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(Athens Banner Herald)   University of Georgia professor charged with prostitution. With sizzling mugshot of "I'm Hot For Teacher" included   (onlineathens.com) divider line 219
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2012-06-08 03:55:32 PM
nein, just nein.
 
2012-06-08 04:01:46 PM
OF COURSE it's a German teacher.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:04:17 PM
t3.gstatic.com

YEEAA!!
 
2012-06-08 04:05:17 PM
"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"
 
2012-06-08 04:08:55 PM
Whoa, that really puts the "ugh" in "UGA."
 
2012-06-08 04:11:31 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"


Beautiful.

Good find subby.
 
2012-06-08 04:14:56 PM
How do I go about submitting the paperwork formally requesting this thread be converted to a "hot college girls pics" collection? Where's my carbon paper?
 
2012-06-08 04:19:33 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: How do I go about submitting the paperwork formally requesting this thread be converted to a "hot college girls pics" collection? Where's my carbon paper?


You don't want to know where the professor keeps the carbon paper.

/probably have to pay extra for that
 
2012-06-08 04:23:07 PM
with "sizzling mugshot" fark you subby!
 
2012-06-08 04:23:11 PM
onlineathens.com
"I vill knock you down and tie you up and force you to drink anti-freeze and zen you vill wake up the next day with a size seven poop chute."
 
2012-06-08 04:23:32 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-06-08 04:24:02 PM
Oh, man. I laughed so hard at that mugshot. Thanks, subby.
 
2012-06-08 04:24:04 PM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 04:24:11 PM
Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.
 
2012-06-08 04:26:02 PM
Dear Subby: I love you.
 
2012-06-08 04:26:41 PM
I just spit out a mouthful of chicken salad.

/I am over lunch.
 
2012-06-08 04:26:43 PM
I read the headline and thought, "that must be a trap".
But I clicked anyway.
 
2012-06-08 04:26:44 PM
www.popcrunch.com

hmmmm.
 
2012-06-08 04:26:46 PM
I fall for that one every time. Damn you subby, damn you....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-06-08 04:26:53 PM
www.rockymusic.org

Don't dream it, be it......
 
2012-06-08 04:27:07 PM
Knew I saw "her" somewhere before


bennynitro.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 04:27:10 PM
Hmmm.

www.popcrunch.com
 
2012-06-08 04:27:21 PM
Barf
 
2012-06-08 04:27:44 PM
Essen meine scheiße...

/okey dokey!
 
2012-06-08 04:27:49 PM
img62.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 04:28:25 PM
Uga the dog is more attractive.
 
2012-06-08 04:29:51 PM
Sort of want?

/I keed
 
2012-06-08 04:30:22 PM
UGlyAss
 
2012-06-08 04:30:46 PM
mommie?
 
2012-06-08 04:31:04 PM
No schnitzengruuben for me, please. Thanks.
 
2012-06-08 04:31:24 PM
Apparently the location of the incident is quite the classy place - the Guesthouse Inn in Norcoss - YOU can stay there tonight in a a lovely king room for it appears $42 per night

Not sure what the place rents for by the hour

Meine Güte, das ist ein roach motel und sogar für ein super Kerl, ist sie weg weg hässlich. Offensichtlich ein mann baby
 
2012-06-08 04:31:27 PM
The headline claims that the link takes me to a "hot" female. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The last 454984654 times "hot" female headlines were submitted they linked to someone with a face like a wad of gristle and mud but this time it will be different!
*click*
Whoa ho ho ho ho! She turned out to be ugly!!! You got me again subby!
 
2012-06-08 04:31:58 PM
Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Link
 
2012-06-08 04:32:23 PM
Mein Gott im Himmel!!!!!

das ist ein Mann Säugling
 
2012-06-08 04:32:36 PM
I don't think I will ever be drunk enough to mistake that for a woman.
 
2012-06-08 04:34:24 PM
It's terrible how prostitution preys on society's most desperate members. I am so glad that it is illegal. I hope the police are able to get this university professor off of the street and get him the help he needs to find some sort of gainful employment.

This was an excellent use of police resources.
 
2012-06-08 04:34:33 PM
Fullbody fishnet?


Oscar's got a fan

diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
 
2012-06-08 04:36:35 PM
30 for 60, not bad, maybe.
 
2012-06-08 04:36:39 PM
"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away."
 
2012-06-08 04:36:40 PM

bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.


Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!
 
2012-06-08 04:37:07 PM
... Sees what you did there, Stubby, and wishes he hadn't.
 
2012-06-08 04:37:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-08 04:37:32 PM
What has been seen can not be unseen
 
2012-06-08 04:37:50 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 04:38:05 PM

bigredwrench: What has been seen can not be unseen


Cue MASH theme.
 
2012-06-08 04:38:23 PM
Like the fist of an angry god!
 
2012-06-08 04:38:35 PM
img43.imageshack.us

... Sees what you did there, Stubby, and wishes he hadn't.
 
