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(Athens Banner Herald)   University of Georgia professor charged with prostitution. With sizzling mugshot of "I'm Hot For Teacher" included   (onlineathens.com) divider line 53
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2012-06-08 07:05:31 PM
6 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2012-06-08 04:31:27 PM
6 votes:
The headline claims that the link takes me to a "hot" female. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The last 454984654 times "hot" female headlines were submitted they linked to someone with a face like a wad of gristle and mud but this time it will be different!
*click*
Whoa ho ho ho ho! She turned out to be ugly!!! You got me again subby!
2012-06-08 07:13:14 PM
4 votes:
www.mynewmovies.net
2012-06-08 04:41:47 PM
4 votes:
onlineathens.com

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:04:17 PM
4 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

YEEAA!!
2012-06-08 04:24:04 PM
3 votes:
i5.photobucket.com
2012-06-08 04:23:32 PM
3 votes:
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
2012-06-08 04:08:55 PM
3 votes:
Whoa, that really puts the "ugh" in "UGA."
2012-06-09 08:55:52 AM
2 votes:

walkerhound: Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."

[memeorama.com image 320x247]

People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.


Yes, they do. Turns out that there are people who pay taxes who value culture and intellect. Please pass that on to the person in line behind you at WalMart and to your next door neighbor in your trailer park.
2012-06-09 07:46:24 AM
2 votes:

phoxxy: FTA: "He was dressed in a woman's fishnet body suit," he said.


I'm curious how you distinguish that from a men's fishnet body suit. The buttons are on the other side?
2012-06-08 07:13:49 PM
2 votes:
i106.photobucket.com

pretty close I'd say.
2012-06-08 05:58:24 PM
2 votes:

Beluga Heights: Well, according to his faculty site he got his PhD at Ohio State. So, I mean, I'm not super surprised to learn a cross dressing prostitute is also a buckeye.


That's THE Ohio State University.

At least we know he's a well educated cross-dressing prostitute Buckeye. If he went to Michigan he's just be a cross-dressing prostitute Wolverine with rabies.
2012-06-08 05:15:52 PM
2 votes:
resources1.news.com.au

S/he's the one on the right.
2012-06-08 05:07:32 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
2012-06-08 05:04:57 PM
2 votes:
Hey, I just met you
And call me crazy
But just give me thirty
Sie verbringen den Rest Ihres Lebens in der Therapie!!
2012-06-08 05:03:09 PM
2 votes:
Do you want to touch my monkey?
2012-06-08 04:49:26 PM
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Because People in power are Stupid: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"

Beautiful.

Good find subby.


Dude, you shouldn't Goethe there.
2012-06-08 04:37:50 PM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-08 04:36:40 PM
2 votes:

bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.


Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:26:53 PM
2 votes:
www.rockymusic.org

Don't dream it, be it......
2012-06-08 04:24:02 PM
2 votes:
Oh, man. I laughed so hard at that mugshot. Thanks, subby.
2012-06-09 09:40:34 AM
1 votes:
I think I saw her on Star Trek once...
2012-06-09 12:50:55 AM
1 votes:
Now is the time on Sprockets when we Fark! Now bend over!!
2012-06-08 09:20:07 PM
1 votes:
The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT
2012-06-08 07:49:55 PM
1 votes:

Iron Chef Scottish: An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.


Yeah, thanks, man.

Way to gough...

;)
2012-06-08 07:48:26 PM
1 votes:
An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.
2012-06-08 07:17:34 PM
1 votes:
globedia.com
2012-06-08 07:17:30 PM
1 votes:
Weedlord Bonerhitler would hit it.
2012-06-08 06:46:42 PM
1 votes:
weknowmemes.com
2012-06-08 06:46:19 PM
1 votes:
But he still keeps his tenure. Right?
2012-06-08 05:40:02 PM
1 votes:
Well, according to his faculty site he got his PhD at Ohio State. So, I mean, I'm not super surprised to learn a cross dressing prostitute is also a buckeye.
2012-06-08 05:36:19 PM
1 votes:
Frau Blucher?
2012-06-08 05:34:31 PM
1 votes:
web.mit.edu
2012-06-08 05:28:42 PM
1 votes:

curtis_e_bare: [www.gsstudies.uga.edu image 640x640]

Profile image with text removed.


Odd thing is, from what little I know of women's tastes (And not my own. Really.), he's decent looking or even handsome as a man. In that pic, at least.

But I'm still shuddering from the other one.

FU Subby, FU and the horse you rode in on.

/which looks better than him
//with its muscular haunches and flowing mane
///but I've said too much
2012-06-08 05:25:07 PM
1 votes:

bim1154: I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.


pics?

eip
2012-06-08 05:19:39 PM
1 votes:
Which UltraFark member is that?
2012-06-08 05:19:35 PM
1 votes:
img196.imageshack.us
2012-06-08 05:17:54 PM
1 votes:
He makes more than $87,000 a year, which is about $42 an hour.

Link

This was more lucrative at $60 per half hour.

So it all makes sense.
2012-06-08 05:15:13 PM
1 votes:
Holy crow!
It's Genesis P Orridge!
2012-06-08 05:11:54 PM
1 votes:
Strange, I thought he passed away...

img39.imageshack.us
2012-06-08 05:00:40 PM
1 votes:
He ain't got no alibi.
2012-06-08 04:58:19 PM
1 votes:
There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

img52.imageshack.us
2012-06-08 04:57:25 PM
1 votes:
*clicks link*

i2.photobucket.com
2012-06-08 04:54:27 PM
1 votes:
30 minutes of sexual service for $60

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-08 04:48:11 PM
1 votes:
I'm guessing his "Rate my Professor" page is going to be updated real soon...
2012-06-08 04:37:18 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-06-08 04:36:39 PM
1 votes:
"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away."
2012-06-08 04:36:35 PM
1 votes:
30 for 60, not bad, maybe.
2012-06-08 04:31:04 PM
1 votes:
No schnitzengruuben for me, please. Thanks.
2012-06-08 04:30:22 PM
1 votes:
UGlyAss
2012-06-08 04:27:07 PM
1 votes:
Knew I saw "her" somewhere before


bennynitro.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-08 04:26:44 PM
1 votes:
www.popcrunch.com

hmmmm.
2012-06-08 04:24:11 PM
1 votes:
Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.
 
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