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(WRCB)   The Lord said to make a joyful noise. He just didn't mean doing it for five hours at a time every Sunday as loud as you possibly can. Plus, you probably shouldn't be "goofing off and cussing" when police show up   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 319
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2012-06-08 09:15:50 PM  
Reexamine.
 
2012-06-08 09:18:36 PM  
She told them she spent five hours on Sundays praising and dancing to music by Johnny Cash, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson and The Judds.

Hell is such a subjective thing.
 
2012-06-08 09:19:45 PM  
I'm surprised she didn't complain about her Constitutional rights being violated.
 
2012-06-08 09:21:03 PM  
I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.
 
2012-06-08 09:23:48 PM  

NutWrench: She told them she spent five hours on Sundays praising and dancing to music by Johnny Cash, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson and The Judds.

Hell is such a subjective thing.


Bravo....
 
2012-06-08 09:24:04 PM  
What a joyful noise may sound like: Link
 
2012-06-08 09:26:16 PM  
Going. G-O-I-N-G off and cussing.
 
2012-06-08 09:27:38 PM  
And not a single goof was given that day...
 
2012-06-08 09:28:18 PM  
I wish Xians like her would read the Bible (specifically the Sermon on the Mount) then go into their closets and STFU.
 
2012-06-08 09:29:47 PM  
The consequences will never be the same.
 
2012-06-08 09:29:58 PM  
What a REAL joyful noise might sound like:

Joyful

I likes
 
2012-06-08 09:36:45 PM  
God speaks in mysterious ways, farking twat-shiat, motherfarker.

;)
 
2012-06-08 09:37:29 PM  
starsmedia.ign.com

I am speaking in a normal voice!
 
2012-06-08 09:41:04 PM  
Hardshell she ain't.
 
2012-06-08 09:46:42 PM  
Cue the "I hate Christian" liberal rhetoric in 3...2...
 
2012-06-08 09:46:57 PM  
Personally I think it's a CRIME that people are now getting ticketed for praycussing. This is exactly what the Conservatives have been warning us about. You put a Muslim in charge of the country and of course he's going to make it illegal for you to practice Christianity. Haven't any of you read the Bible? Clearly you haven't, or you'd have known exactly how this would turn out.
 
2012-06-08 09:48:33 PM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Cue the "I hate Christian" liberal rhetoric in 3...2...


Queue the whiny "conservative" outrage in...3...oh wait, it's already here.
 
2012-06-08 09:51:18 PM  

NutWrench: She told them she spent five hours on Sundays praising and dancing to music by Johnny Cash, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson and The Judds.

Hell is such a subjective thing.


Thank god she wasn't listening to polka music.
 
2012-06-08 09:52:47 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 10:08:37 PM  
Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.
 
2012-06-08 10:11:20 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


You have proffered the most inane misunderstanding of history ever.

Well done, man/
 
2012-06-08 10:14:55 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


I was raised Catholic, my childhood was made incredibly worse by Christians. Imagine being 9 and you're told by an adult that would never lie to you (haha) that there's a fiery eternal pit of pain and horror that awaits anyone who doesn't believe in this weird hairy dude.

/No, I wasn't an altar boy.
 
2012-06-08 10:15:04 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


Mine was. When I was 12, My brother-in-law told me I was going to Hell for not reading the bible then performed an exorcism on me while he was naked.

/csb
 
2012-06-08 10:16:27 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: I'm surprised she didn't complain about her Constitutional rights being violated.


Soon her right to praise the Lord loudly will be protected by the North Dakota Constitution. I imagine TN will follow.
 
2012-06-08 10:17:26 PM  

adeist69: I wish Xians like her would read the Bible


Unfortunately, "Whacha readin' for?" is more like their operating philosophy.
 
2012-06-08 10:18:40 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


What is your motivation for white knighting for Jesus. He's not gonna' sleep with you ...unless you're 8 years old dude.
 
2012-06-08 10:19:31 PM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Cue the "I hate Christian" liberal rhetoric in 3...2...


My very conservative father and brother also hate Christians.
 
2012-06-08 10:22:58 PM  
Am I the only one who was expecting this story to be about neighbors complaining about loud sex?
 
2012-06-08 10:23:17 PM  

Waldo Pepper: I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-06-08 10:24:28 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.



When I was 9, my mom gave birth to my baby sister.
She passed away at 7 months from SIDS.