2012-06-08 04:39:21 PM
Subby didn't lie. It's just that "Hot for Teacher" was released 28 years ago.
 
2012-06-08 04:40:04 PM

Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."


memeorama.com

People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.
 
2012-06-08 04:40:23 PM
I would hit it.... with a tire iron.

Some Teacher/Hooker eyebleach:
blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-06-08 04:40:46 PM
Is that a forearm tattoo?

Link
 
2012-06-08 04:41:00 PM
CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME EYE BLEACH UP IN HERE
 
2012-06-08 04:41:47 PM
onlineathens.com

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...
 
2012-06-08 04:42:50 PM

cgraves67: I don't think I will ever be drunk enough to mistake that for a woman.


My penis would commit harikari before hitting that.
 
2012-06-08 04:42:51 PM

curtis_e_bare: Is that a forearm tattoo?

Link


Good eye. I see an infinity symbol underneath some fancy script I can't make out.
 
2012-06-08 04:43:33 PM
Only an undercover policeman would offer money for that.
 
2012-06-08 04:45:07 PM

que.guero: [onlineathens.com image 640x480]

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...


img2.timeinc.net
Get out of my HEAD!!!!
 
2012-06-08 04:46:24 PM
Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.
 
2012-06-08 04:48:11 PM
I'm guessing his "Rate my Professor" page is going to be updated real soon...
 
2012-06-08 04:49:26 PM

AbbeySomeone: Because People in power are Stupid: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"

Beautiful.

Good find subby.


Dude, you shouldn't Goethe there.
 
2012-06-08 04:49:33 PM
I should have known better than to believe a Fark headline. I should have known. Clicked the link scrolled down real fast and OMG WTF is that KIWF!

/FU subby
//but very well done!
 
2012-06-08 04:50:03 PM

que.guero: [onlineathens.com image 640x480]

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...


and...this thread is complete.
 
2012-06-08 04:51:18 PM

Pud: [t3.gstatic.com image 261x193]

"It's a man, baby."


Seconded.
 
2012-06-08 04:51:50 PM

bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.


I visibly shuddered.
 
2012-06-08 04:52:54 PM

bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.


Though it seems the Athens Police were... Got to love Georgia cops
 
2012-06-08 04:53:21 PM
news.harvard.edu

/some sort of companion
 
2012-06-08 04:53:32 PM
She looks like a really old Eddie Izzard in a brunette wig...
 
2012-06-08 04:53:57 PM
Joann Worley hasn't aged gracefully.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-06-08 04:54:27 PM
30 minutes of sexual service for $60

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 04:54:51 PM
/Reaching for a double helping of eye bleach.
 
2012-06-08 04:56:01 PM

The Bunyip: I'm guessing his "Rate my Professor" page is going to be updated real soon...


I checked. "The ability to rate this professor is currently restricted at the discretion of the RMP Site Moderation team." Probably a good call. He's already a laughing-stock, I'd like to think there's some hope for rebuilding down the line.
 
2012-06-08 04:56:32 PM
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
 
2012-06-08 04:56:57 PM
Has anyone mentioned yet that subby is a dick?!
 
2012-06-08 04:57:25 PM
*clicks link*

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 04:57:39 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 04:58:07 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Has anyone mentioned yet that subby is a dick?!


I wondered that too and was going to say something but just assumed that by now some other Farker did.
 
2012-06-08 04:58:19 PM
There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

img52.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 04:59:13 PM
yep, looks like a transylvanian vampire alright.
 
2012-06-08 04:59:45 PM

Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Link


yeah, his current projects isn't up to date :)
 
2012-06-08 05:00:26 PM
www.gsstudies.uga.edu

Profile image with text removed.
 
2012-06-08 05:00:40 PM
He ain't got no alibi.
 
2012-06-08 05:01:06 PM
The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.
 
2012-06-08 05:03:09 PM
Do you want to touch my monkey?
 
2012-06-08 05:04:11 PM
I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.
 
2012-06-08 05:04:15 PM
TV hooker for $60? Come here, baybeee...

/what eyebleach? You'd get worse than 'her' in prison
 
2012-06-08 05:04:57 PM
Hey, I just met you
And call me crazy
But just give me thirty
Sie verbringen den Rest Ihres Lebens in der Therapie!!
 
2012-06-08 05:06:52 PM
Is it safe? .... Is it safe?
 
2012-06-08 05:07:32 PM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-06-08 05:07:52 PM

bim1154: I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.


It sounds as if you've thought this over, many times, very carefully.
 
2012-06-08 05:10:00 PM
"Yesterday, detectives located, on a webpage called Backpage.com ... in the transsexual escort section ... a subject named Sasha advertising for Gwinnett," Smith said.



berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 05:10:59 PM

Descartes: "Yesterday, detectives located, on a webpage called Backpage.com ... in the transsexual escort section ... a subject named Sasha advertising for Gwinnett," Smith said.

