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(CNN)   Shooting at a funeral in Georgia. Two killed, two wounded, three dead   (cnn.com) divider line 91
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2012-06-08 02:21:59 PM
Where will they bury the survivors ?
 
2012-06-08 02:22:16 PM
And a partridge in a peach tree.
 
2012-06-08 02:22:22 PM
FTA: (police) said people at the funeral shot back and killed the man"

Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.
 
2012-06-08 02:23:26 PM
If this had happened in the UK it would have been curtains for everyone.
 
2012-06-08 02:24:17 PM
Parish said people at the funeral shot back and killed the man

Judge, jury, executioner. Instant justice.
 
2012-06-08 02:24:29 PM
"Parish said people at the funeral shot back and killed the man, but WSB reported that police were still looking for the shooter and had detained three other people.

Well, at least they killed someone.
 
2012-06-08 02:25:31 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.




A born leader, never leave my block without a heater...


Paging Droxinxthexwind to the white curtsey phone.
 
2012-06-08 02:27:34 PM

FarkinHostile: OldManDownDRoad: Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.



A born leader, never leave my block without a heater...


Paging Droxinxthexwind to the white curtsey phone.


LMAO
 
2012-06-08 02:27:52 PM

OldManDownDRoad: FTA: (police) said people at the funeral shot back and killed the man"

Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.



If you're going to carry it only makes sense to carry all the time. And if you think there are some places you would carry and others you wouldn't, it's smarter to avoid the former places altogether.
 
2012-06-08 02:28:05 PM
The law of attraction at work. Reminds me of roadside memorials and automobile crashes.
 
2012-06-08 02:29:13 PM
Is the stupid tag for the headline?
 
2012-06-08 02:29:44 PM

Spiralmonkey: If this had happened in the UK it would have been curtains for everyone.


Well played...
 
2012-06-08 02:29:58 PM
Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?
 
2012-06-08 02:31:11 PM
Big Trouble in Little Atlanta.
 
2012-06-08 02:31:29 PM

Dimensio: Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?


Not sure, but the solution is obviously more laws.
 
2012-06-08 02:31:50 PM
All the more business for the funeral home.

It's an ill wind...
 
2012-06-08 02:33:19 PM
"Gunfight At The OFark Corral"
 
2012-06-08 02:33:34 PM
Not defending anyone, but depending on the deceased's job, and how he died - attending the funeral armed may be perfectly reasonable.

For example: Gang banger killed by rivals who've promised more killings. If you were close enough to attend the funeral, going unarmed would be stupid.

/so... family members killed at a loved one's funeral...do they get a group discount?
 
2012-06-08 02:33:36 PM

Yakk: Big Trouble in Little Atlanta Peachtree.

 
2012-06-08 02:34:46 PM

Pair-o-Dice: FarkinHostile: OldManDownDRoad: Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.



A born leader, never leave my block without a heater...


Paging Droxinxthexwind to the white curtsey phone.

LMAO


Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?
 
2012-06-08 02:35:01 PM

Private_Citizen: Not defending anyone, but depending on the deceased's job, and how he died - attending the funeral armed may be perfectly reasonable.

For example: Gang banger killed by rivals who've promised more killings. If you were close enough to attend the funeral, going unarmed would be stupid.

/so... family members killed at a loved one's funeral...do they get a group discount?


Depends. Do they have to dig another hole or can they all use the same one?

/was astonished at how much "opening and closing" cost at my dad's funeral, especially since he was cremated.
 
2012-06-08 02:35:14 PM
Gee I wonder if this was gang related
 
2012-06-08 02:36:24 PM
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2012-06-08 02:37:03 PM
Where do they bury the survivors?
 
2012-06-08 02:37:18 PM

Dimensio: Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?


Is a funeral home considered a house of worship?
 
2012-06-08 02:38:00 PM
Parish said a man arrived as mourners gathered in the parking lot at Victory for the World Church in Stone Mountain, just east of Atlanta, and began shooting.

...people at the funeral shot back and killed the man...


I would have never though to take a gun to a funeral, but I guess I will from now on.
 
2012-06-08 02:39:05 PM
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2012-06-08 02:40:47 PM
Comments for this page are closed.

Uh...NOPE!
 
2012-06-08 02:40:58 PM

FarkinHostile: OldManDownDRoad: Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.



A born leader, never leave my block without a heater...


Paging Droxinxthexwind to the white curtsey phone.


What a white curtsey looks like.
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2012-06-08 02:41:55 PM

AbbeySomeone: Pair-o-Dice: FarkinHostile: OldManDownDRoad: Well, I always take my heater to a funeral for just such an occasion.



A born leader, never leave my block without a heater...


Paging Droxinxthexwind to the white curtsey phone.

LMAO

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?


Welcome to FARK. Wait, you're not new here. Carry on.
 
2012-06-08 02:42:36 PM
Sounds like he was a popular guy.
 
2012-06-08 02:42:56 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Private_Citizen: Not defending anyone, but depending on the deceased's job, and how he died - attending the funeral armed may be perfectly reasonable.

For example: Gang banger killed by rivals who've promised more killings. If you were close enough to attend the funeral, going unarmed would be stupid.

/so... family members killed at a loved one's funeral...do they get a group discount?

Depends. Do they have to dig another hole or can they all use the same one?

/was astonished at how much "opening and closing" cost at my dad's funeral, especially since he was cremated.


