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(Athens Banner Herald)   University of Georgia professor charged with prostitution. With sizzling mugshot of "I'm Hot For Teacher" included   (onlineathens.com) divider line 219
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2012-06-08 07:17:30 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler would hit it.
 
2012-06-08 07:17:34 PM  
globedia.com
 
2012-06-08 07:30:40 PM  
i2.listal.com
 
2012-06-08 07:31:11 PM  
Even though it was just another misleading "hot female" headline, this deserved and got some attention because of the cross-dressing and the prominence of the sex trade worker. It seems unlikely he was doing this primarily for the money, right? Probably more a way of expressing his sexuality, releasing his inner slut. Of course he should have known better, should have known he would be recognized or otherwise exposed.

//not into cross-dressing or sex with random stranglers strangers
 
2012-06-08 07:33:27 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 07:35:41 PM  
poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 07:40:07 PM  

bim1154: [i106.photobucket.com image 536x257]

pretty close I'd say.


Dude, you just killed my boner.
 
2012-06-08 07:40:47 PM  
OK, seen too many headlines implying the perp is hot. NGTRTFA.
 
2012-06-08 07:46:00 PM  
HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
 
2012-06-08 07:48:26 PM  
An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.
 
2012-06-08 07:49:02 PM  
OMG what an ugly MuthaFarker!!
 
2012-06-08 07:49:55 PM  

Iron Chef Scottish: An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.


Yeah, thanks, man.

Way to gough...

;)
 
2012-06-08 07:57:44 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-08 08:01:19 PM  

PaLarkin: There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

[img52.imageshack.us image 416x640]


thank you!
 
2012-06-08 08:08:15 PM  
At least he's not as ugly as the dykes from Glee

www.ladyobama.com
 
2012-06-08 08:11:08 PM  
At this point, I assume that the "hot chick" promised in a headline like this will be one (or more) of the following: (a.) a 300+ pound whale, (b) someone completely ravaged by meth abuse, or (c) an exceedingly ugly man.

Luckily, this was just c.
 
2012-06-08 08:12:06 PM  
DO NOT WANT
 
2012-06-08 08:12:54 PM  
As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?
 
2012-06-08 08:14:10 PM  

ManRay: As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?


Prostitution is one of those "crimes" where all the societal ills it causes are directly related to it being illegal.
 
2012-06-08 08:18:15 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.


I actually suspect it *was* his first time, at least for the prostitution angle. n00bs at any kind of criminal activity are especially vulnerable to arrest because they haven't learned how to avoid law enforcement.

Probably a cross-dresser who had fantasies about being a prostitute. That's actually a fairly common fantasy. He decided to live out those fantasies by dressing up and taking out an ad. Unfortunately he was too naive to know how to avoid cops. I feel kinda sorry for him, really. Wants to have a bit of consensual fun with other adults and gets arrested and possibly loses his job over it.
 
2012-06-08 08:27:58 PM  

bighairyguy: StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!

Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.


I believe it's now down to 4-1.
 
2012-06-08 08:42:09 PM  
If he'd tried to take advantage of a student, I'd be all kinds of angry, but he didn't involve a student. I can't see a good reason to ruin this poor mans' life. I agree that most of the damage done to society by prostitution is due to the fact that it is illegal. It should be legal, regulated, and taxed. That said, I doubt the professor is even a real prostitute. I suspect he was indulging in a highly unusual adventure.
 
2012-06-08 08:44:26 PM  

OscarTamerz: At least he's not as ugly as the dykes from Glee


Yeah, those damn dykes.

img39.imageshack.us

Ugly as sin, I tell you.

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img28.imageshack.us

/c'mon folks, more eyebleach!
 
2012-06-08 08:56:35 PM  

bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.


My cack did a swift retreat into my butt crack.
 
2012-06-08 09:00:02 PM  

FriarReb98: OF COURSE it's a German teacher.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-06-08 09:18:01 PM  
GROSS
 
2012-06-08 09:19:14 PM  

badgerb: bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.