[berrymii.files.wordpress.com image 450x457]


you know it must take a special kind of cop to meet someone like that and not start laughing once they see them.
 
2012-06-08 05:11:26 PM

StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!


Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.
 
2012-06-08 05:11:54 PM
Strange, I thought he passed away...

img39.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 05:13:14 PM
He's been voted "Am Ehesten Eine Kohärente Vervollständigen..."
 
2012-06-08 05:14:01 PM
Will he claim he was doing research for work somehow?
 
2012-06-08 05:14:53 PM
Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws, which otherwise would have been hidden from us forever.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 
2012-06-08 05:15:13 PM
Holy crow!
It's Genesis P Orridge!
 
2012-06-08 05:15:52 PM
resources1.news.com.au

S/he's the one on the right.
 
2012-06-08 05:16:21 PM

curtis_e_bare: [www.gsstudies.uga.edu image 640x640]

Profile image with text removed.


Looks like a name..."Mr." something.
 
2012-06-08 05:17:12 PM
Ich brach mein Zahn auf einige harte Nüsse.
 
2012-06-08 05:17:54 PM
He makes more than $87,000 a year, which is about $42 an hour.

Link

This was more lucrative at $60 per half hour.

So it all makes sense.
 
2012-06-08 05:19:04 PM
I gotta learn to stop clicking on links that contain the word "hot".
 
2012-06-08 05:19:35 PM
img196.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 05:19:39 PM
Which UltraFark member is that?
 
2012-06-08 05:21:42 PM
cdn.screenrant.com

Helping out with the eye bleach.
 
2012-06-08 05:24:29 PM

walkerhound: Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."



People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.


And his union thinks you should pay him more!
 
2012-06-08 05:25:07 PM

bim1154: I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.


pics?

eip
 
2012-06-08 05:25:17 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Which UltraFark member is that?


It's Dr++++++++++++++carrier lost++++++++++++++
 
2012-06-08 05:25:32 PM

Tat'dGreaser: The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.


There's nothing wrong with a fellow having the gaypenissexy if that's what he's into.

There's nothing wrong with dressing up in women's clothing to have the gaypenissexy. That person is really just a couple of surgeries and hormone replacement therapies away from being transgendered.

What really confuses me is the gay guy who wants to have sex with a man who is dressed as a woman. And why were they even exchanging money over it? If you want to have the gaypenissexy, just do it. Why go through the rigamarole of pretending he's a she-hooker? Is this some sort of symbiotic dual fetish? One wants to pretend to be a female hooker and the other one wants to have gay sex while pretending to have illegal hetero sex?
 
2012-06-08 05:25:41 PM
A University of Georgia professor of German was arrested Thursday evening by Gwinnett County police after dressing up as a woman and agreeing to have sex with an undercover officer

Why does this not surprise me.?
 
2012-06-08 05:25:48 PM
She's much prettier in close-up.

chowderheadbazoo.typepad.com

/I think we just ran out of eye-bleach
 
2012-06-08 05:28:42 PM

curtis_e_bare: [www.gsstudies.uga.edu image 640x640]

Profile image with text removed.


Odd thing is, from what little I know of women's tastes (And not my own. Really.), he's decent looking or even handsome as a man. In that pic, at least.

But I'm still shuddering from the other one.

FU Subby, FU and the horse you rode in on.

/which looks better than him
//with its muscular haunches and flowing mane
///but I've said too much
 
2012-06-08 05:29:49 PM
Guess they are not paying professors what they used to...
 
2012-06-08 05:29:56 PM

PaLarkin: There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.


Thank you! Unfortunately there is no mind bleach strong enough.
/kill it with fire
 
2012-06-08 05:31:13 PM
OK, so this dude comes to a Godforsaken fleabag in non English speaking Gwinnett County to do business.

He should have just gone all the way to Crescent Ave. He would have blended in perfectly.
 
2012-06-08 05:32:05 PM

Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Link


Max Reinhart? sounds like a good porn name
 
2012-06-08 05:32:36 PM

Cletus C.: He makes more than $87,000 a year, which is about $42 an hour.

Link

This was more lucrative at $60 per half hour.

So it all makes sense.


Doubt it was about the money. He was fulfilling a fantasy. And now he's gonna lose his job. Hope he had savings.
 
2012-06-08 05:34:31 PM
web.mit.edu
 
2012-06-08 05:34:42 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: que.guero: [onlineathens.com image 640x480]

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x300]
Get out of my HEAD!!!!


It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
 
2012-06-08 05:36:19 PM
Frau Blucher?
 
2012-06-08 05:38:21 PM
So, why exactly is this illegal and why are taxpayer dollars being used to arrest people for doing this?
 
2012-06-08 05:39:12 PM

vice_magnet: Frau Blucher?


Neeeeehhhh.
 
2012-06-08 05:39:45 PM

PaLarkin: There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

[img52.imageshack.us image 416x640]



Hot, but damn it so much that show is boring.
 
