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(Chicago Trib)   Fourteen dismembered bodies dumped in Mexico. Police are trying to piece together what happened   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 35
    More: Scary, Geography of Mexico, Fourteen, Sinaloa Cartel, Tamaulipas, Mexico, President Felipe Calderon  
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2012-06-08 09:42:15 AM
Hmmm, quite the quandary.

/such a perplexing task
//to fit... the remains... in the casket
///uliginous mess so quiescent
 
2012-06-08 09:42:21 AM
Or as Mexicans call it, martes.
 
2012-06-08 09:42:22 AM
I fell apart hearing about this. *rimshot*
 
2012-06-08 09:42:30 AM
So when are we going to actually fight a terrorist group that legitimately poses a threat to the United States and her allies, and is undertaking what could only be considered a crime against humanity on the border of the United States?
 
2012-06-08 09:42:48 AM
So when you're dismembered, do you have to give up your jacket?
 
2012-06-08 09:43:19 AM
They were all wearing Dismembered Only jackets.
 
2012-06-08 09:43:56 AM
And my wife *still* wants to go to Mexico for vacation... I say no.
 
2012-06-08 09:44:11 AM
EASY MEXICAN SNITCH STEW
Ingredients: 14 (legs .. torsos .. arms .. heads .. broth .. cheddar .. cream .. jalapenos ...)
Mix all ingredients together in Crock-Pot and...
 
2012-06-08 09:45:24 AM

Grapple: And my wife *still* wants to go to Mexico for vacation... I say no.


Get some extra insurance and send her on her way.
 
2012-06-08 09:47:48 AM
Will I go to hell for chuckling at the tag line? Cuz that's funny right thar!
 
2012-06-08 09:48:47 AM
img.perezhilton.com

Main suspect in the investigation.
 
2012-06-08 09:49:31 AM
Very puzzling.
 
2012-06-08 09:49:39 AM
Gandalf wanted for questioning.
 
2012-06-08 09:52:15 AM
Said the lead investigator about the lack of progress on the case, "I'm stumped."
 
2012-06-08 09:52:20 AM

BronyMedic: So when are we going to actually fight a terrorist group that legitimately poses a threat to the United States and her allies, and is undertaking what could only be considered a crime against humanity on the border of the United States?


This.

It is honestly a surprise Mexico hasn't collapsed by now. Is it drone time yet!?
 
2012-06-08 09:53:06 AM
No different than the 15 bodies discovered yesterday... or the day before... or the day before.

Just a while longer and Mexico will be an empty country free for taking.
 
2012-06-08 09:55:05 AM
"Sounds delicious."


www.ottawacitizen.com
 
2012-06-08 10:00:53 AM
I'm in Mexico for the first time right now. I am in Guadalajara for work. Head home for a few days next week before heading to Argentina.

I will say that GDL is a lot nicer than I expected. I am scheduled to go to Tijuana and Monterrey for a week each in August/September and Mexico City for a couple of weeks before the end of the year. I don't expect them to be as nice as here.
 
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2012-06-08 10:02:37 AM

BronyMedic: So when are we going to actually fight a terrorist group that legitimately poses a threat to the United States and her allies, and is undertaking what could only be considered a crime against humanity on the border of the United States?


gonna have to speak up, can't hear you, we're on the other side of the planet.
 
2012-06-08 10:05:08 AM
i.ytimg.com

Hey Mr. Hitman! Bring me a dream...
 
2012-06-08 10:08:44 AM

Tanukis_Parachute: I'm in Mexico for the first time right now. I am in Guadalajara for work. Head home for a few days next week before heading to Argentina.

I will say that GDL is a lot nicer than I expected. I am scheduled to go to Tijuana and Monterrey for a week each in August/September and Mexico City for a couple of weeks before the end of the year. I don't expect them to be as nice as here.


Take some extra time this morning and style your hair. You want to look your best when they find your head.
 
2012-06-08 10:09:42 AM
I'm not saying it was cartels...

...but it was cartels.
 
2012-06-08 10:20:00 AM
We'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation.
 
2012-06-08 10:30:04 AM

spentmiles: Tanukis_Parachute: I'm in Mexico for the first time right now. I am in Guadalajara for work. Head home for a few days next week before heading to Argentina.

I will say that GDL is a lot nicer than I expected. I am scheduled to go to Tijuana and Monterrey for a week each in August/September and Mexico City for a couple of weeks before the end of the year. I don't expect them to be as nice as here.

Take some extra time this morning and style your hair. You want to look your best when they find your head.


Heh.
 
2012-06-08 10:30:56 AM
Another victory in the war on drugs.
 
2012-06-08 10:48:35 AM

Aarontology: Another victory in the war on drugs.


FLAWLESS victory!

MortalCombat.jpg
 
2012-06-08 11:40:19 AM
Dear America,

Do you want to stop the violence in Mexico?

THEN STOP DOING COCAINE.

Thank you.

That is all.
 
2012-06-08 11:40:20 AM
15 down, a million to go, not bad, not bad,,,,
 
2012-06-08 12:01:09 PM
Was it drugs? It was drugs, wasn't it?
 
2012-06-08 12:33:07 PM

pion: Dear America,

Do you want to stop the violence in Mexico?

THEN STOP DOING COCAINE.

Thank you.

That is all.


At this point, drugs aren't even their main source of income - kidnapping for ransom is.
 
2012-06-08 01:04:16 PM

Enigmamf: pion: Dear America,

Do you want to stop the violence in Mexico?

THEN STOP DOING COCAINE.

Thank you.

That is all.

At this point, drugs aren't even their main source of income - kidnapping for ransom is.


And oil theft. And . . . Link
 
2012-06-08 01:22:31 PM

BronyMedic: So when are we going to actually fight a terrorist group that legitimately poses a threat to the United States and her allies, and is undertaking what could only be considered a crime against humanity on the border of the United States?


when they are brown

when they kill americans

when they are sitting on a bunch of oil - ya that's the one.
 
2012-06-08 03:31:11 PM

pion: Dear America,

Do you want to stop the violence in Mexico?

THEN STOP DOING COCAINE.

Thank you.

That is all.


The Mexican drug cartels are mainly profiting from marijuana. Get it right.
 
2012-06-08 07:55:37 PM
Stop supporting cartels! Buy locally
/forgot cartels run most grows,etc locally too
 
2012-06-09 08:39:42 PM
they are only mexicans. we have plenty more to replace them. nothing of value was lost.
 
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