Group discount requires a group grave? Wow, you're a tough negotiator!!
 
2012-06-08 02:42:56 PM
Gang-banger problems.
 
2012-06-08 02:42:58 PM

Nasty_McFilth: Dimensio: Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?

Is a funeral home considered a house of worship?


The article reports that the shooting occurred at a church.
 
2012-06-08 02:43:11 PM

AbbeySomeone:

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?



In a thread about a shooting at a funeral, in Atlanta?

Doubtful. I was expecting someone to ask "Let me guess what color they are". Just par for the course, really.

The really sucky part is that it is a point:

img.photobucket.com


Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.
 
2012-06-08 02:46:20 PM

FarkinHostile: Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.


It's obviously whitey's fault.
 
2012-06-08 02:46:25 PM

Private_Citizen: OldManDownDRoad: Private_Citizen: Not defending anyone, but depending on the deceased's job, and how he died - attending the funeral armed may be perfectly reasonable.

For example: Gang banger killed by rivals who've promised more killings. If you were close enough to attend the funeral, going unarmed would be stupid.

/so... family members killed at a loved one's funeral...do they get a group discount?

Depends. Do they have to dig another hole or can they all use the same one?

/was astonished at how much "opening and closing" cost at my dad's funeral, especially since he was cremated.

Group discount requires a group grave? Wow, you're a tough negotiator!!


fusiondigitalproductions.com
 
2012-06-08 02:47:07 PM

Dimensio: Nasty_McFilth: Dimensio: Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?

Is a funeral home considered a house of worship?

The article reports that the shooting occurred at a church.


I seem to have left my reading comprehension at home today...
 
2012-06-08 02:47:11 PM

FarkinHostile: AbbeySomeone:

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?


In a thread about a shooting at a funeral, in Atlanta?

Doubtful. I was expecting someone to ask "Let me guess what color they are". Just par for the course, really.

The really sucky part is that it is a point:

[img.photobucket.com image 640x799]


Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.


I was trying for sublety. Well farkkk that. Y'all are obtuse today.
I did not know his middle name was Devon.. Ryan is the name of white guys from the burbs. No wonder he got shot.
 
2012-06-08 02:48:09 PM
Stay classy, Atlanta.
 
2012-06-08 02:49:56 PM
What's the difference between an Irish Wake and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk Irishman...
 
2012-06-08 02:49:57 PM

AbbeySomeone: I did not know his middle name was Devon.. Ryan is the name of white guys from the burbs. No wonder he got shot.


Bwahahahaha
 
2012-06-08 02:50:24 PM

Nasty_McFilth: Dimensio: Georgia law prohibits the possession of firearms at any "house of worship", as the state government believes itself more qualified to establish church policy than church management. How, exactly, could such an incident have occurred?

Is a funeral home considered a house of worship?


I think if you're Chinese.
 
2012-06-08 02:50:25 PM

FarkinHostile: AbbeySomeone:

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?


In a thread about a shooting at a funeral, in Atlanta?

Doubtful. I was expecting someone to ask "Let me guess what color they are". Just par for the course, really.

The really sucky part is that it is a point:

[img.photobucket.com image 640x799]


Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.


what do you propose they do?
 
2012-06-08 02:50:54 PM

Pair-o-Dice: Parish said people at the funeral shot back and killed the man

Judge, jury, executioner, undertaker. Instant justice.


FTFY
 
2012-06-08 02:50:57 PM

que.guero: FarkinHostile: Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.

It's obviously whitey's fault.


Or at least certainly not because they are black.
 
2012-06-08 02:53:19 PM

Hobodeluxe: FarkinHostile: AbbeySomeone:

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?


In a thread about a shooting at a funeral, in Atlanta?

Doubtful. I was expecting someone to ask "Let me guess what color they are". Just par for the course, really.

The really sucky part is that it is a point:

[img.photobucket.com image 640x799]


Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.

what do you propose they do?


I think they need to hook up with some white guys to handle their dirty work.
 
2012-06-08 03:01:32 PM

Hobodeluxe: FarkinHostile: AbbeySomeone:

Can't we get through a thread without racism? Somebody has died here!

/Ryan?


In a thread about a shooting at a funeral, in Atlanta?

Doubtful. I was expecting someone to ask "Let me guess what color they are". Just par for the course, really.

The really sucky part is that it is a point:

[img.photobucket.com image 640x799]


Black on black gun crimes are seriously out of control. Almost every murder/shooting in my city is black on black, gang/drug related. The black community really needs to address this before anything else, IMNSHO.

what do you propose they do?



Considering that a sizable number of those shot are not the intended targets, but innocent bystanders, I'd suggest mandatory marksmanship courses.

t1.gstatic.com

Or distribute socially responsible pistols.
 
2012-06-08 03:02:35 PM

Hobodeluxe: what do you propose they do?



Start by strongly and continually speaking out against the elements in their culture that glorify and perpetuate violence, instead of making them millionaires and music award winners. Make Non-violent solutions to issues a part of their culture. Granted, that is a pipe dream, but it has to start somewhere, and it's not like anyone else will or even can do anything about it. It has to be their own. Hell, everyone freaked out about Zimmerman killing Trevon, but just about every week some young black man is killed by another in my city, and it's business as usual. Jesus Wept.

Also, glorify education instead of vilifying it.
 
2012-06-08 03:05:45 PM
dem krazy kneegrows........... huhhuhhuh!

/sympathy? Got NONE!
 
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