2012-06-08 05:39:46 PM

Cletus C.: He makes more than $87,000 a year, which is about $42 an hour.

Link

This was more lucrative at $60 per half hour.

So it all makes sense.


$42 an hour for a full time job. More like $100 an hour for a college professor. Believe me, I've taught university courses, it's a sweet gig.
 
2012-06-08 05:39:56 PM
Yaknow... I should have known better from the nature of Fark being Fark... but I clicked anyway not expecting what the picture actually was.
 
2012-06-08 05:40:02 PM
Well, according to his faculty site he got his PhD at Ohio State. So, I mean, I'm not super surprised to learn a cross dressing prostitute is also a buckeye.
 
2012-06-08 05:43:16 PM
Well that just ruined my weekend boner
 
2012-06-08 05:45:28 PM

MadCat221: Yaknow... I should have known better from the nature of Fark being Fark... but I clicked anyway not expecting what the picture actually was.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Waldo knows
 
2012-06-08 05:46:47 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Holy crow!
It's Genesis P Orridge!


Win.
 
2012-06-08 05:47:18 PM
 
2012-06-08 05:49:32 PM
I don't know what's wrong with you prudes! I'd be all over that! I'd take it like Grant took Richmond! She's 15 years old and a teen beauty pageant contestant and you guys are going all Studman69 on me? Ha! Fine...more for me then...wha? What do you mean wrong thread?

Oh this isn't that thread?

Well, then who are we talking abo....oh my.

Too late to recant my earlier statement? This is Fark? Yes...yes I see.

/Enh, I'd hit it anyhow... I'm sick like that. :)
 
2012-06-08 05:58:24 PM

Beluga Heights: Well, according to his faculty site he got his PhD at Ohio State. So, I mean, I'm not super surprised to learn a cross dressing prostitute is also a buckeye.


That's THE Ohio State University.

At least we know he's a well educated cross-dressing prostitute Buckeye. If he went to Michigan he's just be a cross-dressing prostitute Wolverine with rabies.
 
2012-06-08 06:00:07 PM

LaraAmber: Beluga Heights: Well, according to his faculty site he got his PhD at Ohio State. So, I mean, I'm not super surprised to learn a cross dressing prostitute is also a buckeye.

That's THE Ohio State University.

At least we know he's a well educated cross-dressing prostitute Buckeye. If he went to Michigan he's just be a cross-dressing prostitute Wolverine with rabies.


Well since I went to a school that cared more about education than football I wouldn't really know.
 
2012-06-08 06:04:34 PM
Thank you all, I needed a good laugh today :)
 
2012-06-08 06:04:37 PM
The Bunyip:

I wandered over to see his RMP reviews and found this gem:

"A terrific professor that really cares about his students. I learned so much in the classes I took with him. Always available for help when I needed it. Maybe it's just me, but he's also very sexy!!!"
 
2012-06-08 06:07:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4rP-ScVxcY
 
2012-06-08 06:12:07 PM

gerbilpox: curtis_e_bare: [www.gsstudies.uga.edu image 640x640]

Profile image with text removed.

Odd thing is, from what little I know of women's tastes (And not my own. Really.), he's decent looking or even handsome as a man. In that pic, at least.

But I'm still shuddering from the other one.

FU Subby, FU and the horse you rode in on.

/which looks better than him
//with its muscular haunches and flowing mane
///but I've said too much


He's supposed to be 65 years old? Semen must be the fountain of youth (or he's led a very easy life, which doesn't make that much sense cuz I figure being a transvestite has to be stressful). Can't do nothing about that very manly chin, though. Wonder what he looked like 40 years ago. Was he delicate?

He probably cleans up, with his hair combed and his face washed.

Wonder what he looks out without the flash photography?

Some drag queen out there would know how to make him look more feminine in spite of that jaw.
 
2012-06-08 06:21:34 PM

cgraves67: Tat'dGreaser: The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.

There's nothing wrong with a fellow having the gaypenissexy if that's what he's into.

There's nothing wrong with dressing up in women's clothing to have the gaypenissexy. That person is really just a couple of surgeries and hormone replacement therapies away from being transgendered.

What really confuses me is the gay guy who wants to have sex with a man who is dressed as a woman. And why were they even exchanging money over it? If you want to have the gaypenissexy, just do it. Why go through the rigamarole of pretending he's a she-hooker? Is this some sort of symbiotic dual fetish? One wants to pretend to be a female hooker and the other one wants to have gay sex while pretending to have illegal hetero sex?


Hookers tend to fetishize being paid to have sex. Something along the lines of knowing somebody desires you enough to pay money for it, so I imagine something like that is at play with these guys.

You could have finished your thought with "there is nothing wrong with paying/receiving money for sex" too. Though because the thought of old guys doing it dressed up as women is utterly gross I imagine nobody in the Fark punter brigade is going to come out to his defense.
 