My cack did a swift retreat into my butt crack.


And there's ANOTHER image from Silence of the Lambs referenced in the thread.
 
2012-06-08 09:20:07 PM  
The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2012-06-08 09:26:16 PM  
Even alice cooper is more attractive than that thing.
 
2012-06-08 09:27:09 PM  

paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT


I don't think he should be forced to retire. All though, he will probably want to retire as the students are likely to torment him now that this incident has been made public.
 
2012-06-08 09:50:53 PM  
Wow, I love when I practice my high-school german:

Der Professor war eine Hure. Ja, Jawohl!
 
2012-06-08 09:56:14 PM  
dougiemacfancydragrace.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 09:57:15 PM  
Stab my eyes out with a rusty ice pick.
 
2012-06-08 10:18:57 PM  
Goethe scholar? I'd have guessed a Thomas Mann scholar. Hmf...
 
2012-06-08 10:31:37 PM  

bighairyguy: StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!

Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.


Oh, bullshiat. It was 4-1 in 1984 when I left; it's about 2-1 now. And them girls are smart and funny; some of them are even hot.
 
2012-06-08 10:34:44 PM  

ManRay: As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?


This. Bless his heart; he's not having sex for money, he's just having sex for a nominal sum to get people interested. Strippers are cheaper.
 
2012-06-08 10:37:26 PM  

paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT


If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.
 
2012-06-08 10:40:28 PM  

revrendjim: If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.


[scribbles notes furiously]
 
2012-06-08 11:01:51 PM  
Not a bookmark
 
2012-06-08 11:04:59 PM  

revrendjim: paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT

If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.


The problem with that is that to become an Art professor you have to study art, which puts you at the bottom of the goat-doing line for a while.
 
2012-06-08 11:12:24 PM  
I put my hand in my pants.. and shortly thereafter removed it
 
2012-06-08 11:36:31 PM  
GAAAA!
 
2012-06-08 11:37:28 PM  
Good god, did every woman in Georgia simultaneously refuse to have sex for the last six months with their husbands/bf's? That's the only way I could picture anything getting it on with that horrorshow. And even then most guys would just pull it, or try and bugger a sheep or something.
 
2012-06-08 11:42:52 PM  

geekbikerskum: Probably a cross-dresser who had fantasies about being a prostitute. That's actually a fairly common fantasy. He decided to live out those fantasies by dressing up and taking out an ad.


It's a token enough sum to be role-playing. A cross-dresser with a decently-paying job who'll blow you for $60 will blow you for free.

Krieghund: I bet he looked a lot better in a dimly lit motel room after a couple of drinks to a guy that hadn't been laid in months.


He was advertising in a trans/cross forum. The bonus peen was what any (non-cop) response to the ad was wanting and expecting.
 
2012-06-08 11:46:37 PM  
Ha ha! You all clicked the link expecting a semi hot female teacher in sexy librarian glasses and a mini skirt!
 
2012-06-08 11:46:54 PM  
Born in Germany (dad was in US military stationed there)...
Georgia Tech Alum...
Live in Gwinnett County...
I should have something to say...
yet words fail me.


/isn't that like Haiku or something?
 
2012-06-08 11:54:42 PM  

Lawnchair: It's a token enough sum to be role-playing. A cross-dresser with a decently-paying job who'll blow you for $60 will blow you for free.


Yeah. The act of accepting money is probably part of the kink. If he just wanted to blow a dude there were lots of other ways he could have done that.
 
2012-06-09 12:16:51 AM  

LawyerBuzz: Born in Germany (dad was in US military stationed there)...
Georgia Tech Alum...
Live in Gwinnett County...
I should have something to say...
yet words fail me.


/isn't that like Haiku or something?


No.

5-7-5, man.
 
2012-06-09 12:35:35 AM  
UGA sucks (literally!)

Go Jackets!
 
2012-06-09 12:50:55 AM  
Now is the time on Sprockets when we Fark! Now bend over!!
 
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