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(Athens Banner Herald)   University of Georgia professor charged with prostitution. With sizzling mugshot of "I'm Hot For Teacher" included   (onlineathens.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Hot for Teacher, criminal investigation, police escort, University of Georgia, Gwinnett County, undercover officers, County Police  
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40761 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jun 2012 at 4:20 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-08 04:40:46 PM  
Is that a forearm tattoo?

Link
 
2012-06-08 04:41:00 PM  
CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME EYE BLEACH UP IN HERE
 
2012-06-08 04:41:47 PM  
onlineathens.com

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...
 
2012-06-08 04:42:50 PM  

cgraves67: I don't think I will ever be drunk enough to mistake that for a woman.


My penis would commit harikari before hitting that.
 
2012-06-08 04:42:51 PM  

curtis_e_bare: Is that a forearm tattoo?

Link


Good eye. I see an infinity symbol underneath some fancy script I can't make out.
 
2012-06-08 04:43:33 PM  
Only an undercover policeman would offer money for that.
 
2012-06-08 04:45:07 PM  

que.guero: [onlineathens.com image 640x480]

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...


img2.timeinc.net
Get out of my HEAD!!!!
 
2012-06-08 04:46:24 PM  
Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.
 
2012-06-08 04:48:11 PM  
I'm guessing his "Rate my Professor" page is going to be updated real soon...
 
2012-06-08 04:49:26 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Because People in power are Stupid: "Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!"

Beautiful.

Good find subby.


Dude, you shouldn't Goethe there.
 
2012-06-08 04:49:33 PM  
I should have known better than to believe a Fark headline. I should have known. Clicked the link scrolled down real fast and OMG WTF is that KIWF!

/FU subby
//but very well done!
 
2012-06-08 04:50:03 PM  

que.guero: [onlineathens.com image 640x480]

Would you fark me? I'd fark me...


and...this thread is complete.
 
2012-06-08 04:51:18 PM  

Pud: [t3.gstatic.com image 261x193]

"It's a man, baby."


Seconded.
 
2012-06-08 04:51:50 PM  

bim1154: Now that's about the ugliest thing I've seen all day.


I visibly shuddered.
 
2012-06-08 04:52:54 PM  

bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.


Though it seems the Athens Police were... Got to love Georgia cops
 
2012-06-08 04:53:21 PM  
news.harvard.edu

/some sort of companion
 
2012-06-08 04:53:32 PM  
She looks like a really old Eddie Izzard in a brunette wig...
 
2012-06-08 04:53:57 PM  
Joann Worley hasn't aged gracefully.

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-06-08 04:54:27 PM  
30 minutes of sexual service for $60

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-08 04:54:51 PM  
/Reaching for a double helping of eye bleach.
 
2012-06-08 04:56:01 PM  

The Bunyip: I'm guessing his "Rate my Professor" page is going to be updated real soon...


I checked. "The ability to rate this professor is currently restricted at the discretion of the RMP Site Moderation team." Probably a good call. He's already a laughing-stock, I'd like to think there's some hope for rebuilding down the line.
 
2012-06-08 04:56:32 PM  
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
 
2012-06-08 04:56:57 PM  
Has anyone mentioned yet that subby is a dick?!
 
2012-06-08 04:57:25 PM  
*clicks link*

i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 04:57:39 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 04:58:07 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Has anyone mentioned yet that subby is a dick?!


I wondered that too and was going to say something but just assumed that by now some other Farker did.
 
2012-06-08 04:58:19 PM  
There is a shortage of much needed eyebleach in this thread. So I'll do my part to help out.

img52.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 04:59:13 PM  
yep, looks like a transylvanian vampire alright.
 
2012-06-08 04:59:45 PM  

Maud Dib: Whoa...gonna have to update his bio.

Link


yeah, his current projects isn't up to date :)
 
2012-06-08 05:00:26 PM  
www.gsstudies.uga.edu

Profile image with text removed.
 
2012-06-08 05:00:40 PM  
He ain't got no alibi.
 
2012-06-08 05:01:06 PM  
The best part about the story, there is no way he got caught on his first time out. Enjoy that thought.
 
2012-06-08 05:03:09 PM  
Do you want to touch my monkey?
 
2012-06-08 05:04:11 PM  
I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.
 
2012-06-08 05:04:15 PM  
TV hooker for $60? Come here, baybeee...

/what eyebleach? You'd get worse than 'her' in prison
 
2012-06-08 05:04:57 PM  
Hey, I just met you
And call me crazy
But just give me thirty
Sie verbringen den Rest Ihres Lebens in der Therapie!!
 
2012-06-08 05:06:52 PM  
Is it safe? .... Is it safe?
 
2012-06-08 05:07:32 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-06-08 05:07:52 PM  

bim1154: I've never had the urge to dress up in women's clothing but sometimes when reading this kind of stuff I think maybe I'll try it sometime just so I can see what all the hoopla is about. Um... I'll have to root through my wife's stuff sometime and see. I think before doing so though I would close all the curtains, lock all the doors, make sure my wife is indeed at work and doesn't walk in on me.


It sounds as if you've thought this over, many times, very carefully.
 
2012-06-08 05:10:00 PM  
"Yesterday, detectives located, on a webpage called Backpage.com ... in the transsexual escort section ... a subject named Sasha advertising for Gwinnett," Smith said.



berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-08 05:10:59 PM  

Descartes: "Yesterday, detectives located, on a webpage called Backpage.com ... in the transsexual escort section ... a subject named Sasha advertising for Gwinnett," Smith said.

[berrymii.files.wordpress.com image 450x457]


you know it must take a special kind of cop to meet someone like that and not start laughing once they see them.
 
2012-06-08 05:11:26 PM  

StoneColdAtheist: bighairyguy: Even the boys at Georgia Tech aren't desperate enough to hit that.

Who are you kidding? Them boyz'd fark a wood pile if they thought they was a snake innit!


Well maybe when I went there. Male-to-female ratio when I started was 14-1, down to 8-1 when I graduated.
 
2012-06-08 05:11:54 PM  
Strange, I thought he passed away...

img39.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 05:13:14 PM  
He's been voted "Am Ehesten Eine Kohärente Vervollständigen..."
 
2012-06-08 05:14:01 PM  
Will he claim he was doing research for work somehow?
 
2012-06-08 05:14:53 PM  
Beauty is a manifestation of secret natural laws, which otherwise would have been hidden from us forever.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 
2012-06-08 05:15:13 PM  
Holy crow!
It's Genesis P Orridge!
 
2012-06-08 05:15:52 PM  
resources1.news.com.au

S/he's the one on the right.
 
2012-06-08 05:16:21 PM  

curtis_e_bare: [www.gsstudies.uga.edu image 640x640]

Profile image with text removed.


Looks like a name..."Mr." something.
 
2012-06-08 05:17:12 PM  
Ich brach mein Zahn auf einige harte Nüsse.
 
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