2012-06-08 06:40:29 PM

ChuDogg: cgraves67: Tat'dGreaser: The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.

There's nothing wrong with a fellow having the gaypenissexy if that's what he's into.

There's nothing wrong with dressing up in women's clothing to have the gaypenissexy. That person is really just a couple of surgeries and hormone replacement therapies away from being transgendered.

What really confuses me is the gay guy who wants to have sex with a man who is dressed as a woman. And why were they even exchanging money over it? If you want to have the gaypenissexy, just do it. Why go through the rigamarole of pretending he's a she-hooker? Is this some sort of symbiotic dual fetish? One wants to pretend to be a female hooker and the other one wants to have gay sex while pretending to have illegal hetero sex?

Hookers tend to fetishize being paid to have sex. Something along the lines of knowing somebody desires you enough to pay money for it, so I imagine something like that is at play with these guys.

You could have finished your thought with "there is nothing wrong with paying/receiving money for sex" too. Though because the thought of old guys doing it dressed up as women is utterly gross I imagine nobody in the Fark punter brigade is going to come out to his defense.


They do it for Asian dudes.
 
2012-06-08 06:41:11 PM

Another Government Employee: OK, so this dude comes to a Godforsaken fleabag in non English speaking Gwinnett County to do business.

He should have just gone all the way to Crescent Ave. He would have blended in perfectly.


Nah Crescent Ave was where the hustlers hustled, a decade ago... Myrtle St. Is where all the tranny action is.
 
2012-06-08 06:43:30 PM

JohnCarter: Not sure what the place rents for by the hour


There used to be a place here in Portland that charged by the hour. They had waterbeds with plastic sheets and multiple 24/7 porn channels.
 
2012-06-08 06:45:08 PM

clyph: I would hit it.... with a tire iron.

Some Teacher/Hooker eyebleach:


I was gonna ask for her to be delivered to my room, but I'm holding out for a pic from the neck down
 
2012-06-08 06:46:19 PM
But he still keeps his tenure. Right?
 
2012-06-08 06:46:40 PM
www.mark-gatiss.leagueofgentlemen.de
 
2012-06-08 06:46:42 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2012-06-08 07:05:31 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-08 07:08:11 PM
In a survival situation...;)
 
2012-06-08 07:13:14 PM
www.mynewmovies.net
 
2012-06-08 07:13:37 PM
A couple of years ago there was a director in West Hollywood that got popped for something similar (charged for prostitution while in drag). Obviously neither of those guys NEED the cash, so I imagine it's part of the erotic aspect to them.

I bet he looked a lot better in a dimly lit motel room after a couple of drinks to a guy that hadn't been laid in months.
I'm not saying he looked good. Just better.
 
2012-06-08 07:13:49 PM
i106.photobucket.com

pretty close I'd say.
 
2012-06-08 07:17:30 PM
Weedlord Bonerhitler would hit it.
 
2012-06-08 07:17:34 PM
globedia.com
 
2012-06-08 07:30:40 PM
i2.listal.com
 
2012-06-08 07:31:11 PM
Even though it was just another misleading "hot female" headline, this deserved and got some attention because of the cross-dressing and the prominence of the sex trade worker. It seems unlikely he was doing this primarily for the money, right? Probably more a way of expressing his sexuality, releasing his inner slut. Of course he should have known better, should have known he would be recognized or otherwise exposed.

//not into cross-dressing or sex with random stranglers strangers
 
2012-06-08 07:33:27 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 07:35:41 PM
poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 07:40:07 PM

bim1154: [i106.photobucket.com image 536x257]

pretty close I'd say.


Dude, you just killed my boner.
 
2012-06-08 07:40:47 PM
OK, seen too many headlines implying the perp is hot. NGTRTFA.
 
2012-06-08 07:46:00 PM
HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
 
2012-06-08 07:48:26 PM
An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.
 
2012-06-08 07:49:02 PM
OMG what an ugly MuthaFarker!!
 
2012-06-08 07:49:55 PM

Iron Chef Scottish: An excellent use of US taxpayers money and police time/resources.
Sorry about exporting all our bible nudging f*cking prudes over to your place a few hundred years back. We seem to have f*cked up your gene pool.


Yeah, thanks, man.

Way to gough...

;)
 
2012-06-08 07:57:44 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-08 08:01:19 PM

PaLarkin: There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

[img52.imageshack.us image 416x640]


thank you!
 
2012-06-08 08:08:15 PM
At least he's not as ugly as the dykes from Glee

www.ladyobama.com
 
2012-06-08 08:11:08 PM
At this point, I assume that the "hot chick" promised in a headline like this will be one (or more) of the following: (a.) a 300+ pound whale, (b) someone completely ravaged by meth abuse, or (c) an exceedingly ugly man.

Luckily, this was just c.
 
2012-06-08 08:12:06 PM
DO NOT WANT
 
2012-06-08 08:12:54 PM
As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?
 
