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2012-06-09 12:09:24 AM  
So are the old', and they vote in more troubling numbers and will have a longer impact/grasp on my future.
 
2012-06-09 12:09:44 AM  

OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: abb3w: So are a lot of rednecks.
Neither, however, are too stupid to be dangerous as cannon fodder in an armed revolt if they are disenfranchised. Thus, we allow both to vote.

You got my first ever vote for funny and smart.

/wonders what youth voting rates would be if you could text your vote

I think we should have a talent portion for political campaigns.

/No, it can't be for cannibalizing companies and destroying local economies.

Oh you're just begging to open the flood gates for "Who's Your Daddy", "Religions that start with the letter "M", and well if they had a bikini competition...we're all in trouble.


Hey, it is the American Idol era. Let's go whole hog.

/No accordions though: that has to be a rule.
 
2012-06-09 12:09:53 AM  

Citrate1007: No IRONIC tag that the author of Liberal Facism is advocating taking away democratic rights to millions of people who don't share his same political views?


It's never fascism when it comes from the right!
 
2012-06-09 12:15:54 AM  

Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.



Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.
 
2012-06-09 12:17:26 AM  

intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.


Someone is worse, therefore no criticism of Israel!
 
2012-06-09 12:20:11 AM  

intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.


We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.
 
2012-06-09 12:25:32 AM  
subby: Conservative Jonah Goldberg:[whatever]

*jerkoff motion*

*flipoff to the farkmins*
 
2012-06-09 12:27:56 AM  

Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.


You must be anti-Semitic. That's the only explanation for why anyone would criticize Israel and not heap mounds of vitriol on every Arab nation that ever existed.
 
2012-06-09 12:30:16 AM  

intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.


How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.
 
2012-06-09 12:31:48 AM  

BuckTurgidson: subby: Conservative Jonah Goldberg:[whatever]

*jerkoff motion*

*flipoff to the farkmins*


yababoon.com
 
2012-06-09 12:34:11 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.

You must be anti-Semitic. That's the only explanation for why anyone would criticize Israel and not heap mounds of vitriol on every Arab nation that ever existed.


I am also pro-Darfur genocide. Dammit, I used my X is bad on Syria.
 
2012-06-09 12:34:13 AM  

Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.


Either/Or. Anything less is flip-flopping. Shades of gray only make things hard to understand. That's why we need only binary policies. On or off. Good or evil. With us or against us...

You know, like a two year old understands...
 
2012-06-09 12:36:25 AM  

hubiestubert: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Honkey Magoo: the criminal apartheid state of Israel.


Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.

Either/Or. Anything less is flip-flopping. Shades of gray only make things hard to understand. That's why we need only binary policies. On or off. Good or evil. With us or against us...

You know, like a two year old understands...


Except even 2 year olds can see color. It is more like a dog. Food=good. Beaten with a stick=bad.
 
2012-06-09 12:37:11 AM  

Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: abb3w: So are a lot of rednecks.
Neither, however, are too stupid to be dangerous as cannon fodder in an armed revolt if they are disenfranchised. Thus, we allow both to vote.

You got my first ever vote for funny and smart.

/wonders what youth voting rates would be if you could text your vote

I think we should have a talent portion for political campaigns.

/No, it can't be for cannibalizing companies and destroying local economies.

Oh you're just begging to open the flood gates for "Who's Your Daddy", "Religions that start with the letter "M", and well if they had a bikini competition...we're all in trouble.

Hey, it is the American Idol era. Let's go whole hog.

/No accordions though: that has to be a rule.


bagpipes, harp? I'd love to see either one doing baton twirling, or that ribbon thing they do in the Olympics!
 
2012-06-09 12:40:53 AM  

Sabyen91: hubiestubert: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below:

Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.

Either/Or. Anything less is flip-flopping. Shades of gray only make things hard to understand. That's why we need only binary policies. On or off. Good or evil. With us or against us...

You know, like a two year old understands...

Except even 2 year olds can see color. It is more like a dog. Food=good. Beaten with a stick=bad.


To be fair, our Beamish Boy there does illustrate with his login the old saying "Things talked about most, exist least..."

