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(Yahoo)   Alberto Gonzalez say Mitt Romney needs a "personal connection" to Hispanic voters and should maybe hire a Hispanic former attorney general who's had a tough time getting a job recently to do his outreach   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 64
    More: Obvious, Mitt Romney, Hispanics, Hispanic voters, Young Republicans, presumptive nominee, Rick Perry  
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2012-06-08 01:30:24 PM  
Fact he's Mexican isn't enough for these people?

/What do I mean, "these people"?
 
2012-06-08 01:34:21 PM  
Because nothing says "Mitt Romney" like "hey, it's OK to torture folks." I mean, Mitt's already torturing us with his droning, his lies, and his pretending to care about anyone that makes less than $5,000,000 a year - heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?

Perhaps, Alberto could then conduct yet another attorney purge, or give us permission to shoot U.S. civilians with drones, or maybe even OK an illegal war with, say, Canada. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Fark you, Gonzales. Be grateful you're not at The Hague, you shyster.
 
2012-06-08 01:39:18 PM  

FormlessOne: Because nothing says "Mitt Romney" like "hey, it's OK to torture folks." I mean, Mitt's already torturing us with his droning, his lies, and his pretending to care about anyone that makes less than $5,000,000 a year - heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?

Perhaps, Alberto could then conduct yet another attorney purge, or give us permission to shoot U.S. civilians with drones, or maybe even OK an illegal war with, say, Canada. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Fark you, Gonzales. Be grateful you're not at The Hague, you shyster.


Seriously. I'm racist, too.
 
2012-06-08 02:14:35 PM  
What? I'm sure he's hired plenty of Hispanics in the past.

To work on his yard.
 
2012-06-08 02:18:24 PM  

FormlessOne:

Fark you, Gonzales. Be grateful you're not at The Hague, you shyster.


wonkette.com
 
2012-06-08 02:19:11 PM  
Is he wrong? Would it be a bad idea for Romney to reach out to a community which, although it has traditionally been strongly aligned with his party, has of late started to view this party with distrust?
 
2012-06-08 02:20:30 PM  
Gonzales, who served under George W. Bush before abruptly resigning in 2007

I like how they just slip this in there.
 
2012-06-08 02:23:11 PM  
For the first time ever on FARK, I'm willing to bet, Alberto Gonzalez trifecta in play.
 
2012-06-08 02:23:26 PM  
Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!
 
2012-06-08 02:24:41 PM  

FormlessOne: heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?


I don't see why Romney needs to bring on a mentally handicapped minority at this point. I'm all for equal opportunity employment, but if Gonzalez's testimony taught us anything, it's that he clearly has serious neurological issues and is almost certainly suffering from either early onset dementia or anterograde amnesia. His complete inability to form or recall memories of anything that happened in his own office during his entire tenure there should, at best, qualify him for early disability benefits from the social security administration. He's not even up to the task of tearing ticket stubs in half at the local movie theater, a position in the Romney campaign is so far out of the question as to be laughable.
 
2012-06-08 02:29:35 PM  

sabreWulf07: FormlessOne: heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?

I don't see why Romney needs to bring on a mentally handicapped minority at this point. I'm all for equal opportunity employment, but if Gonzalez's testimony taught us anything, it's that he clearly has serious neurological issues and is almost certainly suffering from either early onset dementia or anterograde amnesia. His complete inability to form or recall memories of anything that happened in his own office during his entire tenure there should, at best, qualify him for early disability benefits from the social security administration. He's not even up to the task of tearing ticket stubs in half at the local movie theater, a position in the Romney campaign is so far out of the question as to be laughable.


Alberto is not openly gay, so he has that going for him.
 
2012-06-08 02:31:00 PM  
Alberto Gonzales then went on to say that he does not recall ever saying that.
 
2012-06-08 02:31:42 PM  

pootsie: sabreWulf07: FormlessOne: heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?