2012-06-08 08:14:10 PM

ManRay: As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?


Prostitution is one of those "crimes" where all the societal ills it causes are directly related to it being illegal.
 
2012-06-08 08:18:15 PM

Tat'dGreaser: The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.


I actually suspect it *was* his first time, at least for the prostitution angle. n00bs at any kind of criminal activity are especially vulnerable to arrest because they haven't learned how to avoid law enforcement.

Probably a cross-dresser who had fantasies about being a prostitute. That's actually a fairly common fantasy. He decided to live out those fantasies by dressing up and taking out an ad. Unfortunately he was too naive to know how to avoid cops. I feel kinda sorry for him, really. Wants to have a bit of consensual fun with other adults and gets arrested and possibly loses his job over it.
 
2012-06-08 08:27:58 PM

bighairyguy: StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!

Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.


I believe it's now down to 4-1.
 
2012-06-08 08:42:09 PM
If he'd tried to take advantage of a student, I'd be all kinds of angry, but he didn't involve a student. I can't see a good reason to ruin this poor mans' life. I agree that most of the damage done to society by prostitution is due to the fact that it is illegal. It should be legal, regulated, and taxed. That said, I doubt the professor is even a real prostitute. I suspect he was indulging in a highly unusual adventure.
 
2012-06-08 08:44:26 PM

OscarTamerz: At least he's not as ugly as the dykes from Glee


Yeah, those damn dykes.

img39.imageshack.us

Ugly as sin, I tell you.

img151.imageshack.us

img208.imageshack.us

img28.imageshack.us

/c'mon folks, more eyebleach!
 
2012-06-08 08:56:35 PM

bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.


My cack did a swift retreat into my butt crack.
 
2012-06-08 09:00:02 PM

FriarReb98: OF COURSE it's a German teacher.


images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-06-08 09:18:01 PM
GROSS
 
2012-06-08 09:19:14 PM

badgerb: bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.

My cack did a swift retreat into my butt crack.


And there's ANOTHER image from Silence of the Lambs referenced in the thread.
 
2012-06-08 09:20:07 PM
The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2012-06-08 09:26:16 PM
Even alice cooper is more attractive than that thing.
 
2012-06-08 09:27:09 PM

paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT


I don't think he should be forced to retire. All though, he will probably want to retire as the students are likely to torment him now that this incident has been made public.
 
2012-06-08 09:50:53 PM
Wow, I love when I practice my high-school german:

Der Professor war eine Hure. Ja, Jawohl!
 
2012-06-08 09:56:14 PM
dougiemacfancydragrace.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 09:57:15 PM
Stab my eyes out with a rusty ice pick.
 
2012-06-08 10:18:57 PM
Goethe scholar? I'd have guessed a Thomas Mann scholar. Hmf...
 
2012-06-08 10:31:37 PM

bighairyguy: StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!

Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.


Oh, bullshiat. It was 4-1 in 1984 when I left; it's about 2-1 now. And them girls are smart and funny; some of them are even hot.
 
2012-06-08 10:34:44 PM

ManRay: As a Tech fan, I laughed a bit more than I should have.
As a proud Georgian, I cried a bit.

/all kidding aside, why is this a crime?


This. Bless his heart; he's not having sex for money, he's just having sex for a nominal sum to get people interested. Strippers are cheaper.
 
2012-06-08 10:37:26 PM

paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT


If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.
 
2012-06-08 10:40:28 PM

revrendjim: If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.


[scribbles notes furiously]
 
2012-06-08 11:01:51 PM
Not a bookmark
 
2012-06-08 11:04:59 PM

revrendjim: paleryder69: The point from the article that you are all missing is that he/she/it is a tenured professor and has been for 18 years. He will not be fired, he will be quietly retired. There is no way he will lose that retirement even if he was doing goats in front of the admin building with midget clowns and neon arrows pointing him out.

/NTTIAWWT

If he was an Art professor he could actually do that and no one would say a word.


The problem with that is that to become an Art professor you have to study art, which puts you at the bottom of the goat-doing line for a while.
 
2012-06-08 11:12:24 PM
I put my hand in my pants.. and shortly thereafter removed it
 
2012-06-08 11:36:31 PM
GAAAA!
 
2012-06-08 11:37:28 PM
Good god, did every woman in Georgia simultaneously refuse to have sex for the last six months with their husbands/bf's? That's the only way I could picture anything getting it on with that horrorshow. And even then most guys would just pull it, or try and bugger a sheep or something.
 
2012-06-08 11:42:52 PM

geekbikerskum: Probably a cross-dresser who had fantasies about being a prostitute. That's actually a fairly common fantasy. He decided to live out those fantasies by dressing up and taking out an ad.


It's a token enough sum to be role-playing. A cross-dresser with a decently-paying job who'll blow you for $60 will blow you for free.