It is a brave thing to volunteer to be that example. Very brave indeed...
 
2012-06-09 12:43:43 AM  

OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: abb3w: So are a lot of rednecks.
Neither, however, are too stupid to be dangerous as cannon fodder in an armed revolt if they are disenfranchised. Thus, we allow both to vote.

You got my first ever vote for funny and smart.

/wonders what youth voting rates would be if you could text your vote

I think we should have a talent portion for political campaigns.

/No, it can't be for cannibalizing companies and destroying local economies.

Oh you're just begging to open the flood gates for "Who's Your Daddy", "Religions that start with the letter "M", and well if they had a bikini competition...we're all in trouble.

Hey, it is the American Idol era. Let's go whole hog.

/No accordions though: that has to be a rule.

bagpipes, harp? I'd love to see either one doing baton twirling, or that ribbon thing they do in the Olympics!


I love bagpipes! But they can't wear underwear.
 
2012-06-09 12:45:23 AM  

hubiestubert: Sabyen91: hubiestubert: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below:

Love how Israel still gets internet hatred while Syria slaughters over 15k of their own citizens.

We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.

Either/Or. Anything less is flip-flopping. Shades of gray only make things hard to understand. That's why we need only binary policies. On or off. Good or evil. With us or against us...

You know, like a two year old understands...

Except even 2 year olds can see color. It is more like a dog. Food=good. Beaten with a stick=bad.

To be fair, our Beamish Boy there does illustrate with his login the old saying "Things talked about most, exist least..."

It is a brave thing to volunteer to be that example. Very brave indeed...


It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.
 
2012-06-09 12:50:21 AM  

Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.


My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...
 
2012-06-09 12:54:35 AM  

hubiestubert: Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.

My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...


His mouth is talking, he might want to look into that.
 
2012-06-09 12:56:42 AM  

Sabyen91: hubiestubert: Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.

My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...

His mouth is talking, he might want to look into that.


Shiny.
 
2012-06-09 01:04:19 AM  

Gyrfalcon: My god, I love you.


This is why I have him favorited in my Extra Special Happy Color. Dude's sharp.

hubiestubert: The GOP's intransigence is an issue, and if you bring it up, then loyalty is brought into question. And that is pretty much why I had to leave the party, because there is no more Big Tent. Just enough to cover the Idiot Brigade shouting loud, and saying nothin' while a lot of folks are urging them with scare tactics to shout MOAR LOUDER, and looking to get their votes on subsidies that they won't call socialism, but aiding the elderly is? Worse, aiding the elderly who've paid into the system already, that's terrible, but subsidizing industries that will take their profits overseas and we see very little in return, that's OK?


And yet, the Big Tent is apparently big enough to keep R'money enough of a challenger for Obama in November. Whether that's from rhetoric and bullshiat, or actual legitimate issues with Obama, I don't know.

Sabyen91: BuckTurgidson: subby: Conservative Jonah Goldberg:[whatever]

*jerkoff motion*

*flipoff to the farkmins*

[yababoon.com image 600x327]


hahahaha nice.
 
2012-06-09 01:21:10 AM  

Sabyen91: We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.



Like the fact that it isn't in the slightest a criminal apartheid state? Yes that should be addressed asap
 
2012-06-09 01:22:04 AM  

Majick Thise: Yeah yeah and the rich and the elderly are too stupid to accept that the world changes.


So cute.... you think you matter.

/ no, really, they ARE too stupid to vote, or to stoned to remember to go do it... one or the other. As a group, you dont matter because you ARE too stupid to get out and vote.
// vote, morons.
 
2012-06-09 01:22:20 AM  

hubiestubert: How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.



Take a look at what? It's money being spent so Egypt and Israel don't go to war with each other and cause lots of death and oil prices to spike.
 
2012-06-09 01:23:13 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: We can't think Syria is really awful and Israel has some issues that need to be addressed? I guess only one thing in any category can be bad.


Like the fact that it isn't in the slightest a criminal apartheid state? Yes that should be addressed asap


No, not at all. How silly to think that one thing that is similar to another thing be compared. Crazy shiat.
 
