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(Huffington Post)   Rap star's skanky wife gets called out by Cosmo, responds angrily that she's not a skank, posts a picture of herself that pretty much settles the issue   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 32
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MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:19:35 PM
9 votes:
So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.
2012-06-08 08:04:18 PM
6 votes:
I kinda find it amusing that the magazine that tells women the top 50 sex tips to try on your man for summer has the nerve to call anyone skanky.
2012-06-08 07:36:34 PM
5 votes:
You can't slut shame someone that really doesn't care what you think of them. She's happy. Props.
2012-06-08 07:31:08 PM
5 votes:
Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.
2012-06-08 05:28:20 PM
4 votes:
How did I know who it was without even clicking the link?
2012-06-08 11:48:57 PM
2 votes:
NorCalLos: Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.

I'm not defending the term, but I do believe in decorum. It's probably not popular today but, I'd look the same way at a man wearing booty shorts or a banana hammock.

Show some self respect regardless of who you are and what you have physically. A woman in a turtle neck and jeans is just as hot as one with her tits hanging out. Men are not stupid.
2012-06-08 11:37:03 PM
2 votes:
steamingpile: Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Remember to really lube up, take your time, and relax before she goes in.

/happy b-day!
2012-06-08 11:17:03 PM
2 votes:
ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.


What if he's a righty instead of a lefty?



And Coco isn't a skank. Sure, she dresses slutty and on the leading edge of trashy, but she seems to only be diddling her husband who seems to adore her which leaves off the slut factor. The term skank is generally reserved for your neighborhood poor white trash slut who is nasty and in dire need of a wash. Just saying. At least Cosmo can get the terminology right if they want to pick their insults.
2012-06-08 08:09:37 PM
2 votes:
Reads headline
Thinks Coco?
Clinks link
Yup
2012-06-08 08:06:32 PM
2 votes:
Coco is a lot of things but she's not skanky.
2012-06-08 07:32:22 PM
2 votes:
cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.


Her family is awesome. Yes, I watched an episode of Ice Loves Coco.
2012-06-08 07:30:28 PM
2 votes:
Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.
2012-06-08 05:49:45 PM
2 votes:
Calling someone a skank is goddamn sexist, but I can't bring myself to sympathize either Coco or Cosmo.
2012-06-08 04:30:02 PM
2 votes:
I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.
2012-06-08 04:12:37 PM
2 votes:
She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.
2012-06-08 04:10:01 PM
2 votes:
Self-awareness is not the strong suit of the skank.
2012-06-09 12:08:18 PM
1 votes:
Meh. They're both right. She is skanky and Cosmo is stupid. But I don't really see it being all that negative that she's skanky... she's skanky for her husband, and he seems to like it so more power to them. It doesn't sound like a bad thing to me, and I'm happy that they're happy.

Just being skanky because you have no self respect is one thing, being skanky for the love of your life and father of your kids is another. IMHO.

Though her little quote about "knowing her power" and that the ladies at "Cosmo need to find theirs" is at least as stupid as them being biatchy to her for walking the dogs in a tank top with her enormous fake bewbs bouncing around.
2012-06-09 11:54:19 AM
1 votes:
With all her curves, she does kind of need to wear form fitting clothes. If she dressed "normal" she would probably look a bit frumpy.

As a woman, I judge her to be alright.
2012-06-09 11:06:07 AM
1 votes:
NorCalLos: Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.

This is what skanks tell themselves.
2012-06-08 11:41:41 PM
1 votes:
MorePeasPlease: steamingpile: Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Remember to really lube up, take your time, and relax before she goes in.

/happy b-day!


Exactly, lube is the key since we're drunk and I don't want biatching halfway through the deed.

But Coco is a skank people, any woman who thinks of herself as nothing but a sexual entity is a skank.
2012-06-08 10:57:23 PM
1 votes:
craxyd: NorCalLos: craxyd: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland

They were awesome back in the 90's. Not sure who was in the band in 2003, but their first album was by far their best. I think the third one might've had a few good tunes on it; but Born Dead and especially the most recent one were disappointing.


The original band was playing except for one guitarist who couldn't be there on account of a slight case of death. I never kept up with the band really but I had also gone to see the 2 opening acts. Ice-T and Body Count was just an added bonus. Tickets were only $15.00 IIRC so it was well worth the drive to Cleveland


Ernie C is the one that died. I had a guitar pick from him I got when they toured for Violent Demise, their third album. Must've been around '98-'99. Fun show.
2012-06-08 09:07:03 PM
1 votes:
MagSeven: gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.


Aimee Mann always wins. Aimee Mann doesn't need a ho with butt implants to make herself look good. Aimee Mann's film debut wasn't Breakin'. Therefore, Aimee Mann wins.
2012-06-08 08:40:29 PM
1 votes:
Something about Coco reminds me of Marilyn Monroe. Not exactly in the way she looks, but in her self presentation. She's got a very open, generous sexiness. It's too bad the folks at Cosmo (of all people!) don't recognize that.
2012-06-08 08:32:18 PM
1 votes:
She's less a skank and more of a cartoonish representation of the idea of what klansmen think that all black men covet.
2012-06-08 08:17:34 PM
1 votes:
To be fair - only skanks read Cosmo. Coco should be honored to be designated as the skank's skank.
2012-06-08 08:04:35 PM
1 votes:
I've always hated the people that do this, but I have to say....I had no idea who Coco is and still didn't after reading the article. I guess I now have that ridiculously false sense of smug superiority that I've mocked in others so many times.
2012-06-08 07:36:33 PM
1 votes:
When you are at a certain level of "stardom" there really is no such thing as bad press.

We're talking about Coco. This makes Coco's publicists happy.
2012-06-08 07:29:16 PM
1 votes:
Sweetie, they are calling you a skank because you are a skank.
2012-06-08 07:26:03 PM
1 votes:
Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure
The white girl says my hips are not big enough
And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
All of these so-called celebrities
Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
A young girl sees you on a TV show
She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"
Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head
So you can get another gold waterbed?!
You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it
2012-06-08 06:09:04 PM
1 votes:
BKITU: Cosmo is an idiot. What did Wanda have to say?

www.drawinghowtodraw.com

FAIRY GODPARENTS!
2012-06-08 05:19:15 PM
1 votes:
Cosmo is an idiot. What did Wanda have to say?
2012-06-08 04:20:48 PM
1 votes:
Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

This.

MBK: So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.


You sir, have my vote for best post of the year. You should quickly make a headline for this link.
 
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