Krieghund: I bet he looked a lot better in a dimly lit motel room after a couple of drinks to a guy that hadn't been laid in months.


He was advertising in a trans/cross forum. The bonus peen was what any (non-cop) response to the ad was wanting and expecting.
 
2012-06-08 11:46:37 PM
Ha ha! You all clicked the link expecting a semi hot female teacher in sexy librarian glasses and a mini skirt!
 
2012-06-08 11:46:54 PM
Born in Germany (dad was in US military stationed there)...
Georgia Tech Alum...
Live in Gwinnett County...
I should have something to say...
yet words fail me.


/isn't that like Haiku or something?
 
2012-06-08 11:54:42 PM

Lawnchair: It's a token enough sum to be role-playing. A cross-dresser with a decently-paying job who'll blow you for $60 will blow you for free.


Yeah. The act of accepting money is probably part of the kink. If he just wanted to blow a dude there were lots of other ways he could have done that.
 
2012-06-09 12:16:51 AM

LawyerBuzz: Born in Germany (dad was in US military stationed there)...
Georgia Tech Alum...
Live in Gwinnett County...
I should have something to say...
yet words fail me.


/isn't that like Haiku or something?


No.

5-7-5, man.
 
2012-06-09 12:35:35 AM
UGA sucks (literally!)

Go Jackets!
 
2012-06-09 12:50:55 AM
Now is the time on Sprockets when we Fark! Now bend over!!
 
2012-06-09 12:52:58 AM
FTA: "He was dressed in a woman's fishnet body suit," he said.

Yeah... there's a mental image you really want to have.

/shudder
 
2012-06-09 01:22:47 AM
meowcheese.com
 
2012-06-09 04:28:36 AM
I can't understand why someone with a professorship earned with a lifetime of scholarship would risk everything like that.

It's so bizarre (the legal risk-taking, I mean; the trans aspect is his own matter, and he's entitled to it) that I can't help but wonder if the payment was a last-minute suggestion by the undercover cop. The guy may have been merely looking for a hookup, and at the last moment

"Can I pay you $60 for a half hour? I get excited by that"
"Um, ok"
"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent..."

(or something a little more practiced than that, but you get the idea)

What the police describe as a transexual escort section of a website might simply be the trans classifieds. You'd think if the prof was a pro, he'd know to agree to be paid only for his general companionship for the evening


Well, either way, the good citizens of Gwinnett county can surely sleep a little more soundly tonight, secure in the knowledge that they're a little bit safer from the risk of inexplicably finding themselves having consensual sex with some dude in a dress. The cops responsible clearly deserve medals for their brave work to protect the weak-willed men of the Gwinnett county from this seductive menace.
 
2012-06-09 04:44:14 AM
Why, oh why did this headline do this to me?
 
2012-06-09 06:33:54 AM

walkerhound: Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."

[memeorama.com image 320x247]

People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.


Well, since he's hooking on the side, you have to assume he isn't getting paid very much by UGA.
 
2012-06-09 07:46:24 AM

phoxxy: FTA: "He was dressed in a woman's fishnet body suit," he said.


I'm curious how you distinguish that from a men's fishnet body suit. The buttons are on the other side?
 
2012-06-09 08:55:52 AM

walkerhound: Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Current Projects:

A monograph on Iqbal and Goethe and editorship of the English-language translation (by Michael Metzger) of Katharina Mommsen's Goethe und die arabische Welt. With Peter Ochs, Professor in Judaic Studies at the University of Virginia, he is co-organizer of an international conference for October 2012 at the University of Georgia called "Reparative Reasoning: Bridging the East/West Divide in the Philosophy and Poetry of Muhammad Iqbal."

[memeorama.com image 320x247]

People get paid - by your tax dollars - to do this crap.


Yes, they do. Turns out that there are people who pay taxes who value culture and intellect. Please pass that on to the person in line behind you at WalMart and to your next door neighbor in your trailer park.
 
2012-06-09 09:40:34 AM
I think I saw her on Star Trek once...
 
2012-06-09 10:55:21 AM
Since it's a matter of sexual orientation, straight Farkers here looking at this individual and declaring "How about no" is similar to any of you looking at any man, mulling it over, and saying "Nah, I wouldn't do him." It's more than a bit redundant; as straight males, we're already not the intended audience, so our opinions about this person's attractiveness are rather irrelevant.
 
2012-06-09 02:33:19 PM
Subby, Cooler 30 Tag
 
2012-06-09 06:08:03 PM

Isildur: Since it's a matter of sexual orientation, straight Farkers here looking at this individual and declaring "How about no" is similar to any of you looking at any man, mulling it over, and saying "Nah, I wouldn't do him." It's more than a bit redundant; as straight males, we're already not the intended audience, so our opinions about this person's attractiveness are rather irrelevant.


I'm Bi. Still no.
 
