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(Moviehole)   Arnie says he's getting in shape for Terminator 5 and 6. In the future robots age too   (moviehole.net) divider line 42
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2012-06-08 09:54:32 AM
I really don't see this happening....
Although I gotta admit it would be pretty friggin' cool.

Yes, I still love both the Terminator and Arnold.
 
2012-06-08 09:58:33 AM
Saggy mantitties are actually cleverly disguised carbon nanotube armor.
 
2012-06-08 10:12:30 AM
They should make a sequel to Commando. Alyssa Milano and her dad, an aging but still badass Matrix, still live in the woods and have their creepy relationship with the same cheesy steel drum music. Matrix killed the black chick, she was f*cking annoying.

The plot: Bennett's son, who looks exactly like old Bennett, goes after Matrix. He wears the chainmail Bennett wore. He has the same pedo moustache.

That's all I have so far. Something related to the military would be good, maybe a nuke that's never been done before. They fight, Matrix wins, then the military shows up.
 
2012-06-08 10:18:00 AM
Arnie..stop. Really. Just stop. You're too friggin' old.
 
2012-06-08 11:40:20 AM
As much as the last two movie were lame (it should have ended with T2's open ended future), if they insist on finishing it, they might as well follow through to the point where Connor sends Reese back in time to 1984. In which case they wouldn't need Arnold for more than a CGI cameo.
 
2012-06-08 12:01:12 PM
I hope he says "I'll be back." If he says "I'll be back" the audience will laugh and clap and everyone will all agree it's just the best time they've in a movie theater.
 
2012-06-08 12:08:39 PM

Confabulat: I hope he says "I'll be back." If he says "I'll be back" the audience will laugh and clap and everyone will all agree it's just the best time they've in a movie theater.


You accidentally your last clause.
 
2012-06-08 12:19:42 PM
When he walks out of the police station, he'll look the cop in the eye and say "Ow, my back."
 
2012-06-08 12:23:17 PM
Just what we need... geezerbot
 
2012-06-08 12:23:53 PM
I guess he really wasn't kidding when he said he'd be back...
 
2012-06-08 12:33:03 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Just what we need... geezerbot


www.scarybot.com

We need a friendly geezerbot to defend geezers from other robots.
 
2012-06-08 12:36:15 PM

bdub77: Matrix killed the black chick, she was f*cking annoying.


I'm still wondering why the cops didn't arrest her outside the sporting goods store.
 
2012-06-08 12:36:40 PM
As long as the dvds have his blow by blow commentaries, I'm happy.
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2012-06-08 12:37:48 PM
Mongol General: Conan! What is best in old age?
Conan: To crush your pills, see them placed before you, and to hear the lamentation of the nurses.
 
2012-06-08 12:37:58 PM
This is fake, the original source was closed down and it just isn't true. Sad.
 
2012-06-08 12:41:19 PM

mdking09: This is fake, the original source was closed down and it just isn't true. Sad.


Odd, Avast! anti-virus claimed that page has a trojan Javascript file on it...
 
2012-06-08 12:42:46 PM

browneye: Arnie..stop. Really. Just stop. You're too friggin' old.


NEVER
 
2012-06-08 12:43:10 PM
Why don't they just use Roland Kickinger with Arnie's face digitized over the top again...?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Worked in Terminator: Salvation.

www.gonemovies.com
 
2012-06-08 12:54:35 PM

mdking09: This is fake, the original source was closed down and it just isn't true. Sad.


This.
 
2012-06-08 01:06:08 PM

mdking09: This is fake, the original source was closed down and it just isn't true. Sad.


Fark. I was so OK with this.
 
2012-06-08 01:06:45 PM

FloydA: When he walks out of the police station, he'll look the cop in the eye and say "Ow, my back."


HAH!
 
2012-06-08 01:06:52 PM
"I'll be [suffering from a herniated disc in my lower] back!"
 
2012-06-08 01:10:35 PM

Jackpot777: Why don't they just use Roland Kickinger with Arnie's face digitized over the top again...?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x227]

Worked in Terminator: Salvation.

[www.gonemovies.com image 640x266]


I thought that was a very effective 3D model, oh well, I guess not...
 
2012-06-08 01:11:45 PM
Well, Arnie could play the scientist who creates the T-1000s in his own image.
 
2012-06-08 01:20:30 PM

FloydA: When he walks out of the police station, he'll look the cop in the eye and say "Ow, my back."


somebody get the lights on the way out. this thread's done.
 
2012-06-08 01:29:25 PM

Jackpot777: Why don't they just use Roland Kickinger with Arnie's face digitized over the top again...?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x227]

Worked in Terminator: Salvation.

[www.gonemovies.com image 640x266]


That. Or I could see Arnold maybe playing the living person that the terminator was modeled after. Maybe the scientist that created him or something.
 
2012-06-08 01:29:48 PM
Wish someone would wrap up the Sarah Conner Cronichles story arc. Did Shirley Mansons rebel terminators end up helping the humans defeat Skynet? Did John Connor finally bang Summer Glau-bot? They left us hanging.
 
2012-06-08 01:32:05 PM

MatrixOutsider: Well, Arnie could play the scientist who creates the T-1000s in his own image.


Well, they sort of did that already... as Sgt Candy
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2012-06-08 01:41:36 PM
Umm, if the robots never aged, that would be pretty farking suspicious And I mean if it's living tissue then yes it would be susceptible to degradation like anything else.
 
2012-06-08 01:50:22 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: Wish someone would wrap up the Sarah Conner Cronichles story arc. Did Shirley Mansons rebel terminators end up helping the humans defeat Skynet? Did John Connor finally bang Summer Glau-bot? They left us hanging.


This is the only way I would go see another Terminator movie. Anything following up the crapfest of T4 would be a waste of time.
 
