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(The Star Press)   "Robert said he did not recall intentionally stabbing Josh. However, (he) did admit to having the knife in his hand and Josh getting stabbed"   (thestarpress.com) divider line 15
    More: Unlikely, Muncie, memorial hospital, Delaware County, knife, Justice Center  
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2012-06-08 10:25:38 AM  
Oh, Muncie.
 
2012-06-08 12:18:06 PM  
I guess Josh just impaled himself on Robert's knife.

Bart: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this...
[windmills his arms]
Bart: If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...
[kicks up her foot]
Lisa: And if any part of you should fill that air...
[kicks up her other foot]
Lisa: It's your own fault.
 
2012-06-08 12:27:21 PM  
Invasion of the body snatchers?
 
2012-06-08 12:32:06 PM  
I think we can connect the dots.
 
2012-06-08 12:39:30 PM  
"And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."
 
2012-06-08 12:40:22 PM  
It's actually not all that uncommon. People's brains, at least people who aren't so jaded and inured to violence, seem to disconnect when it comes down to it. It's not like the guy planned to stab him in some intricate plot. Pretty straightforward act of passion, although that doesn't make him innocent.
 
2012-06-08 12:45:01 PM  
Dude tries that on me and it's - BOOM - kicked right out of his motherfarking hand.
 
2012-06-08 12:47:59 PM  
Since I am not a psycho stabber person, stabbing random people you should be asking yourself one question; "What did I do to get stabbed?"

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2012-06-08 12:49:55 PM  

spentmiles: Dude tries that on me and it's - BOOM - kicked right out of his motherfarking hand.


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bow to your sensei!
 
2012-06-08 12:54:06 PM  
I dont recall intentionally buying that 8 ball and ordering those hookers either.
 
2012-06-08 12:57:28 PM  
Quit stabbin' yourself.
Quit stabbin' yourself.
Quit stabbin' yourself.
 
2012-06-08 01:28:35 PM  

spentmiles: Dude tries that on me and it's - BOOM - kicked right out of his motherfarking hand.


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2012-06-08 01:37:11 PM  
I've seen something like this before.

Mr. Monk Is On The Run
 
2012-06-08 01:37:54 PM  

Honest Bender: Quit stabbin' yourself.
Quit stabbin' yourself.
Quit stabbin' yourself.


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2012-06-08 10:48:32 PM  
He ran into my knife.... 5 times.
 
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