I don't see why Romney needs to bring on a mentally handicapped minority at this point. I'm all for equal opportunity employment, but if Gonzalez's testimony taught us anything, it's that he clearly has serious neurological issues and is almost certainly suffering from either early onset dementia or anterograde amnesia. His complete inability to form or recall memories of anything that happened in his own office during his entire tenure there should, at best, qualify him for early disability benefits from the social security administration. He's not even up to the task of tearing ticket stubs in half at the local movie theater, a position in the Romney campaign is so far out of the question as to be laughable.

Alberto is not openly gay, so he has that going for him.


We don't know that for sure, when asked he could not recall.
 
2012-06-08 02:33:42 PM  

PonceAlyosha: pootsie: sabreWulf07: FormlessOne: heck, tossing Alberto Gonzales into the mix could only help, y'know?

I don't see why Romney needs to bring on a mentally handicapped minority at this point. I'm all for equal opportunity employment, but if Gonzalez's testimony taught us anything, it's that he clearly has serious neurological issues and is almost certainly suffering from either early onset dementia or anterograde amnesia. His complete inability to form or recall memories of anything that happened in his own office during his entire tenure there should, at best, qualify him for early disability benefits from the social security administration. He's not even up to the task of tearing ticket stubs in half at the local movie theater, a position in the Romney campaign is so far out of the question as to be laughable.

Alberto is not openly gay, so he has that going for him.

We don't know that for sure, when asked he could not recall.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2012-06-08 02:34:01 PM  
palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!



If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along
 
2012-06-08 02:34:37 PM  
Alberto Gonzales is the reason rotten.com sucks.
 
2012-06-08 02:35:19 PM  
Also, the headline misspelled Alberto Gonzales
 
2012-06-08 02:38:47 PM  

karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along


How do you learn something you knew all along? I think you may have to go learn English.
 
2012-06-08 02:39:52 PM  
Is he serious?

After all the smug, sneering crap the Beaner-Americans have been hearing from the GOP for all these years?

After Sheriff Derpaio and his Let's Target ALL the Brown People shenanigans?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-06-08 02:43:31 PM  

karnal:

If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.

/I knew it all along


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 02:50:02 PM  
Alberto say 'huh?'
 
2012-06-08 02:53:23 PM  
camerontonto1984

karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along

How do you learn something you knew all along? I think you may have to go learn English.



Tu eres tonto, Dim.
 
2012-06-08 02:53:32 PM  

FormlessOne: Be grateful you're not at The Hague.


THIS
 
2012-06-08 02:56:33 PM  

karnal: camerontonto1984

karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along

How do you learn something you knew all along? I think you may have to go learn English.


Tu eres tonto, Dim.


In other words, you are incapable of admitting when you have said something retarded.
 
2012-06-08 03:00:22 PM  
"Vote for Rmoney and we won't waterboard you."
 
2012-06-08 03:01:52 PM  
This will result in Mitt Romney buying a bunch of Taco Bell restaurants...
 
2012-06-08 03:03:09 PM  
Romney needs a personal conncetion? His father was Mexican.
 
2012-06-08 03:11:30 PM  
As I said in the other thread, poor Fredo. He was truly thrown under a bus after Bush left office. Everyone else got plum jobs and speaking engagements, and Gonzales is, what? Digging in dumpsters for tin cans in Eagle Pass? All those years of simple, touching loyalty to his boss, and it was thrown away like an empty Twix wrapper.
 
2012-06-08 03:13:23 PM  
img403.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-08 03:19:49 PM  

Guidette Frankentits: Also, the headline misspelled Alberto Gonzales


l.yimg.com

Obviously his .243 form at the Rangers is forcing Alberto Gonzalez to look elsewhere for gainful employment.
 
2012-06-08 03:20:07 PM  

theorellior: As I said in the other thread, poor Fredo. He was truly thrown under a bus after Bush left office. Everyone else got plum jobs and speaking engagements, and Gonzales is, what? Digging in dumpsters for tin cans in Eagle Pass? All those years of simple, touching loyalty to his boss, and it was thrown away like an empty Twix wrapper.


It is a bit shocking that a complete legal retard like John Yoo cold land a gig at a place like Berkeley and that Bybee now has farking LIFE TENURE as a federal judge, but even Gonzo's old law firm wouldn't take him back
 
2012-06-08 03:22:41 PM  
cameroncrazy1984


karnal: camerontonto1984

karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along

How do you learn something you knew all along? I think you may have to go learn English.