2012-06-10 07:56:38 AM

MooseUpNorth: Isildur: Since it's a matter of sexual orientation, straight Farkers here looking at this individual and declaring "How about no" is similar to any of you looking at any man, mulling it over, and saying "Nah, I wouldn't do him." It's more than a bit redundant; as straight males, we're already not the intended audience, so our opinions about this person's attractiveness are rather irrelevant.

I'm Bi. Still no.


Ok. And, therefore... what?
My point still stands: Anybody who isn't oriented such that they themselves would seek a person of this type in the first place (and allegedly that's the niche market that was specifically being catered to, given that the listing was in transsexual classifieds-- no one was out to "trap" anyone) has no relevant opinion, as far as attractiveness goes.

In any case, you being Bi still doesn't tell me much about whether you're in the target demographic; for all I know, you like your men burly and macho and your women petite and curvy. Do you specifically have a thing for transvestites and/or gender blurring? If so, you may be in the minority in this thread that actually makes sense saying "no". What I said would still apply, all the same, to most people in this thread -- they're answering "No!" to a question no one would even ask them.
 
2012-06-10 09:15:25 AM

Isildur: Ok. And, therefore... what?


If we take your logic only a half-step further, and given that nobody has asked you for your opinion, you're clearly not allowed to express one. As you have done so anyway, consider your position may be at least somewhat hypocritical.
 
2012-06-10 01:43:25 PM

MooseUpNorth: Isildur: Ok. And, therefore... what?

If we take your logic only a half-step further, and given that nobody has asked you for your opinion, you're clearly not allowed to express one. As you have done so anyway, consider your position may be at least somewhat hypocritical.



Oh, for heaven's sake. I never said they're not allowed to express their opinions -- just that that their opinions on the topic aren't particularly meaningful, since they're unlikely to be attracted by transvestites in the first place; it's like someone who only likes country music judging a reggae contest.

At this stage, I can't help but wonder if you're just deliberately missing my point, either out of some sentiment of "He's being too self-righteous; well, I'll take him down a peg or two!" or "I must defend the honor of Fark! Have at you, knave!", or simply out of sheer contrarianism.
 
2012-06-10 04:32:04 PM

Isildur: Oh, for heaven's sake. I never said they're not allowed to express their opinions -- just that that their opinions on the topic aren't particularly meaningful[...]


a) So what? It's their time to waste.
b) And you think your opinion on this topic is particularly meaningful?
c) This is a Fark thread, oh Captain Obvious. I don't think anybody is deluded enough to think this thread would, could, or even should, mean a lick in the grand scheme of things.

At this stage, I can't help but wonder if you're just deliberately missing my point, either out of some sentiment of "He's being too self-righteous; well, I'll take him down a peg or two!" or "I must defend the honor of Fark! Have at you, knave!", or simply out of sheer contrarianism.

Mostly "he's being a douche". I don't really care if you come down a peg or two. Your self-righteousness is your problem, not mine. Just so you have an inkling of how hypocritical it is to get snippy at my dismissive tone considering how dismissive you've been towards the others who've dared expressed an opinion you don't consider worthwhile enough... while you post on Fark.

/ Enjoy your Sunday.
 
2012-06-11 12:52:23 AM

MooseUpNorth: Isildur: Oh, for heaven's sake. I never said they're not allowed to express their opinions -- just that that their opinions on the topic aren't particularly meaningful[...]

a) So what? It's their time to waste.



Granted.


b) And you think your opinion on this topic is particularly meaningful?

*shrug* I can point out something that doesn't seem to me to make sense


c) This is a Fark thread, oh Captain Obvious. I don't think anybody is deluded enough to think this thread would, could, or even should, mean a lick in the grand scheme of things.

Eh. True enough, I guess.


Mostly "he's being a douche". I don't really care if you come down a peg or two. Your self-righteousness is your problem, not mine.

Just so you have an inkling of how hypocritical it is to get snippy at my dismissive tone considering how dismissive you've been towards the others who've dared expressed an opinion you don't consider worthwhile enough... while you post on Fark.


*sight* Yes, we're all one, big, snippy, futilely posting family. I get it.


/ Enjoy your Sunday.

...I did, actually, for reasons unrelated to Fark. Putting aside the absurd, fruitless little echo chamber of snippiness we had here, I hope you did, too.
 
2012-06-11 12:53:59 AM
er... "*sigh*", not "*sight*"
 
2012-06-11 07:42:49 AM

Isildur: / Enjoy your Sunday.

...I did, actually, for reasons unrelated to Fark. Putting aside the absurd, fruitless little echo chamber of snippiness we had here, I hope you did, too.


I did indeed; I did indeed.

/ ECHO! (ECHO!) (Echo!) (Echo) (cho) (oh) (...)
 
2012-06-12 01:07:05 AM

MooseUpNorth: / ECHO! (ECHO!) (Echo!) (Echo) (cho) (oh) (...)


...and that's why I'm no longer allowed in Howe Caverns. :(

/well, that, and the thing with the bats
 
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