Self-awareness is not the strong suit of the skank.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

This.

MBK: So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.

You sir, have my vote for best post of the year. You should quickly make a headline for this link.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Skank Tao?

She doesn't have clothing that actually is in her size? All that money and still so tacky.

Calling someone a skank is goddamn sexist, but I can't bring myself to sympathize either Coco or Cosmo.

Sweetie, they are calling you a skank because you are a skank.

I recommend that you scroll through the pictures below the article. Picture #3 is of Alicia Keys. Tell me that she doesn't look like a dwarf. TELL ME!!!

She's married to a ____, so that pretty much makes her a skank

Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.

cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Her family is awesome. Yes, I watched an episode of Ice Loves Coco.

cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:

cookiefleck: You can't slut shame someone that really doesn't care what you think of them. She's happy. Props.

It sounded like she cared deeply.

ongbok: Titty sprinkles.

+1

I've always hated the people that do this, but I have to say....I had no idea who Coco is and still didn't after reading the article. I guess I now have that ridiculously false sense of smug superiority that I've mocked in others so many times.

Coco is a lot of things but she's not skanky.

Is it Ice T's wife Coco? *clicks link* Bingo!

Reads headline
Thinks Coco?
Clinks link
Yup

gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.

Shloppy Joes: I recommend that you scroll through the pictures below the article. Picture #3 is of Alicia Keys. Tell me that she doesn't look like a dwarf. TELL ME!!!

I went through about half of the pictures and stopped on hers. Her proportions looked all wrong. Boobs too small, legs too big, arms too short.
Also, does Jessica Simpson's baby have a growth on her head or is that just a flesh coloured pillow/blanket between the baby's head and Jessica's top?

So many questions.

She's less a skank and more of a cartoonish representation of the idea of what klansmen think that all black men covet.

Elvis Da King: cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
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Every time I see THAT, I think THIS:

^So what the guy is arguing there is that bullet manufacturers are at fault

MagSeven: gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.

Aimee Mann always wins. Aimee Mann doesn't need a ho with butt implants to make herself look good. Aimee Mann's film debut wasn't Breakin'. Therefore, Aimee Mann wins.

kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.

Oop, no, wait, I'm wrong.

But you kind of made your point. I had no idea he's put anything out since the 1990's.
I saw Ice-T at the first Lollapalooza in Summer 1992. He had already put out his Original Gangsta album with New Jack Hustler and was trying to do that whole Body Count thing, which was just a mess. To say he put anything out after that makes me retreat into denial.
Funny observation on his SVU character at 2:15

FormlessOne: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Skank Tao?


Skank Tea?

Ice Skank?

craxyd: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland

They were awesome back in the 90's. Not sure who was in the band in 2003, but their first album was by far their best. I think the third one might've had a few good tunes on it; but Born Dead and especially the most recent one were disappointing.

Elvis Da King: cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
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UNFROZEN CAVEMAN WAITRESS

cookiefleck: I kinda find it amusing that the magazine that tells women the top 50 sex tips to try on your man for summer has the nerve to call anyone skanky.

LICK HIS ARMPITS! (I saw that in a cosmo once, I shiat you not)

craxyd: NorCalLos: craxyd: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland

They were awesome back in the 90's. Not sure who was in the band in 2003, but their first album was by far their best. I think the third one might've had a few good tunes on it; but Born Dead and especially the most recent one were disappointing.


The original band was playing except for one guitarist who couldn't be there on account of a slight case of death. I never kept up with the band really but I had also gone to see the 2 opening acts. Ice-T and Body Count was just an added bonus. Tickets were only $15.00 IIRC so it was well worth the drive to Cleveland

Ernie C is the one that died. I had a guitar pick from him I got when they toured for Violent Demise, their third album. Must've been around '98-'99. Fun show.

PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

The Slush: cookiefleck: I kinda find it amusing that the magazine that tells women the top 50 sex tips to try on your man for summer has the nerve to call anyone skanky.

LICK HIS ARMPITS! (I saw that in a cosmo once, I shiat you not)

...da fark?

Yeah, I knew there's a reason why I didn't read that shiat.

ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

Oh jeez, I already had Domino's Pizza. Porn is just a click away. I have a left hand. Hmm, I don't have any petroleum jelly. Jelly run!

ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

What if he's a righty instead of a lefty?



And Coco isn't a skank. Sure, she dresses slutty and on the leading edge of trashy, but she seems to only be diddling her husband who seems to adore her which leaves off the slut factor. The term skank is generally reserved for your neighborhood poor white trash slut who is nasty and in dire need of a wash. Just saying. At least Cosmo can get the terminology right if they want to pick their insults.

ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Sooooooo you're wrong, have fun with you're hand tonight.

steamingpile: Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Remember to really lube up, take your time, and relax before she goes in.

/happy b-day!

MorePeasPlease: steamingpile: Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Remember to really lube up, take your time, and relax before she goes in.

/happy b-day!

Exactly, lube is the key since we're drunk and I don't want biatching halfway through the deed.

But Coco is a skank people, any woman who thinks of herself as nothing but a sexual entity is a skank.

steamingpile: MorePeasPlease: steamingpile: Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Remember to really lube up, take your time, and relax before she goes in.

/happy b-day!

Exactly, lube is the key since we're drunk and I don't want biatching halfway through the deed.

But Coco is a skank people, any woman who thinks of herself as nothing but a sexual entity is a skank.

Dude, you totally missed the obvious insult...

I've never been a huge fan of HuffPo. But man...when did they become a cross between MTV, National Enquirer, and Hee Haw?

That is some low, low, low, low-grade shiat they are peddling.

/next week: rap star's dog is flatulent

I'd tap that, then immediately run my ass to a free clinic to get tested..... because I'm poor.

NorCalLos: Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.

I'm not defending the term, but I do believe in decorum. It's probably not popular today but, I'd look the same way at a man wearing booty shorts or a banana hammock.

Show some self respect regardless of who you are and what you have physically. A woman in a turtle neck and jeans is just as hot as one with her tits hanging out. Men are not stupid.

xaks: Elvis Da King: cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
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Every time I see THAT, I think THIS:

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Everytime I see that I think, spoons can't give you the ability to kill 50 people, when normally your fat ass can't kill any. Guy in pick, not you.

Bedstead Polisher: Shloppy Joes: I recommend that you scroll through the pictures below the article. Picture #3 is of Alicia Keys. Tell me that she doesn't look like a dwarf. TELL ME!!!

I went through about half of the pictures and stopped on hers. Her proportions looked all wrong. Boobs too small, legs too big, arms too short.
Also, does Jessica Simpson's baby have a growth on her head or is that just a flesh coloured pillow/blanket between the baby's head and Jessica's top?

So many questions.

Only thing I can think of to explain the short arm look in Keys' pic is that the quality is so poor that you can't see how much flex she has in her elbow. Head looks too small, can't explain that.

And Simpson's baby has her arm tucked up next to her head. But I'm guessing you knew that.

Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

"S'allright?"
"S'allright."

/Senor Wences LIVES

Why does she go by one name? Am I supposed to know who this person is?

theflatline: She is a very classy lady. The giant fake tits, bleach blond hair, and the video i just saw of her washing her pussy and the other one of her fingerbanging herself in the living all scream she is not a skank at all.

Hey, she washed her pussy. That goes miles to respectability in my eyes.

Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

Ice-T is a master thespian, subby, not a rapper

HaywoodJablonski: Ice-T is a master thespian, subby, not a rapper

Hey now. Keep it on the DL.

/That was a great episode.

Sabyen91: Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

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Still haven't figured out what is up with her ass...

phoxxy: Sabyen91: Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

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Still haven't figured out what is up with her ass...

It has to be implants. Nothing about it is natural.

ongbok: steamingpile: ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.

Sooooooo you're wrong, have fun with you're hand tonight.

Picture of said girlfriend.

Close but she has bigger tits, overall a fun night.

Original Skankster?

Sabyen91: phoxxy: Sabyen91: Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

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Still haven't figured out what is up with her ass...

It has to be implants. Nothing about it is natural.

That's what I was thinking. Then again, I've seen women as Wal-Mart who have the tiny waste and the ass you could park a Buick on. (While wearing spandex no less.)

/shudder

phoxxy: Sabyen91: phoxxy: Sabyen91: Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

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Still haven't figured out what is up with her ass...

It has to be implants. Nothing about it is natural.

That's what I was thinking. Then again, I've seen women as Wal-Mart who have the tiny waste and the ass you could park a Buick on. (While wearing spandex no less.)

/shudder

She looks like a porn star except for the ridiculously donkadonk ass. No way genes gave her that.

fusillade762: [i45.tinypic.com image 407x622]

Really? REALLY???

Dat ass.

I have no idea what sort of person she is, but she looks like a sex slave to a Nordic god in that 'pic of the day'.

Kibbler: I've never been a huge fan of HuffPo. But man...when did they become a cross between MTV, National Enquirer, and Hee Haw?

That is some low, low, low, low-grade shiat they are peddling.