2012-06-09 01:23:21 AM  

hubiestubert: Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.

My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...



And I'm supposed to care what you think... because?
 
2012-06-09 01:23:55 AM  

intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.


Take a look at what? It's money being spent so Egypt and Israel don't go to war with each other and cause lots of death and oil prices to spike.


So...it is extortion?
 
2012-06-09 01:24:16 AM  

Sabyen91: No, not at all. How silly to think that one thing that is similar to another thing be compared. Crazy shiat.



Similar to what? Are you going to make the case for Israel being "similar" to apartheid South Africa? Be my guest
 
2012-06-09 01:24:43 AM  

Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: Sabyen91: OhioUGrad: abb3w: So are a lot of rednecks.
Neither, however, are too stupid to be dangerous as cannon fodder in an armed revolt if they are disenfranchised. Thus, we allow both to vote.

You got my first ever vote for funny and smart.

/wonders what youth voting rates would be if you could text your vote

I think we should have a talent portion for political campaigns.

/No, it can't be for cannibalizing companies and destroying local economies.

Oh you're just begging to open the flood gates for "Who's Your Daddy", "Religions that start with the letter "M", and well if they had a bikini competition...we're all in trouble.

Hey, it is the American Idol era. Let's go whole hog.

/No accordions though: that has to be a rule.

bagpipes, harp? I'd love to see either one doing baton twirling, or that ribbon thing they do in the Olympics!

I love bagpipes! But they can't wear underwear.


I love bagpipes as well (have a practice chanter) I would say stroll their women out in bikinis but that would be devastating to everyone........except if they rolled out 21 and over daughters (I'll take a McCain to go)
 
2012-06-09 01:26:14 AM  

Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.


Take a look at what? It's money being spent so Egypt and Israel don't go to war with each other and cause lots of death and oil prices to spike.

So...it is extortion?



Is that what you call economic aid?
 
2012-06-09 01:26:25 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: No, not at all. How silly to think that one thing that is similar to another thing be compared. Crazy shiat.


Similar to what? Are you going to make the case for Israel being "similar" to apartheid South Africa? Be my guest


Meh, not really. It has been done already. I only work with new material.
 
2012-06-09 01:27:05 AM  

intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.


Take a look at what? It's money being spent so Egypt and Israel don't go to war with each other and cause lots of death and oil prices to spike.


lh6.googleusercontent.com

It really is brave of you to carry that ironic login. Your mother must be so proud...
 
2012-06-09 01:27:20 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: How much aid do we send to Syria? That was $12M for humanitarian aid, as opposed to JUST this year, $3.075B in aid to Israel.

Again, we might want to take a look at that. Just a thought.


Take a look at what? It's money being spent so Egypt and Israel don't go to war with each other and cause lots of death and oil prices to spike.

So...it is extortion?


Is that what you call economic aid?


Give us money so we don't go to war with each other. Yeah, that is extortion.
 
2012-06-09 01:28:41 AM  

intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.

My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...


And I'm supposed to care what you think... because?


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Bless your poor sweet heart...
 
2012-06-09 01:30:59 AM  

Sabyen91: Meh, not really. It has been done already. I only work with new material.



So you can't even give one example of Israel treating its citizens like an apartheid state. That's what I thought.


hubiestubert: intelligent comment below: hubiestubert: Sabyen91: It is sad to see the Dunning-Kruger effect so heart-breakingly presented.

My days of not taking him seriously are certainly drawing to a middle...


And I'm supposed to care what you think... because?

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]

Bless your poor sweet heart...



Wow, the argument tactics of a 15 year old fark troll. Amazing. Ignored.
 
2012-06-09 01:32:14 AM  

Sabyen91: Give us money so we don't go to war with each other. Yeah, that is extortion.



So the Marshall Plan was just extortion for Europeans?

What's with your obsession over words and phrases? Apartheid, extortion. You sound like a rabid right winger with a phrase list created by Frank Luntz.
 
2012-06-09 01:34:03 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: Meh, not really. It has been done already. I only work with new material.