My Mom was a very devout Christian at the time. Her first Sunday back at church after my sister had died a group of church ladies were saying how sorry they all were etc etc.
That is until one of the ladies mentioned that it was too bad my Mom hadn't prayed more because if she had God wouldn't have taken her daughter (my sister) from her. All of the other ladies nodded their heads and agreed wholeheartedly. See to them, and a good many other Christians, bad things only happen to bad people who don't believe and pray too God enough. Those bad people deserve everything that happens to them.

This is what Christianity has become in this country. An excuse to stand on their personal pulpits and condemn those they feel are less worthy. It's not about worshiping Christ. It's not following in the image of Christ. It's personal gratification and an excuse for bigotry.

I don't mean to paint the broad brush. I know there are 'Real Christians' out there who do follow the words of Christ. But they are the exception to the rule these days.
 
2012-06-08 10:26:13 PM  

One Bad Apple: Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.

What is your motivation for white knighting for Jesus. He's not gonna' sleep with you ...unless you're 8 years old dude.


Why would I want him to sleep with me?
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it is what I believe.
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The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old. I remember when Fark was a place for fun, snarky comments and boobies. Now it is simply anti Christian, pro gay and well it doesn't matter, the links are getting repetitive or simply linked to make money.
 
2012-06-08 10:27:48 PM  
 
2012-06-08 10:29:00 PM  

Bunnyhat: That is until one of the ladies mentioned that it was too bad my Mom hadn't prayed more because if she had God wouldn't have taken her daughter (my sister) from her.


Similar thing with my mom when she gave birth to a Down's Syndrome baby. My aunt told her this happened because she was yoked to an unbeliever (my aunt's brother)
 
2012-06-08 10:29:33 PM  

MAYORBOB: I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.


....and yet double standards (giant loud speakers, 5 times azan daily) are not only applied but actually encouraged for fear of offending the minorities in the good ole USA.

img2.allvoices.com
Islamic Center, Dearborn MI
 
2012-06-08 10:30:40 PM  

Bunnyhat: Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.


When I was 9, my mom gave birth to my baby sister.
She passed away at 7 months from SIDS.

My Mom was a very devout Christian at the time. Her first Sunday back at church after my sister had died a group of church ladies were saying how sorry they all were etc etc.
That is until one of the ladies mentioned that it was too bad my Mom hadn't prayed more because if she had God wouldn't have taken her daughter (my sister) from her. All of the other ladies nodded their heads and agreed wholeheartedly. See to them, and a good many other Christians, bad things only happen to bad people who don't believe and pray too God enough. Those bad people deserve everything that happens to them.

This is what Christianity has become in this country. An excuse to stand on their personal pulpits and condemn those they feel are less worthy. It's not about worshiping Christ. It's not following in the image of Christ. It's personal gratification and an excuse for bigotry.

I don't mean to paint the broad brush. I know there are 'Real Christians' out there who do follow the words of Christ. But they are the exception to the rule these days.


sorry for your loss and those rude christians. Actually like everything it is the small numbers of idiots who make it worse. At times folks just have no clue how their statements affect others and they truly think they are helping.
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but don't judge Christians by the bad apples, much like it isn't wise to judge African-American's by Al and Jesse.
 
2012-06-08 10:31:29 PM  

Waldo Pepper: The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old.


Jesus said to bless those who persecute you.
But I'm sure that's just one of many things that you ignore.
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Christianity is stupid. Give it up.
 
2012-06-08 10:32:09 PM  
Waldo Pepper .
The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old. I remember when Fark was a place for fun, snarky comments and boobies. Now it is simply anti Christian, pro gay and well it doesn't matter, the links are getting repetitive or simply linked to make money.

What's wrong wtih pro gay? Are you a witch-burning fundamentalist Christian?

/sounds like it, why aren't you at church?
 
2012-06-08 10:32:25 PM  

Waldo Pepper:
.
but don't judge Christians by the bad apples,


Especially since I'm an atheist
 
2012-06-08 10:33:07 PM  

Waldo Pepper: One Bad Apple: Waldo Pepper: Great another fark thread where the atheist get to show off how cool they are by make fun of Christians.

okay we get it, you don't believe.

Have a nice day, please get on with your life I seriously doubt your life has been made worse by Christians.

What is your motivation for white knighting for Jesus. He's not gonna' sleep with you ...unless you're 8 years old dude.

Why would I want him to sleep with me?
.
it is what I believe.
.
The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old. I remember when Fark was a place for fun, snarky comments and boobies. Now it is simply anti Christian, pro gay and well it doesn't matter, the links are getting repetitive or simply linked to make money.


