'm saying.

Things are not equal between men and women involving children. Women have more rights because they are the one stuck with the kid most of the time and they birth the child. Natural law and all.
2012-06-09 01:19:37 AM  
1 vote:
Finding Waldo used to be hard. Now he screams his opinions from the rooftop and then denies he ever said that at all because lalalala.
2012-06-09 12:17:31 AM  
1 vote:

the ha ha guy: Waldo Pepper: i don't put animals in the same category as humans, no souls.

Very well, since you can provide no proof of this "natural law", I will assume you're basing it on religion until you can prove otherwise (extraordinary claims...).

Now, assuming your side is based on religion, why is it that I am not allowed to impose my religious beliefs on your family, yet you feel that it's fine for people to impose your religious beliefs on mine?

If I am wrong, if your argument not based on religion, then you should be able to provide some credible peer-reviewed scientific proof of the "natural law" you claim to base your beliefs on.

Isn't that remarkable? He actually argued that human beings having souls is part of natural law.
2012-06-08 11:57:32 PM  
1 vote:

the ha ha guy: Waldo Pepper: where did I say I was denying basic human rights to anyone?

You did not say that you were doing it, you said that there's nothing wrong with it.

If you're going to have a debate, at least try to remember your own words.

Waldo Pepper: There could also be what is known as natural law and there could be arguments saying homosexuality goes against nature.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

This "natural law" does not exist, or else there would be no documented cases of homosexuality among animals, let alone well documented in 500 species and observed in 1500.

There's my proof, now where's yours?

This is the part where Christians say "well, since when do we take our moral cues from animals?!"
And around and around we go...
2012-06-08 11:51:12 PM  
1 vote:
I'm so confused. What kind of person creates this story? I know several people who would actually spend five hours noisily praising God all afternoon, but none of them listen to Randy Travis and cuss.
2012-06-08 10:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who was expecting this story to be about neighbors complaining about loud sex?
2012-06-08 09:29:58 PM  
1 vote:
What a REAL joyful noise might sound like:


I likes
2012-06-08 09:28:18 PM  
1 vote:
I wish Xians like her would read the Bible (specifically the Sermon on the Mount) then go into their closets and STFU.
2012-06-08 09:24:04 PM  
1 vote:
What a joyful noise may sound like: Link
2012-06-08 09:19:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised she didn't complain about her Constitutional rights being violated.
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