Tu eres tonto, Dim.

In other words, you are incapable of admitting when you have said something retarded.



Yes.....I mean, No. No....I sticking with no.
 
2012-06-08 03:22:54 PM  

theorellior: As I said in the other thread, poor Fredo. He was truly thrown under a bus after Bush left office. Everyone else got plum jobs and speaking engagements, and Gonzales is, what? Digging in dumpsters for tin cans in Eagle Pass? All those years of simple, touching loyalty to his boss, and it was thrown away like an empty Twix wrapper.


i.imgur.com

Bush is a tramp. But Al loves him. Breaks a new heart. Ev'ry day...
 
2012-06-08 03:30:21 PM  
Why doesn't Mitt just take his gardener on the campain tour with him?
 
2012-06-08 03:35:21 PM  
Mitt Romney is going to need Alberto Gonzalez. Romney needs a legal excuse to go to war with Iran and for torturing enemy combatants and innocent civilians.

Gonzalez is his man.

/and I'm being gracious referring to him as a man
 
2012-06-08 03:36:56 PM  
Why use a separate person when we can just load a hispanic personality module into Mitt?
 
2012-06-08 03:42:55 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Pick me to be your VP, Mitt!
 
2012-06-08 03:43:24 PM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
Aye Carumba
 
2012-06-08 03:49:50 PM  
static.ddmcdn.com
Miss me yet?




/I do not recall that.
 
2012-06-08 03:50:11 PM  

AcademGreen: Why use a separate person when we can just load a hispanic personality module into Mitt?


media.salon.com

Hola amigos! No sé mucho sobre recogiendo fresas, pero tengo algunos amigos que son dueños de los huertos!
 
2012-06-08 03:51:25 PM  
karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!

If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.

/I knew it all along


You know what? Some are. Does that somehow make it right?
 
2012-06-08 03:52:44 PM  

karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along


So you are saying the republicans are racist?
 
2012-06-08 03:55:25 PM  
What would be the Hispanic equivalent of Romney saying "Who let the dogs out?' when he posed with black kids?

Doing the Macarena?
 
2012-06-08 03:56:43 PM  

vernonFL: What would be the Hispanic equivalent of Romney saying "Who let the dogs out?' when he posed with black kids?

Doing the Macarena?


Flamenco
 
2012-06-08 04:06:12 PM  

vernonFL: What would be the Hispanic equivalent of Romney saying "Who let the dogs out?' when he posed with black kids?

Doing the Macarena?


Giving a speech to Latinos, then concluding with "Ay te watcho."

/wouldn't be surprised if he actually did this
 
2012-06-08 04:14:37 PM  

palelizard: Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


That's not funny. Mitt speaks perfect French.
 
2012-06-08 04:17:53 PM  

vernonFL: What would be the Hispanic equivalent of Romney saying "Who let the dogs out?' when he posed with black kids?

Doing the Macarena?


I was thinking something more along the lines of Speedy Gonzales myself.
 
2012-06-08 04:21:26 PM  

Arkanaut: palelizard: Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!

That's not funny. Mitt speaks perfect French.


A Mexican invading France? That's a twist!
 
2012-06-08 04:21:57 PM  
TrollingForColumbine


karnal: palelizard

Sorry, Alberto, no hablar con espanol. Just-o go..uh,-o clean-o the pool-o. Mercy buckets!


If nothing else, from this thread I have learned that Dims are Racists too.



/I knew it all along

So you are saying the republicans are racist?



All you have to do is question Obama and you are labeled Racist....and since you are questioning me, I will label you DimWeed.
 
2012-06-08 04:23:53 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: [assets0.ordienetworks.com image 360x324]
Aye Carumba


Why on earth do pot-bellied dudes turn their navels into assholes with tattoos like that? That's about the third one of those pics I've seen.

/Stay classy, you tattooed fat fark.
//Not you, TrollingForColumbine...the guy in the pic.
 
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