So you can't even give one example of Israel treating its citizens like an apartheid state. That's what I thought.


I am not your puppet.
 
2012-06-09 01:34:14 AM  

intelligent comment below: Wow, the argument tactics of a 15 year old fark troll. Amazing. Ignored.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 01:34:54 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: Give us money so we don't go to war with each other. Yeah, that is extortion.


So the Marshall Plan was just extortion for Europeans?


That is the weirdest response I could have imagined...that didn't involve tentacle rape.
 
2012-06-09 01:37:12 AM  

Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: Meh, not really. It has been done already. I only work with new material.


So you can't even give one example of Israel treating its citizens like an apartheid state. That's what I thought.

I am not your puppet.



You made a statement, can't back it up, but you and your buddy keep up the childish insults to my intelligence.
 
2012-06-09 01:38:12 AM  

Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: Give us money so we don't go to war with each other. Yeah, that is extortion.


So the Marshall Plan was just extortion for Europeans?

That is the weirdest response I could have imagined...that didn't involve tentacle rape.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 01:39:59 AM  

intelligent comment below: You made a statement, can't back it up, but you and your buddy keep up the childish insults to my intelligence.


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 01:40:04 AM  

Sabyen91: That is the weirdest response I could have imagined...that didn't involve tentacle rape.



Your claim is that economic development aid is just extortion so countries don't fight again, I'm just asking for you to be consistent and own up to the most ridiculous semantics games.
 
2012-06-09 01:40:51 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: Meh, not really. It has been done already. I only work with new material.


So you can't even give one example of Israel treating its citizens like an apartheid state. That's what I thought.

I am not your puppet.


You made a statement, can't back it up, but you and your buddy keep up the childish insults to my intelligence.


I didn't make the statement. I pulled your chain when you responded to the person that made the statement. (sigh) Fine. First, do you agree that the West Bank and Gaza are part of Israel?
 
2012-06-09 01:41:34 AM  

intelligent comment below: Sabyen91: That is the weirdest response I could have imagined...that didn't involve tentacle rape.


Your claim is that economic development aid is just extortion so countries don't fight again, I'm just asking for you to be consistent and own up to the most ridiculous semantics games.


No, that was not my argument, thanks.
 
2012-06-09 01:42:36 AM  

intelligent comment below: Your claim is that economic development aid is just extortion so countries don't fight again, I'm just asking for you to be consistent and own up to the most ridiculous semantics games.


lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-09 01:43:56 AM  

Sabyen91: I didn't make the statement. I pulled your chain when you responded to the person that made the statement. (sigh) Fine. First, do you agree that the West Bank and Gaza are part of Israel?



No and Palestinians are not Israeli citizens.

Second, Israel treats Palestinians far better than any surrounding nation who are technically responsible for them since they started the wars.

If you can make a claim that Arab Israeli citizens live in apartheid in Israel then I will concede the point.


Sabyen91: No, that was not my argument, thanks.


Israel and Egypt receive economic aid as part of a peace process, just like the point of the Marshall plan and almost every other peace process involving major countries.

You are making the claim of extortion without any actual proof or historical context.
 
2012-06-09 01:44:16 AM  

hubiestubert: intelligent comment below: Your claim is that economic development aid is just extortion so countries don't fight again, I'm just asking for you to be consistent and own up to the most ridiculous semantics games.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]


Hehe, you are going to use all of them, aren't you? :)
 
2012-06-09 01:45:54 AM  

intelligent comment below: No and Palestinians are not Israeli citizens.


So...Israel should leave Gaza and the West Bank?

intelligent comment below: Israel and Egypt receive economic aid as part of a peace process, just like the point of the Marshall plan and almost every other peace process involving major countries.

You are making the claim of extortion without any actual proof or historical context.


And if we didn't give them money they would go to war? That is kinda what you said.
 
2012-06-09 01:48:57 AM  

Sabyen91: hubiestubert: intelligent comment below: Your claim is that economic development aid is just extortion so countries don't fight again, I'm just asking for you to be consistent and own up to the most ridiculous semantics games.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]

Hehe, you are going to use all of them, aren't you? :)


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
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