Skr
2012-06-08 02:00:45 PM
I really hope he can get his body back in shape (sans further juicing). Seeing him age as he did, broke the mister universe image I've had of him since I was a kid.

Though, when body sculptors get to that age I imagine their joint pain must be tremendous.
 
2012-06-08 02:35:32 PM

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Umm, if the robots never aged, that would be pretty farking suspicious And I mean if it's living tissue then yes it would be susceptible to degradation like anything else.


How would that work if young Arnie was sent back just as Skynet was defeated? There's no time to age that much. Unless, after the defeat, a few loyal T-800s pull a Hiroo Onoda and threaten to destroy all the humans fought and died for and struggle to rebuild...

You are absolutely forbidden to decommission by your own command line. It may take three years, it may take five hundred, but whatever happens, I'll be back. Until then, so long as you have one servo, you are to continue to fight for the return of Skynet. You may have to live on flashlight batteries. If that's the case, live on flashlight batteries! Under no circumstances are you to cease terminating Connors.
 
2012-06-08 03:29:30 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Umm, if the robots never aged, that would be pretty farking suspicious And I mean if it's living tissue then yes it would be susceptible to degradation like anything else.

How would that work if young Arnie was sent back just as Skynet was defeated? There's no time to age that much. Unless, after the defeat, a few loyal T-800s pull a Hiroo Onoda and threaten to destroy all the humans fought and died for and struggle to rebuild...

You are absolutely forbidden to decommission by your own command line. It may take three years, it may take five hundred, but whatever happens, I'll be back. Until then, so long as you have one servo, you are to continue to fight for the return of Skynet. You may have to live on flashlight batteries. If that's the case, live on flashlight batteries! Under no circumstances are you to cease terminating Connors.


for some reason i'm now picturing multiple arnolds, forging ahead and fighting until they grow tired of keeping the war alive as the humans multiply and rebuild, so they eventually hatch a plan to enable their learning modes and watch society, with the intent of re-joining it.

then they open up a deli in a middle-urban neighborhood and serve up fantastically precisely-cut meats and old-fashioned austrian wisdom.

and nobody questions why five identical austrian dudes wander out of the wastelands totally unscathed, or why they all twitch whenever the connors come in for sandwiches/schnitzel.


cut/print, i immmediately claim copyright. any hollywood types that want to try to pitch this, drop me a line.
 
2012-06-08 03:51:01 PM

buttery_shame_cave: for some reason i'm now picturing multiple arnolds, forging ahead and fighting until they grow tired of keeping the war alive as the humans multiply and rebuild, so they eventually hatch a plan to enable their learning modes and watch society, with the intent of re-joining it.

then they open up a deli in a middle-urban neighborhood and serve up fantastically precisely-cut meats and old-fashioned austrian wisdom.

and nobody questions why five identical austrian dudes wander out of the wastelands totally unscathed, or why they all twitch whenever the connors come in for sandwiches/schnitzel.


cut/print, i immmediately claim copyright. any hollywood types that want to try to pitch this, drop me a line.


I like it.

How about this addition: They tend their deli peacefully until one day a special Connor arrives, Connor...MacLeod. Thus begins the second war of extermination as the Terminator battles the Highlander.

/I demand credit as a co-writer.
 
2012-06-08 04:35:36 PM
It will be terrible. Much like Salvation was.
 
2012-06-08 06:22:42 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: buttery_shame_cave: for some reason i'm now picturing multiple arnolds, forging ahead and fighting until they grow tired of keeping the war alive as the humans multiply and rebuild, so they eventually hatch a plan to enable their learning modes and watch society, with the intent of re-joining it.

then they open up a deli in a middle-urban neighborhood and serve up fantastically precisely-cut meats and old-fashioned austrian wisdom.

and nobody questions why five identical austrian dudes wander out of the wastelands totally unscathed, or why they all twitch whenever the connors come in for sandwiches/schnitzel.


cut/print, i immmediately claim copyright. any hollywood types that want to try to pitch this, drop me a line.

I like it.

How about this addition: They tend their deli peacefully until one day a special Connor arrives, Connor...MacLeod. Thus begins the second war of extermination as the Terminator battles the Highlander.

/I demand credit as a co-writer.


libertarianeconomist.com
 
2012-06-08 06:48:30 PM

MatrixOutsider: Well, Arnie could play the scientist who creates the T-1000s in his own image.


T-800 or T850 or whichever it it is. T-1000 was the liquid metal guy.
 
2012-06-08 08:12:12 PM
So why are they just going from Terminator 2 and jumping to Terminator 5 & 6? That seems odd that they would skip 3 & 4.
 
2012-06-08 09:27:29 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: It will be terrible. Much like Salvation was.


I don't get the salvation hate. Everyone hates it why? I only saw it once at the movies. I thought it was pretty entertaining. Is this a Titanic/Avitar cool to hate it thing? Are you and everyone else but the majority cool? Is that it? I'm kinda not cool, so I'm open to advice. I know Titanic is of limits but can I still like Batman? Should I only like Forrest Gump in the closet? Is it still cool to like Good fellas?
 
2012-06-08 09:29:10 PM

Jaymi77: So why are they just going from Terminator 2 and jumping to Terminator 5 & 6? That seems odd that they would skip 3 & 4.


The article said there was continuity. There picking up where Salvation left off.
 
2012-06-09 12:10:04 AM

KellyX: virus


yeah, NOD32 said a trojan virus as well.
 
2012-06-09 04:03:07 AM

ununcle: Jaymi77: So why are they just going from Terminator 2 and jumping to Terminator 5 & 6? That seems odd that they would skip 3 & 4.

The article said there was continuity. There picking up where Salvation left off.


What is Salvation? There were only two films, The Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day. The last one was over 20 years ago.
 
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