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2012-06-08 02:04:01 PM
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imfallen_angel: god God (proper noun, grammar, learn it... this was covered a few days ago in another thread). Teaching a kid about religion doesn't mean to have him join a cult ya know... might have a few stories worth telling, listening to.

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2012-06-08 01:48:48 PM
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2012-06-08 01:30:35 PM
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Arkanaut: Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?

To be crushed your enemies, to fall at their feet -- to have your horses and goods taken and hear the lamentation of your women.
2012-06-08 01:10:51 PM
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semiotix: A five-year-old could ask me why they're moving Community to Fridays and I'd come up with something involving evil wizards.

I KNEW IT!
2012-06-08 01:09:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm raising my child as a devout Christian. The only thing is, I've swapped Santa Claus and Jesus Christ. I even had some Bibles printed up with the big jolly fat man replacing the bearded hippie. Should be a hoot when he finally goes to school.
2012-06-08 01:06:13 PM
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I cannot remember the last time I told a child the truth on any matter of any importance. A five-year-old could ask me why they're moving Community to Fridays and I'd come up with something involving evil wizards.
2012-06-08 01:05:04 PM
1 votes:
everyone lies to children all the time

god
santa claus
you can be anything when you grow up
wrestling
stork
fridge pics
ill tell you when youre older
it's ok to be gay
not to mention the mountains of apocryphal bullshiat parents spread or make up every second
2012-06-08 01:03:44 PM
1 votes:
This is normal.
This won't hurt.
Your parents will hate you if you don't keep the secret.

/van
 
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