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(Huffington Post)   Rap star's skanky wife gets called out by Cosmo, responds angrily that she's not a skank, posts a picture of herself that pretty much settles the issue   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2012-06-08 04:10:01 PM  
Self-awareness is not the strong suit of the skank.
 
2012-06-08 04:12:37 PM  
She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.
 
2012-06-08 04:16:35 PM  
Those puppies are beautiful.

/The dogs aren't too bad either.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:19:35 PM  
So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.
 
2012-06-08 04:20:48 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.


This.

MBK: So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.


You sir, have my vote for best post of the year. You should quickly make a headline for this link.
 
2012-06-08 04:30:02 PM  
I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.
 
2012-06-08 04:31:39 PM  

kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


Oop, no, wait, I'm wrong.
 
2012-06-08 04:35:06 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.


Skank Tao?
 
2012-06-08 05:00:45 PM  
She doesn't have clothing that actually is in her size? All that money and still so tacky.
 
2012-06-08 05:19:15 PM  
Cosmo is an idiot. What did Wanda have to say?
 
2012-06-08 05:28:20 PM  
How did I know who it was without even clicking the link?
 
2012-06-08 05:45:38 PM  

MBK: So Cosmo calls you fat.

I ain't down with that.


[Funny]
 
2012-06-08 05:49:45 PM  
Calling someone a skank is goddamn sexist, but I can't bring myself to sympathize either Coco or Cosmo.
 
2012-06-08 06:09:04 PM  

BKITU: Cosmo is an idiot. What did Wanda have to say?


www.drawinghowtodraw.com

FAIRY GODPARENTS!
 
2012-06-08 07:26:03 PM  
Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked
She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure
The white girl says my hips are not big enough
And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger
All of these so-called celebrities
Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities
A young girl sees you on a TV show
She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!"
Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head
So you can get another gold waterbed?!
You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit
Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it
 
2012-06-08 07:29:16 PM  
Sweetie, they are calling you a skank because you are a skank.
 
2012-06-08 07:29:44 PM  
I recommend that you scroll through the pictures below the article. Picture #3 is of Alicia Keys. Tell me that she doesn't look like a dwarf. TELL ME!!!
 
2012-06-08 07:30:28 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.


Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.
 
2012-06-08 07:30:57 PM  
She's married to a ____, so that pretty much makes her a skank
 
2012-06-08 07:31:08 PM  
Skank is what women call those women who are more attractive to men than they are. It's like when men call other guys gay.
 
2012-06-08 07:31:35 PM  
Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-06-08 07:32:22 PM  

cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.


Her family is awesome. Yes, I watched an episode of Ice Loves Coco.
 
2012-06-08 07:35:48 PM  

cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.


Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
i436.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 07:36:33 PM  
When you are at a certain level of "stardom" there really is no such thing as bad press.

We're talking about Coco. This makes Coco's publicists happy.
 
2012-06-08 07:36:34 PM  
You can't slut shame someone that really doesn't care what you think of them. She's happy. Props.
 
2012-06-08 07:55:02 PM  

cookiefleck: You can't slut shame someone that really doesn't care what you think of them. She's happy. Props.


It sounded like she cared deeply.
 
2012-06-08 07:57:28 PM  

kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.



I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland
 
2012-06-08 07:58:09 PM  

ongbok: Titty sprinkles.


+1
 
2012-06-08 08:04:18 PM  
I kinda find it amusing that the magazine that tells women the top 50 sex tips to try on your man for summer has the nerve to call anyone skanky.
 
2012-06-08 08:04:35 PM  
I've always hated the people that do this, but I have to say....I had no idea who Coco is and still didn't after reading the article. I guess I now have that ridiculously false sense of smug superiority that I've mocked in others so many times.
 
2012-06-08 08:06:32 PM  
Coco is a lot of things but she's not skanky.
 
2012-06-08 08:07:21 PM  
Is it Ice T's wife Coco? *clicks link* Bingo!
 
2012-06-08 08:09:37 PM  
Reads headline
Thinks Coco?
Clinks link
Yup
 
2012-06-08 08:14:58 PM  
Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.
 
2012-06-08 08:17:34 PM  
To be fair - only skanks read Cosmo. Coco should be honored to be designated as the skank's skank.
 
2012-06-08 08:17:53 PM  

gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.


Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.
 
