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(UFC)   UFC on FX 3: Mighty Mouse and Uncle Creepy fight again because MMA judges can't count to potato. This and 11 other great fights starting 5pm on facebook / 6 pm on fuel / main card at 9pm on FX   (ufc.com) divider line 267
    More: Silly, Mighty Mouse, Uncle Creepy, MMA, BankAtlantic, McCall, prelims, UFC, Martinez  
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2012-06-08 11:43:54 PM  
Finally
 
2012-06-08 11:45:42 PM  
Yeah, I got a question Dana. When are you gonna' shell out a few bucks for a new post presser mic ?

What are you saving up to be, Jewish ?
 
2012-06-08 11:47:18 PM  
Well there's the explanation why it wasn't a 5 rounder.

Thanks, Dana.
 
2012-06-08 11:48:33 PM  

Klippoklondike: I usually submit, but at girlfriends parents for the weekend. Should be able to submit for the Guida-Maynard card.


I hope you do. I hope a lot of farkers start submitting more. I try to submit threads if nobody is submitting but I can't get all those greens. Sometimes we aren't going to get threads unless people start submitting more. I'm really looking forward to Guida / Maynard.
 
2012-06-08 11:49:49 PM  

violentsalvation: I hope you do. I hope a lot of farkers start submitting more. I try to submit threads if nobody is submitting but I can't get all those greens. Sometimes we aren't going to get threads unless people start submitting more.


What are you trying to say?

Don't mince words, or beat around the bush.

Just spit it out.
 
2012-06-08 11:50:17 PM  
I will read the thread after I watch the DVR of the fights, but my brother says I am really going to like the show, so...
 
2012-06-08 11:51:14 PM  

libranoelrose: Well there's the explanation why it wasn't a 5 rounder.

Thanks, Dana.


Better than my explanation.
 
2012-06-08 11:51:39 PM  
KEEP GARCIA!!!!
 
2012-06-08 11:52:37 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I hope you do. I hope a lot of farkers start submitting more. I try to submit threads if nobody is submitting but I can't get all those greens. Sometimes we aren't going to get threads unless people start submitting more.

What are you trying to say?

Don't mince words, or beat around the bush.

Just spit it out.


huh?
 
2012-06-08 11:53:28 PM  
Florida sucks for sports, move on.
 
2012-06-08 11:53:46 PM  
That is a seriously salmon shirt.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-08 11:55:03 PM  

violentsalvation: huh?


I was just messing with you, man.

I agree that we need more people to submit threads for these fights.

We all owe you a lot.

Seriously.
 
2012-06-08 11:59:09 PM  
He drives a Scion and calls himself a hillbilly?

PFfffffttt
 
2012-06-09 12:02:25 AM  
I'm beginning to think that Dana is a Farker.

He farking hates Florida.
 
2012-06-09 12:03:23 AM  
LMAO
 
2012-06-09 12:05:00 AM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: huh?

I was just messing with you, man.

I agree that we need more people to submit threads for these fights.

We all owe you a lot.

Seriously.


Not really. It is just submitting a link. Anybody can do it, everybody should.

But I really enjoy these threads and I look forward to them all week, or for two weeks or however long it is in between.

Dana is cussing a lot tonight.
 
2012-06-09 12:05:36 AM  

libranoelrose: I'm beginning to think that Dana is a Farker.

He farking hates Florida.


shoulda used the Florida tag
 
2012-06-09 12:05:56 AM  
Are Florida fans a bunch of homers ?
 
2012-06-09 12:06:28 AM  
I feel bad for McCall. I think he feels like shiat with his performance and I personally think he won last time.
 
2012-06-09 12:06:56 AM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: huh?

I was just messing with you, man.

I agree that we need more people to submit threads for these fights.

We all owe you a lot.

Seriously.

Not really. It is just submitting a link. Anybody can do it, everybody should.

But I really enjoy these threads and I look forward to them all week, or for two weeks or however long it is in between.

Dana is cussing a lot tonight.


He Farking hates Florida.

"A few more questions then I'm flying to Vegas."
 
2012-06-09 12:07:21 AM  
Oh female on the fight card question.
 
2012-06-09 12:07:56 AM  
This is cracking me up now.

I'm glad I'm recording.

Pit bull is injured right now.
 
2012-06-09 12:08:41 AM  
The writers and insiders are killing Florida's commission on Twitter.
 
2012-06-09 12:09:14 AM  

One Bad Apple: Are Florida fans a bunch of homers ?


I think the discussion is that they just won't drive 30 minutes from South Beach to go to the arena.
 
2012-06-09 12:09:32 AM  
In case anyone cares, 3 Mariners pitchers have combined through 7 hitless innings against the Dodgers.
 
2012-06-09 12:09:50 AM  

the biggest redneck here: The writers and insiders are killing Florida's commission on Twitter.


Why do you always post this shiat without a link?
 