/next week: rap star's dog is flatulent

AOL (Time Warner) bought 'em. They were circling the drain before, relevance wise, but after the remains of AOL (Time Warner) acquired them, i figure their CNN-ification/CompuServitude was complete. They're a totally different beast now.

/Cosmo needs to fall back on dissing Coco
//Coco is who she is because that's her,
not because she's trying to golddig or get famous

phoxxy: ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

What if he's a righty instead of a lefty?



And Coco isn't a skank. Sure, she dresses slutty and on the leading edge of trashy, but she seems to only be diddling her husband who seems to adore her which leaves off the slut factor. The term skank is generally reserved for your neighborhood poor white trash slut who is nasty and in dire need of a wash. Just saying. At least Cosmo can get the terminology right if they want to pick their insults.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yakivegas:
And Simpson's baby has her arm tucked up next to her head. But I'm guessing you knew that.

Thanks, I couldn't really see that until I found a larger image online.

NorCalLos: Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.

Is there a word for men who like skanks?

I'm with FormlessOne on this: Self-awareness is not the strong suit of the skank.

It's like white trash and rednecks, they seem to either not be aware, or totally lacking of the understanding of how undesirable their type is.

It's funny because he used to sing about killing cops and now he plays one on TV.

I just remembered an old Dave Chappelle bit.

'Just because I dress like this does not make me a whore.'

'That's correct, and I apologize. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.'

Let's not forget Ice T and Coco's appearance on Mr & Mrs, the UK version of the Newlywed Game.,

PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.


Hot coffee, nose

DAMN YOU!!!

Skank or not, her husband is the man. O.G Original Gangster. was one of the first 3 CDs i bought. Some weird al album and the Judgement Night soundtrack being the other two.

I would call the photo more slutty than skanky.

Sabyen91: Jim_Callahan: Knowing nothing about this person at first, I looked at the picture and thought "huh, not bad", but then I read 'reality TV star' and revised my estimate to "not in a million years".

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Yes. Stripper heels are the appropriate footwear for weightlifting.

Staffa Kar Therma: I would call the photo more slutty than skanky.

If you are dressing like that for a night out or even jogging but to take a dog for a walk its skanky.

Nidiot: Is there a word for men who like skanks?

Sadly, there is. It is FarkinHostile.

With all her curves, she does kind of need to wear form fitting clothes. If she dressed "normal" she would probably look a bit frumpy.

As a woman, I judge her to be alright.

Meh. They're both right. She is skanky and Cosmo is stupid. But I don't really see it being all that negative that she's skanky... she's skanky for her husband, and he seems to like it so more power to them. It doesn't sound like a bad thing to me, and I'm happy that they're happy.

Just being skanky because you have no self respect is one thing, being skanky for the love of your life and father of your kids is another. IMHO.

Though her little quote about "knowing her power" and that the ladies at "Cosmo need to find theirs" is at least as stupid as them being biatchy to her for walking the dogs in a tank top with her enormous fake bewbs bouncing around.

ZeroCorpse: MagSeven: gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.

Aimee Mann always wins. Aimee Mann doesn't need a ho with butt implants to make herself look good. Aimee Mann's film debut wasn't Breakin'. Therefore, Aimee Mann wins.

Oh I love Aimee Mann. But she didn't win that little war of words.

Daaaaaamn Coco. L. G. B. N. A. F.

/N. S. F. W. (language)
//i mean real stupid and nasty

Never heard of the fat, skanky biatch.

MagSeven: ZeroCorpse: MagSeven: gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.

Aimee Mann always wins. Aimee Mann doesn't need a ho with butt implants to make herself look good. Aimee Mann's film debut wasn't Breakin'. Therefore, Aimee Mann wins.

Oh I love Aimee Mann. But she didn't win that little war of words.

She did in my mind. Because she's Aimee f♥cking Mann.

sleeps in trees: Show some self respect regardless of who you are and what you have physically. A woman in a turtle neck and jeans is just as hot as one with her tits hanging out. Men are not stupid.

Maybe not, but the tits hanging out thing goes a long way toward making most men act stupid.

steamingpile: ongbok: steamingpile: PainInTheASP: Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.

They are nasty fake tits, they are not attractive.

And Coco is a skank, just a hooker that's married.

And this coming from a man who's Friday night date night consist of Domino's Pizza, a porno, petroleum jelly and his left hand.

Actually I had dinner with gf then got drunk with her and she just asked if I wanted anal since its my bday next week.


Pics or it didn't happen and you just made that up to help you feel good about yourself being alone.