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(My Fox NY)   Swanky UK retailer's new ads show models wetting themselves   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Harvey Nichols, Northern New Jersey, Morningside Heights  
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2012-06-09 05:41:39 AM  

skinink: This article goes a little further, and also shows their "Walk of Shame" ads. Why is the ad disgusting? It's not showing the actual act of peeing.

FTA: "The 'Walk of Shame' advert for Harvey Nichols shown at Christmas drew criticism for what some said was the glamorisation of one night stands"

'Cos when I think glamor, I think shame.
2012-06-09 06:53:17 AM  
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When life imitates art.
2012-06-09 07:36:55 AM  

dyhchong: [ image 624x352]

When life imitates art.

Came for this. Leaving with Milky Joe, and satisfied.
2012-06-09 07:45:13 AM  

Znuh: Sploosh.

Funny story. Talking to a friend of the female persuasion meeting a famous person who's name I've long since forgotten.

Her: "I was doing well, told myself I wouldn't freak out, kept myself composed. I walked up, smiled, held out my hand, he held out his, we shook, then he smiled.

And my pu55y exploded."

I think I laughed for a week. Man, accidental boners are one thing, I don't think I could deal with sudden crotchbath.

You get used to it?

I mean, it's usually not enough to get through your clothes and show so you're just...very, very damp.

So it's not like you have to hide from potential visual embarrassment.

The big annoyance is you really want to get home to change before going out, or shower before hitting the sack with someone, and if you've been significantly aroused before you get your clothes off with a date, it's kind of icky to be at his place and have to put the same panties back on in the morning. They tend to get tucked away in a jacket or purse pocket and commando is the order of the morning.
2012-06-09 07:52:32 AM  

PizzaJedi81: HOTY this year is gonna suck if all we get is copypasta headlines ripped right from TFAs.

And we're seeing more and more of them every day. Part of the fun of Fark used to be the headlines.
2012-06-09 09:22:52 AM  
The best thing about Harvey Nicols is that the cafe does excellent sandwiches, and the toilets are lovely.
2012-06-09 11:42:04 AM  
I can't say I got any kink in me but a woman pissing does not get my motor running.
2012-06-09 12:26:35 PM  
Don't expect to find any bathrooms in those swanky shops. So it's more like a reality ad.
2012-06-09 12:38:44 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: I can't say I got any kink in me but a woman pissing does not get my motor running.

Sir Patrick has nothing further to discuss with you.
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2012-06-09 02:39:30 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Clemkadidlefark: I can't say I got any kink in me but a woman pissing does not get my motor running.

Sir Patrick has nothing further to discuss with you.
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Thank the Lord
2012-06-09 04:41:25 PM  
Top this, Harvey Nichols:

(Probably NSFW)
2012-06-09 05:34:23 PM  

freetomato: Nothing is sexier than the stench of stale urine, right?

Female ejaculation is perfectly natural, can happen to any woman at any age, and is woefully misunderstood by the public. Oh, and it doesn't smell like pee. (Usually the same as a womans natural smell, but sweeter?) It's essentially the same chemical makeup as the fluid semen hitches a ride on. There is nothing gross or wrong about it, and with practice it's just as controllable as an in-control man is about ejaculation. Sadly most women think sex (especially with big guys) sometimes makes them have to pee. Try peeing before sex (if you don't already!), then kinda lean into it when you feel it coming on, don't hold back like you're gonna pee urine. Try by yourself in the tub with a waterproof vibe about 1-4 inches in, hooked back like you' re pointing toward your belly button.
2012-06-10 04:34:50 AM  
I assume they shooped in the dark patches after taking the pictures. I wonder how the models felt about that.
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