2012-06-08 08:19:01 PM  

FLMountainMan: I've always hated the people that do this, but I have to say....I had no idea who Coco is and still didn't after reading the article. I guess I now have that ridiculously false sense of smug superiority that I've mocked in others so many times.


I only recently found out myself.

I miss my lost innocence.
 
2012-06-08 08:27:18 PM  

Shloppy Joes: I recommend that you scroll through the pictures below the article. Picture #3 is of Alicia Keys. Tell me that she doesn't look like a dwarf. TELL ME!!!


I went through about half of the pictures and stopped on hers. Her proportions looked all wrong. Boobs too small, legs too big, arms too short.
Also, does Jessica Simpson's baby have a growth on her head or is that just a flesh coloured pillow/blanket between the baby's head and Jessica's top?

So many questions.
 
2012-06-08 08:32:18 PM  
She's less a skank and more of a cartoonish representation of the idea of what klansmen think that all black men covet.
 
2012-06-08 08:40:29 PM  
Something about Coco reminds me of Marilyn Monroe. Not exactly in the way she looks, but in her self presentation. She's got a very open, generous sexiness. It's too bad the folks at Cosmo (of all people!) don't recognize that.
 
2012-06-08 08:45:30 PM  

Elvis Da King: cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
[i436.photobucket.com image 500x406]


Every time I see THAT, I think THIS:

dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-06-08 08:46:40 PM  
^So what the guy is arguing there is that bullet manufacturers are at fault
 
2012-06-08 09:07:03 PM  

MagSeven: gunsmack: Judging by Ice's history ( Crips, army infantry), this could get interesting.

Or his (in my mind) legendary feud with AImee Mann.


Aimee Mann always wins. Aimee Mann doesn't need a ho with butt implants to make herself look good. Aimee Mann's film debut wasn't Breakin'. Therefore, Aimee Mann wins.
 
2012-06-08 09:30:08 PM  
Cosmo? Ask Ron White about Cosmo. Learn how to flick his frenulum.

/flick it!
 
2012-06-08 09:37:59 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Really? REALLY???
 
2012-06-08 09:47:28 PM  

kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.

Oop, no, wait, I'm wrong.


But you kind of made your point. I had no idea he's put anything out since the 1990's.
I saw Ice-T at the first Lollapalooza in Summer 1992. He had already put out his Original Gangsta album with New Jack Hustler and was trying to do that whole Body Count thing, which was just a mess. To say he put anything out after that makes me retreat into denial.
Funny observation on his SVU character at 2:15
 
2012-06-08 09:49:39 PM  

FormlessOne: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Skank Tao?



Skank Tea?

Ice Skank?
 
2012-06-08 09:51:50 PM  

craxyd: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland


They were awesome back in the 90's. Not sure who was in the band in 2003, but their first album was by far their best. I think the third one might've had a few good tunes on it; but Born Dead and especially the most recent one were disappointing.
 
2012-06-08 10:08:08 PM  

NorCalLos: craxyd: kingoomieiii: I really think that, at this point, Ice T should be primarily billed as an actor. He's been playing Fin on SVU for over a decade, and hasn't released any music since that started.


I saw him with Body Count doing a show in 2003 in Cleveland

They were awesome back in the 90's. Not sure who was in the band in 2003, but their first album was by far their best. I think the third one might've had a few good tunes on it; but Born Dead and especially the most recent one were disappointing.



The original band was playing except for one guitarist who couldn't be there on account of a slight case of death. I never kept up with the band really but I had also gone to see the 2 opening acts. Ice-T and Body Count was just an added bonus. Tickets were only $15.00 IIRC so it was well worth the drive to Cleveland
 
2012-06-08 10:27:42 PM  

Elvis Da King: cookiefleck: Adjective Bird Whiskey: She is but she does it with so much gusto that she kinda makes it work.

Yup! Plus, any interview she does she's always talking about how much she loves her husband.. I dig that. And Ive heard various stories that she's a pretty cool chick, IRL.

Ice is OK with it, Coco is OK with it, works for me. Makes me think of this:
[i436.photobucket.com image 500x406]


UNFROZEN CAVEMAN WAITRESS

cookiefleck: I kinda find it amusing that the magazine that tells women the top 50 sex tips to try on your man for summer has the nerve to call anyone skanky.


LICK HIS ARMPITS! (I saw that in a cosmo once, I shiat you not)
 
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