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(Chaos Computer Club)   Old and busted: Forced off road by drunk driver. New hotness: Forced off road by drunk deer   (thelocal.fr) divider line 11
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2012-06-08 10:22:13 AM
Oh deer! What a foalish thing to do. I hope he doesn't try to buck the charges.
 
2012-06-08 10:22:21 AM
BUDS!!

They're not just for deer you know.
 
2012-06-08 10:23:27 AM
Damn. I was about to do my spiel on the FARK DUI Apologist Brigade.

I don't have any material covering deer, though.
 
2012-06-08 10:24:05 AM
Deer + beer = veer or get smeared. Weird.
 
2012-06-08 10:29:48 AM
...large quantities of buds that make them intoxicated...lose their inhibitions. They are frequently found frolicking in private properties, parks and housing estates.

hempbeach.com

Dude, wait. What?
 
2012-06-08 10:37:17 AM

BronyMedic: Damn. I was about to do my spiel on the FARK DUI Apologist Brigade.

I don't have any material covering deer, though.


Thank god.
 
2012-06-08 10:38:37 AM
duffblue: Thank god.

What does Malorne, Aspect of Nature and God of the Deer have to do with this?
 
2012-06-08 10:42:19 AM
CSB!
A tiny deer stopped my car this morning. It couldn't have been more than a few weeks old. Mama was by the side of the road and the cutest thing started to wander into the road. I slowed down hoping he'd turn around. Nope. I had to stop. He walked right up to my door. I could have pet it! I tried to get a lousy cell phone pic, but the camera switched to video...so I got some shaky cam of a deer butt walking behind my car.
 
2012-06-08 10:45:59 AM
Heheh I've seen this happen before with other animals. Flocks of sparrows in who got shiathawked off holly tree berries that froze/ unfroze too many times in my neightborhood.

SO many windows smashed from bird collision.
 
2012-06-08 12:01:26 PM

MoronLessOff: CSB!
A tiny deer stopped my car this morning. It couldn't have been more than a few weeks old. Mama was by the side of the road and the cutest thing started to wander into the road. I slowed down hoping he'd turn around. Nope. I had to stop. He walked right up to my door. I could have pet it! I tried to get a lousy cell phone pic, but the camera switched to video...so I got some shaky cam of a deer butt walking behind my car.


Mrs. Kritter has a few back roads she calls 'decompression alley' that she'll take after long stressful work days. She gets to see all sorts of wildlife doing their thing and comes home in a pretty good cheer.
 
2012-06-08 12:18:59 PM
The real question is why haven't we set up checkpoints to randomly check every single deer for intoxication? Children could be killed by these menacing deer, the only final solution is to not let deer have antlers while intoxicated. I could be your child forced off of the road by these murderers.
 
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