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2012-06-08 02:57:28 PM  

imprimere: thisisyourbrainonFark: imprimere: thisisyourbrainonFark: [qph.cf.quoracdn.net image 400x266]

And why does it rain?

Couldn't find that one.

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Oh, it wasn't C&H (pure cane sugar, that's the one). It was Jack Handy

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying". And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did".


Hah! Also like his one about Disneyland ...
 
2012-06-08 02:59:40 PM  

imfallen_angel: ArcadianRefugee: imfallen_angel: god God (proper noun, grammar, learn it.

god (common noun): one of several deities, especially a male deity

God (proper noun): a very specific god

English: learn it.

He was being specific enough, but I guess you have to find something to fell superior about today, and I guess that's good for you.

Butthurt, you appear to have it.


You launched into correcting any and everything and you're accusing someone else about "felling" superior? Ha.
 
2012-06-08 04:45:54 PM  

imprimere: imfallen_angel: ArcadianRefugee: imfallen_angel: god God (proper noun, grammar, learn it.

god (common noun): one of several deities, especially a male deity

God (proper noun): a very specific god

English: learn it.

He was being specific enough, but I guess you have to find something to fell superior about today, and I guess that's good for you.

Butthurt, you appear to have it.

You launched into correcting any and everything and you're accusing someone else about "felling" superior? Ha.


meh...

I just think that you sounded like your childhood was a major disappointment and had the need to be a sourpuss about it.

And I see that there's a lack of understanding for what a grammatical error is and a typo.

But hey, this is fark... so I expect that most of you look like this anyways when you read someone's reply.

i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-08 06:02:51 PM  
I was babysitting my niece a lot when she hit that age when she was constantly asking questions about everything. I'm fairly well educated, but I have my limits, so I started to just make shiat up. One day after babysitting, my sister is getting her kid's stuff together to go home, chatting with her daughter, when I hear, "OGRE! What the hell have you been teaching my daughter!"

Simple answer, I taught that uncle Ogre is full of shiat.
 
2012-06-08 06:16:26 PM  

imfallen_angel: imprimere: imfallen_angel: ArcadianRefugee: imfallen_angel: god God (proper noun, grammar, learn it.

god (common noun): one of several deities, especially a male deity

God (proper noun): a very specific god

English: learn it.

He was being specific enough, but I guess you have to find something to fell superior about today, and I guess that's good for you.

Butthurt, you appear to have it.

You launched into correcting any and everything and you're accusing someone else about "felling" superior? Ha.

meh...

I just think that you sounded like your childhood was a major disappointment and had the need to be a sourpuss about it.

And I see that there's a lack of understanding for what a grammatical error is and a typo.

But hey, this is fark... so I expect that most of you look like this anyways when you read someone's reply.

[i478.photobucket.com image 250x313]


*sigh* Start at the beginning. I wasn't complaining about my childhood. I was making fun of the person you presume was complaining about their childhood. I also was not the one to correct any grammatical errors. I only pointed out your obvious typo because you were the pot name-calling the kettle. Use your blamethrower all you want, just don't point it in my direction.
 
2012-06-08 06:19:14 PM  
I went to college with Kurt; happy to see the dude get a show, hope it doesn't burn in fail.
 
2012-06-09 05:21:25 AM  

profplump: holdmybones: What the fark are fridge pics?


Or maybe this:
slickpanda.com


Oh my god! ...You're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator!
 
2012-06-09 06:42:23 AM  

braedan: This is normal.
This won't hurt.
Your parents will hate you if you don't keep the secret.

/van


Skeevy uncle or local Catholic priest? You decide!
 
2012-06-09 12:15:55 PM  
Its ok to be different in school, the other kids will respect you because you like yourself

Your parents left the studio when they couldn't find you earlier. Why didn't you say something? They looked mad...


/Stop calling CPS
 
2012-06-09 12:39:34 PM  

POISON MONKEY: profplump: holdmybones: What the fark are fridge pics?


Or maybe this:
[slickpanda.com image 525x787]

Oh my god! ...You're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator!


Those are bananas? Oh, they are! I only saw them out of the corner of my eye, so I assumed they were sausages.
 
2012-06-10 12:27:35 PM  

POISON MONKEY: profplump: holdmybones: What the fark are fridge pics?


Or maybe this:
[slickpanda.com image 525x787]

Oh my god! ...You're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator!


sure you can
 
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