In other words: public opinion swats against our dogma, and perhaps we should retool or fail. Fail or retool, man.

;)
 
2012-06-08 10:33:16 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: MAYORBOB: I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.

....and yet double standards (giant loud speakers, 5 times azan daily) are not only applied but actually encouraged for fear of offending the minorities in the good ole USA.

[img2.allvoices.com image 609x480]
Islamic Center, Dearborn MI



The call to prayer last like 2-5 minutes.
Not a solid 5 hours of blaring music.
 
2012-06-08 10:34:02 PM  
Yet another example of the persecution of christians.

Obviously the attending officer was an athiest.
 
2012-06-08 10:34:24 PM  

0Icky0: Waldo Pepper: The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old.

Jesus said to bless those who persecute you.
But I'm sure that's just one of many things that you ignore.
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Christianity is stupid. Give it up.


P.S. Dogma fails.
 
2012-06-08 10:35:25 PM  

Waldo Pepper: sorry for your loss and those rude christians. Actually like everything it is the small numbers of idiots who make it worse. At times folks just have no clue how their statements affect others and they truly think they are helping.
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but don't judge Christians by the bad apples, much like it isn't wise to judge African-American's by Al and Jesse.



Until the majority of Christians you say are not bad apples take control over the Christian narrative currently being driven by those small numbers of idiots, then I'll change my tune.
 
2012-06-08 10:37:26 PM  

0Icky0: Waldo Pepper: The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old.

Jesus said to bless those who persecute you.
But I'm sure that's just one of many things that you ignore.
[img407.imageshack.us image 250x213]
Christianity is stupid. Give it up.


this isn't persecution this is simply annoying. how is it stupid, how does the average person believing in Christian a stupid decision?
 
2012-06-08 10:39:36 PM  
Bunnyhat
Until the majority of Christians you say are not bad apples

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
 
2012-06-08 10:43:22 PM  

Bunnyhat: SuperNinjaToad: MAYORBOB: I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.

....and yet double standards (giant loud speakers, 5 times azan daily) are not only applied but actually encouraged for fear of offending the minorities in the good ole USA.

[img2.allvoices.com image 609x480]
Islamic Center, Dearborn MI


The call to prayer last like 2-5 minutes.
Not a solid 5 hours of blaring music.


Assuming you're not a Muslim....call me again when you hear some monotonal Arabic prayer chant at full blast lasting a full 5 minutes penetrating your walls into the deepest parts of your ear canal at 5 am in the morning ... everyday 5 times a day! if you're still ok with that I'll happily concede your point.
 
2012-06-08 10:45:35 PM  
 
2012-06-08 10:49:05 PM  
She told them she spent five hours on Sundays praising and dancing to music by Johnny Cash, Randy Travis, Alan Jackson and The Judds.

img2.timeinc.net

Forever and ever, AMEN!
 
2012-06-08 10:49:34 PM  

SuperTramp: Waldo Pepper .
The anti Christian threads on fark are getting very old. I remember when Fark was a place for fun, snarky comments and boobies. Now it is simply anti Christian, pro gay and well it doesn't matter, the links are getting repetitive or simply linked to make money.

What's wrong wtih pro gay? Are you a witch-burning fundamentalist Christian?

/sounds like it, why aren't you at church?


typical response. nothing is wrong with being pro gay as there is nothing wrong with going against policies that are pro gay. personally on the gay issue i don't care either way. I'm pro life but I don't attack or make fun of those who are pro choice.
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I'm simply said the anti Christian threads on fark are getting old, we get it you hate christianity, you think they are stupid for their beliefs.
 
2012-06-08 10:49:41 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Bunnyhat: SuperNinjaToad: MAYORBOB: I love the incredible arrogance of, "I was doing this on my property."

Yeah but the noise you were making didn't stay on your property, Tammy Faye.

....and yet double standards (giant loud speakers, 5 times azan daily) are not only applied but actually encouraged for fear of offending the minorities in the good ole USA.

[img2.allvoices.com image 609x480]
Islamic Center, Dearborn MI


The call to prayer last like 2-5 minutes.
Not a solid 5 hours of blaring music.

Assuming you're not a Muslim....call me again when you hear some monotonal Arabic prayer chant at full blast lasting a full 5 minutes penetrating your walls into the deepest parts of your ear canal at 5 am in the morning ... everyday 5 times a day! if you're still ok with that I'll happily concede your point.




Can I call you when the Church bells go off at the Baptist church down the road instead at 5 Am in the morning...everyday 16 times a day?
 
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