2012-06-09 12:10:40 AM  

downpaymentblues: I will read the thread after I watch the DVR of the fights, but my brother says I am really going to like the show, so...


Good to read you. How come you don't participate live anymore? New job or something? I miss your posts in the threads and your strangely awesome predictions. If you make picks I can post them for you in the beginning of the thread next time, if you want.
 
2012-06-09 12:12:14 AM  

violentsalvation: Oh female on the fight card question.


I'm surprised. Dana has gone from never to probably never.

He's right about the curve of the skill level though
 
2012-06-09 12:12:55 AM  

robsul82: In case anyone cares, 3 Mariners pitchers have combined through 7 hitless innings against the Dodgers.


If it goes all the way through 9 is that still a no-hitter?
 
2012-06-09 12:13:10 AM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: The writers and insiders are killing Florida's commission on Twitter.

Why do you always post this shiat without a link?


Huh? It's just Twitter buzz. Do you use Twitter? There is no one link, just a bunch of people who make good follows.
 
2012-06-09 12:15:14 AM  

violentsalvation: robsul82: In case anyone cares, 3 Mariners pitchers have combined through 7 hitless innings against the Dodgers.

If it goes all the way through 9 is that still a no-hitter?


A combined no-hitter, yes.

Now we've said it, so...sorry, Seattle. lol
 
2012-06-09 12:16:05 AM  
Also a consideration in the Dodgers/Mariners game - the score is 0-0 headed into the 8th.
 
2012-06-09 12:17:32 AM  

robsul82: violentsalvation: robsul82: In case anyone cares, 3 Mariners pitchers have combined through 7 hitless innings against the Dodgers.

If it goes all the way through 9 is that still a no-hitter?

A combined no-hitter, yes.

Now we've said it, so...sorry, Seattle. lol


sonofa
 
2012-06-09 12:19:17 AM  
Oops, the 7th isn't over yet, 1-0 Seattle.
 
2012-06-09 12:20:56 AM  

the biggest redneck here: libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: The writers and insiders are killing Florida's commission on Twitter.

Why do you always post this shiat without a link?

Huh? It's just Twitter buzz. Do you use Twitter? There is no one link, just a bunch of people who make good follows.


I have a Twitter account but I don't use it since that one time I tweeted to Dana and he didn't answer me back.
 
2012-06-09 12:26:59 AM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: The writers and insiders are killing Florida's commission on Twitter.

Why do you always post this shiat without a link?

Huh? It's just Twitter buzz. Do you use Twitter? There is no one link, just a bunch of people who make good follows.

I have a Twitter account but I don't use it since that one time I tweeted to Dana and he didn't answer me back.


He's a dick like that. Who does he think he is anyway?
 
2012-06-09 12:30:44 AM  

violentsalvation: He's a dick like that. Who does he think he is anyway?


I think tonight was one of his more funny post fight pressers, so I'll give him a pass.

big redneck, why don't you share some of those tweets?
 
2012-06-09 12:34:22 AM  
5 outs to go, runners on second and third, 1 out. Seattle bringing in their 5th pitcher.
 
2012-06-09 12:41:56 AM  
To the 9th, 5 Seattle pitchers have not allowed a hit.
 
2012-06-09 12:45:39 AM  

robsul82: To the 9th, 5 Seattle pitchers have not allowed a hit.


Keep updating please. I can't find a stream and I love these pitching wars.
 
2012-06-09 12:50:07 AM  
The same umpire who made the controversial ball-4/strike-3 call that allowed Phil Humber to pitch his perfect game earlier this season against Seattle? He's working home plate tonight.
 
2012-06-09 12:53:17 AM  

violentsalvation: robsul82: To the 9th, 5 Seattle pitchers have not allowed a hit.

Keep updating please. I can't find a stream and I love these pitching wars.


Vipbox
dot
tv

doesn't have one?
 
2012-06-09 12:53:32 AM  
I think home run derby's are more fun.
 
2012-06-09 12:53:50 AM  

robsul82: The same umpire who made the controversial ball-4/strike-3 call that allowed Phil Humber to pitch his perfect game earlier this season against Seattle? He's working home plate tonight.


So he's half blind?
 
2012-06-09 12:55:03 AM  
Close play at first, 2 outs to go!
 
2012-06-09 12:55:36 AM  

robsul82: violentsalvation: robsul82: To the 9th, 5 Seattle pitchers have not allowed a hit.

Keep updating please. I can't find a stream and I love these pitching wars.

Vipbox
dot
tv

doesn't have one?


Hey there is one. when I checked there was only the stream torrent links, which I hate.
 
2012-06-09 12:57:13 AM  
Lined to the shortstop, 1 out to go!
 
2012-06-09 12:57:31 AM  

robsul82: Close play at first, 2 outs to go!


That looked like it was safe. But it was really really close.
 
2012-06-09 12:58:24 AM  
The Seattle Mariners have a combined no-hitter!
 
2012-06-09 12:58:31 AM  
No hitter. Awesome.
 
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